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What the actual f**k. How do the Foos have lower than the likes of Nickelback, Linkin Poop, and Seether!?

 

Dave can actually sing without sounding like an angsty high schooler or a redneck. And the band is also pretty good at their instruments.

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What the actual f**k. How do the Foos have lower than the likes of Nickelback, Linkin Poop, and Seether!?

 

Dave can actually sing without sounding like an angsty high schooler or a redneck. And the band is also pretty good at their instruments.

 

Yes but are their song lyrics intelligent? :)

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What the actual f**k. How do the Foos have lower than the likes of Nickelback, Linkin Poop, and Seether!?

 

Dave can actually sing without sounding like an angsty high schooler or a redneck. And the band is also pretty good at their instruments.

 

Yes but are their song lyrics intelligent? :)

 

That's where I relinquish the floor :D

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Has anybody ever listened long enough to Nickelback to even have a clue what their lyrics are about? :huh:

There's that one song where he just talks about all the shit he'd do if he were famous....

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Has anybody ever listened long enough to Nickelback to even have a clue what their lyrics are about? :huh:

I could only get through 7 seconds of them before I had to cleanse myself with the other music I listen to. Needless to say the vocals didn't kick in at all in those 7 seconds.

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Has anybody ever listened long enough to Nickelback to even have a clue what their lyrics are about? :huh:

 

I made the effort one day...

 

I really wish I hadn't.

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Does this metric use the Flesch test? I'm guessing it's syllables/word.

 

If Buck Cherry grades out as a 1 we'll know it is.

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Looks like it's judged through some sort of unique words per song average? I don't feel like reverse image searching so I'll just go with that...

 

So most punk and grindcore bands must be pretty damn low, but their ranking come as no surprise given their mannerisms

 

Peart is the english major of song lyrics

 

Jon Anderson is the theoretical physicist of song lyrics

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Never in my life have I seen such the most stupidest chart in all of the world.

 

PICKLESMACKONTHEBACK WINS? HAHAHAHA!! FIXED!!

 

Give me Avenged Sevenfold any day over the other overrated modern masturbation nation of pop poop group soup. POO FIGHTERS! OVERRATED TOO!

 

Signed,

 

THE REV! RIP

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