Lorraine Posted April 12, 2015 Author Share Posted April 12, 2015 I've got some kind of pinched nerve in my neck. I could use some lovin'. How did you do that, and is that why you spent the day in bed on your birthday? The lovin' or the pinched nerve? JK.... I wish :) I did the nerve thing from mopping the floor. It sucks to get old. I can hear still today my mother's voice saying to me "It's hard when you get old." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughedatbytime Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 I've got some kind of pinched nerve in my neck. I could use some lovin'. How did you do that, and is that why you spent the day in bed on your birthday? The lovin' or the pinched nerve? JK.... I wish :) I did the nerve thing from mopping the floor. It sucks to get old.I can hear still today my mother's voice saying to me "It's hard when you get old."I got the opposite advice. She was right, though. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddy Lee Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 I ate a can of baked beans, steamed broccoli, a rack of BBQ ribs, deep fried, and a can of coke. Now, I got a case of the farts... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluefox4000 Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 i think kermit had the best advice. Mick 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted April 12, 2015 Author Share Posted April 12, 2015 I ate a can of baked beans, steamed broccoli, a rack of BBQ ribs, deep fried, and a can of coke. Now, I got a case of the farts... Freddy, we will put you in the isolation ward. Down the hall, make a right. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddy Lee Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 I ate a can of baked beans, steamed broccoli, a rack of BBQ ribs, deep fried, and a can of coke. Now, I got a case of the farts... Freddy, we will put you in the isolation ward. Down the hall, make a right.That's a bathroom! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GabesCavesOfIce Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 http://youtu.be/Blm95F-Ohhk a trip to the infirmary will help, with the bluesy geetar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddy Lee Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 All better now! Thanks Lorraine! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 You better call up the ambulance, I'm deep in shock.Overloaded, baby, I can hardly walk. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueschica Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 I've got some kind of pinched nerve in my neck. I could use some lovin'. How did you do that, and is that why you spent the day in bed on your birthday? The lovin' or the pinched nerve? JK.... I wish :) I did the nerve thing from mopping the floor. It sucks to get old.I can hear still today my mother's voice saying to me "It's hard when you get old."Hope you feel better soon, EagleMoon! Yea, about 15 years ago I worked with someone in her 60's who would say "Growing old isn't for sissies." I didn't get it then but sadly am starting to now. . . 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zN8Qp0qEa1o 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat 3 Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 Can I have the keys to the pharmacy please? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GabesCavesOfIce Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 Take me down To the infirmaryLay me downOn cotton sheetsPut a damp clothOn my foreheadLay me downAnd let me sleep I know the whiskey, it won't soothe my soulAnd the morphine won't heal my heartBut if you take me down to the infirmaryI won't have to sleep or drink alone So, take me downTo the infirmary 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sundog Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 Can I have the keys to the pharmacy please?You said please, can't understand why they said no. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Segue Myles Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 Or...if you'll be sick until you've heard every medical cliche ever uttered, there's this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86gCYjwVB78I hope Segue doesn't see this. BON JOVI CURES ALL MY MALADIES!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sundog Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v111/sundog918/CALVIN_explode.gif 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 I've got some kind of pinched nerve in my neck. I could use some lovin'. http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-eV3Il6VDojQ/UON__8dDrjI/AAAAAAAAQc8/6iiqDfKdiiA/s1600/vulcan-neck-pinch.jpg 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LyndseyG Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 http://i1204.photobucket.com/albums/bb414/lyndseyg2112/2015-04-12-19-19-47--1919714881.jpeg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sundog Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v111/sundog918/smileys/36_1_40.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v111/sundog918/smileys/36_1_31.gif 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 (edited) :ebert: :7up: :ebert: Edited April 12, 2015 by goose 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Segue Myles Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 I have siatica, and a painful tumour growing on my right fibula that is making short distance walking increasingly painful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EagleMoon Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 I have siatica, and a painful tumour growing on my right fibula that is making short distance walking increasingly painful. I know how bad sciatica can be. I have it in both legs. It's no fun 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Segue Myles Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 I have siatica, and a painful tumour growing on my right fibula that is making short distance walking increasingly painful. I know how bad sciatica can be. I have it in both legs. It's no fun IT SUCKS 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddy Lee Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 Hey Lorraine, you employing? I need a job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 I ate too much Chinese take-out tonight and now I feel ill. Does this count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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