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I've got some kind of pinched nerve in my neck. I could use some lovin'. :coy:

How did you do that, and is that why you spent the day in bed on your birthday?

 

The lovin' or the pinched nerve? :LOL:

 

JK.... I wish :)

 

I did the nerve thing from mopping the floor. It sucks to get old.

I can hear still today my mother's voice saying to me "It's hard when you get old."

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I've got some kind of pinched nerve in my neck. I could use some lovin'. :coy:

How did you do that, and is that why you spent the day in bed on your birthday?

 

The lovin' or the pinched nerve? :LOL:

 

JK.... I wish :)

 

I did the nerve thing from mopping the floor. It sucks to get old.

I can hear still today my mother's voice saying to me "It's hard when you get old."

I got the opposite advice. She was right, though.

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I ate a can of baked beans, steamed broccoli, a rack of BBQ ribs, deep fried, and a can of coke.

 

Now, I got a case of the farts...

 

Freddy, we will put you in the isolation ward. Down the hall, make a right.

That's a bathroom!

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I've got some kind of pinched nerve in my neck. I could use some lovin'. :coy:

How did you do that, and is that why you spent the day in bed on your birthday?

 

The lovin' or the pinched nerve? :LOL:

 

JK.... I wish :)

 

I did the nerve thing from mopping the floor. It sucks to get old.

I can hear still today my mother's voice saying to me "It's hard when you get old."

Hope you feel better soon, EagleMoon! Yea, about 15 years ago I worked with someone in her 60's who would say "Growing old isn't for sissies." I didn't get it then but sadly am starting to now. . .

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Take me down

To the infirmary

Lay me down

On cotton sheets

Put a damp cloth

On my forehead

Lay me down

And let me sleep

 

I know the whiskey, it won't soothe my soul

And the morphine won't heal my heart

But if you take me down to the infirmary

I won't have to sleep or drink alone

 

So, take me down

To the infirmary

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Or...if you'll be sick until you've heard every medical cliche ever uttered, there's this.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86gCYjwVB78

I hope Segue doesn't see this.

 

BON JOVI CURES ALL MY MALADIES!!

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I've got some kind of pinched nerve in my neck. I could use some lovin'. :coy:

 

 

 

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-eV3Il6VDojQ/UON__8dDrjI/AAAAAAAAQc8/6iiqDfKdiiA/s1600/vulcan-neck-pinch.jpg

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I have siatica, and a painful tumour growing on my right fibula that is making short distance walking increasingly painful.
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I have siatica, and a painful tumour growing on my right fibula that is making short distance walking increasingly painful.

 

I know how bad sciatica can be. I have it in both legs. It's no fun :hug2:

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I have siatica, and a painful tumour growing on my right fibula that is making short distance walking increasingly painful.

 

I know how bad sciatica can be. I have it in both legs. It's no fun :hug2:

 

IT SUCKS

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