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I know portnoy at least reads the place, someone on SOCN met him several years ago and TRF was apparently brought up

 

That´s good. Then he´ll know I SHIT on this topic:

 

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I know portnoy at least reads the place, someone on SOCN met him several years ago and TRF was apparently brought up

I hope he appreciated the name of treeduck and feared it! :madra: :clap: :smoke:

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNkQM2zKn1M

 

This is a bit funny but the real funny thing is Portnoy posts in the comments bitching about this and claiming he could have ended up like AJ Pero! :LOL:

That video only has 685 views. It's hilarious to me that this dude apparently searches for himself and then whines in the comments. :LOL:

 

Mike Douchenoy is just too much :LOL:

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"Hi Mike - thanks for the comment and glad to hear you're okay. Not sure if you watched the video but it is a satirical comedy sketch about the situation and is nothing against you personally. I would reply to you directly but you have disabled replies to your comment. A further explanation of the situation and our opinions will be given in Episode 3 of "The F*ck Off Show" coming tomorrow."

 

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Mike posted some great photos of the Rush concert in Boston: with Geddy and Alex and at Neil's door backstage.

http://www.metal-rules.com/metalnews/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/mike-portnoy.jpg

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He also commented on this video equivalent to the infamous John Petrucci Psycho Exercises:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRYMSRLOoK0

...to which he said, "You sir are a GENIUS!! I could care less if you are making fun of me...this had me rolling on the floor cracking up! You should get a job working with Tim & Eric...right up their alley!"

He's paranoid as fuckk! :LOL:

I wonder if he watched Psychosane Exercises 1, 2, and 3 before watching the 4th one! :LOL:

He probably spends all night searching for negative shit about himself and then posting his outrage! Silly bastard! :16ton:

 

He's not in DT anymore.........so now he's like.

 

MUST.......STAY.......RELEVANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Mick

I'm surprised he hasn't lurked on TRF and make a username to call us all out on all the negative shit we're saying about him :LOL:

That'll be next! :LOL:

 

How do you know he hasn't! :LOL:

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He also commented on this video equivalent to the infamous John Petrucci Psycho Exercises:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRYMSRLOoK0

...to which he said, "You sir are a GENIUS!! I could care less if you are making fun of me...this had me rolling on the floor cracking up! You should get a job working with Tim & Eric...right up their alley!"

He's paranoid as fuckk! :LOL:

I wonder if he watched Psychosane Exercises 1, 2, and 3 before watching the 4th one! :LOL:

He probably spends all night searching for negative shit about himself and then posting his outrage! Silly bastard! :16ton:

 

He's not in DT anymore.........so now he's like.

 

MUST.......STAY.......RELEVANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Mick

I'm surprised he hasn't lurked on TRF and make a username to call us all out on all the negative shit we're saying about him :LOL:

That'll be next! :LOL:

 

How do you know he hasn't! :LOL:

He's a fan of treeduck! :AlienSmiley:

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MIKE PORTNOY Slams U.K. Hospital For 'Not Seeing' Him, Has Flashbacks to Dream Theater Exit

 

Former DREAM THEATER drummer Mike Portnoy, who is currently touring Europe with THE NEAL MORSE BAND, has slammed the staff at the Whittington Hospital in London, England for allegedly refusing to see him quickly enough so that he could make it in time to the Islington Assembly Hall, where the group is scheduled to perform tonight.

 

In a post on his Facebook page, Portnoy wrote: "A very special NO THANKS to the staff at the Whittington Hospital for NOT seeing me regardless of telling them that there is an audience waiting for our show to begin... I finally left withOUT seeing a doctor in order to make tonight's show... I have no idea how the hell I'm going to make it through this show...I can't even stand up or lift my arms... : ("

 

After one person responded to Portnoy's Facebook post by saying, "Not to be rude, but if someone was dying, I'd hope they didn't move you to the front of the line just to get you to a show. Very narcissistic thinking here," Portnoy replied: "Keep 'em coming! Can't wait for everyone to see what an idiot you are before I ban you."

 

Portnoy apologized to fans earlier in the day for missing this evening's VIP meet-and-greet. He explained: "I'm extremely sick and on my way to the hospital right now... Hopefully we can still pull off tonight's show without a hitch."

 

According to the National Health Service (NHS) web site, the Whittington Hospital is part of Whittington Health, which provides general hospital and community services to 500,000 people living in Islington and Haringey as well as other London boroughs, including Barnet, Enfield and Camden.

 

The National Health Service is a completely public "socialized medicine" system.

 

The Business Insider reported in January 2015 that "NHS just released its most recent stats on accident and emergency room waiting times. The headline number is that 84% of patients are seen within four hours. In the UK, this is regarded as a huge failure — the standard the NHS is supposed to meet is 95% of patients in four hours."

 

Portnoy, who co-founded DREAM THEATER 30 years ago, abruptly quit the band in September 2010 while on tour with AVENGED SEVENFOLD. He has since been replaced by Mike Mangini (ANNIHILATOR, EXTREME, JAMES LABRIE, STEVE VAI). Portnoy later revealed that he tried to rejoin DREAM THEATER, only to be rebuffed.

 

 

This truly is appalling. Hence my permanent hatred for this short man complex bluebeard pice of human shit. He's overrated too. The human spitting camel. No class. No respect. No service at a hospital. Mike Port"Annoy" you are the biggest asshole on the planet.

Earl I have to bump this thread just for fun!

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