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The Official 2015 Oakland Raiders Thread! The DEL RIO era begins!! And Earl demands a Super Bowl! And so does Troutman!


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Love the downfield passing game from that montage. Wish we could see this again but it won't work on a consistent basis in the modern NFL.

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Ted Hendricks was THE MAN!

 

I truly believe that any Raider team in their Sixties or Seventies Hey Day would destroy any football team now.

Are you sure about Amari Cooper Earl?

 

Is he too short Pat? I'm sure the Raiders won't take him. They never pick the player I want!

 

I wanted Crabtree. Davis picked Heyward Bay.

I wanted MEGATRON! I got JaMarcus Purple Drank!

 

I did want Carr though so that made me happy!

 

I also wanted Crapperdick but wow now I'm glad he is a WHINER!!!

No he's 6'1, that's more than enough if you're talented like he is. Our guy Brandin Cooks is only 5'10 and he can make the high grabs anyway.

 

 

:codger: :dweez: :madra:

 

Just throw me the fu***** ball!! :madra: :LOL: :7up:

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Since I'm in a Toto Boz obsession I would like to dedicate this song to the Raiders O line of 2015. Please keep Carr safe and off his back!

 

TOTO: "HOLD THE LINE"

 

 

Just run Mark Davis out of town! :LOL: :madra:

 

Hahaha! No shit! He is a TOTAL LOSER!

 

Did I tell you I met him and Steve Sabol at Mark's favorite restaurant in Walnut Creek Ca? It was called Bing Crosby's. It's gone now.

But back in 2006 I was having dinner with my wife. On our anniversary. Well it was MNF and the Raiders and Chiefs were playing. Of course the Raiders were slaughtered.

 

So I'm at my table with my beautiful wife. It was around 9:30. Our waiter says, "Hey, are guys Raider fans?" I said HELL YES! He's all, well Mark Davis just came in and sat at the bar. So I knew this was his favorite hang out. Usually he sat in the back of the join at a booth. Mark always had a few martinis and a steak. He was there every night.

Well that night was after a game. So I excused myself from the table and went up to the bar to see this John Denver look alike John Carey loser. Of course Mark was wearing an all white jumpsuit. Just like his daddy. So I go up to the bar and I say, "Hey Mark, Earl Ramer, season ticket holder of the Oakland Raiders. I see we lost another one tonight. What the hell are you and your dad going to do to stop all of this losing?" Well I was standing up and Mark was still sitting down. Next to him of course was the late great Steve Sabol. LEGEND! So Mark looked up to me with his tiny beady eyes and said, "Earl, don't worry. You have my word. My dad and I are going to make it right!" "I said "thank you Mark, I hope you are right. Goodnight."

 

I think shook his hand and then I shook Sabol's hand too. Fukk! I was pumped!

 

Of course my wife was pissed off that I left her at the table for a few minutes. But hey, she knew who she married. I'm an arrogant selfish prick! LOL! No wonder our marriage is jeopardy. "I Lost On Jeopardy." Greg Kihn!

 

Anyway, that was back in like 2006. The Raiders haven't done shit still. Mark is a very good liar. Al and Mark didn't do anything to right the ship.

Instead they are sinking it still.

The Silver and Black Pirate Ship will sink into the sea of Purple Drank.

 

The giant head of JaMarcus on the bow of the ship.

 

Only Jack Del Rio can sail the ship into the sunset of rings.

 

I'm tired of the same old shit.

 

The Raiders and my marriage are on the same crash course.

 

Something must turn positive.

 

It's called the regression of the mean.

 

Listening to TOTO all night can cause depression. Jesus, every song relates to my hurting heart.

No wonder I tune out lyrics and only follow the music! LOL!

 

It's like watching a Raider game with no sound!

 

Broken Hearts, love and the Raiders.

 

Everything is connected.

 

When do I pull the plug?

 

The ship is still sinking.

 

Just like my broken heart............................................................................................

 

 

Thank God For Rock And Roll

Steve Sabol? :cheers:

 

Does it get anymore NFL than that?

 

Great story.

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Jesus Christ! This better happen! CARR TO COOPER! DONE!

Would be a nice fit. I'm curious to see what the Raiders do with all of that open cap space. If handled correctly, a quick turnaround could be in the making. I really think you found something in Carr. The biggest problem is solved. We the two biggest, head coach and quarterback.
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Jesus Christ! This better happen! CARR TO COOPER! DONE!

Would be a nice fit. I'm curious to see what the Raiders do with all of that open cap space. If handled correctly, a quick turnaround could be in the making. I really think you found something in Carr. The biggest problem is solved. We the two biggest, head coach and quarterback.

 

I really like the coaches who are now on board,

 

And with all that cash and a fourth round pick there are no excuses for not making an impact. I can live with this year being a building year but that has to stop at some point. Same sh** different year. Need to get a concrete plan in place.

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Need to get a concrete plan in place.

I think there may already be one. Unfortunately, the concrete is going to end up in LA. :syrinx:

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Personally, I hope LA never gets a team, they don't deserve one.

Maybe the Browns or the Failclowns...

 

http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/287/0/6/stg_salute_by_weapons_expert_cool-d6qge0i.gif

 

Fu** that,

 

Bring back the Rams!! :madra:

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