The Analog Cub Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 Here's to the best Christmas classic. You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 Clark: Oh, I was just smelling - smiling. I was just blouse - browsing. I, uh, heh heh. Well, I guess it just wouldn't... Oh hee hee, it wouldn't be the Christmas shopping season if the stores were any less hooter than they - HOTTER than they are. Whew. It is warm in here, isn't it?Mary: You have your coat on.Clark: Yes, oh do I? Yeah, it is a bit nipply out. I mean nippy. What am I saying, nipple? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Narps Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 I have heard this is good one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 I have heard this is good one...It's Real Nice!http://bubba.org/nlcv/images/eddieok.jpg 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Analog Cub Posted December 22, 2014 Author Share Posted December 22, 2014 Merry Christmas! Shitter's full! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUSHHEAD666 Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Here's to the best Christmas classic. You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant! Absolutely CLASSIC! I bought my Christmas Vacation t shirt at Abercrombie over the weekend. It's for a younger dude but it looks good on me if I wear a white long sleeved shirt underneath. They also have a women's t-shire with Clark on the front in a Christmas hat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUSHHEAD666 Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol? EPIC! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
condemned2bfree Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Just watched this. Watch it every year, its hilarious love it.Oh, I was just smelling - smiling. I was just blouse - browsing. I, uh, heh heh. Well, I guess it just wouldn't... Oh hee hee, it wouldn't be the Christmas shopping season if the stores were any less hooter than they - HOTTER than they are. Whew. It is warm in here, isn't it? You have your coat on. Yes, oh do I? Yeah, it is a bit nipply out. I mean nippy. What am I saying, nipple? 'Just blousing' 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RushCanuck Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Believe it or not, I watched this movie last night for the first time in my life.... loved it ! :ebert: The scene at the store with the babe (bit nipply out) and the rant at lack of bonus are epic. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 I love the conversation with the little girl too.... Ruby Sue: Rocky bit my thumb. Him's nervous.Clark: Nervous or excited?Ruby Sue: Shittin' bricks.Clark: You shouldn't use that word.Ruby Sue: Sorry. Shittin' rocks 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Analog Cub Posted December 23, 2014 Author Share Posted December 23, 2014 Is Rusty still in the Navy? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Is Rusty still in the Navy?Is your house on fire, Clark? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Analog Cub Posted December 23, 2014 Author Share Posted December 23, 2014 Is Rusty still in the Navy?Is your house on fire, Clark? Grace? She passed away 30 years ago! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Is Rusty still in the Navy?Is your house on fire, Clark? Grace? She passed away 30 years ago! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Is Rusty still in the Navy?Is your house on fire, Clark? Grace? She passed away 30 years ago!Don't throw me down, Clark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Analog Cub Posted December 23, 2014 Author Share Posted December 23, 2014 The best part of all Christmas movies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 http://38.media.tumblr.com/55b2b8063859b27c9d04eaf739772082/tumblr_mfimscOFCP1rcff7po1_250.gif 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Union 5-3992 Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Too bad Netflix decided to axe the film just as the holiday season began Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Analog Cub Posted December 25, 2014 Author Share Posted December 25, 2014 It's on right now on ABC Family! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 "Kiss my ass. Kiss your ass." Saw this opening weekend with my dad when I was 9. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Union 5-3992 Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 It's on right now on ABC Family!Just got through it on DVR without commercials. Too bad Clark had a censored speech when talking about his boss... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken hawk Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 Why did they axe it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 Watching it on ABC Fam at mom's house now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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