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Fool me twice shame on me!

 

:(

Maybe he is busy performing miracles that provides clean drinking weather to poor African babies?

 

Are we so important???

:o

Of course we are!!!

 

What a question! :eyeroll:

Zelix is important. We're just grains of sand.

 

[let's go back to 7th grade...]

JR, you can take your fantasies of this zelix character and CRAM 'EM UP YOUR ASS! HIS AGE STARTED AND ENDED THE DAY IT WAS CREATED! This CUTESY WOOTSEY BULL SHIT isn't even SLIGHTLY AMUSING anymore....

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Fool me twice shame on me!

 

:(

Maybe he is busy performing miracles that provides clean drinking weather to poor African babies?

 

Are we so important???

:o

Of course we are!!!

 

What a question! :eyeroll:

Zelix is important. We're just grains of sand.

http://i.imgur.com/l3LuaZd.gif

From the strength Zelix gives me I will fight the lies of Satan the Berry...

 

...with Chocolate.

 

...and Karate.

 

In Zelix name I win the Survival Game!

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Oh PSHAW...wimpy bitches....eating their own poo....

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THE POWER OF ZELIX COMPELS YOU!!!

 

 

 

 

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The only person the non-entity of Zelix compells is YOU you WEAKIE! Wake up and smell the COFFEE dripping out of his ass and into your MOUTH......dribble dribble...Here's a napkin, puke-a- mongee...

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The only person the non-entity of Zelix compells is YOU...

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Zelix is love. Zelix loves you too.

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The only person the non-entity of Zelix compells is YOU...

http://i.imgur.com/l3LuaZd.gif

Zelix is love. Zelix loves you too.

 

You must enjoy being delusional and annoying, right? LMAO

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The only person the non-entity of Zelix compells is YOU...

http://i.imgur.com/l3LuaZd.gif

Zelix is love. Zelix loves you too.

 

You must enjoy being delusional and annoying, right? LMAO

http://i.imgur.com/aeRXGkp.gif

I found an inner peace through Zelix. I no longer engage in road rage, my hair is thicker and fuller, my erections are more firm.

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The only person the non-entity of Zelix compells is YOU...

http://i.imgur.com/l3LuaZd.gif

Zelix is love. Zelix loves you too.

 

You must enjoy being delusional and annoying, right? LMAO

http://i.imgur.com/aeRXGkp.gif

I found an inner peace through Zelix. I no longer engage in road rage, my hair is thicker and fuller, my erections are more firm.

 

Oh, of COURSE! Because we all KNOW YOU COULDN'T HAVE ACCOMPLISHED THAT BY YOURSELF,RIGHT? :laughing guy:

:banana:

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The only person the non-entity of Zelix compells is YOU...

http://i.imgur.com/l3LuaZd.gif

Zelix is love. Zelix loves you too.

 

You must enjoy being delusional and annoying, right? LMAO

http://i.imgur.com/aeRXGkp.gif

I found an inner peace through Zelix. I no longer engage in road rage, my hair is thicker and fuller, my erections are more firm.

 

Oh, of COURSE! Because we all KNOW YOU COULDN'T HAVE ACCOMPLISHED THAT BY YOURSELF,RIGHT? :laughing guy:

:banana:

Even in your mocking Zelix brings you joy!

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Enough of this pervert jibba jabba.

 

Where's the fraudster been?

 

You don't think he's kicked the bucket, do you?

KICK THE BUCKET???

 

Zelix is timeless like the sacred mountain.

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That reminds me of when I was about 12 and 13 and the neighborhood was full of wanna-be hippies, and wearing beads and cowbells around the neck was groovy, groovy, groovy, there was one slightly older and exceptionally cool 15 year old that had the nickname Sacred Cow. All hail! :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: Edited by Lorraine
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The only person the non-entity of Zelix compells is YOU...

http://i.imgur.com/l3LuaZd.gif

Zelix is love. Zelix loves you too.

 

You must enjoy being delusional and annoying, right? LMAO

http://i.imgur.com/aeRXGkp.gif

I found an inner peace through Zelix. I no longer engage in road rage, my hair is thicker and fuller, my erections are more firm.

 

Oh, of COURSE! Because we all KNOW YOU COULDN'T HAVE ACCOMPLISHED THAT BY YOURSELF,RIGHT? :laughing guy:

:banana:

Even in your mocking Zelix brings you joy!

 

No, You turd sniffin' follower! Hard as this may be for you to understand, I'm QUITE Capable of creating MY OWN JOY! I don't need anyone else to do it for me. Unlike YOU....http://i.imgur.com/ZCadNHW.gif

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Zelix has his/her/its own YouTube channel. Maybe we can find our inlightened pal there.

 

In his own words: "I am the try hard that plays the block game on the phone :) likes to have fun!"

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Biography

 

Zelix has black hair, hanging at the sides of his face and over his forehed in short, thick strands. He has gray eyes and black eyebrows. His face is simple, and he usually wears a white shirt and a black coat with red fringes and long cuffs. His pants are gray in color with blue stripes up the sides. He wears slip-on, black shoes and no gloves. He is five feet and ten inches tall.

 

He is very calm and collected, almost uncaring in many situations. He is aware of his true power, and thus not over-confident or self-deprivating. He enjoys the company of his friends and is prepared for just about anything, capable of easily assessing most situations.

 

http://fantendo.wikia.com/wiki/Zelix_(MainFrame)

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Goodbye, Zelix!

 

I hope you don't decide to zoom in and pay us a visit while the forum is out for repair.

 

You may think TRF is no more.

 

Then we will never see you ever ever ever again.

 

John Rogers will cry and become a drug addict for sure.

 

What will we do with him then?

 

The forum isn't equipped to handle basket cases.

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