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Enough of that boy faker

Now's the era of the toymaker

He will be your joy waker

And never annoy or ache yer

 

 

uh . . . got no more rhymes.

I may be ready to toss Zelix overboard and worship you. Will you make me rich?

 

You will be rich in the good feelings that come from temporarily boosting the ego of a relatively random stranger! You've done it before and you can do it again!! Now, whaddya say?

I need Bitches, Bling and a Boat.

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Enough of that boy faker

Now's the era of the toymaker

He will be your joy waker

And never annoy or ache yer

 

 

uh . . . got no more rhymes.

 

If Zelix wasn't our answer

It certainly can't be a toymaker

We need a true romancer

an intense poet and a good dancer

 

 

:unsure:

 

What, my poetry wasn't intense enough for you? Can't please anybody these days. . . sheesh. Dude just wants to be a god for a while, and look what happens. But if "Zelix" wants to do it, everybody is "oh, Zelix, answer my prayers" and "ooh Zelix" this and "aaaah Zelix" that.

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Enough of that boy faker

Now's the era of the toymaker

He will be your joy waker

And never annoy or ache yer

 

 

uh . . . got no more rhymes.

I may be ready to toss Zelix overboard and worship you. Will you make me rich?

 

You will be rich in the good feelings that come from temporarily boosting the ego of a relatively random stranger! You've done it before and you can do it again!! Now, whaddya say?

I need Bitches, Bling and a Boat.

 

You can get some of that stuff in prison. Well, not the boat.

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More hostility in my life, I do not need.

 

Bye.

 

Well, it was just joking hostility. The "riffing on Zelix" sort of back-and-forth we've been doing. :)

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Z is for "zzzzzz" which is what we end up doing waiting for Zelix to return

 

E is for "ebulience," the quality with which Zelix expresses his promises; E is also for "empty"; E is also for enlightenment, but that's not what Zelix promised (see below)

 

L is for "late" as in "late to the party"

 

I is for "inlightenment" which Zelix has promised but not yet (?) delivered

 

X is for "Xanadu" because it's a damn fine song, and let's face it there's not much to choose from with that letter

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Where did that fly by night go off to this time is what I want to know.

 

Z is for zilch, which is just about what he's done for us with his whizdom.

 

E is for empty, and that describes his promises.

 

L is for loony, and that would be me for believing him.

 

I is for insane. No further commentary needed.

 

X is for xylophone. I had one when I was a little girl and used to play it all the time. :)

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O Great and Powerful Zelix, please forgive my companions. They doubt your solid gold existence, but I know you're still out there. Please, Your Awesomeness, show us a sign! Please bestow upon us thy whizdom!
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