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I hope Zelix didn't get arrested in Thailand.

 

He couldn't have. Because he is a TOTALLY MADE UP PERSON. Made up by JohnRogers.

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You must remember Zelix has over 70,000 posts at The Babymetal Forum. That takes dedication.

There's a Babymetal Forum?

Yes.

 

Unfortunately, Zelix does NOT post on the true BabyMetal forum. so he can't have 70,000 posts there. The links above go to a children's clothes and toys site....

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Every cloud has a silver lining.

 

:)

 

'It's Darkest before the Dawn, I was brought up to look upon the bright side ever since the day I was born. Quietest just before the Storm.' That is part of the song, Silver Lining, by Player, off of the album 'Danger Zone'.This was an album I bought for the song 'Forever' in 1981, even though the album came out in '78. 'Silver Lining', even though it's a break-up song, is my favorite on the album, though there are a lot of good songs on the album!

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Say... where's he gone? ! :o

 

Why did you even CARE? Zelix is a complete HOAX!!!

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How dare you!?!?!?!

 

Because YOU SUCK!

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Rotted be the brain

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Blessed are the silent

 

So HE'S the f***er who makes everything ROT! And you are the puppeteer who makes him DO IT! YOU BOTH SUCK!

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Blessing be upon you on this Zelix day. :bacon: :whipgirl:

 

Too bad you don't have the 'stuff' to be able to bless ANYONE!...Sorry, take a look at REALITY, dude!

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Don't make Zelix smite you for blasphemy, pal. :whipgirl: :givebeer: :blaze:

 

As has been said before, [by ME of course,] You couldn't smite a freaking Amoeba let alone an amoeba TURD. [i know, they're a DELICACY for you]

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No he is NOT. The image is thousands of years old. It occured before Zelix was born. Come on John. you need to make believeable posts.

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Millions. Zelix can grant you the wisdom to know that.

 

As it turns out, GOOGLE gave me that knowledge.

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Did Zelix kick the bucket?

My dryer kicked the bucket. Where was Zelix to help with the laundry?

One of my whiskers broke. Where was Zelix to stick it back on?

 

John was probably taking a nap...you see, when John is unconcious, Zelix has no god-like powers...or ever for that matter...

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What about my poor little whisker...?

 

It's just one of those things that happens to kitties, hon.

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Will it grow back..?

 

They always have on all the cats I've owned!

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:) :heart:

 

It grew back! :yay: :yay: :yay:

Zelix is truly wonderful!

 

Stuff a SOCK in it, JohnR!

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Did Zelix kick the bucket?

My dryer kicked the bucket. Where was Zelix to help with the laundry?

One of my whiskers broke. Where was Zelix to stick it back on?

 

John was probably taking a nap...you see, when John is unconcious, Zelix has no god-like powers...or ever for that matter...

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What about my poor little whisker...?

 

It's just one of those things that happens to kitties, hon.

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Will it grow back..?

 

They always have on all the cats I've owned!

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:) :heart:

 

It grew back! :yay: :yay: :yay:

Zelix is truly wonderful!

 

Stuff a SOCK in it, JohnR!

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Rotted be the brain

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Blessed are the silent

 

So HE'S the f***er who makes everything ROT! And you are the puppeteer who makes him DO IT! YOU BOTH SUCK!

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Unfortunately I’m not Zelix. :(

 

Imagine all the wonderus things I could do if I was.

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Rotted be the brain

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Blessed are the silent

 

So HE'S the f***er who makes everything ROT! And you are the puppeteer who makes him DO IT! YOU BOTH SUCK!

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Unfortunately I’m not Zelix. :(

 

Imagine all the wonderus things I could do if I was.

 

You could do NOTHING! Zelix doesn't exist as a Deity.

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:notworthy: All hail Zelix! Zelix be praised! :notworthy:

 

I refuse to 'hail' another human being. Reminds me too much of the whole HITLER thing....80pUeFS.gifsP0cGcT.jpg

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Is this legit? Didn’t know there were Hitler death photos.

 

Yup. I found this out around the millenium. I was reading "Helter Skelter" at the time also....

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:notworthy: All hail Zelix! Zelix be praised! :notworthy:

 

I refuse to 'hail' another human being. Reminds me too much of the whole HITLER thing....80pUeFS.gifsP0cGcT.jpg

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Is this legit? Didn’t know there were Hitler death photos.

 

Last I heard he was living in South America with James Dean, JFK, and Elvis. They had an extra room so Jeffrey Epstein recently moved in.

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"The Age of Zelix" is nothing other than a shabby anagram of "Gae Exilz of Eth." :tsk: :tsk: :tsk:

 

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You should be ashamed. :yes:

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