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Nuthin' like a nice, big tree for providing shade, comfort, and all-around good times...... :D

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Happy Anniversary Chrissie!

 

And now to celebrate this monumental event here is I THINK I'M GOING (to shave myself) BALD

 

 

I looked in the mirror today

My legs just didn't seem so smooth

My crotch has gained a few more hairs

I think I'm going to shave myself bald

 

I'm fuckking going bald

 

I shaved myself just yesterday

but it must have grown back in the night

I'm sick to death of these roots

I wish I was as bald as a coot

If my skin is hairy I get scary

And I hate my life!

 

I want to be as smooth as a vanity fair

bitch, those smooth skinny covergirls everywhere

glossy butt shuffles here and there

I just see my legs with hair

 

Now after an hour

I'll be as smooth as a baby's arse

Then it's time to soak in hot water

I've got to be ready for nine

I'm going to a halloween party

I know I'm smooth now but...

I'm going as Grover the Muppet!!

 

I know here's hairy, but I want to be smooth...underneath!

 

My shaved hair is slipping away

Down the drain

It's gone today but tomorrow I've got to shave it away

again

I'll still be hairy, then maybe I'll shave my head!

and wear wigs!

I'll be smoother when I've shaved my head!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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