Tombstone Mountain Posted August 4, 2014 Author Share Posted August 4, 2014 What could this strange device be? "(Moving) Pictures that plug into your eyes!" (For those of us who can never not mishear that lyric) Sold only in Syrinx at a Temple near you!Only, $21.12 (plus Flying By Night and handling; "You can't get Something For Nothing you know")!Call now and recieve a complementary pair of compatible Red Lenses! So don't wait! The Priests are waiting by our phone lines to take your orders (and your Freewill) now! And watch out for Signals of these other Solar Federation products in your local Big Money Superstore:Power WindowsPortable Flames (Hold Your Fire!)Everlasting Hair Styles (Permanent Waves!)Kubla Khan's famous Lemony Cake!"La Villa Strangiato" Dog Houses!"Limelight" Home Theater Systems!1001001 classic novels, including Tom Sawyer!Cygnus Telescopes! (Including the famous X-1 model)High end transportation! Including: Red Barchettas, Gleaming Alloy Air-Cars, and even Rocinante!Different Strings (for guitar and bass)Clockwork Angels to decorate your home! And So Much More!Does Kubla Khan's lemony cake go well with the milk of paradise, or whole D? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tombstone Mountain Posted August 5, 2014 Author Share Posted August 5, 2014 The Fountain of Lamneth Bong - For when you need a guiding hand Also available, the more exotic and more expensive A Passage To Bangkok Bong.And if you call now we'll throw in the new "Halo Effect" Hookah 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PolarizeMe Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 The Fountain of Lamneth Bong - For when you need a guiding hand Also available, the more exotic and more expensive A Passage To Bangkok Bong.And if you call now we'll throw in the new "Halo Effect" HookahBut wait, there's more! Call within the next 30 minutes, and we'll give you the Tobes of Hades Midwakh as our free gift to you even if you decide to return The Fountain of Lamneth or A Passage To Bangkok Bong. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 god, you people are gross I was hoping for modest and PG-13 related humor. This is what I got.That's something you should never hope for! Why this guy has not been banned from this forum for foul language I just don't know. Most every other forum I'm on he would've been out here long ago. I guess they're moderated better than this one. Such a shame. Chill out, plenty of people enjoy his posts. Don't rain on his parade. I mean, are you really THAT bothered by foul language? Lighten up Oh come on. It's childish, rude and uncalled for. Potty humor has a place when you're 3 years old but I thought we were mostly adults here. Guess I was wrong. I'd like to think that most Rush fans have a bit more self-respect than that. Enjoying potty humor is self deprecating? I'd like to think more Rush fans aren't so judgemental If it had been a potty joke or two, that's fine. But when someone speaks like that all the time, it gets old fast. There comes a time in life when you'd just like to have conversations without the pottymouth, and without hearing "f**kin'" as every other word. That's why there's an ignore option. I don't care if someone doesn't like his posts, but there's no need to call for him to get bannedhttp://www.wision.net/upfiles/4387243-32344-red-ignore-button.jpg 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted August 5, 2014 Author Share Posted August 5, 2014 god, you people are gross I was hoping for modest and PG-13 related humor. This is what I got.That's something you should never hope for! Why this guy has not been banned from this forum for foul language I just don't know. Most every other forum I'm on he would've been out here long ago. I guess they're moderated better than this one. Such a shame. Chill out, plenty of people enjoy his posts. Don't rain on his parade. I mean, are you really THAT bothered by foul language? Lighten up Oh come on. It's childish, rude and uncalled for. Potty humor has a place when you're 3 years old but I thought we were mostly adults here. Guess I was wrong. I'd like to think that most Rush fans have a bit more self-respect than that. Enjoying potty humor is self deprecating? I'd like to think more Rush fans aren't so judgemental If it had been a potty joke or two, that's fine. But when someone speaks like that all the time, it gets old fast. There comes a time in life when you'd just like to have conversations without the pottymouth, and without hearing "f**kin'" as every other word. That's why there's an ignore option. I don't care if someone doesn't like his posts, but there's no need to call for him to get bannedhttp://www.wision.net/upfiles/4387243-32344-red-ignore-button.jpgSpaghetti Lee—Man (or Woman) of the People! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted August 6, 2014 Author Share Posted August 6, 2014 The Fountain of Lamneth Bong - For when you need a guiding hand Also available, the more exotic and more expensive A Passage To Bangkok Bong.And if you call now we'll throw in the new "Halo Effect" HookahBut wait, there's more! Call within the next 30 minutes, and we'll give you the Tobes of Hades Midwakh as our free gift to you even if you decide to return The Fountain of Lamneth or A Passage To Bangkok Bong.Finally, the first 50 callers will receive our special edition "Vapor Trails" E-Cig, complete with the Madrigal Aromatic Enhancer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PolarizeMe Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 The Fountain of Lamneth Bong - For when you need a guiding hand Also available, the more exotic and more expensive A Passage To Bangkok Bong.And if you call now we'll throw in the new "Halo Effect" HookahBut wait, there's more! Call within the next 30 minutes, and we'll give you the Tobes of Hades Midwakh as our free gift to you even if you decide to return The Fountain of Lamneth or A Passage To Bangkok Bong.Finally, the first 50 callers will receive our special edition "Vapor Trails" E-Cig, complete with the Madrigal Aromatic Enhancer All yours for only one payment of $21.12! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted August 6, 2014 Author Share Posted August 6, 2014 (edited) Hey old school Rush fans! Tired of being stuck in the Terry Brown era? Are you confused, and perhaps hurt, by the new and inventive direction the band has taken since TB's eviction? Do you find yourself disillusioned by the band's choice of Rupert Hine as a producer? Not getting over the revolutionary "wall of sound" of Clockwork Angels? Have no fear, your wait for relief and clarity is over. No longer do you need to pray for magic. Try the brand new "Sweet Miracle" Head ExtractorGuaranteed strong, and ready to help you appreciate Clockwork Angels Edited August 6, 2014 by Tombstone Mountain 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Analog Cub Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 The Fountain of Lamneth Bong - For when you need a guiding hand Also available, the more exotic and more expensive A Passage To Bangkok Bong.And if you call now we'll throw in the new "Halo Effect" HookahBut wait, there's more! Call within the next 30 minutes, and we'll give you the Tobes of Hades Midwakh as our free gift to you even if you decide to return The Fountain of Lamneth or A Passage To Bangkok Bong.Finally, the first 50 callers will receive our special edition "Vapor Trails" E-Cig, complete with the Madrigal Aromatic Enhancer All yours for only one payment of $21.12! Try our products and you'll feel like you're soaring through the Hemispheres! Truly a bundle to satisfy both the Heart and the Mind. If your name is Rupert Hine, maybe you'll grow a pair along the way! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted August 6, 2014 Author Share Posted August 6, 2014 The Fountain of Lamneth Bong - For when you need a guiding hand Also available, the more exotic and more expensive A Passage To Bangkok Bong.And if you call now we'll throw in the new "Halo Effect" HookahBut wait, there's more! Call within the next 30 minutes, and we'll give you the Tobes of Hades Midwakh as our free gift to you even if you decide to return The Fountain of Lamneth or A Passage To Bangkok Bong.Finally, the first 50 callers will receive our special edition "Vapor Trails" E-Cig, complete with the Madrigal Aromatic Enhancer All yours for only one payment of $21.12! Try our products and you'll feel like you're soaring through the Hemispheres! Truly a bundle to satisfy both the Heart and the Mind. If your name is Rupert Hine, maybe you'll grow a pair along the way!Those albums are really misunderstood masterpieces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted August 6, 2014 Author Share Posted August 6, 2014 Hey old school Rush fans! Tired of being stuck in the Terry Brown era? Are you confused, and perhaps hurt, by the new and inventive direction the band has taken since TB's eviction? Do you find yourself disillusioned by the band's choice of Rupert Hine as a producer? Not getting over the revolutionary "wall of sound" of Clockwork Angels? Have no fear, your wait for relief and clarity is over. No longer do you need to pray for magic. Try the brand new "Sweet Miracle" Head ExtractorGuaranteed strong, and ready to help you appreciate Clockwork AngelsI'm ordering this product for so many people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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