Tombstone Mountain Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 The time to Grind is now! During the bands hiatus, lame threads pop up like dandelions. Here's another. Create a Rush inspired product. Could be anything, make it fun. Slogans should be included and relevant to the product's function. I'll start with one I inserted into an edition of my famed Yukon Blade Grinder articles: "Hand over Fist" PMS medication Calming women down since Presto. Just one dose, and she's comatose! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted July 26, 2014 Author Share Posted July 26, 2014 "Dog Years" Flea Powder—Because summers don't always have to be the season of the itch 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbine Freight Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 "Red Sector A-nusol" Soothing uptight Rush fanboys for decades! 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted July 26, 2014 Author Share Posted July 26, 2014 "Red Sector A-nusol" Soothing uptight Rush fanboys for decades!Excellent! Getting butt-hurt is never fun...at least that's what I've been told Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughedatbytime Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 Presto -- for insomnia, more effective than Lunesta but without the side effects Snakes and Arrows Coasters -- finally a use for S&A, keeping your table from having those unsightly rings 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted July 26, 2014 Author Share Posted July 26, 2014 Presto -- for insomnia, more effective than Lunesta but without the side effects Snakes and Arrows Coasters -- finally a use for S&A, keeping your table from having those unsightly ringsAhhh—our fearless leader contributes to the cause. I can see the commercials now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sark Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 The all-new Xanadouche. Makes it feel like a cave of ice! 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaghetti Lee Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 "In the End" Anal Lube 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narps Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 Red Tide tampons... "Stem the tide" 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaghetti Lee Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 "The Fountain of Lamneth" Diuretic Fluid Capsules Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaghetti Lee Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 "A Passage to Bangkok" San Francisco Tourism Guide 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted July 26, 2014 Author Share Posted July 26, 2014 The all-new Xanadouche. Makes it feel like a cave of ice!That's fantastic! Well played Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaghetti Lee Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 "I Think I'm Going Bald" Minoxidil Scalp Treatment 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted July 26, 2014 Author Share Posted July 26, 2014 Red Tide tampons... "Stem the tide"ain't no stopping it bro. It will hit the shore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbine Freight Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 Fly By Night Financial Consultants. We'll take care of The Big Money! 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted July 26, 2014 Author Share Posted July 26, 2014 Slogans people. We need slogans 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaghetti Lee Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 "Closer to the Shart" Anti-Diarrheal Tablets 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narps Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 The Vapor Trails dog whistle... "the noise that apparently not all can hear" 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaghetti Lee Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 "Jacob's Bladder" Urostomy Care Products 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted July 26, 2014 Author Share Posted July 26, 2014 "Closer to the Shart" Anti-Diarrheal TabletsSlogan please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaghetti Lee Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 "Bitch Hunt" Online Dating Service 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted July 26, 2014 Author Share Posted July 26, 2014 The Vapor Trails dog whistle... "the noise that apparently not all can hear"Nice. You're catching on to this internet thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughedatbytime Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 Here Again -- audio amplification devices Something for Nothing -- useful for Democratic party campaign ads Hold Your Fire -- theme for PSAs to run in Chicago 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaghetti Lee Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 "Digital Man" Home Prostate Exam Kits 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted July 26, 2014 Author Share Posted July 26, 2014 "Bitch Hunt" Online Dating ServiceSlogan please. Remember—keep it PG-13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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