ThatLightInYourEyes Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 I really don't know what to say about this, but i thought this would be a fun story for TRF's fine and sophisticated culinary section: Cop Allegedly Caught Masturbating In Starbucks A Camden, New Jersey officer has been removed from duty and charged with disorderly lewdness after police say he was caught masturbating in a Starbucks, according to CBS Philly. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/05/23/cop-masturbating-starbucks_n_5380427.html?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000592 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x1yyz Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 Guess he REALLY LIKES his morning coffee! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gangsterfurious Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 You know... Some mornings I think I need more coffee than I do and so I order 3-4 shots of espresso in my latte... and then I get SUPER jittery. Maybe the jitters were just too much and he needed to calm them? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narps Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 I looked at this thread a few times last night and this morning and wanted to post something witty, serious, anything. I still got nothing...... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umoveme Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 He was jacked-up on caffeine. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chronos Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Frappucino? More like FAPpucino. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 That's what you get for hiring her, Starbucks.... http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--wHRAty1H--/18s0bnz3fujgtjpg.jpg 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gangsterfurious Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 That's what you get for hiring her, Starbucks.... http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--wHRAty1H--/18s0bnz3fujgtjpg.jpg That's Slutbucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 That's what you get for hiring her, Starbucks.... http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--wHRAty1H--/18s0bnz3fujgtjpg.jpg That's SlutbucksWhoreBucks works too! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyLee Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 I don't think I wanna live in a world where I can't masturbate at Starbuck's. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 I don't think I wanna live in a world where I can't masturbate at Starbuck's. Hold the cream! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gangsterfurious Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 I kind of just threw up in my mouth a little. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 That's what you get for hiring her, Starbucks.... http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--wHRAty1H--/18s0bnz3fujgtjpg.jpg That's SlutbucksWhoreBucks works too! Where are these places, and how much money should I take? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 I kind of just threw up in my mouth a little.If your hubby's a cop and you're at Starbucks... that might not be throw up in your mouth. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gangsterfurious Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 I kind of just threw up in my mouth a little.If your hubby's a cop and you're at Starbucks... that might not be throw up in your mouth. Well thank the Lord I married a nerdy IT guy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyLee Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 That's what you get for hiring her, Starbucks.... http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--wHRAty1H--/18s0bnz3fujgtjpg.jpg That's SlutbucksWhoreBucks works too! Where are these places, and how much money should I take? Singles, lots of singles. :) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 Why couldn't he jerk off at Dunkin Donuts like a normal cop? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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