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I really don't know what to say about this, but i thought this would be a fun story for TRF's fine and sophisticated culinary section:

 

 

Cop Allegedly Caught Masturbating In Starbucks

 

A Camden, New Jersey officer has been removed from duty and charged with disorderly lewdness after police say he was caught masturbating in a Starbucks, according to CBS Philly.

 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/05/23/cop-masturbating-starbucks_n_5380427.html?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000592

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You know... Some mornings I think I need more coffee than I do and so I order 3-4 shots of espresso in my latte... and then I get SUPER jittery. Maybe the jitters were just too much and he needed to calm them?
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I looked at this thread a few times last night and this morning and wanted to post something witty, serious, anything. I still got nothing...... :eh:
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That's what you get for hiring her, Starbucks....

 

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--wHRAty1H--/18s0bnz3fujgtjpg.jpg

 

That's Slutbucks

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That's what you get for hiring her, Starbucks....

 

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--wHRAty1H--/18s0bnz3fujgtjpg.jpg

 

That's Slutbucks

WhoreBucks works too!
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I kind of just threw up in my mouth a little.
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That's what you get for hiring her, Starbucks....

 

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--wHRAty1H--/18s0bnz3fujgtjpg.jpg

 

That's Slutbucks

WhoreBucks works too!

 

Where are these places, and how much money should I take?

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I kind of just threw up in my mouth a little.

If your hubby's a cop and you're at Starbucks... that might not be throw up in your mouth.

 

Well thank the Lord I married a nerdy IT guy.

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That's what you get for hiring her, Starbucks....

 

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--wHRAty1H--/18s0bnz3fujgtjpg.jpg

 

That's Slutbucks

WhoreBucks works too!

 

Where are these places, and how much money should I take?

 

Singles, lots of singles. :)

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