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#21 gangsterfurious

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Posted 02 May 2014 - 08:47 PM

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“Because you’re turned on or because you want a donut?"

This whole article made me giggle, but THAT right there made me roar with laughter!  :lol:

Well, to quote your quote....

"I wonder who invented donuts? I dunno, probably, probably some genius." - Geddy Lee

Hence the reason I'm kind of dying laughing over here.

:LMAO:  I didn't even think about that!  EVEN BETTER!  This wins the internet for the day.  :lol:

And, just for the record, I have never thought of a donut as a sex toy.  I'm glad to be expanding my horizons...I think.  :eh:

So uhm, I've done a few donut runs after sex but I don't think that I'll be incorporating them into the actual act itself.

Edited by gangsterfurious, 02 May 2014 - 08:47 PM.


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Posted 02 May 2014 - 09:13 PM

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And, just for the record, I have never thought of a donut as a sex toy.  I'm glad to be expanding my horizons...I think.  :eh:

Clearly you need to read Cosmo's tips more often ;)

But yeah, that was a pretty hilarious article.

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Posted 02 May 2014 - 09:39 PM

Cosmo was one of my guilty little pleasures when I was a teenager. My grandma would buy it for me with other magazines like Vogue, Seventeen, and Elle, and let me keep them at her house. Eventually I became bored with it because it was like the same sex tips over and over, except for those weird ones. I vividly remember one that advised ladies to lick their partner's armpits, saying it was an erogenous zone for men. I have yet to find a man that wants me to lick his armpits.

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Posted 02 May 2014 - 09:44 PM

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I vividly remember one that advised ladies to lick their partner's armpits, saying it was an erogenous zone for men. I have yet to find a man that wants me to lick his armpits.

And the moment I find that man I am running the other direction.  :outtahere:

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Posted 02 May 2014 - 10:01 PM

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I vividly remember one that advised ladies to lick their partner's armpits, saying it was an erogenous zone for men. I have yet to find a man that wants me to lick his armpits.

And the moment I find that man I am running the other direction.  :outtahere:

I know, right?

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Posted 02 May 2014 - 10:19 PM

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I vividly remember one that advised ladies to lick their partner's armpits, saying it was an erogenous zone for men. I have yet to find a man that wants me to lick his armpits.

And the moment I find that man I am running the other direction.  :outtahere:

But what if you met Geddy and he was like, "hey, there's this thing I always wanted to try..."?

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Posted 04 May 2014 - 01:20 PM

View Postgangsterfurious, on 02 May 2014 - 10:19 PM, said:

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View Postgangsterfurious, on 02 May 2014 - 09:39 PM, said:

I vividly remember one that advised ladies to lick their partner's armpits, saying it was an erogenous zone for men. I have yet to find a man that wants me to lick his armpits.

And the moment I find that man I am running the other direction.  :outtahere:

But what if you met Geddy and he was like, "hey, there's this thing I always wanted to try..."?

After a thorough shower, I'd go for it...  :P  

Hey, everyone's got a "price," so to speak.  :huh:

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 01:36 PM

View PostRushchick10, on 04 May 2014 - 01:20 PM, said:

View Postgangsterfurious, on 02 May 2014 - 10:19 PM, said:

View PostRushchick10, on 02 May 2014 - 09:44 PM, said:

View Postgangsterfurious, on 02 May 2014 - 09:39 PM, said:

I vividly remember one that advised ladies to lick their partner's armpits, saying it was an erogenous zone for men. I have yet to find a man that wants me to lick his armpits.

And the moment I find that man I am running the other direction.  :outtahere:

But what if you met Geddy and he was like, "hey, there's this thing I always wanted to try..."?

After a thorough shower, I'd go for it...  :P  

Hey, everyone's got a "price," so to speak.  :huh:

I mean you really never know what that man is going to be into, after reading the article about his wine cellars, Lord only knows what else he's got going on in that basement.

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 03:33 PM

View Postgangsterfurious, on 05 May 2014 - 01:36 PM, said:

View PostRushchick10, on 04 May 2014 - 01:20 PM, said:

View Postgangsterfurious, on 02 May 2014 - 10:19 PM, said:

View PostRushchick10, on 02 May 2014 - 09:44 PM, said:

View Postgangsterfurious, on 02 May 2014 - 09:39 PM, said:

I vividly remember one that advised ladies to lick their partner's armpits, saying it was an erogenous zone for men. I have yet to find a man that wants me to lick his armpits.

And the moment I find that man I am running the other direction.  :outtahere:

But what if you met Geddy and he was like, "hey, there's this thing I always wanted to try..."?

After a thorough shower, I'd go for it...  :P  

Hey, everyone's got a "price," so to speak.  :huh:

I mean you really never know what that man is going to be into, after reading the article about his wine cellars, Lord only knows what else he's got going on in that basement.

He's probably got some sort of crazy recording studio down there or something! ;)

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 03:39 PM

View Postx1yyz, on 05 May 2014 - 03:33 PM, said:

View Postgangsterfurious, on 05 May 2014 - 01:36 PM, said:

View PostRushchick10, on 04 May 2014 - 01:20 PM, said:

View Postgangsterfurious, on 02 May 2014 - 10:19 PM, said:

View PostRushchick10, on 02 May 2014 - 09:44 PM, said:

View Postgangsterfurious, on 02 May 2014 - 09:39 PM, said:

I vividly remember one that advised ladies to lick their partner's armpits, saying it was an erogenous zone for men. I have yet to find a man that wants me to lick his armpits.

And the moment I find that man I am running the other direction.  :outtahere:

But what if you met Geddy and he was like, "hey, there's this thing I always wanted to try..."?

After a thorough shower, I'd go for it...  :P  

Hey, everyone's got a "price," so to speak.  :huh:

I mean you really never know what that man is going to be into, after reading the article about his wine cellars, Lord only knows what else he's got going on in that basement.

He's probably got some sort of crazy recording studio down there or something! ;)

Well, you know, besides the obvious.

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 04:36 PM

View Postgangsterfurious, on 05 May 2014 - 01:36 PM, said:

View PostRushchick10, on 04 May 2014 - 01:20 PM, said:

View Postgangsterfurious, on 02 May 2014 - 10:19 PM, said:

View PostRushchick10, on 02 May 2014 - 09:44 PM, said:

View Postgangsterfurious, on 02 May 2014 - 09:39 PM, said:

I vividly remember one that advised ladies to lick their partner's armpits, saying it was an erogenous zone for men. I have yet to find a man that wants me to lick his armpits.

And the moment I find that man I am running the other direction.  :outtahere:

But what if you met Geddy and he was like, "hey, there's this thing I always wanted to try..."?

After a thorough shower, I'd go for it...  :P  

Hey, everyone's got a "price," so to speak.  :huh:

I mean you really never know what that man is going to be into, after reading the article about his wine cellars, Lord only knows what else he's got going on in that basement.
Wouldn't you like to know ;)

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 05:01 PM

View PostYa_Big_Tree, on 05 May 2014 - 04:36 PM, said:

View Postgangsterfurious, on 05 May 2014 - 01:36 PM, said:

View PostRushchick10, on 04 May 2014 - 01:20 PM, said:

View Postgangsterfurious, on 02 May 2014 - 10:19 PM, said:

View PostRushchick10, on 02 May 2014 - 09:44 PM, said:

View Postgangsterfurious, on 02 May 2014 - 09:39 PM, said:

I vividly remember one that advised ladies to lick their partner's armpits, saying it was an erogenous zone for men. I have yet to find a man that wants me to lick his armpits.

And the moment I find that man I am running the other direction.  :outtahere:

But what if you met Geddy and he was like, "hey, there's this thing I always wanted to try..."?

After a thorough shower, I'd go for it...  :P  

Hey, everyone's got a "price," so to speak.  :huh:

I mean you really never know what that man is going to be into, after reading the article about his wine cellars, Lord only knows what else he's got going on in that basement.
Wouldn't you like to know ;)

:lol:

Why, yes...yes I would!  :fury:

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 05:13 PM

He's playing sock puppets in his underware with his best friend.

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 10:05 PM

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He's playing sock puppets in his underware with his best friend.

I've got underwear, and sock puppets. Maybe I can join.

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Posted 06 May 2014 - 03:36 PM

You know, there's a book out there called Physical Interrogation Techniques that instructs people how to torture someone. Sometimes I wonder if some of these sex tips were lifted straight from that book. :scared:

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Posted 07 May 2014 - 01:23 PM

View PostThatLightInYourEyes, on 06 May 2014 - 03:36 PM, said:

You know, there's a book out there called Physical Interrogation Techniques that instructs people how to torture someone. Sometimes I wonder if some of these sex tips were lifted straight from that book. :scared:

I think that book is filed under BDSM.  ;)

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Posted 07 May 2014 - 04:05 PM

View PostGeddysMullet, on 02 May 2014 - 05:29 PM, said:

This is just too funny not to post:

http://www.alternet....t-have?page=0,0

I will never look at donuts the same way again...

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Posted 09 May 2014 - 11:43 PM

View Postgangsterfurious, on 02 May 2014 - 09:39 PM, said:

Cosmo was one of my guilty little pleasures when I was a teenager. My grandma would buy it for me with other magazines like Vogue, Seventeen, and Elle, and let me keep them at her house. Eventually I became bored with it because it was like the same sex tips over and over, except for those weird ones. I vividly remember one that advised ladies to lick their partner's armpits, saying it was an erogenous zone for men. I have yet to find a man that wants me to lick his armpits.
Armpit?!?  No, you lick his pecker.  Who writes those f***ing articles?

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Posted 10 May 2014 - 01:44 AM

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“Press a fork (firmly, but don’t break the skin or anything) into different parts of his body—his butt cheeks, his pecs, his thighs.”

WHO DOES THIS?! And why do we have to be told not to break the skin? This is one of the funniest things I've read in such a long time.
Why would we allow women to do this to us?

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Posted 10 May 2014 - 06:29 AM

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View Postgangsterfurious, on 02 May 2014 - 06:32 PM, said:

“Press a fork (firmly, but don’t break the skin or anything) into different parts of his body—his butt cheeks, his pecs, his thighs.”

WHO DOES THIS?! And why do we have to be told not to break the skin? This is one of the funniest things I've read in such a long time.
Why would we allow women to do this to us?

Only if you're into being eaten alive with silverware and everything. Who knows? Everything else seems to be a fetish. :huh:




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