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Mister. Misty. Float.

 

http://worthopedia.s3.amazonaws.com/images/thumbnails2/1/0710/05/1_93581ad04dfe6b04db66c757a2ae91ca.jpg

 

I hope they were better than Slurpees from the 7-Eleven. If you drank it too fast, you got quite a headache.

 

Once I reached mid-teenage years I had the genius idea of putting vodka into the Slurpee. Yum!

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Three words:

 

Mister. Misty. Float.

 

http://worthopedia.s3.amazonaws.com/images/thumbnails2/1/0710/05/1_93581ad04dfe6b04db66c757a2ae91ca.jpg

 

I hope they were better than Slurpees from the 7-Eleven. If you drank it too fast, you got quite a headache.

 

Once I reached mid-teenage years I had the genius idea of putting vodka into the Slurpee. Yum!

So the headache came the next day?... :D
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Three words:

 

Mister. Misty. Float.

 

http://worthopedia.s3.amazonaws.com/images/thumbnails2/1/0710/05/1_93581ad04dfe6b04db66c757a2ae91ca.jpg

 

I hope they were better than Slurpees from the 7-Eleven. If you drank it too fast, you got quite a headache.

 

Once I reached mid-teenage years I had the genius idea of putting vodka into the Slurpee. Yum!

 

 

 

http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff508/blackcc/Smilies%20GIFs/icon_hail.gif

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Once I reached mid-teenage years I had the genius idea of putting vodka into the Slurpee. Yum!

 

It didn't melt it? I'd think alcohol would change the freezing point.

 

If not, this is something I need to do like tonight.

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Once I reached mid-teenage years I had the genius idea of putting vodka into the Slurpee. Yum!

 

It didn't melt it? I'd think alcohol would change the freezing point.

 

If not, this is something I need to do like tonight.

 

I seem to recall that it gets a little melty, but not bad if you drink it fast.

 

And if you drink enough it no longer matters!

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Once I reached mid-teenage years I had the genius idea of putting vodka into the Slurpee. Yum!

 

It didn't melt it? I'd think alcohol would change the freezing point.

 

If not, this is something I need to do like tonight.

 

Just put your bottle of vodka in the freezer. Wait until it is really cold, then go get your Slurpee. The vodka will be ice cold, but not frozen.

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Once I reached mid-teenage years I had the genius idea of putting vodka into the Slurpee. Yum!

 

It didn't melt it? I'd think alcohol would change the freezing point.

 

If not, this is something I need to do like tonight.

 

Just put your bottle of vodka in the freezer. Wait until it is really cold, then go get your Slurpee. The vodka will be ice cold, but not frozen.

 

Where were you when I was 16?!

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Once I reached mid-teenage years I had the genius idea of putting vodka into the Slurpee. Yum!

 

It didn't melt it? I'd think alcohol would change the freezing point.

 

If not, this is something I need to do like tonight.

 

Just put your bottle of vodka in the freezer. Wait until it is really cold, then go get your Slurpee. The vodka will be ice cold, but not frozen.

 

Where were you when I was 16?!

 

Junior high school...

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Honest candy names:

 

http://media.rofls.com/4b/51/4b511b924ffb2ad985ad5e4ad3eb4008.jpg

Sugar shaped like healthy things. :LMAO:
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Once I reached mid-teenage years I had the genius idea of putting vodka into the Slurpee. Yum!

 

It didn't melt it? I'd think alcohol would change the freezing point.

 

If not, this is something I need to do like tonight.

 

Its like a frozen margarita! except with slurpee........and vodka...........

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These were the best...

 

http://www.wackypackages2007.com/images/products/pixy.jpg

 

(Ignore the modern packaging)

Truly a favorite growing up.

 

Which is why I have a mouth full of fillings.

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And so were these. (Invented by the same guy who came up with Tang!)

 

http://i.imgur.com/req5YpZ.jpg

Another favorite when I was a kid!

 

We just had a huge birthday party for my son who turned 8 and I put a package of Pop Rocks in each goodie bag for the kids. Not a single one had ever tried them and I had to demonstrate the joy. They were not impressed.

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But the ultimate filling/crown removal candy is this:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/06/Candy-Sugar-Daddy-Wrapper-Small.jpg

 

Ah, there it is! The Sugar Daddy!

 

Anyone remember Sugar Babies? Chocolate covered caramel morsels!

 

At least they didn't lie about what was in it...SUGAR!

Sugar Daddy was a lot like Bit-O-Honey. Even as a kid I knew this candy was capable of ripping out my teeth but didn't care because, you know, sugar.

 

http://www.candywrappermuseum.com/03_classics/cx_bitohoney.jpg

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The infamous juice box thread. Hmmm. I was hoping it was about, you know, porn or gals munching on each other's juice boxes but no, it was about two gals munching each other's heads off and actual juice boxes.

 

I'm not mad. Just disappointed.

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The infamous juice box thread. Hmmm. I was hoping it was about, you know, porn or gals munching on each other's juice boxes but no, it was about two gals munching each other's heads off and actual juice boxes.

 

I'm not mad. Just disappointed.

:LMAO:
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The infamous juice box thread. Hmmm. I was hoping it was about, you know, porn or gals munching on each other's juice boxes but no, it was about two gals munching each other's heads off and actual juice boxes.

 

I'm not mad. Just disappointed.

I felt the same way about the female ejaculation thread. :(
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The infamous juice box thread. Hmmm. I was hoping it was about, you know, porn or gals munching on each other's juice boxes but no, it was about two gals munching each other's heads off and actual juice boxes.

 

I'm not mad. Just disappointed.

I felt the same way about the female ejaculation thread. :(

Such utter filth!
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http://i.imgur.com/rlyF7C0s.jpg

Maybe.

 

But totally worth it!

 

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Bitches_fb30db_225482.jpg

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And so were these. (Invented by the same guy who came up with Tang!)

 

http://i.imgur.com/req5YpZ.jpg

Another favorite when I was a kid!

 

We just had a huge birthday party for my son who turned 8 and I put a package of Pop Rocks in each goodie bag for the kids. Not a single one had ever tried them and I had to demonstrate the joy. They were not impressed.

 

Sheesh, kids nowadays! :codger:

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And so were these. (Invented by the same guy who came up with Tang!)

 

http://i.imgur.com/req5YpZ.jpg

Another favorite when I was a kid!

 

We just had a huge birthday party for my son who turned 8 and I put a package of Pop Rocks in each goodie bag for the kids. Not a single one had ever tried them and I had to demonstrate the joy. They were not impressed.

 

Sheesh, kids nowadays! :codger:

And so were these. (Invented by the same guy who came up with Tang!)

 

http://i.imgur.com/req5YpZ.jpg

Another favorite when I was a kid!

 

We just had a huge birthday party for my son who turned 8 and I put a package of Pop Rocks in each goodie bag for the kids. Not a single one had ever tried them and I had to demonstrate the joy. They were not impressed.

 

Sheesh, kids nowadays! :codger:

 

You should just shove those kids into the ocean and be done with it. There is no hope for humanity. :codger:

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Sorry Sheldon, Sugar babies had no chocolate.

 

How about Marathon bar?? mmmmmmmm

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