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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar... and he doesn't.

 

My new favorite joke. Ever had a joke you had to reserve for only your smart friends because no one else will get it?

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have you been watching Big Bang Theory? :)

 

 

The subject of Schrodinger's cat has appeared a few times.

 

Nope. Never saw it. Just familiar with Schrodinger's cat and heard that joke. Then I had to pick the two friends I have who would get it.

 

My 18 year old son is VERY bright. He is teaching himself quantum mechanics in his spare time. I have to learn a lot of stuff just to have intelligent conversation with him. He is currently teaching his 5 year old brother to play chess.

 

Must have gotten it from his mother? :huh:

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schr%C3%B6dinger's_cat

 

I always say knowledgeable. You don't have to be "smart" to know Schrodinger's cat, you simply have to know about it. That being said, my friends who take pictures of their poo and send them to my phone probably are not too interested in learning about theoretical universes. Just a guess.

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Rene Descartes' answering machine: "I don't think I am here right now."
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Any jokes for the ignorant?

 

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

 

Because they have big fingers.

 

Better?

 

Or... a baby seal walks into a club. :syrinx:

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A man walks into a word bar and says, "I'd like an entendre, please."

 

"Single or double?" asks the barman.

 

"Double."

 

"Sir, I think you mean you'd like a LARGE one!"

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Heisenberg is pulled over for speeding. The cop asks "do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg says: "no, but I know where I am."
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