KennyLee Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar... and he doesn't. My new favorite joke. Ever had a joke you had to reserve for only your smart friends because no one else will get it? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 have you been watching Big Bang Theory? :) The subject of Schrodinger's cat has appeared a few times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyLee Posted April 8, 2014 Author Share Posted April 8, 2014 have you been watching Big Bang Theory? :) The subject of Schrodinger's cat has appeared a few times. Nope. Never saw it. Just familiar with Schrodinger's cat and heard that joke. Then I had to pick the two friends I have who would get it. My 18 year old son is VERY bright. He is teaching himself quantum mechanics in his spare time. I have to learn a lot of stuff just to have intelligent conversation with him. He is currently teaching his 5 year old brother to play chess. Must have gotten it from his mother? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Nice.Obvious attempt to pretend you're smart by trying to make it look like you get the joke... nice. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narps Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 I get the feeling I will never be one of your smart friends..... :) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyLee Posted April 8, 2014 Author Share Posted April 8, 2014 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schr%C3%B6dinger's_cat I always say knowledgeable. You don't have to be "smart" to know Schrodinger's cat, you simply have to know about it. That being said, my friends who take pictures of their poo and send them to my phone probably are not too interested in learning about theoretical universes. Just a guess. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x1yyz Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar... and he doesn't. That joke is both funny and not funny until someone hears it. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anima Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatLightInYourEyes Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 I heard Schrödinger's cat stole one of Tesla's pigeons, but Tesla was used to that sort of thing. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chronos Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 I heard Schrödinger's cat stole one of Tesla's pigeons, but Tesla was used to that sort of thing. You get a "like" just for the umlaut. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Ways Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Any jokes for the ignorant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narps Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Damn I must be really dense. I don't get any of this.... :sigh: :( 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fordgalaxy Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Any jokes for the ignorant? Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the opossum it could be done. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnus 2112 Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 I'm lost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Rene Descartes' answering machine: "I don't think I am here right now." 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H. P. L. Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Two men walk into a bar.The first says: I'll have H2OThe second one says: I'll have H2O tooThe second one dies. Credit where it's due: it's from the "Goodbye World" movie. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narps Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 He should have just put it on his hair instead..... :) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyLee Posted April 9, 2014 Author Share Posted April 9, 2014 Any jokes for the ignorant? Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers. Better? Or... a baby seal walks into a club. :syrinx: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Why do astronomy students always minor in proctology? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anima Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 A man walks into a word bar and says, "I'd like an entendre, please." "Single or double?" asks the barman. "Double." "Sir, I think you mean you'd like a LARGE one!" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x1yyz Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyLee Posted April 9, 2014 Author Share Posted April 9, 2014 Why do astronomy students always minor in proctology? I smell a Uranus punchline here. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Aubrey Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 Heisenberg is pulled over for speeding. The cop asks "do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg says: "no, but I know where I am." 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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