Now have never, ever, ever told my mother that I find women attractive because she would kill me. She is hyper-religious and just thinks being gay is a terrible sin and I just can't handle dealing with her reaction. But I'm standing there in front of this officer trying to give her my report and my heart starts pounding, and I start feeling really, really warm, I know I'm turning red. I seriously wanted to take my clothes off right there, have her go into one of the cells with me, and do whatever she wanted. She was so. freaking. hot. I was 20 at the time and a little bolder and more flirtatious then I am now and so I just start kind of moving closer to her... And then I look over at my gay friend Aaron and he's kind of doing the same thing and I'm like "WTF is going on?" And he and I just kind of give each other this knowing glance, I think we were both "pitching a tent" for this chick so-to-speak.
So she takes the report and we get in Aaron's car to leave and he and I just look at each other and go "Oh my God she was so f***ing hot!!!!!" And my mom is in the backseat getting all disgusted with us and trying to preach at us and he and I just blow her off and start going on about how we both wanted her to have her way with us and whatnot. And then I realize "oh shit, that is my mother back there..." So I start trying to back-peddle and say "Oh, it's just a girl crush, I didn't like her like that. I just think she's a hot person..." I don't know, I think it kind of worked and shut my mom up but who knows?
omg awesome!!!! XD I KNEW you had that side to ya hahaha
It definitely happens, man. My mom and grandma attempted to make me feel bad about it a few times, so that was always my cue to say "I LOVE THE LADIES!!! They have such soft lips." You know. Just to piss 'em off even more (when I made a shirt that said PROUD BISEXUAL on it just to wear around them, though.....priceless reactions.)
One time at my old fast food job, a lady came up to the register and my god......butch as they come, super short hair, husky voice, taped down breasts (you could tell) but some serious curves. She obviously didn't shave her legs, and for some reason, I loved the soft, blonde hair on them. I loved the masculinity and I wanted more, let me tell you.
We spent quite a while talking and flirting until my dumbass manager came over and said "hello, sir". The woman- I'll call her "sexy butch"- turned beet red and I insisted "SHE IS A WOMAN."
Manager stammered and beat a hasty retreat, and Sexy Butch thanked me haha. Man, she was sexy as hell.
A huge crush I had on a friend in high school- she had a mohawk, wore shirts and baggy jeans and had piercings all over. Loved it. (however, my first love, my first girlfriend, was very femme hahaha even with the sides of her head shaved and bright blue hair, she was still incredibly girly. Loved the contrast.)
I almost "came out" to my mom when I was really upset with her about two years ago but she has so many emotional and anger issues it just wouldn't be worth it.