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#41 Narps

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Posted 31 March 2014 - 03:56 PM

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View PostMika, on 31 March 2014 - 03:53 AM, said:

Alright. I have a story. Related to this thread, I suppose.

Years ago, just before I was starting highschool, I had to walk 2.2km to school (I know the exact distance because taking the school bus only qualified for those more than 2.4km away... soclose.). We lived out in a rather rural area, with a few cattle guards across the winding road to the school. I would usually ride my bike - it was a bit uphill going there, but a nice downhill coast home.

Well, it was a frosty November morning and I was still riding my bike - I hadn't retired it for the winter yet. The cattle guards this particular morning were icy and slippery, but so far, so good. (Anyone see where this is going?) Suddenly, just before I reached the third cattle guard, I discovered a car coming towards me on the narrow road, and I reacted quickly, turning my bike closer to the side of the road. Unfortunately, I was already crossing the cattle guard when I turned, and slipped on the icy bars, and went down. I slid off the saddle of my bike as I fell, and managed to fall... so that I totally straddled a bar of the cattle guard, one leg on either side. I totally, utterly, lady-canned myself. I'd never felt such pain in my crotch before! Of course, I was super-embarrassed that the passing car would have witnessed my fall, and that was almost as bad as the physical pain. I had no choice but to simply get back on my bike and continue to school, but I HURT. And it was a bit awkward to explain to the teacher why I was sitting funny... "Well, see, I stubbed my camel toe, really badly," I could have said, if I had had any notion this thread was going to exist back then.

Wow, I really never thought I'd ever have an opportunity to share this story. Thanks for that, Sheldon! :P

That reminds me of a time when I busted my nuts on the handlebar! :doh:

Mate, you wouldn't have this look on your face  :)  if you'd busted your nuts in that way, it would be these:  :o  and   :scared:   ..!
Then.... :boohoo: too

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Posted 31 March 2014 - 04:00 PM

And this one too :wacko:

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Posted 31 March 2014 - 04:10 PM

View PostNarpski, on 31 March 2014 - 03:56 PM, said:

View PostBabycat, on 31 March 2014 - 03:48 PM, said:

View PostThe Analog Grownup, on 31 March 2014 - 01:13 PM, said:

View PostMika, on 31 March 2014 - 03:53 AM, said:

Alright. I have a story. Related to this thread, I suppose.

Years ago, just before I was starting highschool, I had to walk 2.2km to school (I know the exact distance because taking the school bus only qualified for those more than 2.4km away... soclose.). We lived out in a rather rural area, with a few cattle guards across the winding road to the school. I would usually ride my bike - it was a bit uphill going there, but a nice downhill coast home.

Well, it was a frosty November morning and I was still riding my bike - I hadn't retired it for the winter yet. The cattle guards this particular morning were icy and slippery, but so far, so good. (Anyone see where this is going?) Suddenly, just before I reached the third cattle guard, I discovered a car coming towards me on the narrow road, and I reacted quickly, turning my bike closer to the side of the road. Unfortunately, I was already crossing the cattle guard when I turned, and slipped on the icy bars, and went down. I slid off the saddle of my bike as I fell, and managed to fall... so that I totally straddled a bar of the cattle guard, one leg on either side. I totally, utterly, lady-canned myself. I'd never felt such pain in my crotch before! Of course, I was super-embarrassed that the passing car would have witnessed my fall, and that was almost as bad as the physical pain. I had no choice but to simply get back on my bike and continue to school, but I HURT. And it was a bit awkward to explain to the teacher why I was sitting funny... "Well, see, I stubbed my camel toe, really badly," I could have said, if I had had any notion this thread was going to exist back then.

Wow, I really never thought I'd ever have an opportunity to share this story. Thanks for that, Sheldon! :P

That reminds me of a time when I busted my nuts on the handlebar! :doh:

Mate, you wouldn't have this look on your face  :)  if you'd busted your nuts in that way, it would be these:  :o  and   :scared:   ..!
Then.... :boohoo: too

View PostThe Analog Grownup, on 31 March 2014 - 04:00 PM, said:

And this one too :wacko:

Yup..! And  :blink:

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Posted 31 March 2014 - 04:17 PM

See, I knew people would relate to this thread!

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Posted 31 March 2014 - 10:42 PM

Here's a camel toe for ya big boy!!!  :coy:









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Posted 31 March 2014 - 11:58 PM

View PostLady April, on 31 March 2014 - 10:42 PM, said:

Here's a camel toe for ya big boy!!!  :coy:









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:o

Although, wouldn't that be a rhino toe? :P

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Posted 01 April 2014 - 08:58 AM

View Postx1yyz, on 31 March 2014 - 11:58 PM, said:

View PostLady April, on 31 March 2014 - 10:42 PM, said:

Here's a camel toe for ya big boy!!!  :coy:









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:o

Although, wouldn't that be a rhino toe? :P

I've seen it all now - a rhino wearing a thong..!    :P

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Posted 02 April 2014 - 04:18 PM

View PostBabycat, on 01 April 2014 - 08:58 AM, said:

View Postx1yyz, on 31 March 2014 - 11:58 PM, said:

View PostLady April, on 31 March 2014 - 10:42 PM, said:

Here's a camel toe for ya big boy!!!  :coy:









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:o

Although, wouldn't that be a rhino toe? :P

I've seen it all now - a rhino wearing a thong..! :P

I'd hate to be one to put it on the rhino :hockeygoon:

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Posted 02 April 2014 - 06:51 PM

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Here's a camel toe for ya big boy!!!  :coy:









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Posted 02 April 2014 - 08:07 PM

OHHHHHHHHHH loves me some Buscemi!!!! Awesome gif dude!

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Posted 04 April 2014 - 10:46 AM

Where I live in NW Ontario, we refer to a camel toe as a “moose knuckle.”  Makes sense for us anyway…

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Posted 14 August 2015 - 03:29 AM

Going back to the original thread title: yes. On several occasions. I have turned the air around 50 shades of blue from the cursing alone.

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Posted 14 August 2015 - 06:47 AM

I dropped a spatula handle first onto my toe the other day. I didn't swear but I busted the worst dance moves ever and was angry for ages.

Just walked into the washing machine.

I hate having UK size 13 feet sometimes AAAAAHHHHH




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