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#1 Maverick

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Posted 28 March 2014 - 07:52 PM

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Posted 28 March 2014 - 10:04 PM

First.... :unsure:

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Posted 29 March 2014 - 12:58 AM

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Posted 29 March 2014 - 02:46 AM

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Posted 29 March 2014 - 05:11 AM

So far, just a bunch of guys hanging out

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Posted 29 March 2014 - 06:30 AM

Hoping for pics/vids.

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Posted 29 March 2014 - 06:53 AM

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Posted 29 March 2014 - 08:52 AM

:unsure: still

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Posted 29 March 2014 - 09:47 AM

Just a bunch of dirty guys hanging out… and there’s BabyCat… I still want to marry her.  

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Posted 29 March 2014 - 05:06 PM

Well, I did stop riding bicycles a long time ago. So I don't remember. :huh:

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Posted 30 March 2014 - 11:03 PM

I've bitten my lip.

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Posted 30 March 2014 - 11:14 PM

HA! Camel toe. The result of many a tight pant.

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Posted 31 March 2014 - 03:53 AM

Alright. I have a story. Related to this thread, I suppose.

Years ago, just before I was starting highschool, I had to walk 2.2km to school (I know the exact distance because taking the school bus only qualified for those more than 2.4km away... soclose.). We lived out in a rather rural area, with a few cattle guards across the winding road to the school. I would usually ride my bike - it was a bit uphill going there, but a nice downhill coast home.

Well, it was a frosty November morning and I was still riding my bike - I hadn't retired it for the winter yet. The cattle guards this particular morning were icy and slippery, but so far, so good. (Anyone see where this is going?) Suddenly, just before I reached the third cattle guard, I discovered a car coming towards me on the narrow road, and I reacted quickly, turning my bike closer to the side of the road. Unfortunately, I was already crossing the cattle guard when I turned, and slipped on the icy bars, and went down. I slid off the saddle of my bike as I fell, and managed to fall... so that I totally straddled a bar of the cattle guard, one leg on either side. I totally, utterly, lady-canned myself. I'd never felt such pain in my crotch before! Of course, I was super-embarrassed that the passing car would have witnessed my fall, and that was almost as bad as the physical pain. I had no choice but to simply get back on my bike and continue to school, but I HURT. And it was a bit awkward to explain to the teacher why I was sitting funny... "Well, see, I stubbed my camel toe, really badly," I could have said, if I had had any notion this thread was going to exist back then.

Wow, I really never thought I'd ever have an opportunity to share this story. Thanks for that, Sheldon! :P

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Posted 31 March 2014 - 08:25 AM

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Posted 31 March 2014 - 09:11 AM

View PostThatLightInYourEyes, on 29 March 2014 - 05:06 PM, said:

Well, I did stop riding bicycles a long time ago. So I don't remember. :huh:

I haven't ridden a bike in years either.

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Posted 31 March 2014 - 10:00 AM

View PostDr. Sheldon Cooper, on 29 March 2014 - 06:30 AM, said:

Hoping for pics/vids.

:yes:

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Posted 31 March 2014 - 10:01 AM

I lost my "virginity" to a bicycle if that's where this thread is going... :sigh:

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Posted 31 March 2014 - 10:02 AM

View Postgangsterfurious, on 31 March 2014 - 10:00 AM, said:

View PostDr. Sheldon Cooper, on 29 March 2014 - 06:30 AM, said:

Hoping for pics/vids.

:yes:

:wtf:

He wants cameltoe pictures.

This one is always good :yes:
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View Posthobo73, on 30 March 2014 - 11:14 PM, said:

HA! Camel toe. The result of many a tight pant.

I neither miss the 80's nor the boys 10 speed bikes... stupid painful!

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View PostMika, on 31 March 2014 - 03:53 AM, said:

Alright. I have a story. Related to this thread, I suppose.

Years ago, just before I was starting highschool, I had to walk 2.2km to school (I know the exact distance because taking the school bus only qualified for those more than 2.4km away... soclose.). We lived out in a rather rural area, with a few cattle guards across the winding road to the school. I would usually ride my bike - it was a bit uphill going there, but a nice downhill coast home.

Well, it was a frosty November morning and I was still riding my bike - I hadn't retired it for the winter yet. The cattle guards this particular morning were icy and slippery, but so far, so good. (Anyone see where this is going?) Suddenly, just before I reached the third cattle guard, I discovered a car coming towards me on the narrow road, and I reacted quickly, turning my bike closer to the side of the road. Unfortunately, I was already crossing the cattle guard when I turned, and slipped on the icy bars, and went down. I slid off the saddle of my bike as I fell, and managed to fall... so that I totally straddled a bar of the cattle guard, one leg on either side. I totally, utterly, lady-canned myself. I'd never felt such pain in my crotch before! Of course, I was super-embarrassed that the passing car would have witnessed my fall, and that was almost as bad as the physical pain. I had no choice but to simply get back on my bike and continue to school, but I HURT. And it was a bit awkward to explain to the teacher why I was sitting funny... "Well, see, I stubbed my camel toe, really badly," I could have said, if I had had any notion this thread was going to exist back then.

Wow, I really never thought I'd ever have an opportunity to share this story. Thanks for that, Sheldon! :P

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