sundog Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 This is a heads-up to those friends who haven't experienced it yet, and an explanation to those friends and family who have. Most of you have read the scare-mail about the person whose kidneys were stolen while he was passed out. Well, read on. While the kidney story was an urban legend, this one is not. It's happening every day. My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. It was just that quick. I went to sleep in my body and woke up with someone else's thighs. The new ones had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Who would have done such a cruel thing to legs that had been mine for years? Whose thighs are these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans and Sheer Energy pantyhose. Then, just when my guard was down, the thieves struck again. My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear end (although badly attached at least three inches lower than my original) to the thighs they stuck me with earlier. Now, my rear complemented my legs, lump for lump. Frantic, I prayed that long skirts would stay in fashion. It was two years ago when I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing my hair and I watched horrified but fascinated as the flesh of my upper arms swung to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary. My body was being replaced one section at a time. How clever and fiendish. Age? Age had nothing to do with it. Age is supposed to creep up, unnoticed, something like maturity. NO, I was being attacked repeatedly and without warning. In despair, I gave up my T-shirts. What could they do to me next? My poor neck disappeared more quickly than the Thanksgiving turkey it now resembled. That's why I decided to tell my story. I can't take on the medical profession by myself. Women of the world, wake up and smell the coffee. That really isn't plastic that those surgeons are using. You KNOW where they are getting those replacement parts, don't you? The next time you suspect someone has had a face "lifted", look again. Was it lifted from you? I think I finally found my thighs and I hope that Cindy Crawford paid a really good price for them! This is not a hoax. This is happening to women in every town every night. WARN YOUR FRIENDS. P.S. I must say that last year I thought someone had stolen my breasts. I was lying in bed and they were gone! As I jumped out of bed I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alsgalpal Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 QUOTE (sundog @ Jul 18 2005, 08:25 PM) P.S. I must say that last year I thought someone had stolen my breasts. I was lying in bed and they were gone! As I jumped out of bed I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband Holy cats!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sullysue Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 OMG!!!!!! You've unraveled quite a mystery, Sunny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostGirl Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 QUOTE (sundog @ Jul 18 2005, 08:25 PM) P.S. I must say that last year I thought someone had stolen my breasts. I was lying in bed and they were gone! As I jumped out of bed I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband Oh, dear... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trance Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 Quite!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sundog Posted July 19, 2005 Author Share Posted July 19, 2005 Ok, just to clarify, this hasn't actually happened to me yet! I received this as an email and thought you would like to share the laugh! Didn't see how the male counterparts of the forum would enjoy it, but I figured some of the women would get a laugh from it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushengal Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 wow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daylin Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 sundog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digital Man Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 I was married long enough & am friends with enough women to get a good chuckle out of this. Besides I've seen pics of most of y'all & ain't none of you need to be worrying about anything like that stuff happening for quite a while from what I've seen. *wolf whistle* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sullysue Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 QUOTE (Digital Man @ Jul 18 2005, 11:12 PM) I was married long enough & am friends with enough women to get a good chuckle out of this. Besides I've seen pics of most of y'all & ain't none of you need to be worrying about anything like that stuff happening for quite a while from what I've seen. *wolf whistle* What a charmer you are, Digi! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 QUOTE (Digital Man @ Jul 19 2005, 12:12 AM) I was married long enough & am friends with enough women to get a good chuckle out of this. Besides I've seen pics of most of y'all & ain't none of you need to be worrying about anything like that stuff happening for quite a while from what I've seen. *wolf whistle* DM is smoother than a shot of Patron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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GhostGirl Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v297/RushBabe/Board%20Pics/hamstring.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladirushfan80 Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Jul 20 2005, 10:00 AM) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v297/RushBabe/Board%20Pics/hamstring.jpg that's why i don't do aerobics!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sundog Posted July 21, 2005 Author Share Posted July 21, 2005 QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Jul 20 2005, 09:00 AM) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v297/RushBabe/Board%20Pics/hamstring.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blonde77th Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 i always said i may age but not gracefully my Dr laughs at me but at least i tell the truth everything just falls is you age but i pray it don't fall off funny funny ok am going to see where my parts went Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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