I do love doing the playful thing with my partner; flirting and teasing while we are not in a position for things to go any further. I have that build up for a good part of the day...then, the love making is a little more intense and, quite frankly, fun (although, sex is like pizza...even when it's not that good, it's still kinda good and I'm glad to have it. ). It's nice when that happens, but it just doesn't happen very damn often.
I'm usually happy if foreplay is more than the guy grabbing a handful of my breasts and giving them a squeeze.
This is foreplay as I know it..
*peck peck peck peck peck*
*squeeze the nips and/or boobs* OMGTHATHURTSSOFREAKINGMUCHDON'TYOUKNOWTHEY'REATTACHED
Has penis waved in face.
Well, I know what I'm supposed to do with that...
I think it's almost certain that most men would love a surprise blow-job, but waving it like a flagpole rarely works. Too bad some men haven't learned that lesson.
Flagpole or wet noodle?