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#21 Babycat

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Posted 25 February 2014 - 05:09 PM

View PostJanie, on 25 February 2014 - 05:05 PM, said:

View PostThe Analog Grownup, on 25 February 2014 - 04:58 PM, said:

View PostJanie, on 25 February 2014 - 03:59 PM, said:

You never hear of women doing this. What would the equivalent even be?

Could you imagine going to the OB/GYN and having her pull out a piece of pepperoni, asking what it was doing there? "Pizza was looking so fiiiiiine the other night."

I have heard stories of girls going to the doctor to have broken off carrots removed. People just do weird stuff I guess :huh:
A doctor once told me about how some girl put a lightbulb up there and it shattered.

Why are people... don't put... why... :facepalm: I don't get it.

People and their cut up and burned junk.

A lightbulb?!   :o

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#22 The Analog Grownup

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Posted 25 February 2014 - 05:16 PM

View PostBabycat, on 25 February 2014 - 05:09 PM, said:

View PostJanie, on 25 February 2014 - 05:05 PM, said:

View PostThe Analog Grownup, on 25 February 2014 - 04:58 PM, said:

View PostJanie, on 25 February 2014 - 03:59 PM, said:

You never hear of women doing this. What would the equivalent even be?

Could you imagine going to the OB/GYN and having her pull out a piece of pepperoni, asking what it was doing there? "Pizza was looking so fiiiiiine the other night."

I have heard stories of girls going to the doctor to have broken off carrots removed. People just do weird stuff I guess :huh:
A doctor once told me about how some girl put a lightbulb up there and it shattered.

Why are people... don't put... why... :facepalm: I don't get it.

People and their cut up and burned junk.

A lightbulb?!   :o

How wide does it have to be before it's enough. On second thought, don't answer that :P .

But a lightbulb? :scared:

#23 Babycat

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Posted 25 February 2014 - 05:18 PM

View PostThe Analog Grownup, on 25 February 2014 - 05:16 PM, said:

View PostBabycat, on 25 February 2014 - 05:09 PM, said:

View PostJanie, on 25 February 2014 - 05:05 PM, said:

View PostThe Analog Grownup, on 25 February 2014 - 04:58 PM, said:

View PostJanie, on 25 February 2014 - 03:59 PM, said:

You never hear of women doing this. What would the equivalent even be?

Could you imagine going to the OB/GYN and having her pull out a piece of pepperoni, asking what it was doing there? "Pizza was looking so fiiiiiine the other night."

I have heard stories of girls going to the doctor to have broken off carrots removed. People just do weird stuff I guess :huh:
A doctor once told me about how some girl put a lightbulb up there and it shattered.

Why are people... don't put... why... :facepalm: I don't get it.

People and their cut up and burned junk.

A lightbulb?!   :o

How wide does it have to be before it's enough. On second thought, don't answer that :P .

But a lightbulb? :scared:

I don't even want to think about that..!   :scared:

#24 Brucey

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Posted 25 February 2014 - 06:51 PM

I know of a lad who experimented with a hoover - it got stuck, and he had to go to the hospital like that.

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Posted 25 February 2014 - 08:08 PM

View PostBabycat, on 25 February 2014 - 05:18 PM, said:

View PostThe Analog Grownup, on 25 February 2014 - 05:16 PM, said:

View PostBabycat, on 25 February 2014 - 05:09 PM, said:

View PostJanie, on 25 February 2014 - 05:05 PM, said:

View PostThe Analog Grownup, on 25 February 2014 - 04:58 PM, said:

View PostJanie, on 25 February 2014 - 03:59 PM, said:

You never hear of women doing this. What would the equivalent even be?

Could you imagine going to the OB/GYN and having her pull out a piece of pepperoni, asking what it was doing there? "Pizza was looking so fiiiiiine the other night."

I have heard stories of girls going to the doctor to have broken off carrots removed. People just do weird stuff I guess :huh:
A doctor once told me about how some girl put a lightbulb up there and it shattered.

Why are people... don't put... why... :facepalm: I don't get it.

People and their cut up and burned junk.

A lightbulb?!   :o

How wide does it have to be before it's enough. On second thought, don't answer that :P .

But a lightbulb? :scared:

I don't even want to think about that..!   :scared:
How about a large cucumber?

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Posted 25 February 2014 - 08:23 PM

View PostRushAreAwesome, on 25 February 2014 - 06:51 PM, said:

I know of a lad who experimented with a hoover - it got stuck, and he had to go to the hospital like that.

*Nudge, nudge. Wink, wink.*

I hope you're okay now.

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Posted 25 February 2014 - 08:31 PM

Ima just leave this here:

The 8 Weirdest Things Women Have Hidden In Their Vaginas

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Posted 25 February 2014 - 09:03 PM

BAM!!

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Posted 25 February 2014 - 09:36 PM

View PostJanie, on 25 February 2014 - 05:05 PM, said:

View PostThe Analog Grownup, on 25 February 2014 - 04:58 PM, said:

View PostJanie, on 25 February 2014 - 03:59 PM, said:

You never hear of women doing this. What would the equivalent even be?

Could you imagine going to the OB/GYN and having her pull out a piece of pepperoni, asking what it was doing there? "Pizza was looking so fiiiiiine the other night."

I have heard stories of girls going to the doctor to have broken off carrots removed. People just do weird stuff I guess :huh:
A doctor once told me about how some girl put a lightbulb up there and it shattered.

Why are people... don't put... why... :facepalm: I don't get it.

People and their cut up and burned junk.

A lightbulb?  How could they possibly think that's a good idea?

#30 HomesickAlien

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Posted 25 February 2014 - 09:41 PM

At the risk of taking this thread further into the gutter:

http://www.holytaco....-be-freed-from/

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Posted 25 February 2014 - 11:58 PM

View Postbillybobjoe1881, on 25 February 2014 - 09:36 PM, said:

View PostJanie, on 25 February 2014 - 05:05 PM, said:

View PostThe Analog Grownup, on 25 February 2014 - 04:58 PM, said:

View PostJanie, on 25 February 2014 - 03:59 PM, said:

You never hear of women doing this. What would the equivalent even be?

Could you imagine going to the OB/GYN and having her pull out a piece of pepperoni, asking what it was doing there? "Pizza was looking so fiiiiiine the other night."

I have heard stories of girls going to the doctor to have broken off carrots removed. People just do weird stuff I guess :huh:
A doctor once told me about how some girl put a lightbulb up there and it shattered.

Why are people... don't put... why... :facepalm: I don't get it.

People and their cut up and burned junk.

A lightbulb?  How could they possibly think that's a good idea?
I know! Maybe she just really wanted a three-way.

That was in poor taste. I'm sorry.

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Posted 26 February 2014 - 01:03 AM

DOUGH!!

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Posted 26 February 2014 - 03:21 AM

View Postpjbear05, on 25 February 2014 - 08:08 PM, said:

View PostBabycat, on 25 February 2014 - 05:18 PM, said:

View PostThe Analog Grownup, on 25 February 2014 - 05:16 PM, said:

View PostBabycat, on 25 February 2014 - 05:09 PM, said:

View PostJanie, on 25 February 2014 - 05:05 PM, said:

View PostThe Analog Grownup, on 25 February 2014 - 04:58 PM, said:

View PostJanie, on 25 February 2014 - 03:59 PM, said:

You never hear of women doing this. What would the equivalent even be?

Could you imagine going to the OB/GYN and having her pull out a piece of pepperoni, asking what it was doing there? "Pizza was looking so fiiiiiine the other night."

I have heard stories of girls going to the doctor to have broken off carrots removed. People just do weird stuff I guess :huh:
A doctor once told me about how some girl put a lightbulb up there and it shattered.

Why are people... don't put... why... :facepalm: I don't get it.

People and their cut up and burned junk.

A lightbulb?!   :o

How wide does it have to be before it's enough. On second thought, don't answer that :P .

But a lightbulb? :scared:

I don't even want to think about that..!   :scared:
How about a large cucumber?

Ew..!   :scared:   :blink:

#34 KennyLee

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Posted 26 February 2014 - 08:49 AM

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:eh:

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Posted 26 February 2014 - 01:37 PM

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View Postpjbear05, on 25 February 2014 - 08:08 PM, said:

View PostBabycat, on 25 February 2014 - 05:18 PM, said:

View PostThe Analog Grownup, on 25 February 2014 - 05:16 PM, said:

View PostBabycat, on 25 February 2014 - 05:09 PM, said:

View PostJanie, on 25 February 2014 - 05:05 PM, said:

View PostThe Analog Grownup, on 25 February 2014 - 04:58 PM, said:

View PostJanie, on 25 February 2014 - 03:59 PM, said:

You never hear of women doing this. What would the equivalent even be?

Could you imagine going to the OB/GYN and having her pull out a piece of pepperoni, asking what it was doing there? "Pizza was looking so fiiiiiine the other night."

I have heard stories of girls going to the doctor to have broken off carrots removed. People just do weird stuff I guess :huh:
A doctor once told me about how some girl put a lightbulb up there and it shattered.

Why are people... don't put... why... :facepalm: I don't get it.

People and their cut up and burned junk.

A lightbulb?!   :o

How wide does it have to be before it's enough. On second thought, don't answer that :P .

But a lightbulb? :scared:

I don't even want to think about that..!   :scared:
How about a large cucumber?

Ew..!   :scared:   :blink:
I thought cucumbers were not that uncommon..... :huh:

#36 Narps

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Posted 26 February 2014 - 01:38 PM

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View PostChronos, on 25 February 2014 - 08:31 PM, said:


:eh:
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Posted 26 February 2014 - 01:39 PM

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View PostKennyLee, on 26 February 2014 - 08:49 AM, said:

View PostChronos, on 25 February 2014 - 08:31 PM, said:


:eh:
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:o

#38 Narps

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Posted 26 February 2014 - 01:42 PM

View PostKennyLee, on 26 February 2014 - 01:39 PM, said:

View PostNarpzilla, on 26 February 2014 - 01:38 PM, said:

View PostKennyLee, on 26 February 2014 - 08:49 AM, said:

View PostChronos, on 25 February 2014 - 08:31 PM, said:


:eh:
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#39 Babycat

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Posted 26 February 2014 - 03:21 PM

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View Postpjbear05, on 25 February 2014 - 08:08 PM, said:

View PostBabycat, on 25 February 2014 - 05:18 PM, said:

View PostThe Analog Grownup, on 25 February 2014 - 05:16 PM, said:

View PostBabycat, on 25 February 2014 - 05:09 PM, said:

View PostJanie, on 25 February 2014 - 05:05 PM, said:

View PostThe Analog Grownup, on 25 February 2014 - 04:58 PM, said:

View PostJanie, on 25 February 2014 - 03:59 PM, said:

You never hear of women doing this. What would the equivalent even be?

Could you imagine going to the OB/GYN and having her pull out a piece of pepperoni, asking what it was doing there? "Pizza was looking so fiiiiiine the other night."

I have heard stories of girls going to the doctor to have broken off carrots removed. People just do weird stuff I guess :huh:
A doctor once told me about how some girl put a lightbulb up there and it shattered.

Why are people... don't put... why... :facepalm: I don't get it.

People and their cut up and burned junk.

A lightbulb?!   :o

How wide does it have to be before it's enough. On second thought, don't answer that :P .

But a lightbulb? :scared:

I don't even want to think about that..!   :scared:
How about a large cucumber?

Ew..!   :scared:   :blink:
I thought cucumbers were not that uncommon..... :huh:

I don't care - it's still ew!   :scared:

#40 Narps

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Posted 26 February 2014 - 03:23 PM

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View PostBabycat, on 26 February 2014 - 03:21 AM, said:

View Postpjbear05, on 25 February 2014 - 08:08 PM, said:

View PostBabycat, on 25 February 2014 - 05:18 PM, said:

View PostThe Analog Grownup, on 25 February 2014 - 05:16 PM, said:

View PostBabycat, on 25 February 2014 - 05:09 PM, said:

View PostJanie, on 25 February 2014 - 05:05 PM, said:

View PostThe Analog Grownup, on 25 February 2014 - 04:58 PM, said:

View PostJanie, on 25 February 2014 - 03:59 PM, said:

You never hear of women doing this. What would the equivalent even be?

Could you imagine going to the OB/GYN and having her pull out a piece of pepperoni, asking what it was doing there? "Pizza was looking so fiiiiiine the other night."

I have heard stories of girls going to the doctor to have broken off carrots removed. People just do weird stuff I guess :huh:
A doctor once told me about how some girl put a lightbulb up there and it shattered.

Why are people... don't put... why... :facepalm: I don't get it.

People and their cut up and burned junk.

A lightbulb?!   :o

How wide does it have to be before it's enough. On second thought, don't answer that :P .

But a lightbulb? :scared:

I don't even want to think about that..!   :scared:
How about a large cucumber?

Ew..!   :scared:   :blink:
I thought cucumbers were not that uncommon..... :huh:

I don't care - it's still ew!   :scared:
Gotcha. I will let it go..... :rose: :)




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