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Golf blows. But our backyard opens up onto hole 7 of a course, and in the evenings when no one's around I'll take the grandkids out there to goof around. We try putting, we explore the creeks, we visit the geese at the ponds, we pick up lost golf balls. With a bit of imagination -- and the willpower to break away from various digital devices -- it's a blast out there.
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My grandpa was obsessed with golf. I'd be more entertained staring at a blank white wall than watch a game of golf.
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My grandpa was obsessed with golf. I'd be more entertained staring at a blank white wall than watch a game of golf.

My grandpa was obsessed with golf. I'd be more entertained staring at a blank white wall than watch a game of golf.

Now that does it :rage: I withdraw that marriage proposal I sent.... :LOL:
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My grandpa was obsessed with golf. I'd be more entertained staring at a blank white wall than watch a game of golf.

My grandpa was obsessed with golf. I'd be more entertained staring at a blank white wall than watch a game of golf.

Now that does it :rage: I withdraw that marriage proposal I sent.... :LOL:

 

Ugh, I'm going to go home and drink some wine now.

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My husband says I can suck a golf ball through a garden hose for what it's worth. Edited by gangsterfurious
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My husband says I can suck a golf ball through a garden hose for what it's worth.

I can't think of many things worth more.... :coy: :rose: :)
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My husband says I can suck a golf ball through a garden hose for what it's worth.

 

Are u hoping that Geddy is reading this thread?

 

It didn't cross my mind in the beginning, but if he is, hi Geddy. :blush:

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IMO, Golf is an acquired taste, just like loving :rush: .You can love it and obsess about it, or you can wonder what is the big deal.

Correct my dear as always.... :cheers:
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My husband says I can suck a golf ball through a garden hose for what it's worth.

 

Are u hoping that Geddy is reading this thread?

 

It didn't cross my mind in the beginning, but if he is, hi Geddy. :blush:

 

I heard that he likes deepthroat.

 

Uhm, he has a penis, of course he does.

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He plays golf for the same reason he had a home in Rosedale, imbibes fine wines, the nice condo in Naples, "driving around in that car.. loaded with money" :)

 

Those were his words, huh? Wow, stay classy, Alex. :LOL:

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He plays golf for the same reason he had a home in Rosedale, imbibes fine wines, the nice condo in Naples, "driving around in that car.. loaded with money" :)

 

Those were his words, huh? Wow, stay classy, Alex. :LOL:

 

His words, translated by Gemini.

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He plays golf for the same reason he had a home in Rosedale, imbibes fine wines, the nice condo in Naples, "driving around in that car.. loaded with money" :)

 

Those were his words, huh? Wow, stay classy, Alex. :LOL:

 

His words, translated by Gemini.

 

Translated from the Lerxstian, I presume, which is a language known only to Alex and Toronto Mayor Rob Ford. (Yes, I went there.)

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My husband says I can suck a golf ball through a garden hose for what it's worth.

 

Are u hoping that Geddy is reading this thread?

 

It didn't cross my mind in the beginning, but if he is, hi Geddy. :blush:

 

I heard that he likes deepthroat.

Its still on my bucket list. Bet Ged scratched it off his long ago..... :)
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My husband says I can suck a golf ball through a garden hose for what it's worth.

 

Are u hoping that Geddy is reading this thread?

 

It didn't cross my mind in the beginning, but if he is, hi Geddy. :blush:

 

I heard that he likes deepthroat.

Its still on my bucket list. Bet Ged scratched it off his long ago..... :)

 

Well if he hasn't he knows where to find his Geddycorns.

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