


Why Alex Likes Golf
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ThatLightInYourEyes
, Feb 25 2014 05:55 AM
alex lifeson hole in one crude humor
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#1
Posted 25 February 2014 - 05:55 AM
When you think about it, golf is the ideal men's sport. All you do is wander around with your stick, trying to make it into the hole with as few tries as possible, just so you can brag about it with your friends later.

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#2
Posted 25 February 2014 - 08:41 AM
I played tons of golf in my lifetime and had 2 holes in one. I always used an extra long driver too. The extra length gave me added distance thus greater pleasure....

#3
Posted 25 February 2014 - 08:54 AM
Two holes in one, eh? Kinky!

#4
Posted 25 February 2014 - 09:46 AM
Never considered it that way but.....
#5
Posted 25 February 2014 - 10:12 AM
Golf is definitely a man's sport. So many men around here play golf. It seems like there are courses everywhere. We're right in between two private courses and there's one public one a short drive away. I tried golf. Lord knows I tried. It's frustrating. I can't believe how much I cussed.
When I was 18 I had a summer job at a golf course where my job was to travel around the course writing down scores, getting drinks and laughing at really bad jokes by the men playing golf. I'm convinced there must only be like five women in the world who play this sport!
When I was 18 I had a summer job at a golf course where my job was to travel around the course writing down scores, getting drinks and laughing at really bad jokes by the men playing golf. I'm convinced there must only be like five women in the world who play this sport!
#6
Posted 25 February 2014 - 10:37 AM
I've never understood the appeal. In fact, I think it's almost laughable to call it a "sport." But, to each one's own.

#7
Posted 25 February 2014 - 10:59 AM
Golf is not unlike Geddys voice and Rush music in general. You either get it or you don't...
#8
Posted 25 February 2014 - 11:09 AM
I can't imagine a more boring pastime.
#9
Posted 25 February 2014 - 11:55 AM
I always thought the appeal was being able to drink while you were doing it.
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#14
Posted 25 February 2014 - 01:37 PM
I used to play with myself a lot especially when I was younger. Never bored me at all....


#16
Posted 25 February 2014 - 01:49 PM
I never bothered with golf because I don't think I have the sort of coordination I would need to be good at it. I mean, I'm not some clumsy stumblebum or anything, but I could easily see myself struggling just to make a precise hit and launch a good drive.
But when it comes to miniature golf or computer-game golf... I'm there.
But when it comes to miniature golf or computer-game golf... I'm there.
#17
Posted 25 February 2014 - 03:03 PM
Cyclonus X-1, on 25 February 2014 - 01:49 PM, said:
But when it comes to miniature golf or computer-game golf... I'm there.
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Posted 25 February 2014 - 04:37 PM


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