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#21 gangsterfurious

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Posted 14 February 2014 - 11:42 AM

I just got a text from my husband that read "After work I shall have you pressure." I don't know exactly what that means but hey, it's something.

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Posted 14 February 2014 - 11:43 AM

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View Postgangsterfurious, on 14 February 2014 - 10:46 AM, said:

I say let's play a game called "Will my husband remember it's Valentine's Day and bring me something?" Start placing bets guys. My bet is on NO. The only time I get anything from him is when he thinks he's upset me badly enough to warrant a bouquet of flowers.

That's too bad but I guess not uncommon, I really hope you are exaggerating some of your stories.

A few months ago my 15 year old son asked me to pick up some flowers so he could give them to a girl at school.  I was standing in line with a bouquet of roses and the lady in front of me turned around and looked at the flowers and said "What did you do wrong"?

It's crazy, but that is the first thought that comes to my mind when I see a bloke with a bouquet of flowers in his hand. And the few times I've been the one with flowers in my hands (no I didn't do anything wrong haha) I've felt the same kind of looks on me.

Buying flowers is not easy for men.

Receiving flowers is not easy for women if not done in private. I remember one co-worker at my old job getting a huge bouquet of flowers just because but the first words out of everybody's mouth was "What did he do wrong!?"

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Posted 14 February 2014 - 11:47 AM

View Postgangsterfurious, on 14 February 2014 - 11:42 AM, said:

I just got a text from my husband that read "After work I shall have you pressure." I don't know exactly what that means but hey, it's something.

Could it be the infamous 'autocorrect' at play? Pressure doesn't really makes sense :P

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Posted 14 February 2014 - 11:51 AM

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View Postgangsterfurious, on 14 February 2014 - 11:42 AM, said:

I just got a text from my husband that read "After work I shall have you pressure." I don't know exactly what that means but hey, it's something.

Could it be the infamous 'autocorrect' at play? Pressure doesn't really makes sense :P

Depends on the context, hehehehehehehe. :drool:

Anyway, yeah probably autocorrect, he might mean present!

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Posted 14 February 2014 - 12:03 PM

My wife told me "you are so sweet to me all the time, please dont get me anything for valentines day"

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Posted 14 February 2014 - 12:13 PM

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I think I'll get some dipped strawberries, some red juice and vodka and get bitchy drunk!

And then post a bunch of inflammatory stuff on TRF, right?

Yes!! Yay!

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Posted 14 February 2014 - 12:16 PM

View Postumoveme, on 14 February 2014 - 12:13 PM, said:

View PostDr. Sheldon Cooper, on 14 February 2014 - 08:47 AM, said:

View Postumoveme, on 13 February 2014 - 08:52 PM, said:

I think I'll get some dipped strawberries, some red juice and vodka and get bitchy drunk!

And then post a bunch of inflammatory stuff on TRF, right?

Yes!! Yay!

So Valentine's Day is a role playing day for you?  You're going to go home and pretend you're DPR?

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Posted 14 February 2014 - 12:43 PM

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Posted 14 February 2014 - 12:52 PM

Yes, TBR, it is s bunch of bullsh%t,

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Posted 14 February 2014 - 01:01 PM

View Posttx_rush, on 14 February 2014 - 12:03 PM, said:

My wife told me "you are so sweet to me all the time, please dont get me anything for valentines day"

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And did you say back to her, "You're a lying bitch?"

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Posted 14 February 2014 - 01:05 PM

View Postgangsterfurious, on 14 February 2014 - 11:51 AM, said:

View PostThe Analog Grownup, on 14 February 2014 - 11:47 AM, said:

View Postgangsterfurious, on 14 February 2014 - 11:42 AM, said:

I just got a text from my husband that read "After work I shall have you pressure." I don't know exactly what that means but hey, it's something.

Could it be the infamous 'autocorrect' at play? Pressure doesn't really makes sense :P

Depends on the context, hehehehehehehe. :drool:

Anyway, yeah probably autocorrect, he might mean present!

Maybe he meant pressure after all then ;)

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Posted 14 February 2014 - 01:27 PM

  
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I think he meant “pleasure.”    So be ready to get nailed as soon as he comes through the door!! (Presents or not.)

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Posted 14 February 2014 - 01:30 PM


Umoveme…



I can’t “quote” for some reason, but anyway – that newspaper ad is one of the funniest things I have ever seen!!



On a side note – if that’s you in your pictures shooting that gun and holding fish (doin’ rugged stuff) would you marry me?  Please?  It IS Valentine’s Day after all?

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Posted 14 February 2014 - 01:50 PM

Well, ok. I can't quote either. It's a sign!

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Posted 14 February 2014 - 02:00 PM

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Gangst’


I think he meant “pleasure.” So be ready to get nailed as soon as he comes through the door!! (Presents or not.)

Well I better scrub up as soon as I get home then.

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Posted 14 February 2014 - 02:11 PM

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Posted 14 February 2014 - 03:22 PM

My boss just bought me a pizza for lunch. I said "thank-you". I hope that's all he expected... :eh:

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Posted 14 February 2014 - 03:23 PM

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View Postgangsterfurious, on 14 February 2014 - 11:42 AM, said:

I just got a text from my husband that read "After work I shall have you pressure." I don't know exactly what that means but hey, it's something.

Could it be the infamous 'autocorrect' at play? Pressure doesn't really makes sense :P

No doubt.

But here's hoping for the best!

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Posted 14 February 2014 - 03:24 PM

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My boss just bought me a pizza for lunch. I said "thank-you". I hope that's all he expected... :eh:

He bought the pizza...you give up the pie.

D'oh!

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Posted 14 February 2014 - 03:56 PM

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