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#1 Thunder Bay Rush

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Posted 06 February 2014 - 01:19 PM

Okay, I know most of you were already thinking this anyway, so to the men out there, if there was such a thing as a Schlong Enlargement Procedure, would you have it done?

Dying to hear what the women around here are going to say about this one…

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Posted 06 February 2014 - 01:30 PM

View PostThunder Bay Rush, on 06 February 2014 - 01:19 PM, said:

Okay, I know most of you were already thinking this anyway, so to the men out there, if there was such a thing as a Schlong Enlargement Procedure, would you have it done?

Dying to hear what the women around here are going to say about this one…
I am predicting that if and when the ladies of :rush: chime in they will say it doesn't matter. It's how you use it and all that stuff. I have heard different in my lifetime. I have a feeling having both is closer to the truth.... :huh: :)

Edit: I wouldn't

Edited by Narpzilla, 06 February 2014 - 01:31 PM.


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Posted 06 February 2014 - 01:37 PM

View PostThunder Bay Rush, on 06 February 2014 - 01:19 PM, said:

Okay, I know most of you were already thinking this anyway, so to the men out there, if there was such a thing as a Schlong Enlargement Procedure, would you have it done?

Dying to hear what the women around here are going to say about this one…
Very different for men that women. Women walk around with them in prominent view... men, not so much.

Even if men were small, who would say "yes, I would have it done"


I know I wouldn't - because my wife would kill me.

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Posted 06 February 2014 - 01:39 PM

View PostLost In Xanadu, on 06 February 2014 - 01:37 PM, said:

View PostThunder Bay Rush, on 06 February 2014 - 01:19 PM, said:

Okay, I know most of you were already thinking this anyway, so to the men out there, if there was such a thing as a Schlong Enlargement Procedure, would you have it done?

Dying to hear what the women around here are going to say about this one…
Very different for men that women. Women walk around with them in prominent view... men, not so much.

Even if men were small, who would say "yes, I would have it done"


I know I wouldn't - because my wife would kill me.
After 33 years my wife would never notice anyway..... :)

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Posted 06 February 2014 - 01:41 PM

View PostNarpzilla, on 06 February 2014 - 01:39 PM, said:

View PostLost In Xanadu, on 06 February 2014 - 01:37 PM, said:

View PostThunder Bay Rush, on 06 February 2014 - 01:19 PM, said:

Okay, I know most of you were already thinking this anyway, so to the men out there, if there was such a thing as a Schlong Enlargement Procedure, would you have it done?

Dying to hear what the women around here are going to say about this one…
Very different for men that women. Women walk around with them in prominent view... men, not so much.

Even if men were small, who would say "yes, I would have it done"


I know I wouldn't - because my wife would kill me.
After 33 years my wife would never notice anyway..... :)
LOL - my wife would. She already won't let me go all the way in

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Posted 06 February 2014 - 01:41 PM

It IS how you use what you've got. I personally prefer no larger than 7 inches. Once had a guy who was HUGE and that shit hurt way too bad. I hated it.
Girth+ motion of the ocean= YES.

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Posted 06 February 2014 - 01:42 PM

View PostLost In Xanadu, on 06 February 2014 - 01:41 PM, said:

View PostNarpzilla, on 06 February 2014 - 01:39 PM, said:

View PostLost In Xanadu, on 06 February 2014 - 01:37 PM, said:

View PostThunder Bay Rush, on 06 February 2014 - 01:19 PM, said:

Okay, I know most of you were already thinking this anyway, so to the men out there, if there was such a thing as a Schlong Enlargement Procedure, would you have it done?

Dying to hear what the women around here are going to say about this one…
Very different for men that women. Women walk around with them in prominent view... men, not so much.

Even if men were small, who would say "yes, I would have it done"


I know I wouldn't - because my wife would kill me.
After 33 years my wife would never notice anyway..... :)
LOL - my wife would. She already won't let me go all the way in

DAAAAAAMMMNNNNNNN, son! hahaha

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Posted 06 February 2014 - 01:58 PM

Nope. I think that surgery, just like the one for women in the other thread, would be for extreme cases. For woman, if you had a mastectomy or were barely an A cup. For guys I guess if you had a serious micro-phallus. I don't see why either gender would have something like that done if your parts were average or better... or even a little below maybe.

The world spends billions of dollars a year in beauty products and what not. We all would like to look a little better, I think.

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Posted 06 February 2014 - 02:03 PM

View PostKennyLee, on 06 February 2014 - 01:58 PM, said:

For guys I guess if you had a serious micro-phallus.


OH....that reminds me....I do know a guy who could seriously use a penis enhancement surgery. 0_o

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Posted 06 February 2014 - 02:05 PM

View Posthobo73, on 06 February 2014 - 01:41 PM, said:

It IS how you use what you've got. I personally prefer no larger than 7 inches. Once had a guy who was HUGE and that shit hurt way too bad. I hated it.
Girth+ motion of the ocean= YES.
I guess I can check you off my bucket list.... :D-13:

Edited by Narpzilla, 06 February 2014 - 02:08 PM.


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Posted 06 February 2014 - 02:06 PM

View Posthobo73, on 06 February 2014 - 02:03 PM, said:

View PostKennyLee, on 06 February 2014 - 01:58 PM, said:

For guys I guess if you had a serious micro-phallus.


OH....that reminds me....I do know a guy who could seriously use a penis enhancement surgery. 0_o

Poor guy.

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Posted 06 February 2014 - 02:09 PM

If I had a dick, I'd definitely have it enlarged. I wish I had one, penises are so useful. I mean, you can pee your name in the snow, and fun things like that. We women definitely miss out, and fun bags aren't as fun as they sound. :(

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Posted 06 February 2014 - 02:11 PM

View PostKennyLee, on 06 February 2014 - 02:06 PM, said:

View Posthobo73, on 06 February 2014 - 02:03 PM, said:

View PostKennyLee, on 06 February 2014 - 01:58 PM, said:

For guys I guess if you had a serious micro-phallus.


OH....that reminds me....I do know a guy who could seriously use a penis enhancement surgery. 0_o

Poor guy.

Dude....I felt awful. It was so awkward.
He warned me beforehand and I said I didn't care- I didn't think he'd be that small, though....he was about a half inch long fully erect =/
I just didn't feel anything.

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Posted 06 February 2014 - 02:33 PM

Well this is where it gets a wee bit too personal for me but I will chime in. I was a (mostly) good girl until I met my husband but I did mess around with the guys I dated an did pretty much everything else except for intercourse. I've dated guys that were anywhere from 3" if lucky to around 10-11"

I actually dated and had a bit of experience with two guys that were both around the 3" range. One was a selfish lover and didn't care about me; the other one was amazing when it came to making me feel good as well and I was more than happy to reciprocate and didn't notice his size so much. So while I was disappointed by one small lover, the other one I was not disappointed with at all, he had very good technique with his hands and mouth and made me feel as if he really enjoyed my body; the other one made me feel like he was one of those men that just thought women were put on this earth to serve men. And then a few times I guess I scored in the penis department and had a few boyfriends that pretty much had a third leg. I didn't actually have sex with any of them so I can't speak for how that felt but boy my jaws were sure sore all of the time and I spent a lot of time anxious and scared, worrying about what things would be like were we to ever cross that threshold. :coy:

Penises are kind of like boobies, everybody has their preference. But the thing with big boobies is that you don't have to try and squeeze them into any small spaces that could potentially hurt a lot or make it hard to walk for the next few days. So bigger isn't always better. :finbar:

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Posted 06 February 2014 - 02:35 PM

All I know is, you can't spell "happiness" without "penis."

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Posted 06 February 2014 - 03:09 PM

View Postgangsterfurious, on 06 February 2014 - 02:33 PM, said:

Well this is where it gets a wee bit too personal for me but I will chime in. I was a (mostly) good girl until I met my husband but I did mess around with the guys I dated an did pretty much everything else except for intercourse. I've dated guys that were anywhere from 3" if lucky to around 10-11"

I actually dated and had a bit of experience with two guys that were both around the 3" range. One was a selfish lover and didn't care about me; the other one was amazing when it came to making me feel good as well and I was more than happy to reciprocate and didn't notice his size so much. So while I was disappointed by one small lover, the other one I was not disappointed with at all, he had very good technique with his hands and mouth and made me feel as if he really enjoyed my body; the other one made me feel like he was one of those men that just thought women were put on this earth to serve men. And then a few times I guess I scored in the penis department and had a few boyfriends that pretty much had a third leg. I didn't actually have sex with any of them so I can't speak for how that felt but boy my jaws were sure sore all of the time and I spent a lot of time anxious and scared, worrying about what things would be like were we to ever cross that threshold. :coy:

Penises are kind of like boobies, everybody has their preference. But the thing with big boobies is that you don't have to try and squeeze them into any small spaces that could potentially hurt a lot or make it hard to walk for the next few days. So bigger isn't always better. :finbar:
My wife has always complained her mouth is smaller than average. You probably think I am joking but I am dead serious. I used to think it was an excuse but now I am not so sure...... :huh:

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Posted 06 February 2014 - 03:15 PM

Why did I come in here..?!  :o


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Posted 06 February 2014 - 03:16 PM

View PostBabycat, on 06 February 2014 - 03:15 PM, said:

Why did I come in here..?!  :o


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Posted 06 February 2014 - 03:17 PM

View PostBabycat, on 06 February 2014 - 03:15 PM, said:

Why did I come in here..?!  :o


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Posted 06 February 2014 - 03:19 PM

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