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TRUE STORY BY REQUEST: My Brush With A Serial Killer


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I know i'm going to regret spilling the beans here, but you guys in the chat room specifically asked me to create a thread about my run-in with this complete charmer. So, here goes. :facepalm:

 

Before Canadian porn star wannabe turned killer Luka Magnotta was charged and eventually arrested for dismembering people and leaving parts of their bodies in several interesting places, this absolute genius and model citizen tried to advertise himself as a star on a Ning Web site from 2009 where I was a moderator for a VERY short time. The site was full of weirdos, so we didn't think much of his behavior. We already had some minor celebrities from the wrong side of YouTube, as well as people who liked to post each other's personal info everywhere in retaliation for whatever. As I said, I was a moderator for a VERY short time before quitting.

 

Anyway, this guy's pictures suddenly appeared everywhere along with spam like you wouldn't believe. He had joined, only to post subjects like, "HOW MUCH DO YOU LOVE LUKA MAGNOTTA?" etc. At one point I had to bring him up during a Skype chat with another mod. The brief but memorable exchange went something like this:

 

ME: Who the **** is Luka Magnotta?

OTHER MOD: Oh, some self-promoting queer. (Yes, those were her words.)

 

Anyway, the guy wasn't on for long because, among the few rules we had, excessive spamming got you kicked off the site. So I never gave this so-called human being another thought until I heard his name on CNN and screamed. Like the strong and independent woman I was, I had to immediately run and tell my mother everything. Naturally, I got another lecture about people on the Internet and what weirdos they can be. And this story was still developing, mind you. I'm not Canadian, as I'm sure I've told you fellow Rushians. I'm from an American city where stories like this are far more common and usually involve a cocaine cartel or something.

 

Still, I felt a level of guilt that left me little choice but to let my mother drag me to Confession after years of not going to church. I told the priest, and thankfully he didn't freak out. Again, this is a big city, so he's heard worse. But yeah, I think I had some nightmares as well as a few spells of waiting for Interpol to come to my house and start asking questions. Not that I wouldn't have answered them, of course.

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From Wikipedia: "He was apprehended at an Internet café in Berlin while reading news about himself." :laughing guy:

 

The rest of the wiki article on this guy isn't for the faint of heart... :eh:

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What exactly is "spamming" ?..... I really have no clue and am to lazy to research. Thanks BTW Light..... :)
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From Wikipedia: "He was apprehended at an Internet café in Berlin while reading news about himself." :laughing guy:

 

The rest of the wiki article on this guy isn't for the faint of heart... :eh:

 

Yes, that's the one. That. Guy. Right. There. :eyeroll: :facepalm:

 

The rest of you guys can go here if you're wondering:

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luka_Magnotta

 

Also, for Narp:

 

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spammer

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From Wikipedia: "He was apprehended at an Internet café in Berlin while reading news about himself." :laughing guy:

 

The rest of the wiki article on this guy isn't for the faint of heart... :eh:

 

Yes, that's the one. That. Guy. Right. There. :eyeroll: :facepalm:

 

The rest of you guys can go here if you're wondering:

 

http://en.wikipedia....i/Luka_Magnotta

 

Also, for Narp:

 

http://www.urbandict...hp?term=spammer

Thanks dear for the education. If I had to guess I wouldn't have thought it was that.... :cool:
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What exactly is "spamming" ?..... I really have no clue and am to lazy to research. Thanks BTW Light..... :)

 

haha..dude, seriously, and i mean no disrespect, were you raised out in a cabin in the woods?..you always claim to not know what anything is.. :LOL:

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What exactly is "spamming" ?..... I really have no clue and am to lazy to research. Thanks BTW Light..... :)

 

haha..dude, seriously, and i mean no disrespect, were you raised out in a cabin in the woods?..you always claim to not know what anything is.. :LOL:

I know what yoga pants are (inside joke. apologies to the rest of you)...... :D-13: Edited by Narpet
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Oh right, MILF watching at the gym. That's our Narpet. :rfl:

Needed that.... :LMAO:

 

Edit: What does MILF stand for?... :)

 

Double Edit: Nevermind. Just looked it up. :blush:

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http://i1264.photobucket.com/albums/jj488/catanstrophe/MILF-braces-for-FAP-offensive-1.jpg

 

[Narpet will doubtless need to look up FAP in the Urban Dictionary...]

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http://i1264.photobucket.com/albums/jj488/catanstrophe/MILF-braces-for-FAP-offensive-1.jpg

 

[Narpet will doubtless need to look up FAP in the Urban Dictionary...]

Doubt they are wearing yoga pants with their burqa's........ :)
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Currently, he's an alleged killer. His trial is scheduled for later this year, so he is still presumed innocent until found guilty. Personally, I have no doubts this creep is guilty., but we have to wait for justice to prevail. Up here in Canada, the most hated killers (Bernardo, Russell Williams) get life sentences, so that's the best we can hope for.
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Big news up here in Canada. GUILTY verdict was handed down today! Justice has been served.

 

I'd hardly call 44 years "justice". Why didn't this meatsack get a life term?

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Big news up here in Canada. GUILTY verdict was handed down today! Justice has been served.

 

I'd hardly call 44 years "justice". Why didn't this meatsack get a life term?

A life sentence in Canada is 25 years. According to Yahoo "Magnotta was also found guilty of four other charges: committing an indignity to a body, distribution of obscene material, transmitting obscene material through the mail and criminal harassment." He got 25 years for murder, and then another 19 years for these other charges.

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