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#2401 IbanezJem

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Posted 13 October 2021 - 01:08 PM

Trying to decide if I would rather fight a chicken each time I get in the car, or have a sword fight with an orangutan on a random day each year.
I`d need to know if the orangutan can hold the sword effectively and how old he is first.

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Posted 13 October 2021 - 01:10 PM

View PostIbanezJem, on 13 October 2021 - 01:08 PM, said:

Trying to decide if I would rather fight a chicken each time I get in the car, or have a sword fight with an orangutan on a random day each year.
I`d need to know if the orangutan can hold the sword effectively and how old he is first.

Chicken. Orangutans are ridiculously strong and even a glancing blow would cut you like warm butter.

#2403 IbanezJem

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Posted 13 October 2021 - 01:16 PM

View PostFordgalaxy, on 13 October 2021 - 01:10 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 13 October 2021 - 01:08 PM, said:

Trying to decide if I would rather fight a chicken each time I get in the car, or have a sword fight with an orangutan on a random day each year.
I`d need to know if the orangutan can hold the sword effectively and how old he is first.

Chicken. Orangutans are ridiculously strong and even a glancing blow would cut you like warm butter.
But if you get into your car say, 4 times a day on average? You`d start to get very annoyed about this. Imagine leaving something you needed in the glovebox or in the boot. One really tough fight with a monkey who might not even know he is in a fight and he might just put the sword down on the floor? I think I`d go with the orangutan, giving me 364 rest days while your seats are covered in blood, entrails and feathers from 1400 chickens :D

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Posted 13 October 2021 - 04:59 PM

Back to the OP question. Not realizing I had so much influence here. :huh:

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Posted 13 October 2021 - 10:50 PM

It was that or cry, but I made a smoothie because people are driving me crazy about making these smoothies that are supposed to be so terrific.  I think all the stuff they made me drink before imaging and cat scans swore me off to smoothies forevery.

Anyway, some kind soul provided me with an A-1 smoothie maker.  I was so excited.  I got all the ingredients together.  Then I flipped the on switch and the smoothie wound up all over the place.  I forgot to tighten the lid.

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Posted 13 October 2021 - 11:26 PM

View PostLorraine, on 13 October 2021 - 10:50 PM, said:

It was that or cry, but I made a smoothie because people are driving me crazy about making these smoothies that are supposed to be so terrific.  I think all the stuff they made me drink before imaging and cat scans swore me off to smoothies forevery.

Anyway, some kind soul provided me with an A-1 smoothie maker.  I was so excited.  I got all the ingredients together.  Then I flipped the on switch and the smoothie wound up all over the place.  I forgot to tighten the lid.

Doh! Was someone video recording that to send to America's Funniest Videos? ;)

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Posted 15 October 2021 - 09:51 PM

 Lorraine, on 13 October 2021 - 10:50 PM, said:

It was that or cry, but I made a smoothie because people are driving me crazy about making these smoothies that are supposed to be so terrific.  I think all the stuff they made me drink before imaging and cat scans swore me off to smoothies forevery.

Anyway, some kind soul provided me with an A-1 smoothie maker.  I was so excited.  I got all the ingredients together.  Then I flipped the on switch and the smoothie wound up all over the place.  I forgot to tighten the lid.
:lol:

The other day I put the lid on without the little middle piece and got banana smoothie all over.

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Posted 15 October 2021 - 11:26 PM

About a half dozen things from Lower Decks.... before the WTF moment.  

Then laughter because it has promoted itself to real-Trek.  Hell yes.

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