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#1701 Boots

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Posted 24 November 2017 - 03:42 PM

We all know a Joey Tribbiani, don't we?
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Posted 24 November 2017 - 05:37 PM

Who's Joey Tribbiani?

You mean a slickster dude who thinks he's the cat's meow?  I used to know a few in my day.  The type that the biggest love affair they had was with their mirror.

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Posted 24 November 2017 - 06:16 PM

View PostLorraine, on 24 November 2017 - 05:37 PM, said:

Who's Joey Tribbiani?

You mean a slickster dude who thinks he's the cat's meow?  I used to know a few in my day.  The type that the biggest love affair they had was with their mirror.
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Posted 24 November 2017 - 11:59 PM

Comedian Bill Burr.   I've been watching a plethora of YouTube videos of his act.  

This guy makes me laugh HARD.  :laughing guy: :laughing guy:

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Posted 27 November 2017 - 04:30 PM

Saw the Code Name Diamond Head episode of MST3k.

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Posted 28 November 2017 - 01:39 PM

Good thing I have a sense of humor.

I'm in bad shape.  So I called the prayer line down at the Cathedral to be put on their list of those who are in need of prayer.  Well...

"We're sorry.  The number you have reached has been disconnected or is no longer in service...."

:laughing guy:

:huh:

Oh well......

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Posted 28 November 2017 - 02:26 PM

View PostLorraine, on 28 November 2017 - 01:39 PM, said:

Good thing I have a sense of humor.

I'm in bad shape.  So I called the prayer line down at the Cathedral to be put on their list of those who are in need of prayer.  Well...

"We're sorry.  The number you have reached has been disconnected or is no longer in service...."

:laughing guy:

:huh:

Oh well......

Oh no!  That seems unfortunate.  Although maybe they have it on their website now?  I'm serious.  Our church changed to putting a place on their website that says "Click here for prayer requests" and you write down your concern and somehow they forward it to the prayer chain people.  I'm of the age where something that seems like it's out of an old Mad magazine or Dilbert cartoon but I guess it is helpful to people that would rather click than call the office.

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Posted 28 November 2017 - 02:39 PM

View PostLorraine, on 28 November 2017 - 01:39 PM, said:

Good thing I have a sense of humor.

I'm in bad shape.  So I called the prayer line down at the Cathedral to be put on their list of those who are in need of prayer.  Well...

"We're sorry.  The number you have reached has been disconnected or is no longer in service...."

:laughing guy:

:huh:

Oh well......
I don't mean to laugh, but that is pretty funny.

"Your call is very important to us. All of our prayer counselor are busy with other patrons . Your wait time is approximately 27 minutes."

On a serious note, I promise to be praying for you.

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Posted 28 November 2017 - 02:58 PM

View PostReGorLaTroy, on 28 November 2017 - 02:39 PM, said:

View PostLorraine, on 28 November 2017 - 01:39 PM, said:

Good thing I have a sense of humor.

I'm in bad shape.  So I called the prayer line down at the Cathedral to be put on their list of those who are in need of prayer.  Well...

"We're sorry.  The number you have reached has been disconnected or is no longer in service...."

:laughing guy:

:huh:

Oh well......
I don't mean to laugh, but that is pretty funny.

"Your call is very important to us. All of our prayer counselor are busy with other patrons . Your wait time is approximately 27 minutes."

On a serious note, I promise to be praying for you.
Yes, it's funny, but if I were a person who didn't have a sense of  humor, something like that could be the straw that breaks the camel's back.

Edited by Lorraine, 28 November 2017 - 02:59 PM.


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Posted 28 November 2017 - 03:08 PM

View PostLorraine, on 28 November 2017 - 02:58 PM, said:

View PostReGorLaTroy, on 28 November 2017 - 02:39 PM, said:

View PostLorraine, on 28 November 2017 - 01:39 PM, said:

Good thing I have a sense of humor.

I'm in bad shape.  So I called the prayer line down at the Cathedral to be put on their list of those who are in need of prayer.  Well...

"We're sorry.  The number you have reached has been disconnected or is no longer in service...."

:laughing guy:

:huh:

Oh well......
I don't mean to laugh, but that is pretty funny.

"Your call is very important to us. All of our prayer counselor are busy with other patrons . Your wait time is approximately 27 minutes."

On a serious note, I promise to be praying for you.
Yes, it's funny, but if I were a person who didn't have a sense of  humor, something like that could be the straw that breaks the camel's back.

And I meant to say I hope things get better for you!  I'll have you in my prayers, too.

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Posted 28 November 2017 - 03:23 PM

View PostLorraine, on 28 November 2017 - 02:58 PM, said:

View PostReGorLaTroy, on 28 November 2017 - 02:39 PM, said:

View PostLorraine, on 28 November 2017 - 01:39 PM, said:

Good thing I have a sense of humor.

I'm in bad shape.  So I called the prayer line down at the Cathedral to be put on their list of those who are in need of prayer.  Well...

"We're sorry.  The number you have reached has been disconnected or is no longer in service...."

:laughing guy:

:huh:

Oh well......
I don't mean to laugh, but that is pretty funny.

"Your call is very important to us. All of our prayer counselor are busy with other patrons . Your wait time is approximately 27 minutes."

On a serious note, I promise to be praying for you.
Yes, it's funny, but if I were a person who didn't have a sense of  humor, something like that could be the straw that breaks the camel's back.
Sad, but true.

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Posted 28 November 2017 - 03:28 PM

View PostPrincipled Man, on 24 November 2017 - 11:59 PM, said:

Comedian Bill Burr.   I've been watching a plethora of YouTube videos of his act.  

This guy makes me laugh HARD.  :laughing guy: :laughing guy:
Did you see the one on population control?

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Posted 28 November 2017 - 05:46 PM

View Postliquidcrystalcompass, on 28 November 2017 - 03:28 PM, said:

View PostPrincipled Man, on 24 November 2017 - 11:59 PM, said:

Comedian Bill Burr.   I've been watching a plethora of YouTube videos of his act.  

This guy makes me laugh HARD.  :laughing guy: :laughing guy:

Did you see the one on population control?


Don't you realize that after having your third loser kid, you don't have the DNA to make somebody special?!  What are you doin'?!    :laughing guy: :laughing guy:

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Posted 29 November 2017 - 08:12 PM

View PostPrincipled Man, on 28 November 2017 - 05:46 PM, said:

View Postliquidcrystalcompass, on 28 November 2017 - 03:28 PM, said:

View PostPrincipled Man, on 24 November 2017 - 11:59 PM, said:

Comedian Bill Burr.   I've been watching a plethora of YouTube videos of his act.  

This guy makes me laugh HARD.  :laughing guy: :laughing guy:

Did you see the one on population control?


Don't you realize that after having your third loser kid, you don't have the DNA to make somebody special?!  What are you doin'?! :laughing guy: :laughing guy:
Him on getting the population down to about 30 thousand.  We can all drive around in tanks throwing toxic waste out.  You can shoot a bald eagle in the head.  We've got plenty of them!  Plenty of them!!!

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Posted 02 December 2017 - 07:00 PM

Last Christmas season they did the same thing.

We have folks who follow FedEx, UPS and USPS around.  When a package is left on your front porch, they proceed to steal it.

One young lady who had her package stolen off of her front porch this past week was quite irate.  So she packed up a little surprise package and left it on her front porch.  At about 4 AM, her security camera showed a man taking the box off her porch.

When he opens it, he will find used diapers.

Edited by Lorraine, 02 December 2017 - 07:01 PM.


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Posted 02 December 2017 - 07:59 PM

View PostLorraine, on 02 December 2017 - 07:00 PM, said:

Last Christmas season they did the same thing.

We have folks who follow FedEx, UPS and USPS around.  When a package is left on your front porch, they proceed to steal it.

One young lady who had her package stolen off of her front porch this past week was quite irate.  So she packed up a little surprise package and left it on her front porch.  At about 4 AM, her security camera showed a man taking the box off her porch.

When he opens it, he will find used diapers.

That, and she should turn her survailence camera footage over to the Police. lol blob:https://imgur.com/ea8e46e5-f0ed-421b-80e7-284d123a98d8blob:https://imgur.com/ea8e46e5-f0ed-421b-80e7-284d123a98d8blob:https://imgur.com/ea8e46e5-f0ed-421b-80e7-284d123a98d8blob:https://imgur.com/ea8e46e5-f0ed-421b-80e7-284d123a98d8blob:https://imgur.com/ea8e46e5-f0ed-421b-80e7-284d123a98d8

Edited by OldRUSHfan, 02 December 2017 - 08:04 PM.


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Posted 02 December 2017 - 08:01 PM

View PostOldRUSHfan, on 02 December 2017 - 07:59 PM, said:

View PostLorraine, on 02 December 2017 - 07:00 PM, said:

Last Christmas season they did the same thing.

We have folks who follow FedEx, UPS and USPS around.  When a package is left on your front porch, they proceed to steal it.

One young lady who had her package stolen off of her front porch this past week was quite irate.  So she packed up a little surprise package and left it on her front porch.  At about 4 AM, her security camera showed a man taking the box off her porch.

When he opens it, he will find used diapers.

That, and she should turn her survailence camera footage over to the Police. lol blob:https://imgur.com/ea8e46e5-f0ed-421b-80e7-284d123a98d8blob:https://imgur.com/ea8e46e5-f0ed-421b-80e7-284d123a98d8
The police will do nothing.

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Posted 02 December 2017 - 08:18 PM

Then what are the friggin' police for, then? Fire them ALL.
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Posted 02 December 2017 - 08:20 PM

MAN, Lorraine, Portland really SUCKS as a place to live eh?  What do you pay TAXES for?
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Posted 06 December 2017 - 01:50 PM

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