x1yyz Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 Revisiting this: http://izismile.com/...BhsGBSXRAR4C.01 I've personally seen quite a few of these numerous times. And it's always entertaining. There are some interesting contortions in there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 Revisiting this: http://izismile.com/...BhsGBSXRAR4C.01 I've personally seen quite a few of these numerous times. And it's always entertaining. There are some interesting contortions in there!Yup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anthemic Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 (edited) this parody my wife wrote about...well, somebody's health challenges! There is unrest in the tummyThere is trouble in the gutsBecause my colon isn't workingAnd it really drives me nuts The trouble with my colonIs that it doesn’t quite work rightSo my bowels have stopped movingAnd there's shit stuck in there tight!And the chia seeds aren’t helpingThough I did in fact hydrateAnd I wonder if this miseryIs an inescapable fate There is trouble in the colonAnd my good temper has fledAs the cramps twist up my insidesAnd an enema I dread So I took some Milk-Magnesiaand it loosened things up rightNow I’m shaky and I’m queasyAnd my face is greyish-white!Now there’s no more constipationFor now I have the runsAnd I know now my guts just won’t Let me have any fun! Edited June 10, 2016 by Anthemic 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 this parody my wife wrote about...well, somebody's health challenges! There is unrest in the tummyThere is trouble in the gutsBecause my colon isn't workingAnd it really drives me nuts The trouble with my colonIs that it doesn’t quite work rightSo my bowels have stopped movingAnd there's shit stuck in there tight!And the chia seeds aren’t helpingThough I did in fact hydrateAnd I wonder if this miseryIs an inescapable fate There is trouble in the colonAnd my good temper has fledAs the cramps twist up my insidesAnd an enema I dread So I took some Milk-Magnesiaand it loosened things up rightNow I’m shaky and I’m queasyAnd my face is greyish-white!Now there’s no more constipationFor now I have the runsAnd I know now my guts just won’t Let me have any fun! That's wonderful! :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: Your wife is creative and talented. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anthemic Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 this parody my wife wrote about...well, somebody's health challenges! There is unrest in the tummyThere is trouble in the gutsBecause my colon isn't workingAnd it really drives me nuts The trouble with my colonIs that it doesn’t quite work rightSo my bowels have stopped movingAnd there's shit stuck in there tight!And the chia seeds aren’t helpingThough I did in fact hydrateAnd I wonder if this miseryIs an inescapable fate There is trouble in the colonAnd my good temper has fledAs the cramps twist up my insidesAnd an enema I dread So I took some Milk-Magnesiaand it loosened things up rightNow I’m shaky and I’m queasyAnd my face is greyish-white!Now there’s no more constipationFor now I have the runsAnd I know now my guts just won’t Let me have any fun! That's wonderful! :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: Your wife is creative and talented. thanks! she's usually my answer to the question of this thread 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 "Rizzoli & Isles" season 2. The writers are good with the comedy parts..... :dweez: :7up: :pussy: :) :LOLsign: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x1yyz Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 http://i341.photobucket.com/albums/o371/x1yyz/glass%20houses_zpsqjreorwf.jpeg :D 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleRushmonkey Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 http://i341.photobucket.com/albums/o371/x1yyz/glass%20houses_zpsqjreorwf.jpeg :D I have had that exact scene at my window minus the dog 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 I ordered a book last week through Amazon and it arrived today. The seller thoughtfully included a bookmark. The bookmark is a picture of....................................the Mona Lisa!!! :LMAO: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Permanent-Rush Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 This :rush: G.I.F.: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troutman Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 What an idiot, I go to make coffee. A few minutes later I go to get a cup. Only problem is, I forgot to put the coffee in the coffee maker. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 What an idiot, I go to make coffee. A few minutes later I go to get a cup. Only problem is, I forgot to put the coffee in the coffee maker. :lol: That's happened to me too. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 What an idiot, I go to make coffee. A few minutes later I go to get a cup. Only problem is, I forgot to put the coffee in the coffee maker. :lol: That's happened to me too.Last week while walking through the train station electronic ticket gate, instead of waving my rail pass over the scanner I pulled my house key out of my pocket and nearly inserted it into a non-existent keyhole. Talk about tired as hell! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x1yyz Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 What an idiot, I go to make coffee. A few minutes later I go to get a cup. Only problem is, I forgot to put the coffee in the coffee maker. Clearly you need coffee before you make coffee :D 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troutman Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 What an idiot, I go to make coffee. A few minutes later I go to get a cup. Only problem is, I forgot to put the coffee in the coffee maker. Clearly you need coffee before you make coffee :D Obviously. :P 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 Someone called 911 and the police arrived at the scene. The person then called 911 again and told them he didn't like the police sent and would they kindly send him some "real police." :LOLsign: 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troutman Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 Someone called 911 and the police arrived at the scene. The person then called 911 again and told them he didn't like the police sent and would they kindly send him some "real police." :LOLsign: OMG 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 Someone called 911 and the police arrived at the scene. The person then called 911 again and told them he didn't like the police sent and would they kindly send him some "real police." :LOLsign: OMG The funniest that ever happened out here was the man that was harassing drivers. The police finally succeeded in pulling him over. There were about three cop cars for this one. The guy refused to give them any identification. Instead he asked for THEIR identification. He sat in his car and told them, "Don't move. I'm calling 911 on you." And that's what he did. Called 911 and told the call center that he had some men who stopped him in green and white cars claiming they were police but they refused to show him their identification. Meanwhile, the cops are breaking into the guy's car, and the struggle that ensued was something out of a SNL skit with the man yelling Police brutality!!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troutman Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 Someone called 911 and the police arrived at the scene. The person then called 911 again and told them he didn't like the police sent and would they kindly send him some "real police." :LOLsign: OMG The funniest that ever happened out here was the man that was harassing drivers. The police finally succeeded in pulling him over. There were about three cop cars for this one. The guy refused to give them any identification. Instead he asked for THEIR identification. He sat in his car and told them, "Don't move. I'm calling 911 on you." And that's what he did. Called 911 and told the call center that he had some men who stopped him in green and white cars claiming they were police but they refused to show him their identification. Meanwhile, the cops are breaking into the guy's car, and the struggle that ensued was something out of a SNL skit with the man yelling Police brutality!!! Wow, Sounds like some serious drug problems in your area. Stay safe!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 Been watching CSI:Miami lately on Netflix, and I always laugh my Ass off when the arrogand slimeballs get what they deserve, doubly when it comes with a bullet/death. I was given a GIGANTIC sense of "YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE!!!" in my childhood. http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Banana%20World/bananadanceOrig-1.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x1yyz Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 Been watching CSI:Miami lately on Netflix, and I always laugh my Ass off when the arrogand slimeballs get what they deserve, doubly when it comes with a bullet/death. I was given a GIGANTIC sense of "YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE!!!" in my childhood. http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Banana%20World/bananadanceOrig-1.gif You need to watch Dexter. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 (edited) Been watching CSI:Miami lately on Netflix, and I always laugh my Ass off when the arrogand slimeballs get what they deserve, doubly when it comes with a bullet/death. I was given a GIGANTIC sense of "YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE!!!" in my childhood. http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Banana%20World/bananadanceOrig-1.gif You need to watch Dexter. I've watched that series many times all the way through, and the person who came up with the show hit one of my fantasies dead on (pun intended). I don't think Dexter was a bad person, I don't think he deserved death himself...I just always wanted to be the dealer of death to the 'bad' guys like he was! LOL In fact, I just bought the series on DVD! http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Banana%20World/banana%20shooting.gif Edited June 29, 2016 by OldRUSHfan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 The rooster about a half a block down. When the wind blows in the right direction, I can hear him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LakesideShark Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 I broke a USB port completely off my computer. xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 "DEXTER" Is HERE!!! http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Yay%20%20Woo-Hoo%20%20etc/yaycelebrants.gif :wub: :wub: :banana: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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