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#9241 IbanezJem

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Posted 03 April 2020 - 06:17 AM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 April 2020 - 07:14 PM, said:

You stupid, interfering little rat. :rage: And damn your lemon curd tartlet.
Now you may think that this is very harsh behaviour but let me tell you that our TRF management consultants actually queried the necessity for us to employ Citizen at all.

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Posted 03 April 2020 - 10:54 AM

View PostIbanezJem, on 03 April 2020 - 06:17 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 April 2020 - 07:14 PM, said:

You stupid, interfering little rat. :rage: And damn your lemon curd tartlet.
Now you may think that this is very harsh behaviour but let me tell you that our TRF management consultants actually queried the necessity for us to employ Citizen at all.
"I think he's got beautiful legs." - 73  :coy:

#9243 IbanezJem

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Posted 03 April 2020 - 11:23 AM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 April 2020 - 10:54 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 03 April 2020 - 06:17 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 April 2020 - 07:14 PM, said:

You stupid, interfering little rat. :rage: And damn your lemon curd tartlet.
Now you may think that this is very harsh behaviour but let me tell you that our TRF management consultants actually queried the necessity for us to employ Citizen at all.
"I think he's got beautiful legs." - 73  :coy:
Six vast and trunkless legs of stone, Stand in the desert, And on the pedestal these words appear, My name is Ozymandias-Citizen, King of Ants.

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Posted 03 April 2020 - 01:59 PM

View PostIbanezJem, on 03 April 2020 - 11:23 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 April 2020 - 10:54 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 03 April 2020 - 06:17 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 April 2020 - 07:14 PM, said:

You stupid, interfering little rat. :rage: And damn your lemon curd tartlet.
Now you may think that this is very harsh behaviour but let me tell you that our TRF management consultants actually queried the necessity for us to employ Citizen at all.
"I think he's got beautiful legs." - 73  :coy:
Six vast and trunkless legs of stone, Stand in the desert, And on the pedestal these words appear, My name is Ozymandias-Citizen, King of Ants.
This man...the so-called King of Canada. Which number did he give you this time, Ozymandias-Citizen the 23rd?  :eyeroll:

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Posted 03 April 2020 - 03:03 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 April 2020 - 01:59 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 03 April 2020 - 11:23 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 April 2020 - 10:54 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 03 April 2020 - 06:17 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 April 2020 - 07:14 PM, said:

You stupid, interfering little rat. :rage: And damn your lemon curd tartlet.
Now you may think that this is very harsh behaviour but let me tell you that our TRF management consultants actually queried the necessity for us to employ Citizen at all.
"I think he's got beautiful legs." - 73  :coy:
Six vast and trunkless legs of stone, Stand in the desert, And on the pedestal these words appear, My name is Ozymandias-Citizen, King of Ants.
This man...the so-called King of Canada. Which number did he give you this time, Ozymandias-Citizen the 23rd?  :eyeroll:
Episode Two of 'The Death of Ozymandias-Citizen, King of Canada', can be heard on Radio Four almost immediately.

#9246 blackhawkrush

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Posted 03 April 2020 - 03:45 PM

View PostIbanezJem, on 03 April 2020 - 03:03 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 April 2020 - 01:59 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 03 April 2020 - 11:23 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 April 2020 - 10:54 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 03 April 2020 - 06:17 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 April 2020 - 07:14 PM, said:

You stupid, interfering little rat. :rage: And damn your lemon curd tartlet.
Now you may think that this is very harsh behaviour but let me tell you that our TRF management consultants actually queried the necessity for us to employ Citizen at all.
"I think he's got beautiful legs." - 73  :coy:
Six vast and trunkless legs of stone, Stand in the desert, And on the pedestal these words appear, My name is Ozymandias-Citizen, King of Ants.
This man...the so-called King of Canada. Which number did he give you this time, Ozymandias-Citizen the 23rd?  :eyeroll:
Episode Two of 'The Death of Ozymandias-Citizen, King of Canada', can be heard on Radio Four almost immediately.
There's this house, there's this house, and er, it's in the morning, it's in the morning...no, it's in the evening, it's in the evening and er, there's a garden and er, this bloke Citizen comes in... :16ton:

#9247 Citizen of the World

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Posted 03 April 2020 - 08:01 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 April 2020 - 03:45 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 03 April 2020 - 03:03 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 April 2020 - 01:59 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 03 April 2020 - 11:23 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 April 2020 - 10:54 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 03 April 2020 - 06:17 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 April 2020 - 07:14 PM, said:

You stupid, interfering little rat. :rage: And damn your lemon curd tartlet.
Now you may think that this is very harsh behaviour but let me tell you that our TRF management consultants actually queried the necessity for us to employ Citizen at all.
"I think he's got beautiful legs." - 73  :coy:
Six vast and trunkless legs of stone, Stand in the desert, And on the pedestal these words appear, My name is Ozymandias-Citizen, King of Ants.
This man...the so-called King of Canada. Which number did he give you this time, Ozymandias-Citizen the 23rd?  :eyeroll:
Episode Two of 'The Death of Ozymandias-Citizen, King of Canada', can be heard on Radio Four almost immediately.
There's this house, there's this house, and er, it's in the morning, it's in the morning...no, it's in the evening, it's in the evening and er, there's a garden and er, this bloke Citizen comes in... :16ton:
Ello blackhawkrush, haven't seen you for a bit, haven't seen you for a bit either, Beryl. Two pints of wallop please, love. Still driving the Jensen then? Cheer up IbanezJem it may never happen, what's your poison then?

Edited by Citizen of the World, 03 April 2020 - 08:03 PM.


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Posted 03 April 2020 - 08:31 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 03 April 2020 - 08:01 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 April 2020 - 03:45 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 03 April 2020 - 03:03 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 April 2020 - 01:59 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 03 April 2020 - 11:23 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 April 2020 - 10:54 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 03 April 2020 - 06:17 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 April 2020 - 07:14 PM, said:

You stupid, interfering little rat. :rage: And damn your lemon curd tartlet.
Now you may think that this is very harsh behaviour but let me tell you that our TRF management consultants actually queried the necessity for us to employ Citizen at all.
"I think he's got beautiful legs." - 73  :coy:
Six vast and trunkless legs of stone, Stand in the desert, And on the pedestal these words appear, My name is Ozymandias-Citizen, King of Ants.
This man...the so-called King of Canada. Which number did he give you this time, Ozymandias-Citizen the 23rd?  :eyeroll:
Episode Two of 'The Death of Ozymandias-Citizen, King of Canada', can be heard on Radio Four almost immediately.
There's this house, there's this house, and er, it's in the morning, it's in the morning...no, it's in the evening, it's in the evening and er, there's a garden and er, this bloke Citizen comes in... :16ton:
Ello blackhawkrush, haven't seen you for a bit, haven't seen you for a bit either, Beryl. Two pints of wallop please, love. Still driving the Jensen then? Cheer up IbanezJem it may never happen, what's your poison then?
Highlights of that post will be discussed later by Lord 73, Mr. Sven Tinwoodsman, Sir Charles treeduck, Mrs. Hamish Lorraine, Mrs. Betty Citizen, whose name sounds remarkably like Citizen :o  and Christine Boslo.

Edited by blackhawkrush, 03 April 2020 - 08:34 PM.


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Posted 03 April 2020 - 11:11 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 April 2020 - 08:31 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 03 April 2020 - 08:01 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 April 2020 - 03:45 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 03 April 2020 - 03:03 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 April 2020 - 01:59 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 03 April 2020 - 11:23 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 April 2020 - 10:54 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 03 April 2020 - 06:17 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 April 2020 - 07:14 PM, said:

You stupid, interfering little rat. :rage: And damn your lemon curd tartlet.
Now you may think that this is very harsh behaviour but let me tell you that our TRF management consultants actually queried the necessity for us to employ Citizen at all.
"I think he's got beautiful legs." - 73  :coy:
Six vast and trunkless legs of stone, Stand in the desert, And on the pedestal these words appear, My name is Ozymandias-Citizen, King of Ants.
This man...the so-called King of Canada. Which number did he give you this time, Ozymandias-Citizen the 23rd?  :eyeroll:
Episode Two of 'The Death of Ozymandias-Citizen, King of Canada', can be heard on Radio Four almost immediately.
There's this house, there's this house, and er, it's in the morning, it's in the morning...no, it's in the evening, it's in the evening and er, there's a garden and er, this bloke Citizen comes in... :16ton:
Ello blackhawkrush, haven't seen you for a bit, haven't seen you for a bit either, Beryl. Two pints of wallop please, love. Still driving the Jensen then? Cheer up IbanezJem it may never happen, what's your poison then?
Highlights of that post will be discussed later by Lord 73, Mr. Sven Tinwoodsman, Sir Charles treeduck, Mrs. Hamish Lorraine, Mrs. Betty Citizen, whose name sounds remarkably like Citizen :o  and Christine Boslo.
It's spelt Christine Boslo but it's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove

#9250 blackhawkrush

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Posted Yesterday, 02:30 AM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 03 April 2020 - 11:11 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 April 2020 - 08:31 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 03 April 2020 - 08:01 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 April 2020 - 03:45 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 03 April 2020 - 03:03 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 April 2020 - 01:59 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 03 April 2020 - 11:23 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 April 2020 - 10:54 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 03 April 2020 - 06:17 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 April 2020 - 07:14 PM, said:

You stupid, interfering little rat. :rage: And damn your lemon curd tartlet.
Now you may think that this is very harsh behaviour but let me tell you that our TRF management consultants actually queried the necessity for us to employ Citizen at all.
"I think he's got beautiful legs." - 73  :coy:
Six vast and trunkless legs of stone, Stand in the desert, And on the pedestal these words appear, My name is Ozymandias-Citizen, King of Ants.
This man...the so-called King of Canada. Which number did he give you this time, Ozymandias-Citizen the 23rd?  :eyeroll:
Episode Two of 'The Death of Ozymandias-Citizen, King of Canada', can be heard on Radio Four almost immediately.
There's this house, there's this house, and er, it's in the morning, it's in the morning...no, it's in the evening, it's in the evening and er, there's a garden and er, this bloke Citizen comes in... :16ton:
Ello blackhawkrush, haven't seen you for a bit, haven't seen you for a bit either, Beryl. Two pints of wallop please, love. Still driving the Jensen then? Cheer up IbanezJem it may never happen, what's your poison then?
Highlights of that post will be discussed later by Lord 73, Mr. Sven Tinwoodsman, Sir Charles treeduck, Mrs. Hamish Lorraine, Mrs. Betty Citizen, whose name sounds remarkably like Citizen :o  and Christine Boslo.
It's spelt Christine Boslo but it's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove
I wish to plead incompetence.  :gumby:

#9251 IbanezJem

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Posted Yesterday, 03:25 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 04 April 2020 - 02:30 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 03 April 2020 - 11:11 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 April 2020 - 08:31 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 03 April 2020 - 08:01 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 April 2020 - 03:45 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 03 April 2020 - 03:03 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 April 2020 - 01:59 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 03 April 2020 - 11:23 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 April 2020 - 10:54 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 03 April 2020 - 06:17 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 April 2020 - 07:14 PM, said:

You stupid, interfering little rat. :rage: And damn your lemon curd tartlet.
Now you may think that this is very harsh behaviour but let me tell you that our TRF management consultants actually queried the necessity for us to employ Citizen at all.
"I think he's got beautiful legs." - 73  :coy:
Six vast and trunkless legs of stone, Stand in the desert, And on the pedestal these words appear, My name is Ozymandias-Citizen, King of Ants.
This man...the so-called King of Canada. Which number did he give you this time, Ozymandias-Citizen the 23rd?  :eyeroll:
Episode Two of 'The Death of Ozymandias-Citizen, King of Canada', can be heard on Radio Four almost immediately.
There's this house, there's this house, and er, it's in the morning, it's in the morning...no, it's in the evening, it's in the evening and er, there's a garden and er, this bloke Citizen comes in... :16ton:
Ello blackhawkrush, haven't seen you for a bit, haven't seen you for a bit either, Beryl. Two pints of wallop please, love. Still driving the Jensen then? Cheer up IbanezJem it may never happen, what's your poison then?
Highlights of that post will be discussed later by Lord 73, Mr. Sven Tinwoodsman, Sir Charles treeduck, Mrs. Hamish Lorraine, Mrs. Betty Citizen, whose name sounds remarkably like Citizen :o  and Christine Boslo.
It's spelt Christine Boslo but it's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove
I wish to plead incompetence.  :gumby:
Mind you he's as good as gold in the morning, I've got to hand it to him, but come lunchtime it's a bottle of vin ordinaire - six glasses and he's ready to agitate.

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Posted Yesterday, 06:55 PM

View PostIbanezJem, on 04 April 2020 - 03:25 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 04 April 2020 - 02:30 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 03 April 2020 - 11:11 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 April 2020 - 08:31 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 03 April 2020 - 08:01 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 April 2020 - 03:45 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 03 April 2020 - 03:03 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 April 2020 - 01:59 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 03 April 2020 - 11:23 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 April 2020 - 10:54 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 03 April 2020 - 06:17 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 April 2020 - 07:14 PM, said:

You stupid, interfering little rat. :rage: And damn your lemon curd tartlet.
Now you may think that this is very harsh behaviour but let me tell you that our TRF management consultants actually queried the necessity for us to employ Citizen at all.
"I think he's got beautiful legs." - 73  :coy:
Six vast and trunkless legs of stone, Stand in the desert, And on the pedestal these words appear, My name is Ozymandias-Citizen, King of Ants.
This man...the so-called King of Canada. Which number did he give you this time, Ozymandias-Citizen the 23rd?  :eyeroll:
Episode Two of 'The Death of Ozymandias-Citizen, King of Canada', can be heard on Radio Four almost immediately.
There's this house, there's this house, and er, it's in the morning, it's in the morning...no, it's in the evening, it's in the evening and er, there's a garden and er, this bloke Citizen comes in... :16ton:
Ello blackhawkrush, haven't seen you for a bit, haven't seen you for a bit either, Beryl. Two pints of wallop please, love. Still driving the Jensen then? Cheer up IbanezJem it may never happen, what's your poison then?
Highlights of that post will be discussed later by Lord 73, Mr. Sven Tinwoodsman, Sir Charles treeduck, Mrs. Hamish Lorraine, Mrs. Betty Citizen, whose name sounds remarkably like Citizen :o  and Christine Boslo.
It's spelt Christine Boslo but it's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove
I wish to plead incompetence.  :gumby:
Mind you he's as good as gold in the morning, I've got to hand it to him, but come lunchtime it's a bottle of vin ordinaire - six glasses and he's ready to agitate.
Ah! I've found another bottle! You can have some now if you want to.

#9253 blackhawkrush

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Posted Yesterday, 09:40 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 04 April 2020 - 06:55 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 04 April 2020 - 03:25 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 04 April 2020 - 02:30 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 03 April 2020 - 11:11 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 April 2020 - 08:31 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 03 April 2020 - 08:01 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 April 2020 - 03:45 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 03 April 2020 - 03:03 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 April 2020 - 01:59 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 03 April 2020 - 11:23 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 April 2020 - 10:54 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 03 April 2020 - 06:17 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 April 2020 - 07:14 PM, said:

You stupid, interfering little rat. :rage: And damn your lemon curd tartlet.
Now you may think that this is very harsh behaviour but let me tell you that our TRF management consultants actually queried the necessity for us to employ Citizen at all.
"I think he's got beautiful legs." - 73  :coy:
Six vast and trunkless legs of stone, Stand in the desert, And on the pedestal these words appear, My name is Ozymandias-Citizen, King of Ants.
This man...the so-called King of Canada. Which number did he give you this time, Ozymandias-Citizen the 23rd?  :eyeroll:
Episode Two of 'The Death of Ozymandias-Citizen, King of Canada', can be heard on Radio Four almost immediately.
There's this house, there's this house, and er, it's in the morning, it's in the morning...no, it's in the evening, it's in the evening and er, there's a garden and er, this bloke Citizen comes in... :16ton:
Ello blackhawkrush, haven't seen you for a bit, haven't seen you for a bit either, Beryl. Two pints of wallop please, love. Still driving the Jensen then? Cheer up IbanezJem it may never happen, what's your poison then?
Highlights of that post will be discussed later by Lord 73, Mr. Sven Tinwoodsman, Sir Charles treeduck, Mrs. Hamish Lorraine, Mrs. Betty Citizen, whose name sounds remarkably like Citizen :o  and Christine Boslo.
It's spelt Christine Boslo but it's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove
I wish to plead incompetence.  :gumby:
Mind you he's as good as gold in the morning, I've got to hand it to him, but come lunchtime it's a bottle of vin ordinaire - six glasses and he's ready to agitate.
Ah! I've found another bottle! You can have some now if you want to.
I'm not interested in any of that. I just want to know what it would cost me to have a fully comprehensive insurance on a 1970 Aston Martin. Can you please quote me your price?  :popcorn:

#9254 IbanezJem

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Posted Today, 06:50 AM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 04 April 2020 - 09:40 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 04 April 2020 - 06:55 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 04 April 2020 - 03:25 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 04 April 2020 - 02:30 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 03 April 2020 - 11:11 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 April 2020 - 08:31 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 03 April 2020 - 08:01 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 April 2020 - 03:45 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 03 April 2020 - 03:03 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 April 2020 - 01:59 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 03 April 2020 - 11:23 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 April 2020 - 10:54 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 03 April 2020 - 06:17 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 April 2020 - 07:14 PM, said:

You stupid, interfering little rat. :rage: And damn your lemon curd tartlet.
Now you may think that this is very harsh behaviour but let me tell you that our TRF management consultants actually queried the necessity for us to employ Citizen at all.
"I think he's got beautiful legs." - 73  :coy:
Six vast and trunkless legs of stone, Stand in the desert, And on the pedestal these words appear, My name is Ozymandias-Citizen, King of Ants.
This man...the so-called King of Canada. Which number did he give you this time, Ozymandias-Citizen the 23rd?  :eyeroll:
Episode Two of 'The Death of Ozymandias-Citizen, King of Canada', can be heard on Radio Four almost immediately.
There's this house, there's this house, and er, it's in the morning, it's in the morning...no, it's in the evening, it's in the evening and er, there's a garden and er, this bloke Citizen comes in... :16ton:
Ello blackhawkrush, haven't seen you for a bit, haven't seen you for a bit either, Beryl. Two pints of wallop please, love. Still driving the Jensen then? Cheer up IbanezJem it may never happen, what's your poison then?
Highlights of that post will be discussed later by Lord 73, Mr. Sven Tinwoodsman, Sir Charles treeduck, Mrs. Hamish Lorraine, Mrs. Betty Citizen, whose name sounds remarkably like Citizen :o  and Christine Boslo.
It's spelt Christine Boslo but it's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove
I wish to plead incompetence.  :gumby:
Mind you he's as good as gold in the morning, I've got to hand it to him, but come lunchtime it's a bottle of vin ordinaire - six glasses and he's ready to agitate.
Ah! I've found another bottle! You can have some now if you want to.
I'm not interested in any of that. I just want to know what it would cost me to have a fully comprehensive insurance on a 1970 Aston Martin. Can you please quote me your price?  :popcorn:
There just aren't enough accidents. It's unethical and time-consuming to go out and "cause" them, so we're having to rely on whatever comes to hand.

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Posted Today, 12:20 PM

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You stupid, interfering little rat. :rage: And damn your lemon curd tartlet.
Now you may think that this is very harsh behaviour but let me tell you that our TRF management consultants actually queried the necessity for us to employ Citizen at all.
"I think he's got beautiful legs." - 73  :coy:
Six vast and trunkless legs of stone, Stand in the desert, And on the pedestal these words appear, My name is Ozymandias-Citizen, King of Ants.
This man...the so-called King of Canada. Which number did he give you this time, Ozymandias-Citizen the 23rd?  :eyeroll:
Episode Two of 'The Death of Ozymandias-Citizen, King of Canada', can be heard on Radio Four almost immediately.
There's this house, there's this house, and er, it's in the morning, it's in the morning...no, it's in the evening, it's in the evening and er, there's a garden and er, this bloke Citizen comes in... :16ton:
Ello blackhawkrush, haven't seen you for a bit, haven't seen you for a bit either, Beryl. Two pints of wallop please, love. Still driving the Jensen then? Cheer up IbanezJem it may never happen, what's your poison then?
Highlights of that post will be discussed later by Lord 73, Mr. Sven Tinwoodsman, Sir Charles treeduck, Mrs. Hamish Lorraine, Mrs. Betty Citizen, whose name sounds remarkably like Citizen :o  and Christine Boslo.
It's spelt Christine Boslo but it's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove
I wish to plead incompetence.  :gumby:
Mind you he's as good as gold in the morning, I've got to hand it to him, but come lunchtime it's a bottle of vin ordinaire - six glasses and he's ready to agitate.
Ah! I've found another bottle! You can have some now if you want to.
I'm not interested in any of that. I just want to know what it would cost me to have a fully comprehensive insurance on a 1970 Aston Martin. Can you please quote me your price?  :popcorn:
There just aren't enough accidents. It's unethical and time-consuming to go out and "cause" them, so we're having to rely on whatever comes to hand.
There seems to have been an accident. Well, several accidents actually.

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View PostIbanezJem, on 03 April 2020 - 11:23 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 April 2020 - 10:54 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 03 April 2020 - 06:17 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 April 2020 - 07:14 PM, said:

You stupid, interfering little rat. :rage: And damn your lemon curd tartlet.
Now you may think that this is very harsh behaviour but let me tell you that our TRF management consultants actually queried the necessity for us to employ Citizen at all.
"I think he's got beautiful legs." - 73  :coy:
Six vast and trunkless legs of stone, Stand in the desert, And on the pedestal these words appear, My name is Ozymandias-Citizen, King of Ants.
This man...the so-called King of Canada. Which number did he give you this time, Ozymandias-Citizen the 23rd?  :eyeroll:
Episode Two of 'The Death of Ozymandias-Citizen, King of Canada', can be heard on Radio Four almost immediately.
There's this house, there's this house, and er, it's in the morning, it's in the morning...no, it's in the evening, it's in the evening and er, there's a garden and er, this bloke Citizen comes in... :16ton:
Ello blackhawkrush, haven't seen you for a bit, haven't seen you for a bit either, Beryl. Two pints of wallop please, love. Still driving the Jensen then? Cheer up IbanezJem it may never happen, what's your poison then?
Highlights of that post will be discussed later by Lord 73, Mr. Sven Tinwoodsman, Sir Charles treeduck, Mrs. Hamish Lorraine, Mrs. Betty Citizen, whose name sounds remarkably like Citizen :o  and Christine Boslo.
It's spelt Christine Boslo but it's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove
I wish to plead incompetence.  :gumby:
Mind you he's as good as gold in the morning, I've got to hand it to him, but come lunchtime it's a bottle of vin ordinaire - six glasses and he's ready to agitate.
Ah! I've found another bottle! You can have some now if you want to.
I'm not interested in any of that. I just want to know what it would cost me to have a fully comprehensive insurance on a 1970 Aston Martin. Can you please quote me your price?  :popcorn:
There just aren't enough accidents. It's unethical and time-consuming to go out and "cause" them, so we're having to rely on whatever comes to hand.
There seems to have been an accident. Well, several accidents actually.
Well you see, I like them. They fill out the canvas. I mean, I suppose we could lose three or four of them. You know, make one or two of them into...





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