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#9221 IbanezJem

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Posted 30 March 2020 - 02:20 PM

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That was a Party Political Broadcast on behalf of the Liberal and Unionist Party. :ph34r:
Liberal rubbish! blackhawkrush! Whaddaya want with yer jugged fish?
Well, our TRF chefs have been experimenting for many years to find a sauce most likely to tempt the crocodile. In the past, we've concentrated on a fish based sauce, but this year, we are reverting to a simple bernaise.
Yours etc. Captain B.J. Ibanezjem in a white wine sauce with shallots, mushrooms and garlic. :drool:
As an admiral who came up through the ranks more times than you've had hot dinners, I wish to join my husband Admiral O.W.A Citizen in condemning this shoddy misrepresentation of TRF.
Mr. Smarmy so-called IbanezJem can call himself pragmatic until he's blue in the breasts. ;)
I can see some blue, some purple and some little black oval shapes...
I think I'd better have a second opinion on this. I want you to see Citizen, colleague of mine, a specialist in these sort of things, who has a thread very much like this one as a matter of fact. ;)
Yes, there's a lot of it about. Probably a virus. Uh, keep warm, plenty of rest, and if you're playing football or anything, try and favour the other leg.
:tsk: No, Citizen doctor, me doctor, you Mr. Bertenshaw aka IbanezJem.
Mind if we call you 'Bruce' to keep it clear?
Because it does worry some people - I don't know why - but they are a little sensitive so I take the precaution of asking on these occasions.
Well, you could say "Dennis blackhawkrush."  :hi:
And on my left in the red comer - author of the books 'The Problems of Kierkegaard' and 'Hello Sailor' and visiting Professor of Modern Theological Philosophy at the University ot' East Anglia - from British Columbia - Citizen of the World!
He is not in fact the Bishop of East Anglia, but a man wanted by the police. I am the Bishop of East Anglia and anyone who doesn't believe me can look me up in the book. Now then, the first prize is this beautiful silver cup, which has been won by me.
The vote was unanimous, with one abstention. :atickhum:
Well I didn't vote for you.
Blackhawkrush Phillips-Bong. You polled no votes at all. Not a sausage. Bugger all. Are you at all disappointed with this performance?
  :wtf: I hit the ball first time, and there it was in the back of the net.
I think you'd better be selected to play for the boys' team in the rugby match against the masters this afternoon
Spoken like a gentleman, sir. Now, are you going to give me a fish license?

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Posted 30 March 2020 - 03:53 PM

Listen buster, In Reykyavik it is dark for eight months of the year, and it's cold enough to freeze your wrists off and there's only golly fish to eat.  :boohoo:

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Posted 31 March 2020 - 11:33 AM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 30 March 2020 - 03:53 PM, said:

Listen buster, In Reykyavik it is dark for eight months of the year, and it's cold enough to freeze your wrists off and there's only golly fish to eat.  :boohoo:
No, no, I'm sorry I, I can't accept that, it's gone too far, I'm very sorry but we'll have to terminate the agreement. You're just trying to cash in on the TRF's exciting Icelandic saga.

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Posted 31 March 2020 - 11:59 AM

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View Postblackhawkrush, on 30 March 2020 - 03:53 PM, said:

Listen buster, In Reykyavik it is dark for eight months of the year, and it's cold enough to freeze your wrists off and there's only golly fish to eat.  :boohoo:
No, no, I'm sorry I, I can't accept that, it's gone too far, I'm very sorry but we'll have to terminate the agreement. You're just trying to cash in on the TRF's exciting Icelandic saga.
I mean, Alfred 73, who's supposed to be so bloody wonderful, padded that out to one and a half hours...lost all the tension...just because he had bloody Babycat he made 3 million more than I did. :moon:

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Posted 31 March 2020 - 01:01 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 31 March 2020 - 11:59 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 31 March 2020 - 11:33 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 30 March 2020 - 03:53 PM, said:

Listen buster, In Reykyavik it is dark for eight months of the year, and it's cold enough to freeze your wrists off and there's only golly fish to eat.  :boohoo:
No, no, I'm sorry I, I can't accept that, it's gone too far, I'm very sorry but we'll have to terminate the agreement. You're just trying to cash in on the TRF's exciting Icelandic saga.
I mean, Alfred 73, who's supposed to be so bloody wonderful, padded that out to one and a half hours...lost all the tension...just because he had bloody Babycat he made 3 million more than I did. :moon:
Imagine not that these threads contain the Mighty Owl of Thebes. For, gentles all, Babycat`s beauty sits most closely to them it can construe.

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Posted 31 March 2020 - 02:46 PM

View PostIbanezJem, on 31 March 2020 - 01:01 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 31 March 2020 - 11:59 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 31 March 2020 - 11:33 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 30 March 2020 - 03:53 PM, said:

Listen buster, In Reykyavik it is dark for eight months of the year, and it's cold enough to freeze your wrists off and there's only golly fish to eat.  :boohoo:
No, no, I'm sorry I, I can't accept that, it's gone too far, I'm very sorry but we'll have to terminate the agreement. You're just trying to cash in on the TRF's exciting Icelandic saga.
I mean, Alfred 73, who's supposed to be so bloody wonderful, padded that out to one and a half hours...lost all the tension...just because he had bloody Babycat he made 3 million more than I did. :moon:
Imagine not that these threads contain the Mighty Owl of Thebes. For, gentles all, Babycat`s beauty sits most closely to them it can construe.
Brian Ibanezjem and Brianette Babycat there in an improvised scene from Jean Kenneth Citizen's new thread 'Le Fromage Grand.'  :drool:

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Posted 31 March 2020 - 09:25 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 31 March 2020 - 02:46 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 31 March 2020 - 01:01 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 31 March 2020 - 11:59 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 31 March 2020 - 11:33 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 30 March 2020 - 03:53 PM, said:

Listen buster, In Reykyavik it is dark for eight months of the year, and it's cold enough to freeze your wrists off and there's only golly fish to eat.  :boohoo:
No, no, I'm sorry I, I can't accept that, it's gone too far, I'm very sorry but we'll have to terminate the agreement. You're just trying to cash in on the TRF's exciting Icelandic saga.
I mean, Alfred 73, who's supposed to be so bloody wonderful, padded that out to one and a half hours...lost all the tension...just because he had bloody Babycat he made 3 million more than I did. :moon:
Imagine not that these threads contain the Mighty Owl of Thebes. For, gentles all, Babycat`s beauty sits most closely to them it can construe.
Brian Ibanezjem and Brianette Babycat there in an improvised scene from Jean Kenneth Citizen's new thread 'Le Fromage Grand.'  :drool:
one of the first of the Cheese threads to be later followed by 'New World Cheese', 'Ilchester 73', and 'The Sense O'Clock Cheese'

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Posted 01 April 2020 - 12:14 AM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 31 March 2020 - 09:25 PM, said:

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View PostIbanezJem, on 31 March 2020 - 01:01 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 31 March 2020 - 11:59 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 31 March 2020 - 11:33 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 30 March 2020 - 03:53 PM, said:

Listen buster, In Reykyavik it is dark for eight months of the year, and it's cold enough to freeze your wrists off and there's only golly fish to eat.  :boohoo:
No, no, I'm sorry I, I can't accept that, it's gone too far, I'm very sorry but we'll have to terminate the agreement. You're just trying to cash in on the TRF's exciting Icelandic saga.
I mean, Alfred 73, who's supposed to be so bloody wonderful, padded that out to one and a half hours...lost all the tension...just because he had bloody Babycat he made 3 million more than I did. :moon:
Imagine not that these threads contain the Mighty Owl of Thebes. For, gentles all, Babycat`s beauty sits most closely to them it can construe.
Brian Ibanezjem and Brianette Babycat there in an improvised scene from Jean Kenneth Citizen's new thread 'Le Fromage Grand.'  :drool:
one of the first of the Cheese threads to be later followed by 'New World Cheese', 'Ilchester 73', and 'The Sense O'Clock Cheese'
Really? And what happened to your  'Treeduck Corned Beef Rolls Thread?'  :huh:

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Posted 01 April 2020 - 01:22 PM

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View Postblackhawkrush, on 31 March 2020 - 11:59 AM, said:

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View Postblackhawkrush, on 30 March 2020 - 03:53 PM, said:

Listen buster, In Reykyavik it is dark for eight months of the year, and it's cold enough to freeze your wrists off and there's only golly fish to eat.  :boohoo:
No, no, I'm sorry I, I can't accept that, it's gone too far, I'm very sorry but we'll have to terminate the agreement. You're just trying to cash in on the TRF's exciting Icelandic saga.
I mean, Alfred 73, who's supposed to be so bloody wonderful, padded that out to one and a half hours...lost all the tension...just because he had bloody Babycat he made 3 million more than I did. :moon:
Imagine not that these threads contain the Mighty Owl of Thebes. For, gentles all, Babycat`s beauty sits most closely to them it can construe.
Brian Ibanezjem and Brianette Babycat there in an improvised scene from Jean Kenneth Citizen's new thread 'Le Fromage Grand.'  :drool:
one of the first of the Cheese threads to be later followed by 'New World Cheese', 'Ilchester 73', and 'The Sense O'Clock Cheese'
Really? And what happened to your  'Treeduck Corned Beef Rolls Thread?'  :huh:
Shame indeed, but we must not allow ourselves to become too despondent. For, we must never forget that if there was not one thread about TRF members and food our forum would be nothing more than a meaningless body of men that had gathered together for no good purpose.

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Posted 01 April 2020 - 05:12 PM

View PostIbanezJem, on 01 April 2020 - 01:22 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 01 April 2020 - 12:14 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 31 March 2020 - 09:25 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 31 March 2020 - 02:46 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 31 March 2020 - 01:01 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 31 March 2020 - 11:59 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 31 March 2020 - 11:33 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 30 March 2020 - 03:53 PM, said:

Listen buster, In Reykyavik it is dark for eight months of the year, and it's cold enough to freeze your wrists off and there's only golly fish to eat.  :boohoo:
No, no, I'm sorry I, I can't accept that, it's gone too far, I'm very sorry but we'll have to terminate the agreement. You're just trying to cash in on the TRF's exciting Icelandic saga.
I mean, Alfred 73, who's supposed to be so bloody wonderful, padded that out to one and a half hours...lost all the tension...just because he had bloody Babycat he made 3 million more than I did. :moon:
Imagine not that these threads contain the Mighty Owl of Thebes. For, gentles all, Babycat`s beauty sits most closely to them it can construe.
Brian Ibanezjem and Brianette Babycat there in an improvised scene from Jean Kenneth Citizen's new thread 'Le Fromage Grand.'  :drool:
one of the first of the Cheese threads to be later followed by 'New World Cheese', 'Ilchester 73', and 'The Sense O'Clock Cheese'
Really? And what happened to your  'Treeduck Corned Beef Rolls Thread?'  :huh:
Shame indeed, but we must not allow ourselves to become too despondent. For, we must never forget that if there was not one thread about TRF members and food our forum would be nothing more than a meaningless body of men that had gathered together for no good purpose.
Gentlemen, I think we better start the TRF faculty meeting. Before we start, though, I'd like to ask padre JARG for a prayer. :fury:

Edited by blackhawkrush, 01 April 2020 - 05:13 PM.


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Posted 02 April 2020 - 07:33 AM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 01 April 2020 - 05:12 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 01 April 2020 - 01:22 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 01 April 2020 - 12:14 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 31 March 2020 - 09:25 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 31 March 2020 - 02:46 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 31 March 2020 - 01:01 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 31 March 2020 - 11:59 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 31 March 2020 - 11:33 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 30 March 2020 - 03:53 PM, said:

Listen buster, In Reykyavik it is dark for eight months of the year, and it's cold enough to freeze your wrists off and there's only golly fish to eat.  :boohoo:
No, no, I'm sorry I, I can't accept that, it's gone too far, I'm very sorry but we'll have to terminate the agreement. You're just trying to cash in on the TRF's exciting Icelandic saga.
I mean, Alfred 73, who's supposed to be so bloody wonderful, padded that out to one and a half hours...lost all the tension...just because he had bloody Babycat he made 3 million more than I did. :moon:
Imagine not that these threads contain the Mighty Owl of Thebes. For, gentles all, Babycat`s beauty sits most closely to them it can construe.
Brian Ibanezjem and Brianette Babycat there in an improvised scene from Jean Kenneth Citizen's new thread 'Le Fromage Grand.'  :drool:
one of the first of the Cheese threads to be later followed by 'New World Cheese', 'Ilchester 73', and 'The Sense O'Clock Cheese'
Really? And what happened to your  'Treeduck Corned Beef Rolls Thread?'  :huh:
Shame indeed, but we must not allow ourselves to become too despondent. For, we must never forget that if there was not one thread about TRF members and food our forum would be nothing more than a meaningless body of men that had gathered together for no good purpose.
Gentlemen, I think we better start the TRF faculty meeting. Before we start, though, I'd like to ask padre JARG for a prayer. :fury:
Speaking as a Cardinal of the Roman Catholic Church, as First Minister of Louis XIII, and as one of the architects of the modern world already - blackhawkrush, would you say that 73 was a man of good character?

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Posted 02 April 2020 - 09:57 AM

View PostIbanezJem, on 02 April 2020 - 07:33 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 01 April 2020 - 05:12 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 01 April 2020 - 01:22 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 01 April 2020 - 12:14 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 31 March 2020 - 09:25 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 31 March 2020 - 02:46 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 31 March 2020 - 01:01 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 31 March 2020 - 11:59 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 31 March 2020 - 11:33 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 30 March 2020 - 03:53 PM, said:

Listen buster, In Reykyavik it is dark for eight months of the year, and it's cold enough to freeze your wrists off and there's only golly fish to eat.  :boohoo:
No, no, I'm sorry I, I can't accept that, it's gone too far, I'm very sorry but we'll have to terminate the agreement. You're just trying to cash in on the TRF's exciting Icelandic saga.
I mean, Alfred 73, who's supposed to be so bloody wonderful, padded that out to one and a half hours...lost all the tension...just because he had bloody Babycat he made 3 million more than I did. :moon:
Imagine not that these threads contain the Mighty Owl of Thebes. For, gentles all, Babycat`s beauty sits most closely to them it can construe.
Brian Ibanezjem and Brianette Babycat there in an improvised scene from Jean Kenneth Citizen's new thread 'Le Fromage Grand.'  :drool:
one of the first of the Cheese threads to be later followed by 'New World Cheese', 'Ilchester 73', and 'The Sense O'Clock Cheese'
Really? And what happened to your  'Treeduck Corned Beef Rolls Thread?'  :huh:
Shame indeed, but we must not allow ourselves to become too despondent. For, we must never forget that if there was not one thread about TRF members and food our forum would be nothing more than a meaningless body of men that had gathered together for no good purpose.
Gentlemen, I think we better start the TRF faculty meeting. Before we start, though, I'd like to ask padre JARG for a prayer. :fury:
Speaking as a Cardinal of the Roman Catholic Church, as First Minister of Louis XIII, and as one of the architects of the modern world already - blackhawkrush, would you say that 73 was a man of good character?
Yes, he's such a clever little boy. :joker:  Look at him laughing. He's a chirpy little fellow.

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Posted 02 April 2020 - 12:40 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 April 2020 - 09:57 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 02 April 2020 - 07:33 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 01 April 2020 - 05:12 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 01 April 2020 - 01:22 PM, said:

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View PostCitizen of the World, on 31 March 2020 - 09:25 PM, said:

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View PostIbanezJem, on 31 March 2020 - 01:01 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 31 March 2020 - 11:59 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 31 March 2020 - 11:33 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 30 March 2020 - 03:53 PM, said:

Listen buster, In Reykyavik it is dark for eight months of the year, and it's cold enough to freeze your wrists off and there's only golly fish to eat.  :boohoo:
No, no, I'm sorry I, I can't accept that, it's gone too far, I'm very sorry but we'll have to terminate the agreement. You're just trying to cash in on the TRF's exciting Icelandic saga.
I mean, Alfred 73, who's supposed to be so bloody wonderful, padded that out to one and a half hours...lost all the tension...just because he had bloody Babycat he made 3 million more than I did. :moon:
Imagine not that these threads contain the Mighty Owl of Thebes. For, gentles all, Babycat`s beauty sits most closely to them it can construe.
Brian Ibanezjem and Brianette Babycat there in an improvised scene from Jean Kenneth Citizen's new thread 'Le Fromage Grand.'  :drool:
one of the first of the Cheese threads to be later followed by 'New World Cheese', 'Ilchester 73', and 'The Sense O'Clock Cheese'
Really? And what happened to your  'Treeduck Corned Beef Rolls Thread?'  :huh:
Shame indeed, but we must not allow ourselves to become too despondent. For, we must never forget that if there was not one thread about TRF members and food our forum would be nothing more than a meaningless body of men that had gathered together for no good purpose.
Gentlemen, I think we better start the TRF faculty meeting. Before we start, though, I'd like to ask padre JARG for a prayer. :fury:
Speaking as a Cardinal of the Roman Catholic Church, as First Minister of Louis XIII, and as one of the architects of the modern world already - blackhawkrush, would you say that 73 was a man of good character?
Yes, he's such a clever little boy. :joker:  Look at him laughing. He's a chirpy little fellow.
I think he wants to know which way up you want to be crucified.

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Posted 02 April 2020 - 01:53 PM

View PostIbanezJem, on 02 April 2020 - 12:40 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 April 2020 - 09:57 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 02 April 2020 - 07:33 AM, said:

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View PostIbanezJem, on 01 April 2020 - 01:22 PM, said:

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View PostCitizen of the World, on 31 March 2020 - 09:25 PM, said:

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View Postblackhawkrush, on 31 March 2020 - 11:59 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 31 March 2020 - 11:33 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 30 March 2020 - 03:53 PM, said:

Listen buster, In Reykyavik it is dark for eight months of the year, and it's cold enough to freeze your wrists off and there's only golly fish to eat.  :boohoo:
No, no, I'm sorry I, I can't accept that, it's gone too far, I'm very sorry but we'll have to terminate the agreement. You're just trying to cash in on the TRF's exciting Icelandic saga.
I mean, Alfred 73, who's supposed to be so bloody wonderful, padded that out to one and a half hours...lost all the tension...just because he had bloody Babycat he made 3 million more than I did. :moon:
Imagine not that these threads contain the Mighty Owl of Thebes. For, gentles all, Babycat`s beauty sits most closely to them it can construe.
Brian Ibanezjem and Brianette Babycat there in an improvised scene from Jean Kenneth Citizen's new thread 'Le Fromage Grand.'  :drool:
one of the first of the Cheese threads to be later followed by 'New World Cheese', 'Ilchester 73', and 'The Sense O'Clock Cheese'
Really? And what happened to your  'Treeduck Corned Beef Rolls Thread?'  :huh:
Shame indeed, but we must not allow ourselves to become too despondent. For, we must never forget that if there was not one thread about TRF members and food our forum would be nothing more than a meaningless body of men that had gathered together for no good purpose.
Gentlemen, I think we better start the TRF faculty meeting. Before we start, though, I'd like to ask padre JARG for a prayer. :fury:
Speaking as a Cardinal of the Roman Catholic Church, as First Minister of Louis XIII, and as one of the architects of the modern world already - blackhawkrush, would you say that 73 was a man of good character?
Yes, he's such a clever little boy. :joker:  Look at him laughing. He's a chirpy little fellow.
I think he wants to know which way up you want to be crucified.
If they can't see this thread, they can't get you.  :cool:

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Posted 02 April 2020 - 02:16 PM

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Listen buster, In Reykyavik it is dark for eight months of the year, and it's cold enough to freeze your wrists off and there's only golly fish to eat.  :boohoo:
No, no, I'm sorry I, I can't accept that, it's gone too far, I'm very sorry but we'll have to terminate the agreement. You're just trying to cash in on the TRF's exciting Icelandic saga.
I mean, Alfred 73, who's supposed to be so bloody wonderful, padded that out to one and a half hours...lost all the tension...just because he had bloody Babycat he made 3 million more than I did. :moon:
Imagine not that these threads contain the Mighty Owl of Thebes. For, gentles all, Babycat`s beauty sits most closely to them it can construe.
Brian Ibanezjem and Brianette Babycat there in an improvised scene from Jean Kenneth Citizen's new thread 'Le Fromage Grand.'  :drool:
one of the first of the Cheese threads to be later followed by 'New World Cheese', 'Ilchester 73', and 'The Sense O'Clock Cheese'
Really? And what happened to your  'Treeduck Corned Beef Rolls Thread?'  :huh:
Shame indeed, but we must not allow ourselves to become too despondent. For, we must never forget that if there was not one thread about TRF members and food our forum would be nothing more than a meaningless body of men that had gathered together for no good purpose.
Gentlemen, I think we better start the TRF faculty meeting. Before we start, though, I'd like to ask padre JARG for a prayer. :fury:
Speaking as a Cardinal of the Roman Catholic Church, as First Minister of Louis XIII, and as one of the architects of the modern world already - blackhawkrush, would you say that 73 was a man of good character?
Yes, he's such a clever little boy. :joker:  Look at him laughing. He's a chirpy little fellow.
I think he wants to know which way up you want to be crucified.
If they can't see this thread, they can't get you.  :cool:
Oh no, I really want something that will make people be attracted to me like a magnet.

#9236 blackhawkrush

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Posted 02 April 2020 - 03:15 PM

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View Postblackhawkrush, on 30 March 2020 - 03:53 PM, said:

Listen buster, In Reykyavik it is dark for eight months of the year, and it's cold enough to freeze your wrists off and there's only golly fish to eat.  :boohoo:
No, no, I'm sorry I, I can't accept that, it's gone too far, I'm very sorry but we'll have to terminate the agreement. You're just trying to cash in on the TRF's exciting Icelandic saga.
I mean, Alfred 73, who's supposed to be so bloody wonderful, padded that out to one and a half hours...lost all the tension...just because he had bloody Babycat he made 3 million more than I did. :moon:
Imagine not that these threads contain the Mighty Owl of Thebes. For, gentles all, Babycat`s beauty sits most closely to them it can construe.
Brian Ibanezjem and Brianette Babycat there in an improvised scene from Jean Kenneth Citizen's new thread 'Le Fromage Grand.'  :drool:
one of the first of the Cheese threads to be later followed by 'New World Cheese', 'Ilchester 73', and 'The Sense O'Clock Cheese'
Really? And what happened to your  'Treeduck Corned Beef Rolls Thread?'  :huh:
Shame indeed, but we must not allow ourselves to become too despondent. For, we must never forget that if there was not one thread about TRF members and food our forum would be nothing more than a meaningless body of men that had gathered together for no good purpose.
Gentlemen, I think we better start the TRF faculty meeting. Before we start, though, I'd like to ask padre JARG for a prayer. :fury:
Speaking as a Cardinal of the Roman Catholic Church, as First Minister of Louis XIII, and as one of the architects of the modern world already - blackhawkrush, would you say that 73 was a man of good character?
Yes, he's such a clever little boy. :joker:  Look at him laughing. He's a chirpy little fellow.
I think he wants to know which way up you want to be crucified.
If they can't see this thread, they can't get you.  :cool:
Oh no, I really want something that will make people be attracted to me like a magnet.
How about something a little more musky? This one's called Mimmo.  :macallan:

#9237 IbanezJem

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Posted 02 April 2020 - 03:57 PM

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View Postblackhawkrush, on 30 March 2020 - 03:53 PM, said:

Listen buster, In Reykyavik it is dark for eight months of the year, and it's cold enough to freeze your wrists off and there's only golly fish to eat.  :boohoo:
No, no, I'm sorry I, I can't accept that, it's gone too far, I'm very sorry but we'll have to terminate the agreement. You're just trying to cash in on the TRF's exciting Icelandic saga.
I mean, Alfred 73, who's supposed to be so bloody wonderful, padded that out to one and a half hours...lost all the tension...just because he had bloody Babycat he made 3 million more than I did. :moon:
Imagine not that these threads contain the Mighty Owl of Thebes. For, gentles all, Babycat`s beauty sits most closely to them it can construe.
Brian Ibanezjem and Brianette Babycat there in an improvised scene from Jean Kenneth Citizen's new thread 'Le Fromage Grand.'  :drool:
one of the first of the Cheese threads to be later followed by 'New World Cheese', 'Ilchester 73', and 'The Sense O'Clock Cheese'
Really? And what happened to your  'Treeduck Corned Beef Rolls Thread?'  :huh:
Shame indeed, but we must not allow ourselves to become too despondent. For, we must never forget that if there was not one thread about TRF members and food our forum would be nothing more than a meaningless body of men that had gathered together for no good purpose.
Gentlemen, I think we better start the TRF faculty meeting. Before we start, though, I'd like to ask padre JARG for a prayer. :fury:
Speaking as a Cardinal of the Roman Catholic Church, as First Minister of Louis XIII, and as one of the architects of the modern world already - blackhawkrush, would you say that 73 was a man of good character?
Yes, he's such a clever little boy. :joker:  Look at him laughing. He's a chirpy little fellow.
I think he wants to know which way up you want to be crucified.
If they can't see this thread, they can't get you.  :cool:
Oh no, I really want something that will make people be attracted to me like a magnet.
How about something a little more musky? This one's called Mimmo.  :macallan:
Thank you. And how much does that work out to per pound, my good fellow?

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Posted 02 April 2020 - 04:06 PM

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View Postblackhawkrush, on 31 March 2020 - 11:59 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 31 March 2020 - 11:33 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 30 March 2020 - 03:53 PM, said:

Listen buster, In Reykyavik it is dark for eight months of the year, and it's cold enough to freeze your wrists off and there's only golly fish to eat.  :boohoo:
No, no, I'm sorry I, I can't accept that, it's gone too far, I'm very sorry but we'll have to terminate the agreement. You're just trying to cash in on the TRF's exciting Icelandic saga.
I mean, Alfred 73, who's supposed to be so bloody wonderful, padded that out to one and a half hours...lost all the tension...just because he had bloody Babycat he made 3 million more than I did. :moon:
Imagine not that these threads contain the Mighty Owl of Thebes. For, gentles all, Babycat`s beauty sits most closely to them it can construe.
Brian Ibanezjem and Brianette Babycat there in an improvised scene from Jean Kenneth Citizen's new thread 'Le Fromage Grand.'  :drool:
one of the first of the Cheese threads to be later followed by 'New World Cheese', 'Ilchester 73', and 'The Sense O'Clock Cheese'
Really? And what happened to your  'Treeduck Corned Beef Rolls Thread?'  :huh:
Shame indeed, but we must not allow ourselves to become too despondent. For, we must never forget that if there was not one thread about TRF members and food our forum would be nothing more than a meaningless body of men that had gathered together for no good purpose.
Gentlemen, I think we better start the TRF faculty meeting. Before we start, though, I'd like to ask padre JARG for a prayer. :fury:
Speaking as a Cardinal of the Roman Catholic Church, as First Minister of Louis XIII, and as one of the architects of the modern world already - blackhawkrush, would you say that 73 was a man of good character?
Yes, he's such a clever little boy. :joker:  Look at him laughing. He's a chirpy little fellow.
I think he wants to know which way up you want to be crucified.
If they can't see this thread, they can't get you.  :cool:
Oh no, I really want something that will make people be attracted to me like a magnet.
How about something a little more musky? This one's called Mimmo.  :macallan:
Thank you. And how much does that work out to per pound, my good fellow?
Here, an ordinary cup of drinking chocolate :coffee: costs four million pounds.

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Posted 02 April 2020 - 06:38 PM

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View Postblackhawkrush, on 30 March 2020 - 03:53 PM, said:

Listen buster, In Reykyavik it is dark for eight months of the year, and it's cold enough to freeze your wrists off and there's only golly fish to eat.  :boohoo:
No, no, I'm sorry I, I can't accept that, it's gone too far, I'm very sorry but we'll have to terminate the agreement. You're just trying to cash in on the TRF's exciting Icelandic saga.
I mean, Alfred 73, who's supposed to be so bloody wonderful, padded that out to one and a half hours...lost all the tension...just because he had bloody Babycat he made 3 million more than I did. :moon:
Imagine not that these threads contain the Mighty Owl of Thebes. For, gentles all, Babycat`s beauty sits most closely to them it can construe.
Brian Ibanezjem and Brianette Babycat there in an improvised scene from Jean Kenneth Citizen's new thread 'Le Fromage Grand.'  :drool:
one of the first of the Cheese threads to be later followed by 'New World Cheese', 'Ilchester 73', and 'The Sense O'Clock Cheese'
Really? And what happened to your  'Treeduck Corned Beef Rolls Thread?'  :huh:
Shame indeed, but we must not allow ourselves to become too despondent. For, we must never forget that if there was not one thread about TRF members and food our forum would be nothing more than a meaningless body of men that had gathered together for no good purpose.
Gentlemen, I think we better start the TRF faculty meeting. Before we start, though, I'd like to ask padre JARG for a prayer. :fury:
Speaking as a Cardinal of the Roman Catholic Church, as First Minister of Louis XIII, and as one of the architects of the modern world already - blackhawkrush, would you say that 73 was a man of good character?
Yes, he's such a clever little boy. :joker:  Look at him laughing. He's a chirpy little fellow.
I think he wants to know which way up you want to be crucified.
If they can't see this thread, they can't get you.  :cool:
Oh no, I really want something that will make people be attracted to me like a magnet.
How about something a little more musky? This one's called Mimmo.  :macallan:
Thank you. And how much does that work out to per pound, my good fellow?
Here, an ordinary cup of drinking chocolate :coffee: costs four million pounds.
Sorry, I asked for tea.

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Posted 02 April 2020 - 07:14 PM

You stupid, interfering little rat. :rage: And damn your lemon curd tartlet.

Edited by blackhawkrush, 02 April 2020 - 07:22 PM.






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