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#9181 Citizen of the World

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Posted 23 March 2020 - 04:18 PM

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He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of Aaaaauuuuggggggh.
Better. Better. But 'waaaaaghh'! 'Waaaagh'! Hold your hands here ...

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Posted 24 March 2020 - 12:05 AM

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View PostIbanezJem, on 23 March 2020 - 01:57 PM, said:

He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of Aaaaauuuuggggggh.
Better. Better. But 'waaaaaghh'! 'Waaaagh'! Hold your hands here ...
Mr. Ali (Citizen) Bayan, stark raving mad.  :smash:

#9183 Citizen of the World

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Posted 24 March 2020 - 01:49 PM

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View PostCitizen of the World, on 23 March 2020 - 04:18 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 23 March 2020 - 01:57 PM, said:

He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of Aaaaauuuuggggggh.
Better. Better. But 'waaaaaghh'! 'Waaaagh'! Hold your hands here ...
Mr. Ali (Citizen) Bayan, stark raving mad.  :smash:
I mean, some people think I'm mad. The villagers say I'm mad, the tourists say I'm mad, well I am mad, but I'm naturally mad. I don't use any chemicals.

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Posted 24 March 2020 - 03:54 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 24 March 2020 - 01:49 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 24 March 2020 - 12:05 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 23 March 2020 - 04:18 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 23 March 2020 - 01:57 PM, said:

He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of Aaaaauuuuggggggh.
Better. Better. But 'waaaaaghh'! 'Waaaagh'! Hold your hands here ...
Mr. Ali (Citizen) Bayan, stark raving mad.  :smash:
I mean, some people think I'm mad. The villagers say I'm mad, the tourists say I'm mad, well I am mad, but I'm naturally mad. I don't use any chemicals.
You`re all drunk. It`s disgusting. Out! The lot, out! Bursting in here with tales about oriental fortune tellers. Come on. Out!

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Posted 24 March 2020 - 04:42 PM

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View PostCitizen of the World, on 24 March 2020 - 01:49 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 24 March 2020 - 12:05 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 23 March 2020 - 04:18 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 23 March 2020 - 01:57 PM, said:

He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of Aaaaauuuuggggggh.
Better. Better. But 'waaaaaghh'! 'Waaaagh'! Hold your hands here ...
Mr. Ali (Citizen) Bayan, stark raving mad.  :smash:
I mean, some people think I'm mad. The villagers say I'm mad, the tourists say I'm mad, well I am mad, but I'm naturally mad. I don't use any chemicals.
You`re all drunk. It`s disgusting. Out! The lot, out! Bursting in here with tales about oriental fortune tellers. Come on. Out!
Mr. Ibanez, perhaps you could put in a good word for so we could join a very smart Paris Hilton club. :unsure: :unsure:  We all very quiet at back, not say anything except shout "Hilton!", "Hilton!"

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Posted 24 March 2020 - 05:41 PM

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View PostIbanezJem, on 24 March 2020 - 03:54 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 24 March 2020 - 01:49 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 24 March 2020 - 12:05 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 23 March 2020 - 04:18 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 23 March 2020 - 01:57 PM, said:

He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of Aaaaauuuuggggggh.
Better. Better. But 'waaaaaghh'! 'Waaaagh'! Hold your hands here ...
Mr. Ali (Citizen) Bayan, stark raving mad.  :smash:
I mean, some people think I'm mad. The villagers say I'm mad, the tourists say I'm mad, well I am mad, but I'm naturally mad. I don't use any chemicals.
You`re all drunk. It`s disgusting. Out! The lot, out! Bursting in here with tales about oriental fortune tellers. Come on. Out!
Mr. Ibanez, perhaps you could put in a good word for so we could join a very smart Paris Hilton club. :unsure: :unsure:  We all very quiet at back, not say anything except shout "Hilton!", "Hilton!"
She's got a big bottom

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Posted 24 March 2020 - 07:51 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 24 March 2020 - 05:41 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 24 March 2020 - 04:42 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 24 March 2020 - 03:54 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 24 March 2020 - 01:49 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 24 March 2020 - 12:05 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 23 March 2020 - 04:18 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 23 March 2020 - 01:57 PM, said:

He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of Aaaaauuuuggggggh.
Better. Better. But 'waaaaaghh'! 'Waaaagh'! Hold your hands here ...
Mr. Ali (Citizen) Bayan, stark raving mad.  :smash:
I mean, some people think I'm mad. The villagers say I'm mad, the tourists say I'm mad, well I am mad, but I'm naturally mad. I don't use any chemicals.
You`re all drunk. It`s disgusting. Out! The lot, out! Bursting in here with tales about oriental fortune tellers. Come on. Out!
Mr. Ibanez, perhaps you could put in a good word for so we could join a very smart Paris Hilton club. :unsure: :unsure:  We all very quiet at back, not say anything except shout "Hilton!", "Hilton!"
She's got a big bottom
Vicar Citizen!  :tsk:  As I was saying, how do you find the new vicarage?

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Posted 24 March 2020 - 08:34 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 24 March 2020 - 07:51 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 24 March 2020 - 05:41 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 24 March 2020 - 04:42 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 24 March 2020 - 03:54 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 24 March 2020 - 01:49 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 24 March 2020 - 12:05 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 23 March 2020 - 04:18 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 23 March 2020 - 01:57 PM, said:

He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of Aaaaauuuuggggggh.
Better. Better. But 'waaaaaghh'! 'Waaaagh'! Hold your hands here ...
Mr. Ali (Citizen) Bayan, stark raving mad.  :smash:
I mean, some people think I'm mad. The villagers say I'm mad, the tourists say I'm mad, well I am mad, but I'm naturally mad. I don't use any chemicals.
You`re all drunk. It`s disgusting. Out! The lot, out! Bursting in here with tales about oriental fortune tellers. Come on. Out!
Mr. Ibanez, perhaps you could put in a good word for so we could join a very smart Paris Hilton club. :unsure: :unsure:  We all very quiet at back, not say anything except shout "Hilton!", "Hilton!"
She's got a big bottom
Vicar Citizen!  :tsk:  As I was saying, how do you find the new vicarage?
ah yes. Past the post office. Two hundred yards down and then left at the light

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Posted 25 March 2020 - 02:29 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 24 March 2020 - 08:34 PM, said:

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View PostCitizen of the World, on 24 March 2020 - 05:41 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 24 March 2020 - 04:42 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 24 March 2020 - 03:54 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 24 March 2020 - 01:49 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 24 March 2020 - 12:05 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 23 March 2020 - 04:18 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 23 March 2020 - 01:57 PM, said:

He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of Aaaaauuuuggggggh.
Better. Better. But 'waaaaaghh'! 'Waaaagh'! Hold your hands here ...
Mr. Ali (Citizen) Bayan, stark raving mad.  :smash:
I mean, some people think I'm mad. The villagers say I'm mad, the tourists say I'm mad, well I am mad, but I'm naturally mad. I don't use any chemicals.
You`re all drunk. It`s disgusting. Out! The lot, out! Bursting in here with tales about oriental fortune tellers. Come on. Out!
Mr. Ibanez, perhaps you could put in a good word for so we could join a very smart Paris Hilton club. :unsure: :unsure:  We all very quiet at back, not say anything except shout "Hilton!", "Hilton!"
She's got a big bottom
Vicar Citizen!  :tsk:  As I was saying, how do you find the new vicarage?
ah yes. Past the post office. Two hundred yards down and then left at the light
Ah, hello Citizen, you don't know me, but I'm Ibanez from TRF. We were wondering if you'd come and answer the door in a sketch over there, in that sort of direction... You wouldn't have to do anything - just open the door and that's it.

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Posted 25 March 2020 - 02:51 PM

View PostIbanezJem, on 25 March 2020 - 02:29 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 24 March 2020 - 08:34 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 24 March 2020 - 07:51 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 24 March 2020 - 05:41 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 24 March 2020 - 04:42 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 24 March 2020 - 03:54 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 24 March 2020 - 01:49 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 24 March 2020 - 12:05 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 23 March 2020 - 04:18 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 23 March 2020 - 01:57 PM, said:

He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of Aaaaauuuuggggggh.
Better. Better. But 'waaaaaghh'! 'Waaaagh'! Hold your hands here ...
Mr. Ali (Citizen) Bayan, stark raving mad.  :smash:
I mean, some people think I'm mad. The villagers say I'm mad, the tourists say I'm mad, well I am mad, but I'm naturally mad. I don't use any chemicals.
You`re all drunk. It`s disgusting. Out! The lot, out! Bursting in here with tales about oriental fortune tellers. Come on. Out!
Mr. Ibanez, perhaps you could put in a good word for so we could join a very smart Paris Hilton club. :unsure: :unsure:  We all very quiet at back, not say anything except shout "Hilton!", "Hilton!"
She's got a big bottom
Vicar Citizen!  :tsk:  As I was saying, how do you find the new vicarage?
ah yes. Past the post office. Two hundred yards down and then left at the light
Ah, hello Citizen, you don't know me, but I'm Ibanez from TRF. We were wondering if you'd come and answer the door in a sketch over there, in that sort of direction... You wouldn't have to do anything - just open the door and that's it.
lf l let you in you'll sell me encyclopedias.

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Posted 25 March 2020 - 06:17 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 25 March 2020 - 02:51 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 25 March 2020 - 02:29 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 24 March 2020 - 08:34 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 24 March 2020 - 07:51 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 24 March 2020 - 05:41 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 24 March 2020 - 04:42 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 24 March 2020 - 03:54 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 24 March 2020 - 01:49 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 24 March 2020 - 12:05 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 23 March 2020 - 04:18 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 23 March 2020 - 01:57 PM, said:

He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of Aaaaauuuuggggggh.
Better. Better. But 'waaaaaghh'! 'Waaaagh'! Hold your hands here ...
Mr. Ali (Citizen) Bayan, stark raving mad.  :smash:
I mean, some people think I'm mad. The villagers say I'm mad, the tourists say I'm mad, well I am mad, but I'm naturally mad. I don't use any chemicals.
You`re all drunk. It`s disgusting. Out! The lot, out! Bursting in here with tales about oriental fortune tellers. Come on. Out!
Mr. Ibanez, perhaps you could put in a good word for so we could join a very smart Paris Hilton club. :unsure: :unsure:  We all very quiet at back, not say anything except shout "Hilton!", "Hilton!"
She's got a big bottom
Vicar Citizen!  :tsk:  As I was saying, how do you find the new vicarage?
ah yes. Past the post office. Two hundred yards down and then left at the light
Ah, hello Citizen, you don't know me, but I'm Ibanez from TRF. We were wondering if you'd come and answer the door in a sketch over there, in that sort of direction... You wouldn't have to do anything - just open the door and that's it.
lf l let you in you'll sell me encyclopedias.
Well, how about this, sir: "Bum Biters" or "Naughty Blueschica" or there's this one: IbanezJem, blackhawkrush and Citizen visit the Ark Royal. :blush:

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Posted 25 March 2020 - 08:07 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 25 March 2020 - 06:17 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 25 March 2020 - 02:51 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 25 March 2020 - 02:29 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 24 March 2020 - 08:34 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 24 March 2020 - 07:51 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 24 March 2020 - 05:41 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 24 March 2020 - 04:42 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 24 March 2020 - 03:54 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 24 March 2020 - 01:49 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 24 March 2020 - 12:05 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 23 March 2020 - 04:18 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 23 March 2020 - 01:57 PM, said:

He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of Aaaaauuuuggggggh.
Better. Better. But 'waaaaaghh'! 'Waaaagh'! Hold your hands here ...
Mr. Ali (Citizen) Bayan, stark raving mad.  :smash:
I mean, some people think I'm mad. The villagers say I'm mad, the tourists say I'm mad, well I am mad, but I'm naturally mad. I don't use any chemicals.
You`re all drunk. It`s disgusting. Out! The lot, out! Bursting in here with tales about oriental fortune tellers. Come on. Out!
Mr. Ibanez, perhaps you could put in a good word for so we could join a very smart Paris Hilton club. :unsure: :unsure:  We all very quiet at back, not say anything except shout "Hilton!", "Hilton!"
She's got a big bottom
Vicar Citizen!  :tsk:  As I was saying, how do you find the new vicarage?
ah yes. Past the post office. Two hundred yards down and then left at the light
Ah, hello Citizen, you don't know me, but I'm Ibanez from TRF. We were wondering if you'd come and answer the door in a sketch over there, in that sort of direction... You wouldn't have to do anything - just open the door and that's it.
lf l let you in you'll sell me encyclopedias.
Well, how about this, sir: "Bum Biters" or "Naughty Blueschica" or there's this one: IbanezJem, blackhawkrush and Citizen visit the Ark Royal. :blush:
The British Navy is one of the finest and most attractive and butchest fighting forces in the world. I love those white flared trousers and the feel of rough blue serge on those pert little buttocks!

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Posted 26 March 2020 - 09:14 AM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 25 March 2020 - 08:07 PM, said:

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View PostIbanezJem, on 25 March 2020 - 02:29 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 24 March 2020 - 08:34 PM, said:

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View PostCitizen of the World, on 24 March 2020 - 05:41 PM, said:

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View PostIbanezJem, on 24 March 2020 - 03:54 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 24 March 2020 - 01:49 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 24 March 2020 - 12:05 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 23 March 2020 - 04:18 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 23 March 2020 - 01:57 PM, said:

He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of Aaaaauuuuggggggh.
Better. Better. But 'waaaaaghh'! 'Waaaagh'! Hold your hands here ...
Mr. Ali (Citizen) Bayan, stark raving mad.  :smash:
I mean, some people think I'm mad. The villagers say I'm mad, the tourists say I'm mad, well I am mad, but I'm naturally mad. I don't use any chemicals.
You`re all drunk. It`s disgusting. Out! The lot, out! Bursting in here with tales about oriental fortune tellers. Come on. Out!
Mr. Ibanez, perhaps you could put in a good word for so we could join a very smart Paris Hilton club. :unsure: :unsure:  We all very quiet at back, not say anything except shout "Hilton!", "Hilton!"
She's got a big bottom
Vicar Citizen!  :tsk:  As I was saying, how do you find the new vicarage?
ah yes. Past the post office. Two hundred yards down and then left at the light
Ah, hello Citizen, you don't know me, but I'm Ibanez from TRF. We were wondering if you'd come and answer the door in a sketch over there, in that sort of direction... You wouldn't have to do anything - just open the door and that's it.
lf l let you in you'll sell me encyclopedias.
Well, how about this, sir: "Bum Biters" or "Naughty Blueschica" or there's this one: IbanezJem, blackhawkrush and Citizen visit the Ark Royal. :blush:
The British Navy is one of the finest and most attractive and butchest fighting forces in the world. I love those white flared trousers and the feel of rough blue serge on those pert little buttocks!
Incontinentia.  Incontinentia Buttocks.

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Posted 26 March 2020 - 09:42 AM

View PostIbanezJem, on 26 March 2020 - 09:14 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 25 March 2020 - 08:07 PM, said:

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View PostCitizen of the World, on 25 March 2020 - 02:51 PM, said:

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View PostCitizen of the World, on 24 March 2020 - 08:34 PM, said:

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View Postblackhawkrush, on 24 March 2020 - 12:05 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 23 March 2020 - 04:18 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 23 March 2020 - 01:57 PM, said:

He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of Aaaaauuuuggggggh.
Better. Better. But 'waaaaaghh'! 'Waaaagh'! Hold your hands here ...
Mr. Ali (Citizen) Bayan, stark raving mad.  :smash:
I mean, some people think I'm mad. The villagers say I'm mad, the tourists say I'm mad, well I am mad, but I'm naturally mad. I don't use any chemicals.
You`re all drunk. It`s disgusting. Out! The lot, out! Bursting in here with tales about oriental fortune tellers. Come on. Out!
Mr. Ibanez, perhaps you could put in a good word for so we could join a very smart Paris Hilton club. :unsure: :unsure:  We all very quiet at back, not say anything except shout "Hilton!", "Hilton!"
She's got a big bottom
Vicar Citizen!  :tsk:  As I was saying, how do you find the new vicarage?
ah yes. Past the post office. Two hundred yards down and then left at the light
Ah, hello Citizen, you don't know me, but I'm Ibanez from TRF. We were wondering if you'd come and answer the door in a sketch over there, in that sort of direction... You wouldn't have to do anything - just open the door and that's it.
lf l let you in you'll sell me encyclopedias.
Well, how about this, sir: "Bum Biters" or "Naughty Blueschica" or there's this one: IbanezJem, blackhawkrush and Citizen visit the Ark Royal. :blush:
The British Navy is one of the finest and most attractive and butchest fighting forces in the world. I love those white flared trousers and the feel of rough blue serge on those pert little buttocks!
Incontinentia.  Incontinentia Buttocks.
The twenty-three-year-old hails from down under, where they're upside down about her. :wacko:

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Posted 26 March 2020 - 11:28 AM

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View PostCitizen of the World, on 25 March 2020 - 02:51 PM, said:

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View PostCitizen of the World, on 23 March 2020 - 04:18 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 23 March 2020 - 01:57 PM, said:

He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of Aaaaauuuuggggggh.
Better. Better. But 'waaaaaghh'! 'Waaaagh'! Hold your hands here ...
Mr. Ali (Citizen) Bayan, stark raving mad.  :smash:
I mean, some people think I'm mad. The villagers say I'm mad, the tourists say I'm mad, well I am mad, but I'm naturally mad. I don't use any chemicals.
You`re all drunk. It`s disgusting. Out! The lot, out! Bursting in here with tales about oriental fortune tellers. Come on. Out!
Mr. Ibanez, perhaps you could put in a good word for so we could join a very smart Paris Hilton club. :unsure: :unsure:  We all very quiet at back, not say anything except shout "Hilton!", "Hilton!"
She's got a big bottom
Vicar Citizen!  :tsk:  As I was saying, how do you find the new vicarage?
ah yes. Past the post office. Two hundred yards down and then left at the light
Ah, hello Citizen, you don't know me, but I'm Ibanez from TRF. We were wondering if you'd come and answer the door in a sketch over there, in that sort of direction... You wouldn't have to do anything - just open the door and that's it.
lf l let you in you'll sell me encyclopedias.
Well, how about this, sir: "Bum Biters" or "Naughty Blueschica" or there's this one: IbanezJem, blackhawkrush and Citizen visit the Ark Royal. :blush:
The British Navy is one of the finest and most attractive and butchest fighting forces in the world. I love those white flared trousers and the feel of rough blue serge on those pert little buttocks!
Incontinentia.  Incontinentia Buttocks.
The twenty-three-year-old hails from down under, where they're upside down about her. :wacko:
She's a good Sheila, Bruce and not at all stuck up.

#9196 IbanezJem

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Posted 26 March 2020 - 03:48 PM

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View PostIbanezJem, on 23 March 2020 - 01:57 PM, said:

He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of Aaaaauuuuggggggh.
Better. Better. But 'waaaaaghh'! 'Waaaagh'! Hold your hands here ...
Mr. Ali (Citizen) Bayan, stark raving mad.  :smash:
I mean, some people think I'm mad. The villagers say I'm mad, the tourists say I'm mad, well I am mad, but I'm naturally mad. I don't use any chemicals.
You`re all drunk. It`s disgusting. Out! The lot, out! Bursting in here with tales about oriental fortune tellers. Come on. Out!
Mr. Ibanez, perhaps you could put in a good word for so we could join a very smart Paris Hilton club. :unsure: :unsure:  We all very quiet at back, not say anything except shout "Hilton!", "Hilton!"
She's got a big bottom
Vicar Citizen!  :tsk:  As I was saying, how do you find the new vicarage?
ah yes. Past the post office. Two hundred yards down and then left at the light
Ah, hello Citizen, you don't know me, but I'm Ibanez from TRF. We were wondering if you'd come and answer the door in a sketch over there, in that sort of direction... You wouldn't have to do anything - just open the door and that's it.
lf l let you in you'll sell me encyclopedias.
Well, how about this, sir: "Bum Biters" or "Naughty Blueschica" or there's this one: IbanezJem, blackhawkrush and Citizen visit the Ark Royal. :blush:
The British Navy is one of the finest and most attractive and butchest fighting forces in the world. I love those white flared trousers and the feel of rough blue serge on those pert little buttocks!
Incontinentia.  Incontinentia Buttocks.
The twenty-three-year-old hails from down under, where they're upside down about her. :wacko:
She's a good Sheila, Bruce and not at all stuck up.
You're all bloody fancy talk since you left London.

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Posted 26 March 2020 - 04:05 PM

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View PostIbanezJem, on 23 March 2020 - 01:57 PM, said:

He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of Aaaaauuuuggggggh.
Better. Better. But 'waaaaaghh'! 'Waaaagh'! Hold your hands here ...
Mr. Ali (Citizen) Bayan, stark raving mad.  :smash:
I mean, some people think I'm mad. The villagers say I'm mad, the tourists say I'm mad, well I am mad, but I'm naturally mad. I don't use any chemicals.
You`re all drunk. It`s disgusting. Out! The lot, out! Bursting in here with tales about oriental fortune tellers. Come on. Out!
Mr. Ibanez, perhaps you could put in a good word for so we could join a very smart Paris Hilton club. :unsure: :unsure:  We all very quiet at back, not say anything except shout "Hilton!", "Hilton!"
She's got a big bottom
Vicar Citizen!  :tsk:  As I was saying, how do you find the new vicarage?
ah yes. Past the post office. Two hundred yards down and then left at the light
Ah, hello Citizen, you don't know me, but I'm Ibanez from TRF. We were wondering if you'd come and answer the door in a sketch over there, in that sort of direction... You wouldn't have to do anything - just open the door and that's it.
lf l let you in you'll sell me encyclopedias.
Well, how about this, sir: "Bum Biters" or "Naughty Blueschica" or there's this one: IbanezJem, blackhawkrush and Citizen visit the Ark Royal. :blush:
The British Navy is one of the finest and most attractive and butchest fighting forces in the world. I love those white flared trousers and the feel of rough blue serge on those pert little buttocks!
Incontinentia.  Incontinentia Buttocks.
The twenty-three-year-old hails from down under, where they're upside down about her. :wacko:
She's a good Sheila, Bruce and not at all stuck up.
You're all bloody fancy talk since you left London.
Yeah, I got the 8:55 Pullman Express from King's Cross and missed that bit around Hornchurch. :cool:

#9198 IbanezJem

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Posted 27 March 2020 - 12:43 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 26 March 2020 - 04:05 PM, said:

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View PostIbanezJem, on 23 March 2020 - 01:57 PM, said:

He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of Aaaaauuuuggggggh.
Better. Better. But 'waaaaaghh'! 'Waaaagh'! Hold your hands here ...
Mr. Ali (Citizen) Bayan, stark raving mad.  :smash:
I mean, some people think I'm mad. The villagers say I'm mad, the tourists say I'm mad, well I am mad, but I'm naturally mad. I don't use any chemicals.
You`re all drunk. It`s disgusting. Out! The lot, out! Bursting in here with tales about oriental fortune tellers. Come on. Out!
Mr. Ibanez, perhaps you could put in a good word for so we could join a very smart Paris Hilton club. :unsure: :unsure:  We all very quiet at back, not say anything except shout "Hilton!", "Hilton!"
She's got a big bottom
Vicar Citizen!  :tsk:  As I was saying, how do you find the new vicarage?
ah yes. Past the post office. Two hundred yards down and then left at the light
Ah, hello Citizen, you don't know me, but I'm Ibanez from TRF. We were wondering if you'd come and answer the door in a sketch over there, in that sort of direction... You wouldn't have to do anything - just open the door and that's it.
lf l let you in you'll sell me encyclopedias.
Well, how about this, sir: "Bum Biters" or "Naughty Blueschica" or there's this one: IbanezJem, blackhawkrush and Citizen visit the Ark Royal. :blush:
The British Navy is one of the finest and most attractive and butchest fighting forces in the world. I love those white flared trousers and the feel of rough blue serge on those pert little buttocks!
Incontinentia.  Incontinentia Buttocks.
The twenty-three-year-old hails from down under, where they're upside down about her. :wacko:
She's a good Sheila, Bruce and not at all stuck up.
You're all bloody fancy talk since you left London.
Yeah, I got the 8:55 Pullman Express from King's Cross and missed that bit around Hornchurch. :cool:
Herbert Blackhawkrush collects birdwatchers' eggs. At his home in Surrey he has a collection of over four hundred of them.

#9199 blackhawkrush

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Posted 27 March 2020 - 12:56 PM

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View PostIbanezJem, on 23 March 2020 - 01:57 PM, said:

He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of Aaaaauuuuggggggh.
Better. Better. But 'waaaaaghh'! 'Waaaagh'! Hold your hands here ...
Mr. Ali (Citizen) Bayan, stark raving mad.  :smash:
I mean, some people think I'm mad. The villagers say I'm mad, the tourists say I'm mad, well I am mad, but I'm naturally mad. I don't use any chemicals.
You`re all drunk. It`s disgusting. Out! The lot, out! Bursting in here with tales about oriental fortune tellers. Come on. Out!
Mr. Ibanez, perhaps you could put in a good word for so we could join a very smart Paris Hilton club. :unsure: :unsure:  We all very quiet at back, not say anything except shout "Hilton!", "Hilton!"
She's got a big bottom
Vicar Citizen!  :tsk:  As I was saying, how do you find the new vicarage?
ah yes. Past the post office. Two hundred yards down and then left at the light
Ah, hello Citizen, you don't know me, but I'm Ibanez from TRF. We were wondering if you'd come and answer the door in a sketch over there, in that sort of direction... You wouldn't have to do anything - just open the door and that's it.
lf l let you in you'll sell me encyclopedias.
Well, how about this, sir: "Bum Biters" or "Naughty Blueschica" or there's this one: IbanezJem, blackhawkrush and Citizen visit the Ark Royal. :blush:
The British Navy is one of the finest and most attractive and butchest fighting forces in the world. I love those white flared trousers and the feel of rough blue serge on those pert little buttocks!
Incontinentia.  Incontinentia Buttocks.
The twenty-three-year-old hails from down under, where they're upside down about her. :wacko:
She's a good Sheila, Bruce and not at all stuck up.
You're all bloody fancy talk since you left London.
Yeah, I got the 8:55 Pullman Express from King's Cross and missed that bit around Hornchurch. :cool:
Herbert Blackhawkrush collects birdwatchers' eggs. At his home in Surrey he has a collection of over four hundred of them.
:yes:  And Mr. IbanezJem, aren't you in fact a Train Spotter?

#9200 Citizen of the World

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Posted 27 March 2020 - 07:43 PM

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View PostIbanezJem, on 23 March 2020 - 01:57 PM, said:

He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of Aaaaauuuuggggggh.
Better. Better. But 'waaaaaghh'! 'Waaaagh'! Hold your hands here ...
Mr. Ali (Citizen) Bayan, stark raving mad.  :smash:
I mean, some people think I'm mad. The villagers say I'm mad, the tourists say I'm mad, well I am mad, but I'm naturally mad. I don't use any chemicals.
You`re all drunk. It`s disgusting. Out! The lot, out! Bursting in here with tales about oriental fortune tellers. Come on. Out!
Mr. Ibanez, perhaps you could put in a good word for so we could join a very smart Paris Hilton club. :unsure: :unsure:  We all very quiet at back, not say anything except shout "Hilton!", "Hilton!"
She's got a big bottom
Vicar Citizen!  :tsk:  As I was saying, how do you find the new vicarage?
ah yes. Past the post office. Two hundred yards down and then left at the light
Ah, hello Citizen, you don't know me, but I'm Ibanez from TRF. We were wondering if you'd come and answer the door in a sketch over there, in that sort of direction... You wouldn't have to do anything - just open the door and that's it.
lf l let you in you'll sell me encyclopedias.
Well, how about this, sir: "Bum Biters" or "Naughty Blueschica" or there's this one: IbanezJem, blackhawkrush and Citizen visit the Ark Royal. :blush:
The British Navy is one of the finest and most attractive and butchest fighting forces in the world. I love those white flared trousers and the feel of rough blue serge on those pert little buttocks!
Incontinentia.  Incontinentia Buttocks.
The twenty-three-year-old hails from down under, where they're upside down about her. :wacko:
She's a good Sheila, Bruce and not at all stuck up.
You're all bloody fancy talk since you left London.
Yeah, I got the 8:55 Pullman Express from King's Cross and missed that bit around Hornchurch. :cool:
Herbert Blackhawkrush collects birdwatchers' eggs. At his home in Surrey he has a collection of over four hundred of them.
:yes:  And Mr. IbanezJem, aren't you in fact a Train Spotter?
welcome to 'Spot the Loony', where once again we invite you to come with us all over the world to meet all kinds of people in all kinds of places, and ask you to . .. Spot the Loony! Our panel this evening... blackhawkrush, the American mammal abuser and part-time radiator. Dame Ibanezjem, historian, wit, bon viveur, and rear half of the Johnson brothers...And Citizen of the World, up high in banana tree, the golfer and inventor of Catholicism





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