IbanezJem, on 19 February 2020 - 10:22 AM, said:
blackhawkrush, on 18 February 2020 - 08:34 PM, said:
I wish to plead incompetence.
IbanezJem, on 18 February 2020 - 01:36 PM, said:
Citizen of the World, on 17 February 2020 - 09:36 PM, said:
That's a little bit too loud sir. Can you say it just a little less than that?
IbanezJem, on 17 February 2020 - 03:23 PM, said:
blackhawkrush, on 16 February 2020 - 04:29 PM, said:
Beautiful, beautiful. Savage tans, great slabs of black set against aggressive orange. It really makes you want to shout out, this is good! This is real!
IbanezJem, on 16 February 2020 - 12:01 PM, said:
Citizen of the World, on 15 February 2020 - 10:08 PM, said:
Would you like to buy some of our TRF honey, sir? Which would you like, the Californian Orange Blossom, the Mexican, the New Zealand, or the Scottish Heather?
Well, you'd be surprised, actually sir. The Tudor economy's booming, ever since Sir Humphrey Gilbert opened up the Northwest passage to Cathay, and the Cabots' expansion in Canada, there's been a tremendous surge in exports, and trade with the Holy Roman Empire is going... no, quite right, it's no good at all.
Ja - she's a real honey!
I'm interested in shouting all right, by jove you certainly hit the nail on the head with that particular observation of yours then.
Don't you shout at me, madam Ibanez, don't come that tone. Now then, I must ask you to accompany me down to admin 73 and do some aptitude tests.
You know, there are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane. Some of them were born sane. Some of them became sane later in their lives. It is up to people like you and me who are out of our tiny little minds to try and help these people overcome their sanity. You can start in small ways with ping-pong ball eyes and a funny voice and then you can paint half of your body red and the other half green and then you can jump up and down in a bowl of treacle going 'squawk, squawk, squawk...' And then you can go 'Neurhhh! Neurhh!' and then you can roll around on the floor going 'pting pting pting' ...