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#9061 IbanezJem

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Posted 06 February 2020 - 10:50 AM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 05 February 2020 - 07:57 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 05 February 2020 - 03:17 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 05 February 2020 - 10:02 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 04 February 2020 - 11:59 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 04 February 2020 - 06:22 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 04 February 2020 - 02:42 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 04 February 2020 - 02:06 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 03 February 2020 - 02:48 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 03 February 2020 - 10:34 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 February 2020 - 06:44 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 02 February 2020 - 04:20 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 February 2020 - 02:22 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 01 February 2020 - 12:31 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 31 January 2020 - 05:35 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 31 January 2020 - 03:28 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 30 January 2020 - 03:38 PM, said:

this used to be a nice neighbourhood before the old ladies started moving in. Nowadays some of us daren't even go down to the shops.
I'm worn out. I've been shopping for six hours.
Well that's a long time for someone who's just had a routine checkup.
Here at St Pooves, we believe in ART - Active Recuperation Techniques. We try to help the patient understand that however ill he may be, he can still fulfill a useful role in society.
I am not a man, you silly billy.  :coy:
Ah, yes you must be Mr Williams. Well, do take a seat. What seems to be the trouble?
I've come to give myself up. :ph34r: Looting, pillaging, sacking a major city, and I'd like nine thousand other charges to be taken into consideration, please.
You`re f***ing nicked, me old beauty!
I'm taking you along to the station.  I'm charging you with illegal possession of whatever we happen to have down there.   



A letter, a hotel registration book, and a series of photographs, which could add up to divorce, premature retirement, and possible criminal proceedings for Ibanez.  :popcorn:
If blackhawkrush opens his big mouth again, it`s lampshade time!
Simon-Zinc-Trumpet-blackhawkrush, married to a very attractive table lamp.
Once I married someone who was beautiful, and young, and gay, and free. Whatever happened to her?  :sigh:
Er, yes. That was when I was married to the wrong one. I didn't like the colour. This is the one I want to have, so if you could just change the forms round I can take this one back with me now.
We are here today to witness the union of two young people in the joyful bond of the holy wedlock. Unfortunately, one of them, my son Citizen, has just fallen to his death.
Look! Two people...three people have just fallen past that window.
If I were not in the CID, something else I'd like to be. If I were not in the CID, a window cleaner, me! With a rub-a-dub-dub and a scrub-a-dub-dub, and a rub-a-dub all day long...

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Posted 07 February 2020 - 11:48 AM

View PostIbanezJem, on 06 February 2020 - 10:50 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 05 February 2020 - 07:57 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 05 February 2020 - 03:17 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 05 February 2020 - 10:02 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 04 February 2020 - 11:59 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 04 February 2020 - 06:22 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 04 February 2020 - 02:42 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 04 February 2020 - 02:06 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 03 February 2020 - 02:48 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 03 February 2020 - 10:34 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 February 2020 - 06:44 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 02 February 2020 - 04:20 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 February 2020 - 02:22 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 01 February 2020 - 12:31 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 31 January 2020 - 05:35 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 31 January 2020 - 03:28 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 30 January 2020 - 03:38 PM, said:

this used to be a nice neighbourhood before the old ladies started moving in. Nowadays some of us daren't even go down to the shops.
I'm worn out. I've been shopping for six hours.
Well that's a long time for someone who's just had a routine checkup.
Here at St Pooves, we believe in ART - Active Recuperation Techniques. We try to help the patient understand that however ill he may be, he can still fulfill a useful role in society.
I am not a man, you silly billy.  :coy:
Ah, yes you must be Mr Williams. Well, do take a seat. What seems to be the trouble?
I've come to give myself up. :ph34r: Looting, pillaging, sacking a major city, and I'd like nine thousand other charges to be taken into consideration, please.
You`re f***ing nicked, me old beauty!
I'm taking you along to the station.  I'm charging you with illegal possession of whatever we happen to have down there.   



A letter, a hotel registration book, and a series of photographs, which could add up to divorce, premature retirement, and possible criminal proceedings for Ibanez.  :popcorn:
If blackhawkrush opens his big mouth again, it`s lampshade time!
Simon-Zinc-Trumpet-blackhawkrush, married to a very attractive table lamp.
Once I married someone who was beautiful, and young, and gay, and free. Whatever happened to her?  :sigh:
Er, yes. That was when I was married to the wrong one. I didn't like the colour. This is the one I want to have, so if you could just change the forms round I can take this one back with me now.
We are here today to witness the union of two young people in the joyful bond of the holy wedlock. Unfortunately, one of them, my son Citizen, has just fallen to his death.
Look! Two people...three people have just fallen past that window.
If I were not in the CID, something else I'd like to be. If I were not in the CID, a window cleaner, me! With a rub-a-dub-dub and a scrub-a-dub-dub, and a rub-a-dub all day long...
Well, we have with us tonight one of your film, Ibanez, "Rear Window". Now, this is a silent film, so perhaps you could talk us through it. :blah:

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Posted 07 February 2020 - 03:28 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 07 February 2020 - 11:48 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 06 February 2020 - 10:50 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 05 February 2020 - 07:57 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 05 February 2020 - 03:17 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 05 February 2020 - 10:02 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 04 February 2020 - 11:59 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 04 February 2020 - 06:22 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 04 February 2020 - 02:42 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 04 February 2020 - 02:06 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 03 February 2020 - 02:48 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 03 February 2020 - 10:34 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 February 2020 - 06:44 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 02 February 2020 - 04:20 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 February 2020 - 02:22 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 01 February 2020 - 12:31 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 31 January 2020 - 05:35 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 31 January 2020 - 03:28 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 30 January 2020 - 03:38 PM, said:

this used to be a nice neighbourhood before the old ladies started moving in. Nowadays some of us daren't even go down to the shops.
I'm worn out. I've been shopping for six hours.
Well that's a long time for someone who's just had a routine checkup.
Here at St Pooves, we believe in ART - Active Recuperation Techniques. We try to help the patient understand that however ill he may be, he can still fulfill a useful role in society.
I am not a man, you silly billy.  :coy:
Ah, yes you must be Mr Williams. Well, do take a seat. What seems to be the trouble?
I've come to give myself up. :ph34r: Looting, pillaging, sacking a major city, and I'd like nine thousand other charges to be taken into consideration, please.
You`re f***ing nicked, me old beauty!
I'm taking you along to the station.  I'm charging you with illegal possession of whatever we happen to have down there.   



A letter, a hotel registration book, and a series of photographs, which could add up to divorce, premature retirement, and possible criminal proceedings for Ibanez.  :popcorn:
If blackhawkrush opens his big mouth again, it`s lampshade time!
Simon-Zinc-Trumpet-blackhawkrush, married to a very attractive table lamp.
Once I married someone who was beautiful, and young, and gay, and free. Whatever happened to her?  :sigh:
Er, yes. That was when I was married to the wrong one. I didn't like the colour. This is the one I want to have, so if you could just change the forms round I can take this one back with me now.
We are here today to witness the union of two young people in the joyful bond of the holy wedlock. Unfortunately, one of them, my son Citizen, has just fallen to his death.
Look! Two people...three people have just fallen past that window.
If I were not in the CID, something else I'd like to be. If I were not in the CID, a window cleaner, me! With a rub-a-dub-dub and a scrub-a-dub-dub, and a rub-a-dub all day long...
Well, we have with us tonight one of your film, Ibanez, "Rear Window". Now, this is a silent film, so perhaps you could talk us through it. :blah:
He goes down to the public library, he sees a few signs up, comes home all full of good intentions. He gives blood. He does cold research. All that sort of thing.

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Posted 07 February 2020 - 04:39 PM

View PostIbanezJem, on 07 February 2020 - 03:28 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 07 February 2020 - 11:48 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 06 February 2020 - 10:50 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 05 February 2020 - 07:57 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 05 February 2020 - 03:17 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 05 February 2020 - 10:02 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 04 February 2020 - 11:59 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 04 February 2020 - 06:22 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 04 February 2020 - 02:42 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 04 February 2020 - 02:06 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 03 February 2020 - 02:48 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 03 February 2020 - 10:34 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 February 2020 - 06:44 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 02 February 2020 - 04:20 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 February 2020 - 02:22 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 01 February 2020 - 12:31 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 31 January 2020 - 05:35 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 31 January 2020 - 03:28 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 30 January 2020 - 03:38 PM, said:

this used to be a nice neighbourhood before the old ladies started moving in. Nowadays some of us daren't even go down to the shops.
I'm worn out. I've been shopping for six hours.
Well that's a long time for someone who's just had a routine checkup.
Here at St Pooves, we believe in ART - Active Recuperation Techniques. We try to help the patient understand that however ill he may be, he can still fulfill a useful role in society.
I am not a man, you silly billy.  :coy:
Ah, yes you must be Mr Williams. Well, do take a seat. What seems to be the trouble?
I've come to give myself up. :ph34r: Looting, pillaging, sacking a major city, and I'd like nine thousand other charges to be taken into consideration, please.
You`re f***ing nicked, me old beauty!
I'm taking you along to the station.  I'm charging you with illegal possession of whatever we happen to have down there.   



A letter, a hotel registration book, and a series of photographs, which could add up to divorce, premature retirement, and possible criminal proceedings for Ibanez.  :popcorn:
If blackhawkrush opens his big mouth again, it`s lampshade time!
Simon-Zinc-Trumpet-blackhawkrush, married to a very attractive table lamp.
Once I married someone who was beautiful, and young, and gay, and free. Whatever happened to her?  :sigh:
Er, yes. That was when I was married to the wrong one. I didn't like the colour. This is the one I want to have, so if you could just change the forms round I can take this one back with me now.
We are here today to witness the union of two young people in the joyful bond of the holy wedlock. Unfortunately, one of them, my son Citizen, has just fallen to his death.
Look! Two people...three people have just fallen past that window.
If I were not in the CID, something else I'd like to be. If I were not in the CID, a window cleaner, me! With a rub-a-dub-dub and a scrub-a-dub-dub, and a rub-a-dub all day long...
Well, we have with us tonight one of your film, Ibanez, "Rear Window". Now, this is a silent film, so perhaps you could talk us through it. :blah:
He goes down to the public library, he sees a few signs up, comes home all full of good intentions. He gives blood. He does cold research. All that sort of thing.
He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars

#9065 IbanezJem

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Posted 08 February 2020 - 10:41 AM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 07 February 2020 - 04:39 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 07 February 2020 - 03:28 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 07 February 2020 - 11:48 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 06 February 2020 - 10:50 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 05 February 2020 - 07:57 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 05 February 2020 - 03:17 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 05 February 2020 - 10:02 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 04 February 2020 - 11:59 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 04 February 2020 - 06:22 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 04 February 2020 - 02:42 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 04 February 2020 - 02:06 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 03 February 2020 - 02:48 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 03 February 2020 - 10:34 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 February 2020 - 06:44 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 02 February 2020 - 04:20 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 February 2020 - 02:22 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 01 February 2020 - 12:31 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 31 January 2020 - 05:35 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 31 January 2020 - 03:28 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 30 January 2020 - 03:38 PM, said:

this used to be a nice neighbourhood before the old ladies started moving in. Nowadays some of us daren't even go down to the shops.
I'm worn out. I've been shopping for six hours.
Well that's a long time for someone who's just had a routine checkup.
Here at St Pooves, we believe in ART - Active Recuperation Techniques. We try to help the patient understand that however ill he may be, he can still fulfill a useful role in society.
I am not a man, you silly billy.  :coy:
Ah, yes you must be Mr Williams. Well, do take a seat. What seems to be the trouble?
I've come to give myself up. :ph34r: Looting, pillaging, sacking a major city, and I'd like nine thousand other charges to be taken into consideration, please.
You`re f***ing nicked, me old beauty!
I'm taking you along to the station.  I'm charging you with illegal possession of whatever we happen to have down there.   



A letter, a hotel registration book, and a series of photographs, which could add up to divorce, premature retirement, and possible criminal proceedings for Ibanez.  :popcorn:
If blackhawkrush opens his big mouth again, it`s lampshade time!
Simon-Zinc-Trumpet-blackhawkrush, married to a very attractive table lamp.
Once I married someone who was beautiful, and young, and gay, and free. Whatever happened to her?  :sigh:
Er, yes. That was when I was married to the wrong one. I didn't like the colour. This is the one I want to have, so if you could just change the forms round I can take this one back with me now.
We are here today to witness the union of two young people in the joyful bond of the holy wedlock. Unfortunately, one of them, my son Citizen, has just fallen to his death.
Look! Two people...three people have just fallen past that window.
If I were not in the CID, something else I'd like to be. If I were not in the CID, a window cleaner, me! With a rub-a-dub-dub and a scrub-a-dub-dub, and a rub-a-dub all day long...
Well, we have with us tonight one of your film, Ibanez, "Rear Window". Now, this is a silent film, so perhaps you could talk us through it. :blah:
He goes down to the public library, he sees a few signs up, comes home all full of good intentions. He gives blood. He does cold research. All that sort of thing.
He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars
Er... aye, yeah... the trouble is blackhawkrush's been drinking a bit recently ... you' know, fourteen lagers with his breakfast... that sort of thing.

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Posted 09 February 2020 - 03:52 AM

I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker :hail:  if you take my meaning.

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Posted 09 February 2020 - 01:04 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 09 February 2020 - 03:52 AM, said:

I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker :hail:  if you take my meaning.
Well, I am a simple soul, I don't understand all that. All I know is he is not the same man as I married.

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Posted 09 February 2020 - 03:32 PM

View PostIbanezJem, on 09 February 2020 - 01:04 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 09 February 2020 - 03:52 AM, said:

I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker :hail:  if you take my meaning.
Well, I am a simple soul, I don't understand all that. All I know is he is not the same man as I married.
It's not Citizen Riley. It's an extra-terrestrial being! :bitchslap: Aggh!

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Posted 09 February 2020 - 07:58 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 09 February 2020 - 03:32 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 09 February 2020 - 01:04 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 09 February 2020 - 03:52 AM, said:

I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker :hail:  if you take my meaning.
Well, I am a simple soul, I don't understand all that. All I know is he is not the same man as I married.
It's not Citizen Riley. It's an extra-terrestrial being! :bitchslap: Aggh!
Dear Sir, I object very strongly to that last post, and to the next one.

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Posted 09 February 2020 - 08:47 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 09 February 2020 - 07:58 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 09 February 2020 - 03:32 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 09 February 2020 - 01:04 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 09 February 2020 - 03:52 AM, said:

I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker :hail:  if you take my meaning.
Well, I am a simple soul, I don't understand all that. All I know is he is not the same man as I married.
It's not Citizen Riley. It's an extra-terrestrial being! :bitchslap: Aggh!
Dear Sir, I object very strongly to that last post, and to the next one.
Oh, we don't half talk posh, don't we? I suppose you post "ehnvelope" and "larngerie" and "sarndwiches on the settee." :hotdog: :cool:  :burger:

#9071 IbanezJem

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Posted 10 February 2020 - 12:34 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 09 February 2020 - 08:47 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 09 February 2020 - 07:58 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 09 February 2020 - 03:32 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 09 February 2020 - 01:04 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 09 February 2020 - 03:52 AM, said:

I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker :hail:  if you take my meaning.
Well, I am a simple soul, I don't understand all that. All I know is he is not the same man as I married.
It's not Citizen Riley. It's an extra-terrestrial being! :bitchslap: Aggh!
Dear Sir, I object very strongly to that last post, and to the next one.
Oh, we don't half talk posh, don't we? I suppose you post "ehnvelope" and "larngerie" and "sarndwiches on the settee." :hotdog: :cool:  :burger:
Sandwiches? Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife?

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Posted 10 February 2020 - 03:11 PM

View PostIbanezJem, on 10 February 2020 - 12:34 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 09 February 2020 - 08:47 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 09 February 2020 - 07:58 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 09 February 2020 - 03:32 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 09 February 2020 - 01:04 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 09 February 2020 - 03:52 AM, said:

I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker :hail:  if you take my meaning.
Well, I am a simple soul, I don't understand all that. All I know is he is not the same man as I married.
It's not Citizen Riley. It's an extra-terrestrial being! :bitchslap: Aggh!
Dear Sir, I object very strongly to that last post, and to the next one.
Oh, we don't half talk posh, don't we? I suppose you post "ehnvelope" and "larngerie" and "sarndwiches on the settee." :hotdog: :cool:  :burger:
Sandwiches? Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife?
Lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam

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Posted 11 February 2020 - 11:27 AM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 10 February 2020 - 03:11 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 10 February 2020 - 12:34 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 09 February 2020 - 08:47 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 09 February 2020 - 07:58 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 09 February 2020 - 03:32 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 09 February 2020 - 01:04 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 09 February 2020 - 03:52 AM, said:

I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker :hail:  if you take my meaning.
Well, I am a simple soul, I don't understand all that. All I know is he is not the same man as I married.
It's not Citizen Riley. It's an extra-terrestrial being! :bitchslap: Aggh!
Dear Sir, I object very strongly to that last post, and to the next one.
Oh, we don't half talk posh, don't we? I suppose you post "ehnvelope" and "larngerie" and "sarndwiches on the settee." :hotdog: :cool:  :burger:
Sandwiches? Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife?
Lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam
Seagullsicle! Pelican-bonbon! Albatross!

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Posted 11 February 2020 - 02:19 PM

View PostIbanezJem, on 11 February 2020 - 11:27 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 10 February 2020 - 03:11 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 10 February 2020 - 12:34 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 09 February 2020 - 08:47 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 09 February 2020 - 07:58 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 09 February 2020 - 03:32 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 09 February 2020 - 01:04 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 09 February 2020 - 03:52 AM, said:

I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker :hail:  if you take my meaning.
Well, I am a simple soul, I don't understand all that. All I know is he is not the same man as I married.
It's not Citizen Riley. It's an extra-terrestrial being! :bitchslap: Aggh!
Dear Sir, I object very strongly to that last post, and to the next one.
Oh, we don't half talk posh, don't we? I suppose you post "ehnvelope" and "larngerie" and "sarndwiches on the settee." :hotdog: :cool:  :burger:
Sandwiches? Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife?
Lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam
Seagullsicle! Pelican-bonbon! Albatross!
Well why don't you move into more conventional areas of confectionary, like praline or lime cream; a very popular flavor, I'm lead to understand.

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Posted 11 February 2020 - 02:41 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 11 February 2020 - 02:19 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 11 February 2020 - 11:27 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 10 February 2020 - 03:11 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 10 February 2020 - 12:34 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 09 February 2020 - 08:47 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 09 February 2020 - 07:58 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 09 February 2020 - 03:32 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 09 February 2020 - 01:04 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 09 February 2020 - 03:52 AM, said:

I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker :hail:  if you take my meaning.
Well, I am a simple soul, I don't understand all that. All I know is he is not the same man as I married.
It's not Citizen Riley. It's an extra-terrestrial being! :bitchslap: Aggh!
Dear Sir, I object very strongly to that last post, and to the next one.
Oh, we don't half talk posh, don't we? I suppose you post "ehnvelope" and "larngerie" and "sarndwiches on the settee." :hotdog: :cool:  :burger:
Sandwiches? Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife?
Lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam
Seagullsicle! Pelican-bonbon! Albatross!
Well why don't you move into more conventional areas of confectionary, like praline or lime cream; a very popular flavor, I'm lead to understand.
The smallest jar - this little 2oz jar, for sweets, chocolates and even little shallots. No longer used in the West it remains here as an unspoken monument to the days when La Paz knew better times. Ronald Ibanez, 'Storage Jars', La Paz.

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Posted 11 February 2020 - 03:27 PM

View PostIbanezJem, on 11 February 2020 - 02:41 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 11 February 2020 - 02:19 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 11 February 2020 - 11:27 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 10 February 2020 - 03:11 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 10 February 2020 - 12:34 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 09 February 2020 - 08:47 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 09 February 2020 - 07:58 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 09 February 2020 - 03:32 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 09 February 2020 - 01:04 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 09 February 2020 - 03:52 AM, said:

I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker :hail:  if you take my meaning.
Well, I am a simple soul, I don't understand all that. All I know is he is not the same man as I married.
It's not Citizen Riley. It's an extra-terrestrial being! :bitchslap: Aggh!
Dear Sir, I object very strongly to that last post, and to the next one.
Oh, we don't half talk posh, don't we? I suppose you post "ehnvelope" and "larngerie" and "sarndwiches on the settee." :hotdog: :cool:  :burger:
Sandwiches? Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife?
Lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam
Seagullsicle! Pelican-bonbon! Albatross!
Well why don't you move into more conventional areas of confectionary, like praline or lime cream; a very popular flavor, I'm lead to understand.
The smallest jar - this little 2oz jar, for sweets, chocolates and even little shallots. No longer used in the West it remains here as an unspoken monument to the days when La Paz knew better times. Ronald Ibanez, 'Storage Jars', La Paz.
Oh, blimey, how time flies. Sadly, we are reaching the end of yet another programme, and so it is finale time.  :16ton:

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Posted 11 February 2020 - 06:44 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 11 February 2020 - 03:27 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 11 February 2020 - 02:41 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 11 February 2020 - 02:19 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 11 February 2020 - 11:27 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 10 February 2020 - 03:11 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 10 February 2020 - 12:34 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 09 February 2020 - 08:47 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 09 February 2020 - 07:58 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 09 February 2020 - 03:32 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 09 February 2020 - 01:04 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 09 February 2020 - 03:52 AM, said:

I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker :hail:  if you take my meaning.
Well, I am a simple soul, I don't understand all that. All I know is he is not the same man as I married.
It's not Citizen Riley. It's an extra-terrestrial being! :bitchslap: Aggh!
Dear Sir, I object very strongly to that last post, and to the next one.
Oh, we don't half talk posh, don't we? I suppose you post "ehnvelope" and "larngerie" and "sarndwiches on the settee." :hotdog: :cool:  :burger:
Sandwiches? Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife?
Lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam
Seagullsicle! Pelican-bonbon! Albatross!
Well why don't you move into more conventional areas of confectionary, like praline or lime cream; a very popular flavor, I'm lead to understand.
The smallest jar - this little 2oz jar, for sweets, chocolates and even little shallots. No longer used in the West it remains here as an unspoken monument to the days when La Paz knew better times. Ronald Ibanez, 'Storage Jars', La Paz.
Oh, blimey, how time flies. Sadly, we are reaching the end of yet another programme, and so it is finale time.  :16ton:
What about summing up from the panel? That's cheap. You know - the big match experts.

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Posted 11 February 2020 - 09:50 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 11 February 2020 - 06:44 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 11 February 2020 - 03:27 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 11 February 2020 - 02:41 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 11 February 2020 - 02:19 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 11 February 2020 - 11:27 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 10 February 2020 - 03:11 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 10 February 2020 - 12:34 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 09 February 2020 - 08:47 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 09 February 2020 - 07:58 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 09 February 2020 - 03:32 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 09 February 2020 - 01:04 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 09 February 2020 - 03:52 AM, said:

I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker :hail:  if you take my meaning.
Well, I am a simple soul, I don't understand all that. All I know is he is not the same man as I married.
It's not Citizen Riley. It's an extra-terrestrial being! :bitchslap: Aggh!
Dear Sir, I object very strongly to that last post, and to the next one.
Oh, we don't half talk posh, don't we? I suppose you post "ehnvelope" and "larngerie" and "sarndwiches on the settee." :hotdog: :cool:  :burger:
Sandwiches? Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife?
Lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam
Seagullsicle! Pelican-bonbon! Albatross!
Well why don't you move into more conventional areas of confectionary, like praline or lime cream; a very popular flavor, I'm lead to understand.
The smallest jar - this little 2oz jar, for sweets, chocolates and even little shallots. No longer used in the West it remains here as an unspoken monument to the days when La Paz knew better times. Ronald Ibanez, 'Storage Jars', La Paz.
Oh, blimey, how time flies. Sadly, we are reaching the end of yet another programme, and so it is finale time.  :16ton:
What about summing up from the panel? That's cheap. You know - the big match experts.
Embarrassing. It's perfectly awful. Disgraceful, I don't know how they've got the nerve to put it on. :wtf:

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Posted 12 February 2020 - 11:24 AM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 11 February 2020 - 09:50 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 11 February 2020 - 06:44 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 11 February 2020 - 03:27 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 11 February 2020 - 02:41 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 11 February 2020 - 02:19 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 11 February 2020 - 11:27 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 10 February 2020 - 03:11 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 10 February 2020 - 12:34 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 09 February 2020 - 08:47 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 09 February 2020 - 07:58 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 09 February 2020 - 03:32 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 09 February 2020 - 01:04 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 09 February 2020 - 03:52 AM, said:

I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker :hail:  if you take my meaning.
Well, I am a simple soul, I don't understand all that. All I know is he is not the same man as I married.
It's not Citizen Riley. It's an extra-terrestrial being! :bitchslap: Aggh!
Dear Sir, I object very strongly to that last post, and to the next one.
Oh, we don't half talk posh, don't we? I suppose you post "ehnvelope" and "larngerie" and "sarndwiches on the settee." :hotdog: :cool:  :burger:
Sandwiches? Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife?
Lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam
Seagullsicle! Pelican-bonbon! Albatross!
Well why don't you move into more conventional areas of confectionary, like praline or lime cream; a very popular flavor, I'm lead to understand.
The smallest jar - this little 2oz jar, for sweets, chocolates and even little shallots. No longer used in the West it remains here as an unspoken monument to the days when La Paz knew better times. Ronald Ibanez, 'Storage Jars', La Paz.
Oh, blimey, how time flies. Sadly, we are reaching the end of yet another programme, and so it is finale time.  :16ton:
What about summing up from the panel? That's cheap. You know - the big match experts.
Embarrassing. It's perfectly awful. Disgraceful, I don't know how they've got the nerve to put it on. :wtf:
Are you embarrassed easily? I am. But it's nothing to worry about, it's all part of growing up and being a Rush fan. This course is designed to eliminate embarrassment, to enable you to talk freely about rude objects, to look at awkward and embarrassing things and to point at people's privates.

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Posted 12 February 2020 - 12:58 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 12 February 2020 - 11:24 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 11 February 2020 - 09:50 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 11 February 2020 - 06:44 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 11 February 2020 - 03:27 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 11 February 2020 - 02:41 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 11 February 2020 - 02:19 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 11 February 2020 - 11:27 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 10 February 2020 - 03:11 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 10 February 2020 - 12:34 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 09 February 2020 - 08:47 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 09 February 2020 - 07:58 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 09 February 2020 - 03:32 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 09 February 2020 - 01:04 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 09 February 2020 - 03:52 AM, said:

I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker :hail:  if you take my meaning.
Well, I am a simple soul, I don't understand all that. All I know is he is not the same man as I married.
It's not Citizen Riley. It's an extra-terrestrial being! :bitchslap: Aggh!
Dear Sir, I object very strongly to that last post, and to the next one.
Oh, we don't half talk posh, don't we? I suppose you post "ehnvelope" and "larngerie" and "sarndwiches on the settee." :hotdog: :cool:  :burger:
Sandwiches? Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife?
Lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam
Seagullsicle! Pelican-bonbon! Albatross!
Well why don't you move into more conventional areas of confectionary, like praline or lime cream; a very popular flavor, I'm lead to understand.
The smallest jar - this little 2oz jar, for sweets, chocolates and even little shallots. No longer used in the West it remains here as an unspoken monument to the days when La Paz knew better times. Ronald Ibanez, 'Storage Jars', La Paz.
Oh, blimey, how time flies. Sadly, we are reaching the end of yet another programme, and so it is finale time.  :16ton:
What about summing up from the panel? That's cheap. You know - the big match experts.
Embarrassing. It's perfectly awful. Disgraceful, I don't know how they've got the nerve to put it on. :wtf:
Are you embarrassed easily? I am. But it's nothing to worry about, it's all part of growing up and being a Rush fan. This course is designed to eliminate embarrassment, to enable you to talk freely about rude objects, to look at awkward and embarrassing things and to point at people's privates.
Well as I say, you'd just be talking and out'll pudenda the wrong word.





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