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#9041 Citizen of the World

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Posted 29 January 2020 - 03:45 PM

View PostIbanezJem, on 29 January 2020 - 01:10 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 29 January 2020 - 01:03 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 29 January 2020 - 12:23 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 28 January 2020 - 09:53 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 28 January 2020 - 07:46 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 28 January 2020 - 03:36 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 27 January 2020 - 05:13 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 27 January 2020 - 02:33 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 27 January 2020 - 12:22 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 26 January 2020 - 02:32 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 26 January 2020 - 02:00 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 26 January 2020 - 03:32 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 25 January 2020 - 04:42 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 25 January 2020 - 01:16 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 24 January 2020 - 04:41 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 24 January 2020 - 11:37 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 24 January 2020 - 10:51 AM, said:

That's Mr Your_Lion, the pilot, he's very nice really, but make sure he stays clear of battleships.
Listen, I gotta fight Your_Lion. That's what that guy Ibanez's all about. I know. I've studied him already. :notworthy:
A little brown furry thing with short stumpy legs and great long nose. I don't know what all the fuss is about, he looks pretty tame to start with!
Yes. Savage little blighter, isn't he? :finbar: So, it'll...it'll just grow back again, then, will it, Ibanez?
Sir, it is self-generating. Because we have harnessed here in this box the very forces of life itself. The very forces that will send Citizen running back to beg forgiveness!
But is the truth, as Hitchcock observes, in the box? No, there isn't room, the ambiguity has put on weight. :atickhum:
Three acts and a few special torso exercises later, Kevin, as Trigorin, the failed writer of sentimental romances, has lost over thirty-three inches. Wow. What a difference. That Anton Chekhov can certainly write.
I didn't write that!  :wtf: Sounds more like Dickens.
It sodding was not! It was Shaw!
I don't know how to say this but I got to be perfectly frank. I really and truly believe this story of yours is the greatest story in motion-picture history.
Then we'll begin.  'One day Ricky the magic Pixie went to visit Daisy Bumble in her tumbledown cottage. He found her in the bedroom. Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her...
It's a man`s life, taking your clothes off in public.
I am not a man you silly billy
Well, more than a man, a God, a great God, whose personality is so totally and utterly wonderful my feeble words of welcome sounds wretchedly and pathetically inadequate. Ladies and gentlemen of TRF, the incomparably superior human being, Harry (Citizen) Fink. :notworthy:
I eat punks like you for breakfast
I hope you're going to enjoy me this evening. I'm the special. :hi: Try me with some rice.
I like Chinese food, The waiters never are rude, Think of the many things they've done to impress, There's Maoism, Taoism, I Ching and Chess.
We Blitish here in Smolensk velly intellested in cliket.

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Posted 30 January 2020 - 10:17 AM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 29 January 2020 - 03:45 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 29 January 2020 - 01:10 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 29 January 2020 - 01:03 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 29 January 2020 - 12:23 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 28 January 2020 - 09:53 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 28 January 2020 - 07:46 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 28 January 2020 - 03:36 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 27 January 2020 - 05:13 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 27 January 2020 - 02:33 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 27 January 2020 - 12:22 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 26 January 2020 - 02:32 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 26 January 2020 - 02:00 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 26 January 2020 - 03:32 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 25 January 2020 - 04:42 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 25 January 2020 - 01:16 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 24 January 2020 - 04:41 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 24 January 2020 - 11:37 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 24 January 2020 - 10:51 AM, said:

That's Mr Your_Lion, the pilot, he's very nice really, but make sure he stays clear of battleships.
Listen, I gotta fight Your_Lion. That's what that guy Ibanez's all about. I know. I've studied him already. :notworthy:
A little brown furry thing with short stumpy legs and great long nose. I don't know what all the fuss is about, he looks pretty tame to start with!
Yes. Savage little blighter, isn't he? :finbar: So, it'll...it'll just grow back again, then, will it, Ibanez?
Sir, it is self-generating. Because we have harnessed here in this box the very forces of life itself. The very forces that will send Citizen running back to beg forgiveness!
But is the truth, as Hitchcock observes, in the box? No, there isn't room, the ambiguity has put on weight. :atickhum:
Three acts and a few special torso exercises later, Kevin, as Trigorin, the failed writer of sentimental romances, has lost over thirty-three inches. Wow. What a difference. That Anton Chekhov can certainly write.
I didn't write that!  :wtf: Sounds more like Dickens.
It sodding was not! It was Shaw!
I don't know how to say this but I got to be perfectly frank. I really and truly believe this story of yours is the greatest story in motion-picture history.
Then we'll begin.  'One day Ricky the magic Pixie went to visit Daisy Bumble in her tumbledown cottage. He found her in the bedroom. Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her...
It's a man`s life, taking your clothes off in public.
I am not a man you silly billy
Well, more than a man, a God, a great God, whose personality is so totally and utterly wonderful my feeble words of welcome sounds wretchedly and pathetically inadequate. Ladies and gentlemen of TRF, the incomparably superior human being, Harry (Citizen) Fink. :notworthy:
I eat punks like you for breakfast
I hope you're going to enjoy me this evening. I'm the special. :hi: Try me with some rice.
I like Chinese food, The waiters never are rude, Think of the many things they've done to impress, There's Maoism, Taoism, I Ching and Chess.
We Blitish here in Smolensk velly intellested in cliket.
The world's loneliest sport, where hardship and philosophy go hand in glove.

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Posted 30 January 2020 - 10:35 AM

View PostIbanezJem, on 30 January 2020 - 10:17 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 29 January 2020 - 03:45 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 29 January 2020 - 01:10 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 29 January 2020 - 01:03 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 29 January 2020 - 12:23 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 28 January 2020 - 09:53 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 28 January 2020 - 07:46 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 28 January 2020 - 03:36 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 27 January 2020 - 05:13 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 27 January 2020 - 02:33 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 27 January 2020 - 12:22 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 26 January 2020 - 02:32 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 26 January 2020 - 02:00 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 26 January 2020 - 03:32 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 25 January 2020 - 04:42 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 25 January 2020 - 01:16 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 24 January 2020 - 04:41 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 24 January 2020 - 11:37 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 24 January 2020 - 10:51 AM, said:

That's Mr Your_Lion, the pilot, he's very nice really, but make sure he stays clear of battleships.
Listen, I gotta fight Your_Lion. That's what that guy Ibanez's all about. I know. I've studied him already. :notworthy:
A little brown furry thing with short stumpy legs and great long nose. I don't know what all the fuss is about, he looks pretty tame to start with!
Yes. Savage little blighter, isn't he? :finbar: So, it'll...it'll just grow back again, then, will it, Ibanez?
Sir, it is self-generating. Because we have harnessed here in this box the very forces of life itself. The very forces that will send Citizen running back to beg forgiveness!
But is the truth, as Hitchcock observes, in the box? No, there isn't room, the ambiguity has put on weight. :atickhum:
Three acts and a few special torso exercises later, Kevin, as Trigorin, the failed writer of sentimental romances, has lost over thirty-three inches. Wow. What a difference. That Anton Chekhov can certainly write.
I didn't write that!  :wtf: Sounds more like Dickens.
It sodding was not! It was Shaw!
I don't know how to say this but I got to be perfectly frank. I really and truly believe this story of yours is the greatest story in motion-picture history.
Then we'll begin.  'One day Ricky the magic Pixie went to visit Daisy Bumble in her tumbledown cottage. He found her in the bedroom. Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her...
It's a man`s life, taking your clothes off in public.
I am not a man you silly billy
Well, more than a man, a God, a great God, whose personality is so totally and utterly wonderful my feeble words of welcome sounds wretchedly and pathetically inadequate. Ladies and gentlemen of TRF, the incomparably superior human being, Harry (Citizen) Fink. :notworthy:
I eat punks like you for breakfast
I hope you're going to enjoy me this evening. I'm the special. :hi: Try me with some rice.
I like Chinese food, The waiters never are rude, Think of the many things they've done to impress, There's Maoism, Taoism, I Ching and Chess.
We Blitish here in Smolensk velly intellested in cliket.
The world's loneliest sport, where hardship and philosophy go hand in glove.
I'm a little bit sad and lonely
Now my baby's gone away...
I'm feeling kinda blue
Don't know just what to do
I feel a little sad today.

#9044 IbanezJem

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Posted 30 January 2020 - 03:19 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 30 January 2020 - 10:35 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 30 January 2020 - 10:17 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 29 January 2020 - 03:45 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 29 January 2020 - 01:10 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 29 January 2020 - 01:03 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 29 January 2020 - 12:23 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 28 January 2020 - 09:53 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 28 January 2020 - 07:46 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 28 January 2020 - 03:36 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 27 January 2020 - 05:13 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 27 January 2020 - 02:33 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 27 January 2020 - 12:22 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 26 January 2020 - 02:32 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 26 January 2020 - 02:00 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 26 January 2020 - 03:32 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 25 January 2020 - 04:42 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 25 January 2020 - 01:16 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 24 January 2020 - 04:41 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 24 January 2020 - 11:37 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 24 January 2020 - 10:51 AM, said:

That's Mr Your_Lion, the pilot, he's very nice really, but make sure he stays clear of battleships.
Listen, I gotta fight Your_Lion. That's what that guy Ibanez's all about. I know. I've studied him already. :notworthy:
A little brown furry thing with short stumpy legs and great long nose. I don't know what all the fuss is about, he looks pretty tame to start with!
Yes. Savage little blighter, isn't he? :finbar: So, it'll...it'll just grow back again, then, will it, Ibanez?
Sir, it is self-generating. Because we have harnessed here in this box the very forces of life itself. The very forces that will send Citizen running back to beg forgiveness!
But is the truth, as Hitchcock observes, in the box? No, there isn't room, the ambiguity has put on weight. :atickhum:
Three acts and a few special torso exercises later, Kevin, as Trigorin, the failed writer of sentimental romances, has lost over thirty-three inches. Wow. What a difference. That Anton Chekhov can certainly write.
I didn't write that!  :wtf: Sounds more like Dickens.
It sodding was not! It was Shaw!
I don't know how to say this but I got to be perfectly frank. I really and truly believe this story of yours is the greatest story in motion-picture history.
Then we'll begin.  'One day Ricky the magic Pixie went to visit Daisy Bumble in her tumbledown cottage. He found her in the bedroom. Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her...
It's a man`s life, taking your clothes off in public.
I am not a man you silly billy
Well, more than a man, a God, a great God, whose personality is so totally and utterly wonderful my feeble words of welcome sounds wretchedly and pathetically inadequate. Ladies and gentlemen of TRF, the incomparably superior human being, Harry (Citizen) Fink. :notworthy:
I eat punks like you for breakfast
I hope you're going to enjoy me this evening. I'm the special. :hi: Try me with some rice.
I like Chinese food, The waiters never are rude, Think of the many things they've done to impress, There's Maoism, Taoism, I Ching and Chess.
We Blitish here in Smolensk velly intellested in cliket.
The world's loneliest sport, where hardship and philosophy go hand in glove.
I'm a little bit sad and lonely
Now my baby's gone away...
I'm feeling kinda blue
Don't know just what to do
I feel a little sad today.
Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say `ni' at will to old ladies.

#9045 Citizen of the World

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Posted 30 January 2020 - 03:38 PM

this used to be a nice neighbourhood before the old ladies started moving in. Nowadays some of us daren't even go down to the shops.

#9046 IbanezJem

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Posted 31 January 2020 - 03:28 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 30 January 2020 - 03:38 PM, said:

this used to be a nice neighbourhood before the old ladies started moving in. Nowadays some of us daren't even go down to the shops.
I'm worn out. I've been shopping for six hours.

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Posted 31 January 2020 - 05:35 PM

View PostIbanezJem, on 31 January 2020 - 03:28 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 30 January 2020 - 03:38 PM, said:

this used to be a nice neighbourhood before the old ladies started moving in. Nowadays some of us daren't even go down to the shops.
I'm worn out. I've been shopping for six hours.
Well that's a long time for someone who's just had a routine checkup.

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Posted 01 February 2020 - 12:31 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 31 January 2020 - 05:35 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 31 January 2020 - 03:28 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 30 January 2020 - 03:38 PM, said:

this used to be a nice neighbourhood before the old ladies started moving in. Nowadays some of us daren't even go down to the shops.
I'm worn out. I've been shopping for six hours.
Well that's a long time for someone who's just had a routine checkup.
Here at St Pooves, we believe in ART - Active Recuperation Techniques. We try to help the patient understand that however ill he may be, he can still fulfill a useful role in society.

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Posted 02 February 2020 - 02:22 AM

View PostIbanezJem, on 01 February 2020 - 12:31 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 31 January 2020 - 05:35 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 31 January 2020 - 03:28 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 30 January 2020 - 03:38 PM, said:

this used to be a nice neighbourhood before the old ladies started moving in. Nowadays some of us daren't even go down to the shops.
I'm worn out. I've been shopping for six hours.
Well that's a long time for someone who's just had a routine checkup.
Here at St Pooves, we believe in ART - Active Recuperation Techniques. We try to help the patient understand that however ill he may be, he can still fulfill a useful role in society.
I am not a man, you silly billy.  :coy:

#9050 IbanezJem

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Posted 02 February 2020 - 04:20 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 February 2020 - 02:22 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 01 February 2020 - 12:31 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 31 January 2020 - 05:35 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 31 January 2020 - 03:28 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 30 January 2020 - 03:38 PM, said:

this used to be a nice neighbourhood before the old ladies started moving in. Nowadays some of us daren't even go down to the shops.
I'm worn out. I've been shopping for six hours.
Well that's a long time for someone who's just had a routine checkup.
Here at St Pooves, we believe in ART - Active Recuperation Techniques. We try to help the patient understand that however ill he may be, he can still fulfill a useful role in society.
I am not a man, you silly billy.  :coy:
Ah, yes you must be Mr Williams. Well, do take a seat. What seems to be the trouble?

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Posted 02 February 2020 - 06:44 PM

View PostIbanezJem, on 02 February 2020 - 04:20 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 February 2020 - 02:22 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 01 February 2020 - 12:31 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 31 January 2020 - 05:35 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 31 January 2020 - 03:28 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 30 January 2020 - 03:38 PM, said:

this used to be a nice neighbourhood before the old ladies started moving in. Nowadays some of us daren't even go down to the shops.
I'm worn out. I've been shopping for six hours.
Well that's a long time for someone who's just had a routine checkup.
Here at St Pooves, we believe in ART - Active Recuperation Techniques. We try to help the patient understand that however ill he may be, he can still fulfill a useful role in society.
I am not a man, you silly billy.  :coy:
Ah, yes you must be Mr Williams. Well, do take a seat. What seems to be the trouble?
I've come to give myself up. :ph34r: Looting, pillaging, sacking a major city, and I'd like nine thousand other charges to be taken into consideration, please.

#9052 IbanezJem

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Posted 03 February 2020 - 10:34 AM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 February 2020 - 06:44 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 02 February 2020 - 04:20 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 February 2020 - 02:22 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 01 February 2020 - 12:31 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 31 January 2020 - 05:35 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 31 January 2020 - 03:28 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 30 January 2020 - 03:38 PM, said:

this used to be a nice neighbourhood before the old ladies started moving in. Nowadays some of us daren't even go down to the shops.
I'm worn out. I've been shopping for six hours.
Well that's a long time for someone who's just had a routine checkup.
Here at St Pooves, we believe in ART - Active Recuperation Techniques. We try to help the patient understand that however ill he may be, he can still fulfill a useful role in society.
I am not a man, you silly billy.  :coy:
Ah, yes you must be Mr Williams. Well, do take a seat. What seems to be the trouble?
I've come to give myself up. :ph34r: Looting, pillaging, sacking a major city, and I'd like nine thousand other charges to be taken into consideration, please.
You`re f***ing nicked, me old beauty!

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Posted 03 February 2020 - 02:48 PM

View PostIbanezJem, on 03 February 2020 - 10:34 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 February 2020 - 06:44 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 02 February 2020 - 04:20 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 February 2020 - 02:22 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 01 February 2020 - 12:31 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 31 January 2020 - 05:35 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 31 January 2020 - 03:28 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 30 January 2020 - 03:38 PM, said:

this used to be a nice neighbourhood before the old ladies started moving in. Nowadays some of us daren't even go down to the shops.
I'm worn out. I've been shopping for six hours.
Well that's a long time for someone who's just had a routine checkup.
Here at St Pooves, we believe in ART - Active Recuperation Techniques. We try to help the patient understand that however ill he may be, he can still fulfill a useful role in society.
I am not a man, you silly billy.  :coy:
Ah, yes you must be Mr Williams. Well, do take a seat. What seems to be the trouble?
I've come to give myself up. :ph34r: Looting, pillaging, sacking a major city, and I'd like nine thousand other charges to be taken into consideration, please.
You`re f***ing nicked, me old beauty!
I'm taking you along to the station.  I'm charging you with illegal possession of whatever we happen to have down there.


I'm charging you with illegal possession of whatever we happen to have down there. Right. (makes plane noise again) Lunar module calling Buzz Aldrin. Come in. Raindrops keep falling on my head... but that doesn't mean that my...

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Posted 04 February 2020 - 02:06 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 03 February 2020 - 02:48 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 03 February 2020 - 10:34 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 February 2020 - 06:44 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 02 February 2020 - 04:20 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 February 2020 - 02:22 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 01 February 2020 - 12:31 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 31 January 2020 - 05:35 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 31 January 2020 - 03:28 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 30 January 2020 - 03:38 PM, said:

this used to be a nice neighbourhood before the old ladies started moving in. Nowadays some of us daren't even go down to the shops.
I'm worn out. I've been shopping for six hours.
Well that's a long time for someone who's just had a routine checkup.
Here at St Pooves, we believe in ART - Active Recuperation Techniques. We try to help the patient understand that however ill he may be, he can still fulfill a useful role in society.
I am not a man, you silly billy.  :coy:
Ah, yes you must be Mr Williams. Well, do take a seat. What seems to be the trouble?
I've come to give myself up. :ph34r: Looting, pillaging, sacking a major city, and I'd like nine thousand other charges to be taken into consideration, please.
You`re f***ing nicked, me old beauty!
I'm taking you along to the station.  I'm charging you with illegal possession of whatever we happen to have down there.   



A letter, a hotel registration book, and a series of photographs, which could add up to divorce, premature retirement, and possible criminal proceedings for Ibanez.  :popcorn:

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Posted 04 February 2020 - 02:42 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 04 February 2020 - 02:06 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 03 February 2020 - 02:48 PM, said:

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this used to be a nice neighbourhood before the old ladies started moving in. Nowadays some of us daren't even go down to the shops.
I'm worn out. I've been shopping for six hours.
Well that's a long time for someone who's just had a routine checkup.
Here at St Pooves, we believe in ART - Active Recuperation Techniques. We try to help the patient understand that however ill he may be, he can still fulfill a useful role in society.
I am not a man, you silly billy.  :coy:
Ah, yes you must be Mr Williams. Well, do take a seat. What seems to be the trouble?
I've come to give myself up. :ph34r: Looting, pillaging, sacking a major city, and I'd like nine thousand other charges to be taken into consideration, please.
You`re f***ing nicked, me old beauty!
I'm taking you along to the station.  I'm charging you with illegal possession of whatever we happen to have down there.   



A letter, a hotel registration book, and a series of photographs, which could add up to divorce, premature retirement, and possible criminal proceedings for Ibanez.  :popcorn:
If blackhawkrush opens his big mouth again, it`s lampshade time!

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Posted 04 February 2020 - 06:22 PM

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View PostCitizen of the World, on 30 January 2020 - 03:38 PM, said:

this used to be a nice neighbourhood before the old ladies started moving in. Nowadays some of us daren't even go down to the shops.
I'm worn out. I've been shopping for six hours.
Well that's a long time for someone who's just had a routine checkup.
Here at St Pooves, we believe in ART - Active Recuperation Techniques. We try to help the patient understand that however ill he may be, he can still fulfill a useful role in society.
I am not a man, you silly billy.  :coy:
Ah, yes you must be Mr Williams. Well, do take a seat. What seems to be the trouble?
I've come to give myself up. :ph34r: Looting, pillaging, sacking a major city, and I'd like nine thousand other charges to be taken into consideration, please.
You`re f***ing nicked, me old beauty!
I'm taking you along to the station.  I'm charging you with illegal possession of whatever we happen to have down there.   



A letter, a hotel registration book, and a series of photographs, which could add up to divorce, premature retirement, and possible criminal proceedings for Ibanez.  :popcorn:
If blackhawkrush opens his big mouth again, it`s lampshade time!
Simon-Zinc-Trumpet-blackhawkrush, married to a very attractive table lamp.

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Posted 04 February 2020 - 11:59 PM

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View PostCitizen of the World, on 30 January 2020 - 03:38 PM, said:

this used to be a nice neighbourhood before the old ladies started moving in. Nowadays some of us daren't even go down to the shops.
I'm worn out. I've been shopping for six hours.
Well that's a long time for someone who's just had a routine checkup.
Here at St Pooves, we believe in ART - Active Recuperation Techniques. We try to help the patient understand that however ill he may be, he can still fulfill a useful role in society.
I am not a man, you silly billy.  :coy:
Ah, yes you must be Mr Williams. Well, do take a seat. What seems to be the trouble?
I've come to give myself up. :ph34r: Looting, pillaging, sacking a major city, and I'd like nine thousand other charges to be taken into consideration, please.
You`re f***ing nicked, me old beauty!
I'm taking you along to the station.  I'm charging you with illegal possession of whatever we happen to have down there.   



A letter, a hotel registration book, and a series of photographs, which could add up to divorce, premature retirement, and possible criminal proceedings for Ibanez.  :popcorn:
If blackhawkrush opens his big mouth again, it`s lampshade time!
Simon-Zinc-Trumpet-blackhawkrush, married to a very attractive table lamp.
Once I married someone who was beautiful, and young, and gay, and free. Whatever happened to her?  :sigh:

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Posted 05 February 2020 - 10:02 AM

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View PostCitizen of the World, on 30 January 2020 - 03:38 PM, said:

this used to be a nice neighbourhood before the old ladies started moving in. Nowadays some of us daren't even go down to the shops.
I'm worn out. I've been shopping for six hours.
Well that's a long time for someone who's just had a routine checkup.
Here at St Pooves, we believe in ART - Active Recuperation Techniques. We try to help the patient understand that however ill he may be, he can still fulfill a useful role in society.
I am not a man, you silly billy.  :coy:
Ah, yes you must be Mr Williams. Well, do take a seat. What seems to be the trouble?
I've come to give myself up. :ph34r: Looting, pillaging, sacking a major city, and I'd like nine thousand other charges to be taken into consideration, please.
You`re f***ing nicked, me old beauty!
I'm taking you along to the station.  I'm charging you with illegal possession of whatever we happen to have down there.   



A letter, a hotel registration book, and a series of photographs, which could add up to divorce, premature retirement, and possible criminal proceedings for Ibanez.  :popcorn:
If blackhawkrush opens his big mouth again, it`s lampshade time!
Simon-Zinc-Trumpet-blackhawkrush, married to a very attractive table lamp.
Once I married someone who was beautiful, and young, and gay, and free. Whatever happened to her?  :sigh:
Er, yes. That was when I was married to the wrong one. I didn't like the colour. This is the one I want to have, so if you could just change the forms round I can take this one back with me now.

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Posted 05 February 2020 - 03:17 PM

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View PostCitizen of the World, on 30 January 2020 - 03:38 PM, said:

this used to be a nice neighbourhood before the old ladies started moving in. Nowadays some of us daren't even go down to the shops.
I'm worn out. I've been shopping for six hours.
Well that's a long time for someone who's just had a routine checkup.
Here at St Pooves, we believe in ART - Active Recuperation Techniques. We try to help the patient understand that however ill he may be, he can still fulfill a useful role in society.
I am not a man, you silly billy.  :coy:
Ah, yes you must be Mr Williams. Well, do take a seat. What seems to be the trouble?
I've come to give myself up. :ph34r: Looting, pillaging, sacking a major city, and I'd like nine thousand other charges to be taken into consideration, please.
You`re f***ing nicked, me old beauty!
I'm taking you along to the station.  I'm charging you with illegal possession of whatever we happen to have down there.   



A letter, a hotel registration book, and a series of photographs, which could add up to divorce, premature retirement, and possible criminal proceedings for Ibanez.  :popcorn:
If blackhawkrush opens his big mouth again, it`s lampshade time!
Simon-Zinc-Trumpet-blackhawkrush, married to a very attractive table lamp.
Once I married someone who was beautiful, and young, and gay, and free. Whatever happened to her?  :sigh:
Er, yes. That was when I was married to the wrong one. I didn't like the colour. This is the one I want to have, so if you could just change the forms round I can take this one back with me now.
We are here today to witness the union of two young people in the joyful bond of the holy wedlock. Unfortunately, one of them, my son Citizen, has just fallen to his death.

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Posted 05 February 2020 - 07:57 PM

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View PostCitizen of the World, on 30 January 2020 - 03:38 PM, said:

this used to be a nice neighbourhood before the old ladies started moving in. Nowadays some of us daren't even go down to the shops.
I'm worn out. I've been shopping for six hours.
Well that's a long time for someone who's just had a routine checkup.
Here at St Pooves, we believe in ART - Active Recuperation Techniques. We try to help the patient understand that however ill he may be, he can still fulfill a useful role in society.
I am not a man, you silly billy.  :coy:
Ah, yes you must be Mr Williams. Well, do take a seat. What seems to be the trouble?
I've come to give myself up. :ph34r: Looting, pillaging, sacking a major city, and I'd like nine thousand other charges to be taken into consideration, please.
You`re f***ing nicked, me old beauty!
I'm taking you along to the station.  I'm charging you with illegal possession of whatever we happen to have down there.   



A letter, a hotel registration book, and a series of photographs, which could add up to divorce, premature retirement, and possible criminal proceedings for Ibanez.  :popcorn:
If blackhawkrush opens his big mouth again, it`s lampshade time!
Simon-Zinc-Trumpet-blackhawkrush, married to a very attractive table lamp.
Once I married someone who was beautiful, and young, and gay, and free. Whatever happened to her?  :sigh:
Er, yes. That was when I was married to the wrong one. I didn't like the colour. This is the one I want to have, so if you could just change the forms round I can take this one back with me now.
We are here today to witness the union of two young people in the joyful bond of the holy wedlock. Unfortunately, one of them, my son Citizen, has just fallen to his death.
Look! Two people...three people have just fallen past that window.





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