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#9021 Citizen of the World

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Posted 23 January 2020 - 01:41 PM

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View Postblackhawkrush, on 21 January 2020 - 08:27 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 21 January 2020 - 08:12 PM, said:

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View Postblackhawkrush, on 21 January 2020 - 12:05 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 21 January 2020 - 08:09 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 20 January 2020 - 12:05 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 19 January 2020 - 09:49 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 19 January 2020 - 12:14 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 19 January 2020 - 07:49 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 19 January 2020 - 01:24 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 18 January 2020 - 08:53 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 18 January 2020 - 05:33 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 18 January 2020 - 01:28 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 January 2020 - 11:32 PM, said:

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View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 January 2020 - 03:54 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 16 January 2020 - 05:39 PM, said:

Well, I don't remember the name... :gumby: oh, I think I do remember somebody like that...Michael (73)) Ellis.
Hello, I'm Arthur. Arthur Name. Name by name but not by nature. I always say that, don't I blackhawkrushy boy?
What a beautiful name. What a beautiful, beautiful name. It goes with his eyes - it's soft and gentle, warm and yielding, deeply lyrical and yet tender and frightened like a tiny white rabbit.
Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
Citizen seems in good shape to meet the killer once again. Before an audience, some of them will have paid $920,000 million for the privilege of seeing this boy get beaten up.
After three fights - and only two convictions - his manager believes that Citizen is now ready to face the giant American, blackhawkrush
My name is blackhawkrush. Look at my feelers, :hug2:  redwings and despair. I am the biggest :hockeygoon: you'll ever see.
...ooh, You are so big,......so absolutely huge. Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.
He's beautiful...he's rich...he's got huge - tracts of land ...
An island inhabited entirely by ex-international interviewers in pursuit of the impossible dream...
Now look here, Mr Your_Lion, It's quite easy for somebody just to come along here claiming...that they have a bit to spare in the botty department. The point is, New World Women need proof. :whipgirl: :whipgirl: :whipgirl:
And that nice blackhawkrush giving his evidence so well - beautiful speaking voice... well after a bit, all I could do was bang my little gavel.
Not gill ... cup? Not gillcup!
You have been found not gillcup of the charges brought against you and may leave this court a free man. Right. My turn.
You were walking out with that very butch Clerk of the Court.  :tsk:
What is it that attracts someone like Mr. Your_Lion to this way of life? I have with me a consultant psychiatrist.
Well ... yes ... um, he's a kind of psychiatrist he's ... he's not a proper psychiatrist. He's not er ... fully qualified ... in, um, quite the sort of way we should want.
The man who has been speaking to you is an impostor. He is not in fact Psychiatrist of East Anglia, but a man wanted by the police.  :ph34r:
The police are anxious to speak to anyone who saw the crime, ladies with large breasts, or just anyone who likes policemen.
Never mind that, Your_Lion, this is the big one. I've just had Whitby Police on the phone with twelve hangees.
Look, look, I must look a bit of a chump hanging upside down like this.

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#9022 Your_Lion

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Posted 24 January 2020 - 06:54 AM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 23 January 2020 - 01:41 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 22 January 2020 - 01:48 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 22 January 2020 - 06:29 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 21 January 2020 - 08:27 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 21 January 2020 - 08:12 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 21 January 2020 - 02:02 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 21 January 2020 - 12:05 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 21 January 2020 - 08:09 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 20 January 2020 - 12:05 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 19 January 2020 - 09:49 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 19 January 2020 - 12:14 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 19 January 2020 - 07:49 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 19 January 2020 - 01:24 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 18 January 2020 - 08:53 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 18 January 2020 - 05:33 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 18 January 2020 - 01:28 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 January 2020 - 11:32 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 17 January 2020 - 03:16 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 January 2020 - 03:54 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 16 January 2020 - 05:39 PM, said:

Well, I don't remember the name... :gumby: oh, I think I do remember somebody like that...Michael (73)) Ellis.
Hello, I'm Arthur. Arthur Name. Name by name but not by nature. I always say that, don't I blackhawkrushy boy?
What a beautiful name. What a beautiful, beautiful name. It goes with his eyes - it's soft and gentle, warm and yielding, deeply lyrical and yet tender and frightened like a tiny white rabbit.
Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
Citizen seems in good shape to meet the killer once again. Before an audience, some of them will have paid $920,000 million for the privilege of seeing this boy get beaten up.
After three fights - and only two convictions - his manager believes that Citizen is now ready to face the giant American, blackhawkrush
My name is blackhawkrush. Look at my feelers, :hug2:  redwings and despair. I am the biggest :hockeygoon: you'll ever see.
...ooh, You are so big,......so absolutely huge. Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.
He's beautiful...he's rich...he's got huge - tracts of land ...
An island inhabited entirely by ex-international interviewers in pursuit of the impossible dream...
Now look here, Mr Your_Lion, It's quite easy for somebody just to come along here claiming...that they have a bit to spare in the botty department. The point is, New World Women need proof. :whipgirl: :whipgirl: :whipgirl:
And that nice blackhawkrush giving his evidence so well - beautiful speaking voice... well after a bit, all I could do was bang my little gavel.
Not gill ... cup? Not gillcup!
You have been found not gillcup of the charges brought against you and may leave this court a free man. Right. My turn.
You were walking out with that very butch Clerk of the Court.  :tsk:
What is it that attracts someone like Mr. Your_Lion to this way of life? I have with me a consultant psychiatrist.
Well ... yes ... um, he's a kind of psychiatrist he's ... he's not a proper psychiatrist. He's not er ... fully qualified ... in, um, quite the sort of way we should want.
The man who has been speaking to you is an impostor. He is not in fact Psychiatrist of East Anglia, but a man wanted by the police.  :ph34r:
The police are anxious to speak to anyone who saw the crime, ladies with large breasts, or just anyone who likes policemen.
Never mind that, Your_Lion, this is the big one. I've just had Whitby Police on the phone with twelve hangees.
Look, look, I must look a bit of a chump hanging upside down like this.
I am not on a wire. I am flying.

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Posted 24 January 2020 - 10:51 AM

That's Mr Your_Lion, the pilot, he's very nice really, but make sure he stays clear of battleships.

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Posted 24 January 2020 - 11:37 AM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 24 January 2020 - 10:51 AM, said:

That's Mr Your_Lion, the pilot, he's very nice really, but make sure he stays clear of battleships.
Listen, I gotta fight Your_Lion. That's what that guy Ibanez's all about. I know. I've studied him already. :notworthy:

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Posted 24 January 2020 - 04:41 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 24 January 2020 - 11:37 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 24 January 2020 - 10:51 AM, said:

That's Mr Your_Lion, the pilot, he's very nice really, but make sure he stays clear of battleships.
Listen, I gotta fight Your_Lion. That's what that guy Ibanez's all about. I know. I've studied him already. :notworthy:
A little brown furry thing with short stumpy legs and great long nose. I don't know what all the fuss is about, he looks pretty tame to start with!

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Posted 24 January 2020 - 06:42 PM

Sorry for duplicating this post on another thread, but this is just so sweet and beautiful! :wub:

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Posted 25 January 2020 - 01:16 PM

View PostIbanezJem, on 24 January 2020 - 04:41 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 24 January 2020 - 11:37 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 24 January 2020 - 10:51 AM, said:

That's Mr Your_Lion, the pilot, he's very nice really, but make sure he stays clear of battleships.
Listen, I gotta fight Your_Lion. That's what that guy Ibanez's all about. I know. I've studied him already. :notworthy:
A little brown furry thing with short stumpy legs and great long nose. I don't know what all the fuss is about, he looks pretty tame to start with!
Yes. Savage little blighter, isn't he? :finbar: So, it'll...it'll just grow back again, then, will it, Ibanez?

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Posted 25 January 2020 - 04:42 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 25 January 2020 - 01:16 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 24 January 2020 - 04:41 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 24 January 2020 - 11:37 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 24 January 2020 - 10:51 AM, said:

That's Mr Your_Lion, the pilot, he's very nice really, but make sure he stays clear of battleships.
Listen, I gotta fight Your_Lion. That's what that guy Ibanez's all about. I know. I've studied him already. :notworthy:
A little brown furry thing with short stumpy legs and great long nose. I don't know what all the fuss is about, he looks pretty tame to start with!
Yes. Savage little blighter, isn't he? :finbar: So, it'll...it'll just grow back again, then, will it, Ibanez?
Sir, it is self-generating. Because we have harnessed here in this box the very forces of life itself. The very forces that will send Citizen running back to beg forgiveness!

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Posted 26 January 2020 - 03:32 AM

View PostIbanezJem, on 25 January 2020 - 04:42 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 25 January 2020 - 01:16 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 24 January 2020 - 04:41 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 24 January 2020 - 11:37 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 24 January 2020 - 10:51 AM, said:

That's Mr Your_Lion, the pilot, he's very nice really, but make sure he stays clear of battleships.
Listen, I gotta fight Your_Lion. That's what that guy Ibanez's all about. I know. I've studied him already. :notworthy:
A little brown furry thing with short stumpy legs and great long nose. I don't know what all the fuss is about, he looks pretty tame to start with!
Yes. Savage little blighter, isn't he? :finbar: So, it'll...it'll just grow back again, then, will it, Ibanez?
Sir, it is self-generating. Because we have harnessed here in this box the very forces of life itself. The very forces that will send Citizen running back to beg forgiveness!
But is the truth, as Hitchcock observes, in the box? No, there isn't room, the ambiguity has put on weight. :atickhum:

#9030 Your_Lion

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Posted 26 January 2020 - 02:00 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 26 January 2020 - 03:32 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 25 January 2020 - 04:42 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 25 January 2020 - 01:16 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 24 January 2020 - 04:41 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 24 January 2020 - 11:37 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 24 January 2020 - 10:51 AM, said:

That's Mr Your_Lion, the pilot, he's very nice really, but make sure he stays clear of battleships.
Listen, I gotta fight Your_Lion. That's what that guy Ibanez's all about. I know. I've studied him already. :notworthy:
A little brown furry thing with short stumpy legs and great long nose. I don't know what all the fuss is about, he looks pretty tame to start with!
Yes. Savage little blighter, isn't he? :finbar: So, it'll...it'll just grow back again, then, will it, Ibanez?
Sir, it is self-generating. Because we have harnessed here in this box the very forces of life itself. The very forces that will send Citizen running back to beg forgiveness!
But is the truth, as Hitchcock observes, in the box? No, there isn't room, the ambiguity has put on weight. :atickhum:
Three acts and a few special torso exercises later, Kevin, as Trigorin, the failed writer of sentimental romances, has lost over thirty-three inches. Wow. What a difference. That Anton Chekhov can certainly write.

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Posted 26 January 2020 - 02:32 PM

View PostYour_Lion, on 26 January 2020 - 02:00 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 26 January 2020 - 03:32 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 25 January 2020 - 04:42 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 25 January 2020 - 01:16 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 24 January 2020 - 04:41 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 24 January 2020 - 11:37 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 24 January 2020 - 10:51 AM, said:

That's Mr Your_Lion, the pilot, he's very nice really, but make sure he stays clear of battleships.
Listen, I gotta fight Your_Lion. That's what that guy Ibanez's all about. I know. I've studied him already. :notworthy:
A little brown furry thing with short stumpy legs and great long nose. I don't know what all the fuss is about, he looks pretty tame to start with!
Yes. Savage little blighter, isn't he? :finbar: So, it'll...it'll just grow back again, then, will it, Ibanez?
Sir, it is self-generating. Because we have harnessed here in this box the very forces of life itself. The very forces that will send Citizen running back to beg forgiveness!
But is the truth, as Hitchcock observes, in the box? No, there isn't room, the ambiguity has put on weight. :atickhum:
Three acts and a few special torso exercises later, Kevin, as Trigorin, the failed writer of sentimental romances, has lost over thirty-three inches. Wow. What a difference. That Anton Chekhov can certainly write.
I didn't write that!  :wtf: Sounds more like Dickens.

#9032 Citizen of the World

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Posted 27 January 2020 - 12:22 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 26 January 2020 - 02:32 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 26 January 2020 - 02:00 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 26 January 2020 - 03:32 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 25 January 2020 - 04:42 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 25 January 2020 - 01:16 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 24 January 2020 - 04:41 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 24 January 2020 - 11:37 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 24 January 2020 - 10:51 AM, said:

That's Mr Your_Lion, the pilot, he's very nice really, but make sure he stays clear of battleships.
Listen, I gotta fight Your_Lion. That's what that guy Ibanez's all about. I know. I've studied him already. :notworthy:
A little brown furry thing with short stumpy legs and great long nose. I don't know what all the fuss is about, he looks pretty tame to start with!
Yes. Savage little blighter, isn't he? :finbar: So, it'll...it'll just grow back again, then, will it, Ibanez?
Sir, it is self-generating. Because we have harnessed here in this box the very forces of life itself. The very forces that will send Citizen running back to beg forgiveness!
But is the truth, as Hitchcock observes, in the box? No, there isn't room, the ambiguity has put on weight. :atickhum:
Three acts and a few special torso exercises later, Kevin, as Trigorin, the failed writer of sentimental romances, has lost over thirty-three inches. Wow. What a difference. That Anton Chekhov can certainly write.
I didn't write that!  :wtf: Sounds more like Dickens.
It sodding was not! It was Shaw!

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Posted 27 January 2020 - 02:33 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 27 January 2020 - 12:22 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 26 January 2020 - 02:32 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 26 January 2020 - 02:00 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 26 January 2020 - 03:32 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 25 January 2020 - 04:42 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 25 January 2020 - 01:16 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 24 January 2020 - 04:41 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 24 January 2020 - 11:37 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 24 January 2020 - 10:51 AM, said:

That's Mr Your_Lion, the pilot, he's very nice really, but make sure he stays clear of battleships.
Listen, I gotta fight Your_Lion. That's what that guy Ibanez's all about. I know. I've studied him already. :notworthy:
A little brown furry thing with short stumpy legs and great long nose. I don't know what all the fuss is about, he looks pretty tame to start with!
Yes. Savage little blighter, isn't he? :finbar: So, it'll...it'll just grow back again, then, will it, Ibanez?
Sir, it is self-generating. Because we have harnessed here in this box the very forces of life itself. The very forces that will send Citizen running back to beg forgiveness!
But is the truth, as Hitchcock observes, in the box? No, there isn't room, the ambiguity has put on weight. :atickhum:
Three acts and a few special torso exercises later, Kevin, as Trigorin, the failed writer of sentimental romances, has lost over thirty-three inches. Wow. What a difference. That Anton Chekhov can certainly write.
I didn't write that!  :wtf: Sounds more like Dickens.
It sodding was not! It was Shaw!
I don't know how to say this but I got to be perfectly frank. I really and truly believe this story of yours is the greatest story in motion-picture history.

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Posted 27 January 2020 - 05:13 PM

View PostIbanezJem, on 27 January 2020 - 02:33 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 27 January 2020 - 12:22 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 26 January 2020 - 02:32 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 26 January 2020 - 02:00 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 26 January 2020 - 03:32 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 25 January 2020 - 04:42 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 25 January 2020 - 01:16 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 24 January 2020 - 04:41 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 24 January 2020 - 11:37 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 24 January 2020 - 10:51 AM, said:

That's Mr Your_Lion, the pilot, he's very nice really, but make sure he stays clear of battleships.
Listen, I gotta fight Your_Lion. That's what that guy Ibanez's all about. I know. I've studied him already. :notworthy:
A little brown furry thing with short stumpy legs and great long nose. I don't know what all the fuss is about, he looks pretty tame to start with!
Yes. Savage little blighter, isn't he? :finbar: So, it'll...it'll just grow back again, then, will it, Ibanez?
Sir, it is self-generating. Because we have harnessed here in this box the very forces of life itself. The very forces that will send Citizen running back to beg forgiveness!
But is the truth, as Hitchcock observes, in the box? No, there isn't room, the ambiguity has put on weight. :atickhum:
Three acts and a few special torso exercises later, Kevin, as Trigorin, the failed writer of sentimental romances, has lost over thirty-three inches. Wow. What a difference. That Anton Chekhov can certainly write.
I didn't write that!  :wtf: Sounds more like Dickens.
It sodding was not! It was Shaw!
I don't know how to say this but I got to be perfectly frank. I really and truly believe this story of yours is the greatest story in motion-picture history.
Then we'll begin.  'One day Ricky the magic Pixie went to visit Daisy Bumble in her tumbledown cottage. He found her in the bedroom. Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her...

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Posted 28 January 2020 - 03:36 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 27 January 2020 - 05:13 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 27 January 2020 - 02:33 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 27 January 2020 - 12:22 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 26 January 2020 - 02:32 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 26 January 2020 - 02:00 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 26 January 2020 - 03:32 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 25 January 2020 - 04:42 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 25 January 2020 - 01:16 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 24 January 2020 - 04:41 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 24 January 2020 - 11:37 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 24 January 2020 - 10:51 AM, said:

That's Mr Your_Lion, the pilot, he's very nice really, but make sure he stays clear of battleships.
Listen, I gotta fight Your_Lion. That's what that guy Ibanez's all about. I know. I've studied him already. :notworthy:
A little brown furry thing with short stumpy legs and great long nose. I don't know what all the fuss is about, he looks pretty tame to start with!
Yes. Savage little blighter, isn't he? :finbar: So, it'll...it'll just grow back again, then, will it, Ibanez?
Sir, it is self-generating. Because we have harnessed here in this box the very forces of life itself. The very forces that will send Citizen running back to beg forgiveness!
But is the truth, as Hitchcock observes, in the box? No, there isn't room, the ambiguity has put on weight. :atickhum:
Three acts and a few special torso exercises later, Kevin, as Trigorin, the failed writer of sentimental romances, has lost over thirty-three inches. Wow. What a difference. That Anton Chekhov can certainly write.
I didn't write that!  :wtf: Sounds more like Dickens.
It sodding was not! It was Shaw!
I don't know how to say this but I got to be perfectly frank. I really and truly believe this story of yours is the greatest story in motion-picture history.
Then we'll begin.  'One day Ricky the magic Pixie went to visit Daisy Bumble in her tumbledown cottage. He found her in the bedroom. Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her...
It's a man`s life, taking your clothes off in public.

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Posted 28 January 2020 - 07:46 PM

View PostIbanezJem, on 28 January 2020 - 03:36 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 27 January 2020 - 05:13 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 27 January 2020 - 02:33 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 27 January 2020 - 12:22 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 26 January 2020 - 02:32 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 26 January 2020 - 02:00 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 26 January 2020 - 03:32 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 25 January 2020 - 04:42 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 25 January 2020 - 01:16 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 24 January 2020 - 04:41 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 24 January 2020 - 11:37 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 24 January 2020 - 10:51 AM, said:

That's Mr Your_Lion, the pilot, he's very nice really, but make sure he stays clear of battleships.
Listen, I gotta fight Your_Lion. That's what that guy Ibanez's all about. I know. I've studied him already. :notworthy:
A little brown furry thing with short stumpy legs and great long nose. I don't know what all the fuss is about, he looks pretty tame to start with!
Yes. Savage little blighter, isn't he? :finbar: So, it'll...it'll just grow back again, then, will it, Ibanez?
Sir, it is self-generating. Because we have harnessed here in this box the very forces of life itself. The very forces that will send Citizen running back to beg forgiveness!
But is the truth, as Hitchcock observes, in the box? No, there isn't room, the ambiguity has put on weight. :atickhum:
Three acts and a few special torso exercises later, Kevin, as Trigorin, the failed writer of sentimental romances, has lost over thirty-three inches. Wow. What a difference. That Anton Chekhov can certainly write.
I didn't write that!  :wtf: Sounds more like Dickens.
It sodding was not! It was Shaw!
I don't know how to say this but I got to be perfectly frank. I really and truly believe this story of yours is the greatest story in motion-picture history.
Then we'll begin.  'One day Ricky the magic Pixie went to visit Daisy Bumble in her tumbledown cottage. He found her in the bedroom. Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her...
It's a man`s life, taking your clothes off in public.
I am not a man you silly billy

#9037 blackhawkrush

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Posted 28 January 2020 - 09:53 PM

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View PostCitizen of the World, on 24 January 2020 - 10:51 AM, said:

That's Mr Your_Lion, the pilot, he's very nice really, but make sure he stays clear of battleships.
Listen, I gotta fight Your_Lion. That's what that guy Ibanez's all about. I know. I've studied him already. :notworthy:
A little brown furry thing with short stumpy legs and great long nose. I don't know what all the fuss is about, he looks pretty tame to start with!
Yes. Savage little blighter, isn't he? :finbar: So, it'll...it'll just grow back again, then, will it, Ibanez?
Sir, it is self-generating. Because we have harnessed here in this box the very forces of life itself. The very forces that will send Citizen running back to beg forgiveness!
But is the truth, as Hitchcock observes, in the box? No, there isn't room, the ambiguity has put on weight. :atickhum:
Three acts and a few special torso exercises later, Kevin, as Trigorin, the failed writer of sentimental romances, has lost over thirty-three inches. Wow. What a difference. That Anton Chekhov can certainly write.
I didn't write that!  :wtf: Sounds more like Dickens.
It sodding was not! It was Shaw!
I don't know how to say this but I got to be perfectly frank. I really and truly believe this story of yours is the greatest story in motion-picture history.
Then we'll begin.  'One day Ricky the magic Pixie went to visit Daisy Bumble in her tumbledown cottage. He found her in the bedroom. Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her...
It's a man`s life, taking your clothes off in public.
I am not a man you silly billy
Well, more than a man, a God, a great God, whose personality is so totally and utterly wonderful my feeble words of welcome sounds wretchedly and pathetically inadequate. Ladies and gentlemen of TRF, the incomparably superior human being, Harry (Citizen) Fink. :notworthy:

#9038 Citizen of the World

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Posted 29 January 2020 - 12:23 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 28 January 2020 - 09:53 PM, said:

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View PostIbanezJem, on 28 January 2020 - 03:36 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 27 January 2020 - 05:13 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 27 January 2020 - 02:33 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 27 January 2020 - 12:22 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 26 January 2020 - 02:32 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 26 January 2020 - 02:00 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 26 January 2020 - 03:32 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 25 January 2020 - 04:42 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 25 January 2020 - 01:16 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 24 January 2020 - 04:41 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 24 January 2020 - 11:37 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 24 January 2020 - 10:51 AM, said:

That's Mr Your_Lion, the pilot, he's very nice really, but make sure he stays clear of battleships.
Listen, I gotta fight Your_Lion. That's what that guy Ibanez's all about. I know. I've studied him already. :notworthy:
A little brown furry thing with short stumpy legs and great long nose. I don't know what all the fuss is about, he looks pretty tame to start with!
Yes. Savage little blighter, isn't he? :finbar: So, it'll...it'll just grow back again, then, will it, Ibanez?
Sir, it is self-generating. Because we have harnessed here in this box the very forces of life itself. The very forces that will send Citizen running back to beg forgiveness!
But is the truth, as Hitchcock observes, in the box? No, there isn't room, the ambiguity has put on weight. :atickhum:
Three acts and a few special torso exercises later, Kevin, as Trigorin, the failed writer of sentimental romances, has lost over thirty-three inches. Wow. What a difference. That Anton Chekhov can certainly write.
I didn't write that!  :wtf: Sounds more like Dickens.
It sodding was not! It was Shaw!
I don't know how to say this but I got to be perfectly frank. I really and truly believe this story of yours is the greatest story in motion-picture history.
Then we'll begin.  'One day Ricky the magic Pixie went to visit Daisy Bumble in her tumbledown cottage. He found her in the bedroom. Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her...
It's a man`s life, taking your clothes off in public.
I am not a man you silly billy
Well, more than a man, a God, a great God, whose personality is so totally and utterly wonderful my feeble words of welcome sounds wretchedly and pathetically inadequate. Ladies and gentlemen of TRF, the incomparably superior human being, Harry (Citizen) Fink. :notworthy:
I eat punks like you for breakfast

#9039 blackhawkrush

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Posted 29 January 2020 - 01:03 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 29 January 2020 - 12:23 PM, said:

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View PostCitizen of the World, on 28 January 2020 - 07:46 PM, said:

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View PostCitizen of the World, on 27 January 2020 - 05:13 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 27 January 2020 - 02:33 PM, said:

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View PostIbanezJem, on 25 January 2020 - 04:42 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 25 January 2020 - 01:16 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 24 January 2020 - 04:41 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 24 January 2020 - 11:37 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 24 January 2020 - 10:51 AM, said:

That's Mr Your_Lion, the pilot, he's very nice really, but make sure he stays clear of battleships.
Listen, I gotta fight Your_Lion. That's what that guy Ibanez's all about. I know. I've studied him already. :notworthy:
A little brown furry thing with short stumpy legs and great long nose. I don't know what all the fuss is about, he looks pretty tame to start with!
Yes. Savage little blighter, isn't he? :finbar: So, it'll...it'll just grow back again, then, will it, Ibanez?
Sir, it is self-generating. Because we have harnessed here in this box the very forces of life itself. The very forces that will send Citizen running back to beg forgiveness!
But is the truth, as Hitchcock observes, in the box? No, there isn't room, the ambiguity has put on weight. :atickhum:
Three acts and a few special torso exercises later, Kevin, as Trigorin, the failed writer of sentimental romances, has lost over thirty-three inches. Wow. What a difference. That Anton Chekhov can certainly write.
I didn't write that!  :wtf: Sounds more like Dickens.
It sodding was not! It was Shaw!
I don't know how to say this but I got to be perfectly frank. I really and truly believe this story of yours is the greatest story in motion-picture history.
Then we'll begin.  'One day Ricky the magic Pixie went to visit Daisy Bumble in her tumbledown cottage. He found her in the bedroom. Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her...
It's a man`s life, taking your clothes off in public.
I am not a man you silly billy
Well, more than a man, a God, a great God, whose personality is so totally and utterly wonderful my feeble words of welcome sounds wretchedly and pathetically inadequate. Ladies and gentlemen of TRF, the incomparably superior human being, Harry (Citizen) Fink. :notworthy:
I eat punks like you for breakfast
I hope you're going to enjoy me this evening. I'm the special. :hi: Try me with some rice.

#9040 IbanezJem

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Posted 29 January 2020 - 01:10 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 29 January 2020 - 01:03 PM, said:

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View Postblackhawkrush, on 28 January 2020 - 09:53 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 28 January 2020 - 07:46 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 28 January 2020 - 03:36 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 27 January 2020 - 05:13 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 27 January 2020 - 02:33 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 27 January 2020 - 12:22 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 26 January 2020 - 02:32 PM, said:

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View Postblackhawkrush, on 26 January 2020 - 03:32 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 25 January 2020 - 04:42 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 25 January 2020 - 01:16 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 24 January 2020 - 04:41 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 24 January 2020 - 11:37 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 24 January 2020 - 10:51 AM, said:

That's Mr Your_Lion, the pilot, he's very nice really, but make sure he stays clear of battleships.
Listen, I gotta fight Your_Lion. That's what that guy Ibanez's all about. I know. I've studied him already. :notworthy:
A little brown furry thing with short stumpy legs and great long nose. I don't know what all the fuss is about, he looks pretty tame to start with!
Yes. Savage little blighter, isn't he? :finbar: So, it'll...it'll just grow back again, then, will it, Ibanez?
Sir, it is self-generating. Because we have harnessed here in this box the very forces of life itself. The very forces that will send Citizen running back to beg forgiveness!
But is the truth, as Hitchcock observes, in the box? No, there isn't room, the ambiguity has put on weight. :atickhum:
Three acts and a few special torso exercises later, Kevin, as Trigorin, the failed writer of sentimental romances, has lost over thirty-three inches. Wow. What a difference. That Anton Chekhov can certainly write.
I didn't write that!  :wtf: Sounds more like Dickens.
It sodding was not! It was Shaw!
I don't know how to say this but I got to be perfectly frank. I really and truly believe this story of yours is the greatest story in motion-picture history.
Then we'll begin.  'One day Ricky the magic Pixie went to visit Daisy Bumble in her tumbledown cottage. He found her in the bedroom. Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her...
It's a man`s life, taking your clothes off in public.
I am not a man you silly billy
Well, more than a man, a God, a great God, whose personality is so totally and utterly wonderful my feeble words of welcome sounds wretchedly and pathetically inadequate. Ladies and gentlemen of TRF, the incomparably superior human being, Harry (Citizen) Fink. :notworthy:
I eat punks like you for breakfast
I hope you're going to enjoy me this evening. I'm the special. :hi: Try me with some rice.
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