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#9001 blackhawkrush

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Posted 16 January 2020 - 05:39 PM

Well, I don't remember the name... :gumby: oh, I think I do remember somebody like that...Michael (73)) Ellis.

Edited by blackhawkrush, 16 January 2020 - 05:44 PM.


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Posted 17 January 2020 - 03:54 AM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 16 January 2020 - 05:39 PM, said:

Well, I don't remember the name... :gumby: oh, I think I do remember somebody like that...Michael (73)) Ellis.
Hello, I'm Arthur. Arthur Name. Name by name but not by nature. I always say that, don't I blackhawkrushy boy?

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Posted 17 January 2020 - 03:16 PM

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View Postblackhawkrush, on 16 January 2020 - 05:39 PM, said:

Well, I don't remember the name... :gumby: oh, I think I do remember somebody like that...Michael (73)) Ellis.
Hello, I'm Arthur. Arthur Name. Name by name but not by nature. I always say that, don't I blackhawkrushy boy?
What a beautiful name. What a beautiful, beautiful name. It goes with his eyes - it's soft and gentle, warm and yielding, deeply lyrical and yet tender and frightened like a tiny white rabbit.

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Posted 17 January 2020 - 11:32 PM

View PostIbanezJem, on 17 January 2020 - 03:16 PM, said:

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View Postblackhawkrush, on 16 January 2020 - 05:39 PM, said:

Well, I don't remember the name... :gumby: oh, I think I do remember somebody like that...Michael (73)) Ellis.
Hello, I'm Arthur. Arthur Name. Name by name but not by nature. I always say that, don't I blackhawkrushy boy?
What a beautiful name. What a beautiful, beautiful name. It goes with his eyes - it's soft and gentle, warm and yielding, deeply lyrical and yet tender and frightened like a tiny white rabbit.
Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

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Posted 18 January 2020 - 01:28 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 January 2020 - 11:32 PM, said:

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View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 January 2020 - 03:54 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 16 January 2020 - 05:39 PM, said:

Well, I don't remember the name... :gumby: oh, I think I do remember somebody like that...Michael (73)) Ellis.
Hello, I'm Arthur. Arthur Name. Name by name but not by nature. I always say that, don't I blackhawkrushy boy?
What a beautiful name. What a beautiful, beautiful name. It goes with his eyes - it's soft and gentle, warm and yielding, deeply lyrical and yet tender and frightened like a tiny white rabbit.
Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
Citizen seems in good shape to meet the killer once again. Before an audience, some of them will have paid $920,000 million for the privilege of seeing this boy get beaten up.

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Posted 18 January 2020 - 05:33 PM

View PostIbanezJem, on 18 January 2020 - 01:28 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 January 2020 - 11:32 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 17 January 2020 - 03:16 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 January 2020 - 03:54 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 16 January 2020 - 05:39 PM, said:

Well, I don't remember the name... :gumby: oh, I think I do remember somebody like that...Michael (73)) Ellis.
Hello, I'm Arthur. Arthur Name. Name by name but not by nature. I always say that, don't I blackhawkrushy boy?
What a beautiful name. What a beautiful, beautiful name. It goes with his eyes - it's soft and gentle, warm and yielding, deeply lyrical and yet tender and frightened like a tiny white rabbit.
Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
Citizen seems in good shape to meet the killer once again. Before an audience, some of them will have paid $920,000 million for the privilege of seeing this boy get beaten up.
After three fights - and only two convictions - his manager believes that Citizen is now ready to face the giant American, blackhawkrush

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Posted 18 January 2020 - 08:53 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 18 January 2020 - 05:33 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 18 January 2020 - 01:28 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 January 2020 - 11:32 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 17 January 2020 - 03:16 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 January 2020 - 03:54 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 16 January 2020 - 05:39 PM, said:

Well, I don't remember the name... :gumby: oh, I think I do remember somebody like that...Michael (73)) Ellis.
Hello, I'm Arthur. Arthur Name. Name by name but not by nature. I always say that, don't I blackhawkrushy boy?
What a beautiful name. What a beautiful, beautiful name. It goes with his eyes - it's soft and gentle, warm and yielding, deeply lyrical and yet tender and frightened like a tiny white rabbit.
Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
Citizen seems in good shape to meet the killer once again. Before an audience, some of them will have paid $920,000 million for the privilege of seeing this boy get beaten up.
After three fights - and only two convictions - his manager believes that Citizen is now ready to face the giant American, blackhawkrush
My name is blackhawkrush. Look at my feelers, :hug2:  redwings and despair. I am the biggest :hockeygoon: you'll ever see.

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Posted 19 January 2020 - 01:24 AM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 18 January 2020 - 08:53 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 18 January 2020 - 05:33 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 18 January 2020 - 01:28 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 January 2020 - 11:32 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 17 January 2020 - 03:16 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 January 2020 - 03:54 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 16 January 2020 - 05:39 PM, said:

Well, I don't remember the name... :gumby: oh, I think I do remember somebody like that...Michael (73)) Ellis.
Hello, I'm Arthur. Arthur Name. Name by name but not by nature. I always say that, don't I blackhawkrushy boy?
What a beautiful name. What a beautiful, beautiful name. It goes with his eyes - it's soft and gentle, warm and yielding, deeply lyrical and yet tender and frightened like a tiny white rabbit.
Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
Citizen seems in good shape to meet the killer once again. Before an audience, some of them will have paid $920,000 million for the privilege of seeing this boy get beaten up.
After three fights - and only two convictions - his manager believes that Citizen is now ready to face the giant American, blackhawkrush
My name is blackhawkrush. Look at my feelers, :hug2:  redwings and despair. I am the biggest :hockeygoon: you'll ever see.
...ooh, You are so big,......so absolutely huge. Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.

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Posted 19 January 2020 - 07:49 AM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 19 January 2020 - 01:24 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 18 January 2020 - 08:53 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 18 January 2020 - 05:33 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 18 January 2020 - 01:28 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 January 2020 - 11:32 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 17 January 2020 - 03:16 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 January 2020 - 03:54 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 16 January 2020 - 05:39 PM, said:

Well, I don't remember the name... :gumby: oh, I think I do remember somebody like that...Michael (73)) Ellis.
Hello, I'm Arthur. Arthur Name. Name by name but not by nature. I always say that, don't I blackhawkrushy boy?
What a beautiful name. What a beautiful, beautiful name. It goes with his eyes - it's soft and gentle, warm and yielding, deeply lyrical and yet tender and frightened like a tiny white rabbit.
Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
Citizen seems in good shape to meet the killer once again. Before an audience, some of them will have paid $920,000 million for the privilege of seeing this boy get beaten up.
After three fights - and only two convictions - his manager believes that Citizen is now ready to face the giant American, blackhawkrush
My name is blackhawkrush. Look at my feelers, :hug2:  redwings and despair. I am the biggest :hockeygoon: you'll ever see.
...ooh, You are so big,......so absolutely huge. Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.
He's beautiful...he's rich...he's got huge - tracts of land ...

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Posted 19 January 2020 - 12:14 PM

View PostIbanezJem, on 19 January 2020 - 07:49 AM, said:

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View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 January 2020 - 11:32 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 17 January 2020 - 03:16 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 January 2020 - 03:54 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 16 January 2020 - 05:39 PM, said:

Well, I don't remember the name... :gumby: oh, I think I do remember somebody like that...Michael (73)) Ellis.
Hello, I'm Arthur. Arthur Name. Name by name but not by nature. I always say that, don't I blackhawkrushy boy?
What a beautiful name. What a beautiful, beautiful name. It goes with his eyes - it's soft and gentle, warm and yielding, deeply lyrical and yet tender and frightened like a tiny white rabbit.
Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
Citizen seems in good shape to meet the killer once again. Before an audience, some of them will have paid $920,000 million for the privilege of seeing this boy get beaten up.
After three fights - and only two convictions - his manager believes that Citizen is now ready to face the giant American, blackhawkrush
My name is blackhawkrush. Look at my feelers, :hug2:  redwings and despair. I am the biggest :hockeygoon: you'll ever see.
...ooh, You are so big,......so absolutely huge. Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.
He's beautiful...he's rich...he's got huge - tracts of land ...
An island inhabited entirely by ex-international interviewers in pursuit of the impossible dream...

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Posted 19 January 2020 - 09:49 PM

View PostYour_Lion, on 19 January 2020 - 12:14 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 19 January 2020 - 07:49 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 19 January 2020 - 01:24 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 18 January 2020 - 08:53 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 18 January 2020 - 05:33 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 18 January 2020 - 01:28 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 January 2020 - 11:32 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 17 January 2020 - 03:16 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 January 2020 - 03:54 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 16 January 2020 - 05:39 PM, said:

Well, I don't remember the name... :gumby: oh, I think I do remember somebody like that...Michael (73)) Ellis.
Hello, I'm Arthur. Arthur Name. Name by name but not by nature. I always say that, don't I blackhawkrushy boy?
What a beautiful name. What a beautiful, beautiful name. It goes with his eyes - it's soft and gentle, warm and yielding, deeply lyrical and yet tender and frightened like a tiny white rabbit.
Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
Citizen seems in good shape to meet the killer once again. Before an audience, some of them will have paid $920,000 million for the privilege of seeing this boy get beaten up.
After three fights - and only two convictions - his manager believes that Citizen is now ready to face the giant American, blackhawkrush
My name is blackhawkrush. Look at my feelers, :hug2:  redwings and despair. I am the biggest :hockeygoon: you'll ever see.
...ooh, You are so big,......so absolutely huge. Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.
He's beautiful...he's rich...he's got huge - tracts of land ...
An island inhabited entirely by ex-international interviewers in pursuit of the impossible dream...
Now look here, Mr Your_Lion, It's quite easy for somebody just to come along here claiming...that they have a bit to spare in the botty department. The point is, New World Women need proof. :whipgirl: :whipgirl: :whipgirl:

#9012 IbanezJem

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Posted 20 January 2020 - 12:05 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 19 January 2020 - 09:49 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 19 January 2020 - 12:14 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 19 January 2020 - 07:49 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 19 January 2020 - 01:24 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 18 January 2020 - 08:53 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 18 January 2020 - 05:33 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 18 January 2020 - 01:28 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 January 2020 - 11:32 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 17 January 2020 - 03:16 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 January 2020 - 03:54 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 16 January 2020 - 05:39 PM, said:

Well, I don't remember the name... :gumby: oh, I think I do remember somebody like that...Michael (73)) Ellis.
Hello, I'm Arthur. Arthur Name. Name by name but not by nature. I always say that, don't I blackhawkrushy boy?
What a beautiful name. What a beautiful, beautiful name. It goes with his eyes - it's soft and gentle, warm and yielding, deeply lyrical and yet tender and frightened like a tiny white rabbit.
Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
Citizen seems in good shape to meet the killer once again. Before an audience, some of them will have paid $920,000 million for the privilege of seeing this boy get beaten up.
After three fights - and only two convictions - his manager believes that Citizen is now ready to face the giant American, blackhawkrush
My name is blackhawkrush. Look at my feelers, :hug2:  redwings and despair. I am the biggest :hockeygoon: you'll ever see.
...ooh, You are so big,......so absolutely huge. Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.
He's beautiful...he's rich...he's got huge - tracts of land ...
An island inhabited entirely by ex-international interviewers in pursuit of the impossible dream...
Now look here, Mr Your_Lion, It's quite easy for somebody just to come along here claiming...that they have a bit to spare in the botty department. The point is, New World Women need proof. :whipgirl: :whipgirl: :whipgirl:
And that nice blackhawkrush giving his evidence so well - beautiful speaking voice... well after a bit, all I could do was bang my little gavel.

Edited by IbanezJem, 20 January 2020 - 12:06 PM.


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Posted 21 January 2020 - 08:09 AM

View PostIbanezJem, on 20 January 2020 - 12:05 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 19 January 2020 - 09:49 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 19 January 2020 - 12:14 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 19 January 2020 - 07:49 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 19 January 2020 - 01:24 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 18 January 2020 - 08:53 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 18 January 2020 - 05:33 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 18 January 2020 - 01:28 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 January 2020 - 11:32 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 17 January 2020 - 03:16 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 January 2020 - 03:54 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 16 January 2020 - 05:39 PM, said:

Well, I don't remember the name... :gumby: oh, I think I do remember somebody like that...Michael (73)) Ellis.
Hello, I'm Arthur. Arthur Name. Name by name but not by nature. I always say that, don't I blackhawkrushy boy?
What a beautiful name. What a beautiful, beautiful name. It goes with his eyes - it's soft and gentle, warm and yielding, deeply lyrical and yet tender and frightened like a tiny white rabbit.
Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
Citizen seems in good shape to meet the killer once again. Before an audience, some of them will have paid $920,000 million for the privilege of seeing this boy get beaten up.
After three fights - and only two convictions - his manager believes that Citizen is now ready to face the giant American, blackhawkrush
My name is blackhawkrush. Look at my feelers, :hug2:  redwings and despair. I am the biggest :hockeygoon: you'll ever see.
...ooh, You are so big,......so absolutely huge. Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.
He's beautiful...he's rich...he's got huge - tracts of land ...
An island inhabited entirely by ex-international interviewers in pursuit of the impossible dream...
Now look here, Mr Your_Lion, It's quite easy for somebody just to come along here claiming...that they have a bit to spare in the botty department. The point is, New World Women need proof. :whipgirl: :whipgirl: :whipgirl:
And that nice blackhawkrush giving his evidence so well - beautiful speaking voice... well after a bit, all I could do was bang my little gavel.
Not gill ... cup? Not gillcup!
You have been found not gillcup of the charges brought against you and may leave this court a free man. Right. My turn.

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Posted 21 January 2020 - 12:05 PM

View PostYour_Lion, on 21 January 2020 - 08:09 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 20 January 2020 - 12:05 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 19 January 2020 - 09:49 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 19 January 2020 - 12:14 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 19 January 2020 - 07:49 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 19 January 2020 - 01:24 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 18 January 2020 - 08:53 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 18 January 2020 - 05:33 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 18 January 2020 - 01:28 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 January 2020 - 11:32 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 17 January 2020 - 03:16 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 January 2020 - 03:54 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 16 January 2020 - 05:39 PM, said:

Well, I don't remember the name... :gumby: oh, I think I do remember somebody like that...Michael (73)) Ellis.
Hello, I'm Arthur. Arthur Name. Name by name but not by nature. I always say that, don't I blackhawkrushy boy?
What a beautiful name. What a beautiful, beautiful name. It goes with his eyes - it's soft and gentle, warm and yielding, deeply lyrical and yet tender and frightened like a tiny white rabbit.
Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
Citizen seems in good shape to meet the killer once again. Before an audience, some of them will have paid $920,000 million for the privilege of seeing this boy get beaten up.
After three fights - and only two convictions - his manager believes that Citizen is now ready to face the giant American, blackhawkrush
My name is blackhawkrush. Look at my feelers, :hug2:  redwings and despair. I am the biggest :hockeygoon: you'll ever see.
...ooh, You are so big,......so absolutely huge. Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.
He's beautiful...he's rich...he's got huge - tracts of land ...
An island inhabited entirely by ex-international interviewers in pursuit of the impossible dream...
Now look here, Mr Your_Lion, It's quite easy for somebody just to come along here claiming...that they have a bit to spare in the botty department. The point is, New World Women need proof. :whipgirl: :whipgirl: :whipgirl:
And that nice blackhawkrush giving his evidence so well - beautiful speaking voice... well after a bit, all I could do was bang my little gavel.
Not gill ... cup? Not gillcup!
You have been found not gillcup of the charges brought against you and may leave this court a free man. Right. My turn.
You were walking out with that very butch Clerk of the Court.  :tsk:

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Posted 21 January 2020 - 02:02 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 21 January 2020 - 12:05 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 21 January 2020 - 08:09 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 20 January 2020 - 12:05 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 19 January 2020 - 09:49 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 19 January 2020 - 12:14 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 19 January 2020 - 07:49 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 19 January 2020 - 01:24 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 18 January 2020 - 08:53 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 18 January 2020 - 05:33 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 18 January 2020 - 01:28 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 January 2020 - 11:32 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 17 January 2020 - 03:16 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 January 2020 - 03:54 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 16 January 2020 - 05:39 PM, said:

Well, I don't remember the name... :gumby: oh, I think I do remember somebody like that...Michael (73)) Ellis.
Hello, I'm Arthur. Arthur Name. Name by name but not by nature. I always say that, don't I blackhawkrushy boy?
What a beautiful name. What a beautiful, beautiful name. It goes with his eyes - it's soft and gentle, warm and yielding, deeply lyrical and yet tender and frightened like a tiny white rabbit.
Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
Citizen seems in good shape to meet the killer once again. Before an audience, some of them will have paid $920,000 million for the privilege of seeing this boy get beaten up.
After three fights - and only two convictions - his manager believes that Citizen is now ready to face the giant American, blackhawkrush
My name is blackhawkrush. Look at my feelers, :hug2:  redwings and despair. I am the biggest :hockeygoon: you'll ever see.
...ooh, You are so big,......so absolutely huge. Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.
He's beautiful...he's rich...he's got huge - tracts of land ...
An island inhabited entirely by ex-international interviewers in pursuit of the impossible dream...
Now look here, Mr Your_Lion, It's quite easy for somebody just to come along here claiming...that they have a bit to spare in the botty department. The point is, New World Women need proof. :whipgirl: :whipgirl: :whipgirl:
And that nice blackhawkrush giving his evidence so well - beautiful speaking voice... well after a bit, all I could do was bang my little gavel.
Not gill ... cup? Not gillcup!
You have been found not gillcup of the charges brought against you and may leave this court a free man. Right. My turn.
You were walking out with that very butch Clerk of the Court.  :tsk:
What is it that attracts someone like Mr. Your_Lion to this way of life? I have with me a consultant psychiatrist.

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Posted 21 January 2020 - 08:12 PM

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View Postblackhawkrush, on 16 January 2020 - 05:39 PM, said:

Well, I don't remember the name... :gumby: oh, I think I do remember somebody like that...Michael (73)) Ellis.
Hello, I'm Arthur. Arthur Name. Name by name but not by nature. I always say that, don't I blackhawkrushy boy?
What a beautiful name. What a beautiful, beautiful name. It goes with his eyes - it's soft and gentle, warm and yielding, deeply lyrical and yet tender and frightened like a tiny white rabbit.
Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
Citizen seems in good shape to meet the killer once again. Before an audience, some of them will have paid $920,000 million for the privilege of seeing this boy get beaten up.
After three fights - and only two convictions - his manager believes that Citizen is now ready to face the giant American, blackhawkrush
My name is blackhawkrush. Look at my feelers, :hug2:  redwings and despair. I am the biggest :hockeygoon: you'll ever see.
...ooh, You are so big,......so absolutely huge. Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.
He's beautiful...he's rich...he's got huge - tracts of land ...
An island inhabited entirely by ex-international interviewers in pursuit of the impossible dream...
Now look here, Mr Your_Lion, It's quite easy for somebody just to come along here claiming...that they have a bit to spare in the botty department. The point is, New World Women need proof. :whipgirl: :whipgirl: :whipgirl:
And that nice blackhawkrush giving his evidence so well - beautiful speaking voice... well after a bit, all I could do was bang my little gavel.
Not gill ... cup? Not gillcup!
You have been found not gillcup of the charges brought against you and may leave this court a free man. Right. My turn.
You were walking out with that very butch Clerk of the Court.  :tsk:
What is it that attracts someone like Mr. Your_Lion to this way of life? I have with me a consultant psychiatrist.
Well ... yes ... um, he's a kind of psychiatrist he's ... he's not a proper psychiatrist. He's not er ... fully qualified ... in, um, quite the sort of way we should want.

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Posted 21 January 2020 - 08:27 PM

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View Postblackhawkrush, on 16 January 2020 - 05:39 PM, said:

Well, I don't remember the name... :gumby: oh, I think I do remember somebody like that...Michael (73)) Ellis.
Hello, I'm Arthur. Arthur Name. Name by name but not by nature. I always say that, don't I blackhawkrushy boy?
What a beautiful name. What a beautiful, beautiful name. It goes with his eyes - it's soft and gentle, warm and yielding, deeply lyrical and yet tender and frightened like a tiny white rabbit.
Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
Citizen seems in good shape to meet the killer once again. Before an audience, some of them will have paid $920,000 million for the privilege of seeing this boy get beaten up.
After three fights - and only two convictions - his manager believes that Citizen is now ready to face the giant American, blackhawkrush
My name is blackhawkrush. Look at my feelers, :hug2:  redwings and despair. I am the biggest :hockeygoon: you'll ever see.
...ooh, You are so big,......so absolutely huge. Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.
He's beautiful...he's rich...he's got huge - tracts of land ...
An island inhabited entirely by ex-international interviewers in pursuit of the impossible dream...
Now look here, Mr Your_Lion, It's quite easy for somebody just to come along here claiming...that they have a bit to spare in the botty department. The point is, New World Women need proof. :whipgirl: :whipgirl: :whipgirl:
And that nice blackhawkrush giving his evidence so well - beautiful speaking voice... well after a bit, all I could do was bang my little gavel.
Not gill ... cup? Not gillcup!
You have been found not gillcup of the charges brought against you and may leave this court a free man. Right. My turn.
You were walking out with that very butch Clerk of the Court.  :tsk:
What is it that attracts someone like Mr. Your_Lion to this way of life? I have with me a consultant psychiatrist.
Well ... yes ... um, he's a kind of psychiatrist he's ... he's not a proper psychiatrist. He's not er ... fully qualified ... in, um, quite the sort of way we should want.
The man who has been speaking to you is an impostor. He is not in fact Psychiatrist of East Anglia, but a man wanted by the police.  :ph34r:

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Posted 22 January 2020 - 06:29 AM

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View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 January 2020 - 11:32 PM, said:

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View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 January 2020 - 03:54 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 16 January 2020 - 05:39 PM, said:

Well, I don't remember the name... :gumby: oh, I think I do remember somebody like that...Michael (73)) Ellis.
Hello, I'm Arthur. Arthur Name. Name by name but not by nature. I always say that, don't I blackhawkrushy boy?
What a beautiful name. What a beautiful, beautiful name. It goes with his eyes - it's soft and gentle, warm and yielding, deeply lyrical and yet tender and frightened like a tiny white rabbit.
Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
Citizen seems in good shape to meet the killer once again. Before an audience, some of them will have paid $920,000 million for the privilege of seeing this boy get beaten up.
After three fights - and only two convictions - his manager believes that Citizen is now ready to face the giant American, blackhawkrush
My name is blackhawkrush. Look at my feelers, :hug2:  redwings and despair. I am the biggest :hockeygoon: you'll ever see.
...ooh, You are so big,......so absolutely huge. Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.
He's beautiful...he's rich...he's got huge - tracts of land ...
An island inhabited entirely by ex-international interviewers in pursuit of the impossible dream...
Now look here, Mr Your_Lion, It's quite easy for somebody just to come along here claiming...that they have a bit to spare in the botty department. The point is, New World Women need proof. :whipgirl: :whipgirl: :whipgirl:
And that nice blackhawkrush giving his evidence so well - beautiful speaking voice... well after a bit, all I could do was bang my little gavel.
Not gill ... cup? Not gillcup!
You have been found not gillcup of the charges brought against you and may leave this court a free man. Right. My turn.
You were walking out with that very butch Clerk of the Court.  :tsk:
What is it that attracts someone like Mr. Your_Lion to this way of life? I have with me a consultant psychiatrist.
Well ... yes ... um, he's a kind of psychiatrist he's ... he's not a proper psychiatrist. He's not er ... fully qualified ... in, um, quite the sort of way we should want.
The man who has been speaking to you is an impostor. He is not in fact Psychiatrist of East Anglia, but a man wanted by the police.  :ph34r:
The police are anxious to speak to anyone who saw the crime, ladies with large breasts, or just anyone who likes policemen.

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Posted 22 January 2020 - 07:56 AM

Just saw on Twitter that Terry Jones has died.

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Well done, Terry, a life well lived!

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Posted 22 January 2020 - 01:48 PM

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View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 January 2020 - 11:32 PM, said:

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View Postblackhawkrush, on 16 January 2020 - 05:39 PM, said:

Well, I don't remember the name... :gumby: oh, I think I do remember somebody like that...Michael (73)) Ellis.
Hello, I'm Arthur. Arthur Name. Name by name but not by nature. I always say that, don't I blackhawkrushy boy?
What a beautiful name. What a beautiful, beautiful name. It goes with his eyes - it's soft and gentle, warm and yielding, deeply lyrical and yet tender and frightened like a tiny white rabbit.
Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
Citizen seems in good shape to meet the killer once again. Before an audience, some of them will have paid $920,000 million for the privilege of seeing this boy get beaten up.
After three fights - and only two convictions - his manager believes that Citizen is now ready to face the giant American, blackhawkrush
My name is blackhawkrush. Look at my feelers, :hug2:  redwings and despair. I am the biggest :hockeygoon: you'll ever see.
...ooh, You are so big,......so absolutely huge. Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.
He's beautiful...he's rich...he's got huge - tracts of land ...
An island inhabited entirely by ex-international interviewers in pursuit of the impossible dream...
Now look here, Mr Your_Lion, It's quite easy for somebody just to come along here claiming...that they have a bit to spare in the botty department. The point is, New World Women need proof. :whipgirl: :whipgirl: :whipgirl:
And that nice blackhawkrush giving his evidence so well - beautiful speaking voice... well after a bit, all I could do was bang my little gavel.
Not gill ... cup? Not gillcup!
You have been found not gillcup of the charges brought against you and may leave this court a free man. Right. My turn.
You were walking out with that very butch Clerk of the Court.  :tsk:
What is it that attracts someone like Mr. Your_Lion to this way of life? I have with me a consultant psychiatrist.
Well ... yes ... um, he's a kind of psychiatrist he's ... he's not a proper psychiatrist. He's not er ... fully qualified ... in, um, quite the sort of way we should want.
The man who has been speaking to you is an impostor. He is not in fact Psychiatrist of East Anglia, but a man wanted by the police.  :ph34r:
The police are anxious to speak to anyone who saw the crime, ladies with large breasts, or just anyone who likes policemen.
Never mind that, Your_Lion, this is the big one. I've just had Whitby Police on the phone with twelve hangees.





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