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#8901 IbanezJem

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Posted 10 December 2019 - 01:57 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 10 December 2019 - 03:51 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 09 December 2019 - 10:15 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 09 December 2019 - 10:47 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 08 December 2019 - 09:51 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 08 December 2019 - 09:16 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 08 December 2019 - 07:58 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 08 December 2019 - 11:12 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 07 December 2019 - 09:50 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 07 December 2019 - 03:52 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 06 December 2019 - 05:00 PM, said:

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View PostCitizen of the World, on 06 December 2019 - 01:39 PM, said:

providing they are both perfectly fit I can see nothing wrong with one healthy man beating the living daylights out of a little schoolgirl
A simple country girl who took a vow of eternal brutality.
the inspiring tale of the simple crofters daughter who worked her way up to become Queen of England and Empress of the greatest empire television has ever seen
Well, you'd be surprised, actually Citizen. The Tudor economy's booming, ever since Sir Humphrey Blackhawkrush opened up the Northwest passage to Cathay, and Ibanez's expansion in Canada, there's been a tremendous surge in exports, and trade with the Holy Roman Empire is going... no, quite right, it's no good at all.
You're no bloody use at all. You're an utter bloody wash-out. You make me sick, you weed!
I'm so sorry. I-- I had no idea we had a-- a racist posting here. I-- I-- I-- I apologise most sincerely.
Well, the 73s really are clamping down these days. Only last week, JARG was sent off for having Sony radio cassette playing Radio Free Pravda. :bitchslap:
acting on his information they now wish to interview a poster in the Chicago area. Ah, police are concentrating their enquiries on The Rush Forum ...
You'll never take me alive, copper!  :bang bang:
He has been dead for four years, but he has not let that prevent him from coming here this evening.
Ah, well, we can help you. We deal with stiffs.  :gumby:
He's come about the reaping? I don't think we need any at the moment.
For the demon shall bear a nine-bladed sword. Nine-bladed! Not two or five or seven, but nine, which he will wield on all wretched sinners, sinners just like you, sir, there, and the horns shall be on the head...

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#8902 Citizen of the World

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Posted 11 December 2019 - 11:46 AM

View PostIbanezJem, on 10 December 2019 - 01:57 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 10 December 2019 - 03:51 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 09 December 2019 - 10:15 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 09 December 2019 - 10:47 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 08 December 2019 - 09:51 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 08 December 2019 - 09:16 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 08 December 2019 - 07:58 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 08 December 2019 - 11:12 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 07 December 2019 - 09:50 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 07 December 2019 - 03:52 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 06 December 2019 - 05:00 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 06 December 2019 - 03:56 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 06 December 2019 - 01:39 PM, said:

providing they are both perfectly fit I can see nothing wrong with one healthy man beating the living daylights out of a little schoolgirl
A simple country girl who took a vow of eternal brutality.
the inspiring tale of the simple crofters daughter who worked her way up to become Queen of England and Empress of the greatest empire television has ever seen
Well, you'd be surprised, actually Citizen. The Tudor economy's booming, ever since Sir Humphrey Blackhawkrush opened up the Northwest passage to Cathay, and Ibanez's expansion in Canada, there's been a tremendous surge in exports, and trade with the Holy Roman Empire is going... no, quite right, it's no good at all.
You're no bloody use at all. You're an utter bloody wash-out. You make me sick, you weed!
I'm so sorry. I-- I had no idea we had a-- a racist posting here. I-- I-- I-- I apologise most sincerely.
Well, the 73s really are clamping down these days. Only last week, JARG was sent off for having Sony radio cassette playing Radio Free Pravda. :bitchslap:
acting on his information they now wish to interview a poster in the Chicago area. Ah, police are concentrating their enquiries on The Rush Forum ...
You'll never take me alive, copper!  :bang bang:
He has been dead for four years, but he has not let that prevent him from coming here this evening.
Ah, well, we can help you. We deal with stiffs.  :gumby:
He's come about the reaping? I don't think we need any at the moment.
For the demon shall bear a nine-bladed sword. Nine-bladed! Not two or five or seven, but nine, which he will wield on all wretched sinners, sinners just like you, sir, there, and the horns shall be on the head...
Look. I-- I'd had a lovely supper, and all I said to my wife was, 'That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah.' Look. I don't think it ought to be blasphemy, just saying 'Jehovah'.

#8903 IbanezJem

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Posted 11 December 2019 - 01:08 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 11 December 2019 - 11:46 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 10 December 2019 - 01:57 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 10 December 2019 - 03:51 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 09 December 2019 - 10:15 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 09 December 2019 - 10:47 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 08 December 2019 - 09:51 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 08 December 2019 - 09:16 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 08 December 2019 - 07:58 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 08 December 2019 - 11:12 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 07 December 2019 - 09:50 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 07 December 2019 - 03:52 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 06 December 2019 - 05:00 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 06 December 2019 - 03:56 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 06 December 2019 - 01:39 PM, said:

providing they are both perfectly fit I can see nothing wrong with one healthy man beating the living daylights out of a little schoolgirl
A simple country girl who took a vow of eternal brutality.
the inspiring tale of the simple crofters daughter who worked her way up to become Queen of England and Empress of the greatest empire television has ever seen
Well, you'd be surprised, actually Citizen. The Tudor economy's booming, ever since Sir Humphrey Blackhawkrush opened up the Northwest passage to Cathay, and Ibanez's expansion in Canada, there's been a tremendous surge in exports, and trade with the Holy Roman Empire is going... no, quite right, it's no good at all.
You're no bloody use at all. You're an utter bloody wash-out. You make me sick, you weed!
I'm so sorry. I-- I had no idea we had a-- a racist posting here. I-- I-- I-- I apologise most sincerely.
Well, the 73s really are clamping down these days. Only last week, JARG was sent off for having Sony radio cassette playing Radio Free Pravda. :bitchslap:
acting on his information they now wish to interview a poster in the Chicago area. Ah, police are concentrating their enquiries on The Rush Forum ...
You'll never take me alive, copper!  :bang bang:
He has been dead for four years, but he has not let that prevent him from coming here this evening.
Ah, well, we can help you. We deal with stiffs.  :gumby:
He's come about the reaping? I don't think we need any at the moment.
For the demon shall bear a nine-bladed sword. Nine-bladed! Not two or five or seven, but nine, which he will wield on all wretched sinners, sinners just like you, sir, there, and the horns shall be on the head...
Look. I-- I'd had a lovely supper, and all I said to my wife was, 'That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah.' Look. I don't think it ought to be blasphemy, just saying 'Jehovah'.
In 1967, I became suspicious of Citizen and it was my dogged perseverance and relentless inquiries that two years later finally secured his conviction for not having a licence for his car radio. He was hanged at Leeds a year later despite the abolition of capital punishment and the public outcry.

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Posted 11 December 2019 - 06:01 PM

View PostIbanezJem, on 11 December 2019 - 01:08 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 11 December 2019 - 11:46 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 10 December 2019 - 01:57 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 10 December 2019 - 03:51 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 09 December 2019 - 10:15 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 09 December 2019 - 10:47 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 08 December 2019 - 09:51 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 08 December 2019 - 09:16 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 08 December 2019 - 07:58 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 08 December 2019 - 11:12 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 07 December 2019 - 09:50 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 07 December 2019 - 03:52 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 06 December 2019 - 05:00 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 06 December 2019 - 03:56 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 06 December 2019 - 01:39 PM, said:

providing they are both perfectly fit I can see nothing wrong with one healthy man beating the living daylights out of a little schoolgirl
A simple country girl who took a vow of eternal brutality.
the inspiring tale of the simple crofters daughter who worked her way up to become Queen of England and Empress of the greatest empire television has ever seen
Well, you'd be surprised, actually Citizen. The Tudor economy's booming, ever since Sir Humphrey Blackhawkrush opened up the Northwest passage to Cathay, and Ibanez's expansion in Canada, there's been a tremendous surge in exports, and trade with the Holy Roman Empire is going... no, quite right, it's no good at all.
You're no bloody use at all. You're an utter bloody wash-out. You make me sick, you weed!
I'm so sorry. I-- I had no idea we had a-- a racist posting here. I-- I-- I-- I apologise most sincerely.
Well, the 73s really are clamping down these days. Only last week, JARG was sent off for having Sony radio cassette playing Radio Free Pravda. :bitchslap:
acting on his information they now wish to interview a poster in the Chicago area. Ah, police are concentrating their enquiries on The Rush Forum ...
You'll never take me alive, copper!  :bang bang:
He has been dead for four years, but he has not let that prevent him from coming here this evening.
Ah, well, we can help you. We deal with stiffs.  :gumby:
He's come about the reaping? I don't think we need any at the moment.
For the demon shall bear a nine-bladed sword. Nine-bladed! Not two or five or seven, but nine, which he will wield on all wretched sinners, sinners just like you, sir, there, and the horns shall be on the head...
Look. I-- I'd had a lovely supper, and all I said to my wife was, 'That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah.' Look. I don't think it ought to be blasphemy, just saying 'Jehovah'.
In 1967, I became suspicious of Citizen and it was my dogged perseverance and relentless inquiries that two years later finally secured his conviction for not having a licence for his car radio. He was hanged at Leeds a year later despite the abolition of capital punishment and the public outcry.
England makes you sick. Best I can manage here is life imprisonment. It's hardly worth coming in in the morning. Now, South Africa? You've got your cat of nine tails, you've got four death sentences a week, you've got cheap drinks, slave labour and a booming stock market.

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Posted 12 December 2019 - 10:33 AM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 11 December 2019 - 06:01 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 11 December 2019 - 01:08 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 11 December 2019 - 11:46 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 10 December 2019 - 01:57 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 10 December 2019 - 03:51 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 09 December 2019 - 10:15 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 09 December 2019 - 10:47 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 08 December 2019 - 09:51 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 08 December 2019 - 09:16 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 08 December 2019 - 07:58 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 08 December 2019 - 11:12 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 07 December 2019 - 09:50 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 07 December 2019 - 03:52 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 06 December 2019 - 05:00 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 06 December 2019 - 03:56 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 06 December 2019 - 01:39 PM, said:

providing they are both perfectly fit I can see nothing wrong with one healthy man beating the living daylights out of a little schoolgirl
A simple country girl who took a vow of eternal brutality.
the inspiring tale of the simple crofters daughter who worked her way up to become Queen of England and Empress of the greatest empire television has ever seen
Well, you'd be surprised, actually Citizen. The Tudor economy's booming, ever since Sir Humphrey Blackhawkrush opened up the Northwest passage to Cathay, and Ibanez's expansion in Canada, there's been a tremendous surge in exports, and trade with the Holy Roman Empire is going... no, quite right, it's no good at all.
You're no bloody use at all. You're an utter bloody wash-out. You make me sick, you weed!
I'm so sorry. I-- I had no idea we had a-- a racist posting here. I-- I-- I-- I apologise most sincerely.
Well, the 73s really are clamping down these days. Only last week, JARG was sent off for having Sony radio cassette playing Radio Free Pravda. :bitchslap:
acting on his information they now wish to interview a poster in the Chicago area. Ah, police are concentrating their enquiries on The Rush Forum ...
You'll never take me alive, copper!  :bang bang:
He has been dead for four years, but he has not let that prevent him from coming here this evening.
Ah, well, we can help you. We deal with stiffs.  :gumby:
He's come about the reaping? I don't think we need any at the moment.
For the demon shall bear a nine-bladed sword. Nine-bladed! Not two or five or seven, but nine, which he will wield on all wretched sinners, sinners just like you, sir, there, and the horns shall be on the head...
Look. I-- I'd had a lovely supper, and all I said to my wife was, 'That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah.' Look. I don't think it ought to be blasphemy, just saying 'Jehovah'.
In 1967, I became suspicious of Citizen and it was my dogged perseverance and relentless inquiries that two years later finally secured his conviction for not having a licence for his car radio. He was hanged at Leeds a year later despite the abolition of capital punishment and the public outcry.
England makes you sick. Best I can manage here is life imprisonment. It's hardly worth coming in in the morning. Now, South Africa? You've got your cat of nine tails, you've got four death sentences a week, you've got cheap drinks, slave labour and a booming stock market.
What a simply super little place! :ebert: They've done wonders with it. This used to be one of the most swampy disease infested areas.

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Posted 12 December 2019 - 11:55 AM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 12 December 2019 - 10:33 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 11 December 2019 - 06:01 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 11 December 2019 - 01:08 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 11 December 2019 - 11:46 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 10 December 2019 - 01:57 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 10 December 2019 - 03:51 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 09 December 2019 - 10:15 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 09 December 2019 - 10:47 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 08 December 2019 - 09:51 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 08 December 2019 - 09:16 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 08 December 2019 - 07:58 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 08 December 2019 - 11:12 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 07 December 2019 - 09:50 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 07 December 2019 - 03:52 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 06 December 2019 - 05:00 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 06 December 2019 - 03:56 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 06 December 2019 - 01:39 PM, said:

providing they are both perfectly fit I can see nothing wrong with one healthy man beating the living daylights out of a little schoolgirl
A simple country girl who took a vow of eternal brutality.
the inspiring tale of the simple crofters daughter who worked her way up to become Queen of England and Empress of the greatest empire television has ever seen
Well, you'd be surprised, actually Citizen. The Tudor economy's booming, ever since Sir Humphrey Blackhawkrush opened up the Northwest passage to Cathay, and Ibanez's expansion in Canada, there's been a tremendous surge in exports, and trade with the Holy Roman Empire is going... no, quite right, it's no good at all.
You're no bloody use at all. You're an utter bloody wash-out. You make me sick, you weed!
I'm so sorry. I-- I had no idea we had a-- a racist posting here. I-- I-- I-- I apologise most sincerely.
Well, the 73s really are clamping down these days. Only last week, JARG was sent off for having Sony radio cassette playing Radio Free Pravda. :bitchslap:
acting on his information they now wish to interview a poster in the Chicago area. Ah, police are concentrating their enquiries on The Rush Forum ...
You'll never take me alive, copper!  :bang bang:
He has been dead for four years, but he has not let that prevent him from coming here this evening.
Ah, well, we can help you. We deal with stiffs.  :gumby:
He's come about the reaping? I don't think we need any at the moment.
For the demon shall bear a nine-bladed sword. Nine-bladed! Not two or five or seven, but nine, which he will wield on all wretched sinners, sinners just like you, sir, there, and the horns shall be on the head...
Look. I-- I'd had a lovely supper, and all I said to my wife was, 'That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah.' Look. I don't think it ought to be blasphemy, just saying 'Jehovah'.
In 1967, I became suspicious of Citizen and it was my dogged perseverance and relentless inquiries that two years later finally secured his conviction for not having a licence for his car radio. He was hanged at Leeds a year later despite the abolition of capital punishment and the public outcry.
England makes you sick. Best I can manage here is life imprisonment. It's hardly worth coming in in the morning. Now, South Africa? You've got your cat of nine tails, you've got four death sentences a week, you've got cheap drinks, slave labour and a booming stock market.
What a simply super little place! :ebert: They've done wonders with it. This used to be one of the most swampy disease infested areas.
I mean, look at this place! I'm at my wits end. Revolutionary leaflets everywhere. One of these days I'll revolutionary leaflets him. If it wasn't for the goat you couldn't get in here for propaganda.

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Posted 12 December 2019 - 12:13 PM

View PostIbanezJem, on 12 December 2019 - 11:55 AM, said:

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View PostCitizen of the World, on 11 December 2019 - 06:01 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 11 December 2019 - 01:08 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 11 December 2019 - 11:46 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 10 December 2019 - 01:57 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 10 December 2019 - 03:51 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 09 December 2019 - 10:15 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 09 December 2019 - 10:47 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 08 December 2019 - 09:51 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 08 December 2019 - 09:16 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 08 December 2019 - 07:58 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 08 December 2019 - 11:12 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 07 December 2019 - 09:50 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 07 December 2019 - 03:52 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 06 December 2019 - 05:00 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 06 December 2019 - 03:56 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 06 December 2019 - 01:39 PM, said:

providing they are both perfectly fit I can see nothing wrong with one healthy man beating the living daylights out of a little schoolgirl
A simple country girl who took a vow of eternal brutality.
the inspiring tale of the simple crofters daughter who worked her way up to become Queen of England and Empress of the greatest empire television has ever seen
Well, you'd be surprised, actually Citizen. The Tudor economy's booming, ever since Sir Humphrey Blackhawkrush opened up the Northwest passage to Cathay, and Ibanez's expansion in Canada, there's been a tremendous surge in exports, and trade with the Holy Roman Empire is going... no, quite right, it's no good at all.
You're no bloody use at all. You're an utter bloody wash-out. You make me sick, you weed!
I'm so sorry. I-- I had no idea we had a-- a racist posting here. I-- I-- I-- I apologise most sincerely.
Well, the 73s really are clamping down these days. Only last week, JARG was sent off for having Sony radio cassette playing Radio Free Pravda. :bitchslap:
acting on his information they now wish to interview a poster in the Chicago area. Ah, police are concentrating their enquiries on The Rush Forum ...
You'll never take me alive, copper!  :bang bang:
He has been dead for four years, but he has not let that prevent him from coming here this evening.
Ah, well, we can help you. We deal with stiffs.  :gumby:
He's come about the reaping? I don't think we need any at the moment.
For the demon shall bear a nine-bladed sword. Nine-bladed! Not two or five or seven, but nine, which he will wield on all wretched sinners, sinners just like you, sir, there, and the horns shall be on the head...
Look. I-- I'd had a lovely supper, and all I said to my wife was, 'That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah.' Look. I don't think it ought to be blasphemy, just saying 'Jehovah'.
In 1967, I became suspicious of Citizen and it was my dogged perseverance and relentless inquiries that two years later finally secured his conviction for not having a licence for his car radio. He was hanged at Leeds a year later despite the abolition of capital punishment and the public outcry.
England makes you sick. Best I can manage here is life imprisonment. It's hardly worth coming in in the morning. Now, South Africa? You've got your cat of nine tails, you've got four death sentences a week, you've got cheap drinks, slave labour and a booming stock market.
What a simply super little place! :ebert: They've done wonders with it. This used to be one of the most swampy disease infested areas.
I mean, look at this place! I'm at my wits end. Revolutionary leaflets everywhere. One of these days I'll revolutionary leaflets him. If it wasn't for the goat you couldn't get in here for propaganda.
I had to bring the goat, he's not well. I only hope he don't go on the carpet.

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Posted 12 December 2019 - 04:57 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 12 December 2019 - 12:13 PM, said:

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View PostIbanezJem, on 07 December 2019 - 03:52 AM, said:

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View PostIbanezJem, on 06 December 2019 - 03:56 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 06 December 2019 - 01:39 PM, said:

providing they are both perfectly fit I can see nothing wrong with one healthy man beating the living daylights out of a little schoolgirl
A simple country girl who took a vow of eternal brutality.
the inspiring tale of the simple crofters daughter who worked her way up to become Queen of England and Empress of the greatest empire television has ever seen
Well, you'd be surprised, actually Citizen. The Tudor economy's booming, ever since Sir Humphrey Blackhawkrush opened up the Northwest passage to Cathay, and Ibanez's expansion in Canada, there's been a tremendous surge in exports, and trade with the Holy Roman Empire is going... no, quite right, it's no good at all.
You're no bloody use at all. You're an utter bloody wash-out. You make me sick, you weed!
I'm so sorry. I-- I had no idea we had a-- a racist posting here. I-- I-- I-- I apologise most sincerely.
Well, the 73s really are clamping down these days. Only last week, JARG was sent off for having Sony radio cassette playing Radio Free Pravda. :bitchslap:
acting on his information they now wish to interview a poster in the Chicago area. Ah, police are concentrating their enquiries on The Rush Forum ...
You'll never take me alive, copper!  :bang bang:
He has been dead for four years, but he has not let that prevent him from coming here this evening.
Ah, well, we can help you. We deal with stiffs.  :gumby:
He's come about the reaping? I don't think we need any at the moment.
For the demon shall bear a nine-bladed sword. Nine-bladed! Not two or five or seven, but nine, which he will wield on all wretched sinners, sinners just like you, sir, there, and the horns shall be on the head...
Look. I-- I'd had a lovely supper, and all I said to my wife was, 'That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah.' Look. I don't think it ought to be blasphemy, just saying 'Jehovah'.
In 1967, I became suspicious of Citizen and it was my dogged perseverance and relentless inquiries that two years later finally secured his conviction for not having a licence for his car radio. He was hanged at Leeds a year later despite the abolition of capital punishment and the public outcry.
England makes you sick. Best I can manage here is life imprisonment. It's hardly worth coming in in the morning. Now, South Africa? You've got your cat of nine tails, you've got four death sentences a week, you've got cheap drinks, slave labour and a booming stock market.
What a simply super little place! :ebert: They've done wonders with it. This used to be one of the most swampy disease infested areas.
I mean, look at this place! I'm at my wits end. Revolutionary leaflets everywhere. One of these days I'll revolutionary leaflets him. If it wasn't for the goat you couldn't get in here for propaganda.
I had to bring the goat, he's not well. I only hope he don't go on the carpet.
Uh, Gaston! A bucket for Citizen. There you are, monsieur.

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Posted 12 December 2019 - 06:30 PM

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providing they are both perfectly fit I can see nothing wrong with one healthy man beating the living daylights out of a little schoolgirl
A simple country girl who took a vow of eternal brutality.
the inspiring tale of the simple crofters daughter who worked her way up to become Queen of England and Empress of the greatest empire television has ever seen
Well, you'd be surprised, actually Citizen. The Tudor economy's booming, ever since Sir Humphrey Blackhawkrush opened up the Northwest passage to Cathay, and Ibanez's expansion in Canada, there's been a tremendous surge in exports, and trade with the Holy Roman Empire is going... no, quite right, it's no good at all.
You're no bloody use at all. You're an utter bloody wash-out. You make me sick, you weed!
I'm so sorry. I-- I had no idea we had a-- a racist posting here. I-- I-- I-- I apologise most sincerely.
Well, the 73s really are clamping down these days. Only last week, JARG was sent off for having Sony radio cassette playing Radio Free Pravda. :bitchslap:
acting on his information they now wish to interview a poster in the Chicago area. Ah, police are concentrating their enquiries on The Rush Forum ...
You'll never take me alive, copper!  :bang bang:
He has been dead for four years, but he has not let that prevent him from coming here this evening.
Ah, well, we can help you. We deal with stiffs.  :gumby:
He's come about the reaping? I don't think we need any at the moment.
For the demon shall bear a nine-bladed sword. Nine-bladed! Not two or five or seven, but nine, which he will wield on all wretched sinners, sinners just like you, sir, there, and the horns shall be on the head...
Look. I-- I'd had a lovely supper, and all I said to my wife was, 'That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah.' Look. I don't think it ought to be blasphemy, just saying 'Jehovah'.
In 1967, I became suspicious of Citizen and it was my dogged perseverance and relentless inquiries that two years later finally secured his conviction for not having a licence for his car radio. He was hanged at Leeds a year later despite the abolition of capital punishment and the public outcry.
England makes you sick. Best I can manage here is life imprisonment. It's hardly worth coming in in the morning. Now, South Africa? You've got your cat of nine tails, you've got four death sentences a week, you've got cheap drinks, slave labour and a booming stock market.
What a simply super little place! :ebert: They've done wonders with it. This used to be one of the most swampy disease infested areas.
I mean, look at this place! I'm at my wits end. Revolutionary leaflets everywhere. One of these days I'll revolutionary leaflets him. If it wasn't for the goat you couldn't get in here for propaganda.
I had to bring the goat, he's not well. I only hope he don't go on the carpet.
Uh, Gaston! A bucket for Citizen. There you are, monsieur.
Oh yes, we get a lot of French people round here.

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Posted 13 December 2019 - 02:46 PM

Provided I get a good lift off and maybe a gust of breeze over the French coast, I shall be jumping into the centre of Calais itself.

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Posted 13 December 2019 - 11:38 PM

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Provided I get a good lift off and maybe a gust of breeze over the French coast, I shall be jumping into the centre of Calais itself.
Well I never. We are now in the Alpes Maritmes region of Southern France. IbanezJem seems more intent on reaching Moscow than on rehearsing his new BBC2 series with Neil Peart and the Younger Generation

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Posted 14 December 2019 - 10:03 AM

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Provided I get a good lift off and maybe a gust of breeze over the French coast, I shall be jumping into the centre of Calais itself.
Well I never. We are now in the Alpes Maritmes region of Southern France. IbanezJem seems more intent on reaching Moscow than on rehearsing his new BBC2 series with Neil Peart and the Younger Generation
You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're banging them together.  :Neil:

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Posted 15 December 2019 - 01:02 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 14 December 2019 - 10:03 AM, said:

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Provided I get a good lift off and maybe a gust of breeze over the French coast, I shall be jumping into the centre of Calais itself.
Well I never. We are now in the Alpes Maritmes region of Southern France. IbanezJem seems more intent on reaching Moscow than on rehearsing his new BBC2 series with Neil Peart and the Younger Generation
You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're banging them together.  :Neil:
Ken Blackhawkrush - a smile, two bangs, and a hockey team.

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Posted 15 December 2019 - 09:45 PM

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Provided I get a good lift off and maybe a gust of breeze over the French coast, I shall be jumping into the centre of Calais itself.
Well I never. We are now in the Alpes Maritmes region of Southern France. IbanezJem seems more intent on reaching Moscow than on rehearsing his new BBC2 series with Neil Peart and the Younger Generation
You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're banging them together.  :Neil:
Ken Blackhawkrush - a smile, two bangs, and a hockey team.
It's cold enough to freeze your wrists off.   :hockeygoon:

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Posted 16 December 2019 - 01:56 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 15 December 2019 - 09:45 PM, said:

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Provided I get a good lift off and maybe a gust of breeze over the French coast, I shall be jumping into the centre of Calais itself.
Well I never. We are now in the Alpes Maritmes region of Southern France. IbanezJem seems more intent on reaching Moscow than on rehearsing his new BBC2 series with Neil Peart and the Younger Generation
You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're banging them together.  :Neil:
Ken Blackhawkrush - a smile, two bangs, and a hockey team.
It's cold enough to freeze your wrists off.   :hockeygoon:
Yes, and you want me to hack a bit off.

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Posted 16 December 2019 - 09:38 PM

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Provided I get a good lift off and maybe a gust of breeze over the French coast, I shall be jumping into the centre of Calais itself.
Well I never. We are now in the Alpes Maritmes region of Southern France. IbanezJem seems more intent on reaching Moscow than on rehearsing his new BBC2 series with Neil Peart and the Younger Generation
You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're banging them together.  :Neil:
Ken Blackhawkrush - a smile, two bangs, and a hockey team.
It's cold enough to freeze your wrists off.   :hockeygoon:
Yes, and you want me to hack a bit off.
I want you to tell me if you see any similarity between them... :Alex: :guitar:   :gumby:

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Posted 17 December 2019 - 03:38 PM

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View PostIbanezJem, on 13 December 2019 - 02:46 PM, said:

Provided I get a good lift off and maybe a gust of breeze over the French coast, I shall be jumping into the centre of Calais itself.
Well I never. We are now in the Alpes Maritmes region of Southern France. IbanezJem seems more intent on reaching Moscow than on rehearsing his new BBC2 series with Neil Peart and the Younger Generation
You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're banging them together.  :Neil:
Ken Blackhawkrush - a smile, two bangs, and a hockey team.
It's cold enough to freeze your wrists off.   :hockeygoon:
Yes, and you want me to hack a bit off.
I want you to tell me if you see any similarity between them... :Alex: :guitar:   :gumby:
He does the thing with one of those silly women who can't tell Whizzo butter from a dead crab. You try that around here, young man, and we'll slit your face.

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Posted 19 December 2019 - 02:43 AM

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View PostIbanezJem, on 13 December 2019 - 02:46 PM, said:

Provided I get a good lift off and maybe a gust of breeze over the French coast, I shall be jumping into the centre of Calais itself.
Well I never. We are now in the Alpes Maritmes region of Southern France. IbanezJem seems more intent on reaching Moscow than on rehearsing his new BBC2 series with Neil Peart and the Younger Generation
You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're banging them together.  :Neil:
Ken Blackhawkrush - a smile, two bangs, and a hockey team.
It's cold enough to freeze your wrists off.   :hockeygoon:
Yes, and you want me to hack a bit off.
I want you to tell me if you see any similarity between them... :Alex: :guitar:   :gumby:
He does the thing with one of those silly women who can't tell Whizzo butter from a dead crab. You try that around here, young man, and we'll slit your face.
:Alex: was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken.

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Posted 19 December 2019 - 12:18 PM

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View PostIbanezJem, on 13 December 2019 - 02:46 PM, said:

Provided I get a good lift off and maybe a gust of breeze over the French coast, I shall be jumping into the centre of Calais itself.
Well I never. We are now in the Alpes Maritmes region of Southern France. IbanezJem seems more intent on reaching Moscow than on rehearsing his new BBC2 series with Neil Peart and the Younger Generation
You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're banging them together.  :Neil:
Ken Blackhawkrush - a smile, two bangs, and a hockey team.
It's cold enough to freeze your wrists off.   :hockeygoon:
Yes, and you want me to hack a bit off.
I want you to tell me if you see any similarity between them... :Alex: :guitar:   :gumby:
He does the thing with one of those silly women who can't tell Whizzo butter from a dead crab. You try that around here, young man, and we'll slit your face.
:Alex: was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken.
I was terrified of him. Everyone was terrified of blackhawkrush. I've seen grown men pull their own heads off rather than see blackhawkrush. Even 73 was frightened of blackhawkrush.

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Posted 22 December 2019 - 10:14 AM

Some of the TRF users will have paid $ 920.000 million for the privilege of seeing 73 get beaten up.  :smash:

Edited by blackhawkrush, 22 December 2019 - 10:23 AM.






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