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#8861 IbanezJem

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Posted 26 November 2019 - 01:12 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 25 November 2019 - 06:19 PM, said:

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View PostCitizen of the World, on 22 November 2019 - 03:35 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 22 November 2019 - 02:51 PM, said:

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View PostIbanezJem, on 21 November 2019 - 10:03 AM, said:

Leave us alone! Why don't you do a documentary about the drug problem in the "Food and Wine Aplenty" thread?
However, what is more interesting, er...is the "New World Women's" er...sex life. :drool:
Oh oh... the glorious name of TRF is besmirched, all is lost. Oh alas the day.
I'm sorry, but IbanezJem has become pretentious. I will say in his defense that he has suffered ...
.. a stirring story of love and war, violence and chivalry, set midst the pageantry and splendour of thirteenth-century England.
I still can't see it. :huh:
You inhabit arid sub-tropical zones and wear spectacles.
That's it. blackhawkrush is in Africa. As many lions as we need.
All right. Cut the haggling. I start at two thousand. We close about eighteen hundred.
no, make it fair, the briefcase and the umbrella and the two pens in your breast pocket and the chair's yours and a fiver and a pair of ex-German U-boat commander's binoculars.
The Second World War has now entered a sentimental stage. The morning on the Ardennes Front, the Germans started spooning at dawn, but the British Fifth Army responded by gazing deep in their eyes, and the Germans are reported to have gone 'all coy'.

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Posted 26 November 2019 - 08:27 PM

View PostIbanezJem, on 26 November 2019 - 01:12 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 25 November 2019 - 06:19 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 24 November 2019 - 10:53 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 23 November 2019 - 03:52 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 23 November 2019 - 11:27 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 23 November 2019 - 08:43 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 23 November 2019 - 03:58 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 22 November 2019 - 03:35 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 22 November 2019 - 02:51 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 21 November 2019 - 04:43 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 21 November 2019 - 10:03 AM, said:

Leave us alone! Why don't you do a documentary about the drug problem in the "Food and Wine Aplenty" thread?
However, what is more interesting, er...is the "New World Women's" er...sex life. :drool:
Oh oh... the glorious name of TRF is besmirched, all is lost. Oh alas the day.
I'm sorry, but IbanezJem has become pretentious. I will say in his defense that he has suffered ...
.. a stirring story of love and war, violence and chivalry, set midst the pageantry and splendour of thirteenth-century England.
I still can't see it. :huh:
You inhabit arid sub-tropical zones and wear spectacles.
That's it. blackhawkrush is in Africa. As many lions as we need.
All right. Cut the haggling. I start at two thousand. We close about eighteen hundred.
no, make it fair, the briefcase and the umbrella and the two pens in your breast pocket and the chair's yours and a fiver and a pair of ex-German U-boat commander's binoculars.
The Second World War has now entered a sentimental stage. The morning on the Ardennes Front, the Germans started spooning at dawn, but the British Fifth Army responded by gazing deep in their eyes, and the Germans are reported to have gone 'all coy'.
Don't come the brigadier bit with us, dear, we all know where you've been, you military fairy. Whoops, don't look now girls the major's just minced in with that dolly colour sergeant, two, three, ooh-ho!

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Posted 26 November 2019 - 09:48 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 26 November 2019 - 08:27 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 26 November 2019 - 01:12 PM, said:

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View PostCitizen of the World, on 23 November 2019 - 03:52 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 23 November 2019 - 11:27 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 23 November 2019 - 08:43 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 23 November 2019 - 03:58 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 22 November 2019 - 03:35 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 22 November 2019 - 02:51 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 21 November 2019 - 04:43 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 21 November 2019 - 10:03 AM, said:

Leave us alone! Why don't you do a documentary about the drug problem in the "Food and Wine Aplenty" thread?
However, what is more interesting, er...is the "New World Women's" er...sex life. :drool:
Oh oh... the glorious name of TRF is besmirched, all is lost. Oh alas the day.
I'm sorry, but IbanezJem has become pretentious. I will say in his defense that he has suffered ...
.. a stirring story of love and war, violence and chivalry, set midst the pageantry and splendour of thirteenth-century England.
I still can't see it. :huh:
You inhabit arid sub-tropical zones and wear spectacles.
That's it. blackhawkrush is in Africa. As many lions as we need.
All right. Cut the haggling. I start at two thousand. We close about eighteen hundred.
no, make it fair, the briefcase and the umbrella and the two pens in your breast pocket and the chair's yours and a fiver and a pair of ex-German U-boat commander's binoculars.
The Second World War has now entered a sentimental stage. The morning on the Ardennes Front, the Germans started spooning at dawn, but the British Fifth Army responded by gazing deep in their eyes, and the Germans are reported to have gone 'all coy'.
Don't come the brigadier bit with us, dear, we all know where you've been, you military fairy. Whoops, don't look now girls the major's just minced in with that dolly colour sergeant, two, three, ooh-ho!
And that's the final entry. La derniere entrée. Das final entry. And now, guten abend. Das scores. The scores. Les scores... :hug2: :hug2: :hug2:

#8864 Citizen of the World

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Posted 27 November 2019 - 12:35 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 26 November 2019 - 09:48 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 26 November 2019 - 08:27 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 26 November 2019 - 01:12 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 25 November 2019 - 06:19 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 24 November 2019 - 10:53 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 23 November 2019 - 03:52 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 23 November 2019 - 11:27 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 23 November 2019 - 08:43 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 23 November 2019 - 03:58 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 22 November 2019 - 03:35 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 22 November 2019 - 02:51 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 21 November 2019 - 04:43 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 21 November 2019 - 10:03 AM, said:

Leave us alone! Why don't you do a documentary about the drug problem in the "Food and Wine Aplenty" thread?
However, what is more interesting, er...is the "New World Women's" er...sex life. :drool:
Oh oh... the glorious name of TRF is besmirched, all is lost. Oh alas the day.
I'm sorry, but IbanezJem has become pretentious. I will say in his defense that he has suffered ...
.. a stirring story of love and war, violence and chivalry, set midst the pageantry and splendour of thirteenth-century England.
I still can't see it. :huh:
You inhabit arid sub-tropical zones and wear spectacles.
That's it. blackhawkrush is in Africa. As many lions as we need.
All right. Cut the haggling. I start at two thousand. We close about eighteen hundred.
no, make it fair, the briefcase and the umbrella and the two pens in your breast pocket and the chair's yours and a fiver and a pair of ex-German U-boat commander's binoculars.
The Second World War has now entered a sentimental stage. The morning on the Ardennes Front, the Germans started spooning at dawn, but the British Fifth Army responded by gazing deep in their eyes, and the Germans are reported to have gone 'all coy'.
Don't come the brigadier bit with us, dear, we all know where you've been, you military fairy. Whoops, don't look now girls the major's just minced in with that dolly colour sergeant, two, three, ooh-ho!
And that's the final entry. La derniere entrée. Das final entry. And now, guten abend. Das scores. The scores. Les scores... :hug2: :hug2: :hug2:
A tie! Well what a fantastic result. Well the replay will start tomorrow at 7.30 a.m.

#8865 IbanezJem

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Posted 27 November 2019 - 03:36 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 27 November 2019 - 12:35 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 26 November 2019 - 09:48 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 26 November 2019 - 08:27 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 26 November 2019 - 01:12 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 25 November 2019 - 06:19 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 24 November 2019 - 10:53 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 23 November 2019 - 03:52 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 23 November 2019 - 11:27 AM, said:

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View PostIbanezJem, on 23 November 2019 - 03:58 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 22 November 2019 - 03:35 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 22 November 2019 - 02:51 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 21 November 2019 - 04:43 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 21 November 2019 - 10:03 AM, said:

Leave us alone! Why don't you do a documentary about the drug problem in the "Food and Wine Aplenty" thread?
However, what is more interesting, er...is the "New World Women's" er...sex life. :drool:
Oh oh... the glorious name of TRF is besmirched, all is lost. Oh alas the day.
I'm sorry, but IbanezJem has become pretentious. I will say in his defense that he has suffered ...
.. a stirring story of love and war, violence and chivalry, set midst the pageantry and splendour of thirteenth-century England.
I still can't see it. :huh:
You inhabit arid sub-tropical zones and wear spectacles.
That's it. blackhawkrush is in Africa. As many lions as we need.
All right. Cut the haggling. I start at two thousand. We close about eighteen hundred.
no, make it fair, the briefcase and the umbrella and the two pens in your breast pocket and the chair's yours and a fiver and a pair of ex-German U-boat commander's binoculars.
The Second World War has now entered a sentimental stage. The morning on the Ardennes Front, the Germans started spooning at dawn, but the British Fifth Army responded by gazing deep in their eyes, and the Germans are reported to have gone 'all coy'.
Don't come the brigadier bit with us, dear, we all know where you've been, you military fairy. Whoops, don't look now girls the major's just minced in with that dolly colour sergeant, two, three, ooh-ho!
And that's the final entry. La derniere entrée. Das final entry. And now, guten abend. Das scores. The scores. Les scores... :hug2: :hug2: :hug2:
A tie! Well what a fantastic result. Well the replay will start tomorrow at 7.30 a.m.
Well ... "good morning dear, what is in no time to lose?"

Edited by IbanezJem, 27 November 2019 - 03:36 PM.


#8866 Citizen of the World

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Posted 27 November 2019 - 03:46 PM

View PostIbanezJem, on 27 November 2019 - 03:36 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 27 November 2019 - 12:35 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 26 November 2019 - 09:48 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 26 November 2019 - 08:27 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 26 November 2019 - 01:12 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 25 November 2019 - 06:19 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 24 November 2019 - 10:53 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 23 November 2019 - 03:52 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 23 November 2019 - 11:27 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 23 November 2019 - 08:43 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 23 November 2019 - 03:58 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 22 November 2019 - 03:35 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 22 November 2019 - 02:51 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 21 November 2019 - 04:43 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 21 November 2019 - 10:03 AM, said:

Leave us alone! Why don't you do a documentary about the drug problem in the "Food and Wine Aplenty" thread?
However, what is more interesting, er...is the "New World Women's" er...sex life. :drool:
Oh oh... the glorious name of TRF is besmirched, all is lost. Oh alas the day.
I'm sorry, but IbanezJem has become pretentious. I will say in his defense that he has suffered ...
.. a stirring story of love and war, violence and chivalry, set midst the pageantry and splendour of thirteenth-century England.
I still can't see it. :huh:
You inhabit arid sub-tropical zones and wear spectacles.
That's it. blackhawkrush is in Africa. As many lions as we need.
All right. Cut the haggling. I start at two thousand. We close about eighteen hundred.
no, make it fair, the briefcase and the umbrella and the two pens in your breast pocket and the chair's yours and a fiver and a pair of ex-German U-boat commander's binoculars.
The Second World War has now entered a sentimental stage. The morning on the Ardennes Front, the Germans started spooning at dawn, but the British Fifth Army responded by gazing deep in their eyes, and the Germans are reported to have gone 'all coy'.
Don't come the brigadier bit with us, dear, we all know where you've been, you military fairy. Whoops, don't look now girls the major's just minced in with that dolly colour sergeant, two, three, ooh-ho!
And that's the final entry. La derniere entrée. Das final entry. And now, guten abend. Das scores. The scores. Les scores... :hug2: :hug2: :hug2:
A tie! Well what a fantastic result. Well the replay will start tomorrow at 7.30 a.m.
Well ... "good morning dear, what is in no time to lose?"
Well, it's five past nine and nearly time for six past nine

#8867 blackhawkrush

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Posted 28 November 2019 - 10:27 AM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 27 November 2019 - 03:46 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 27 November 2019 - 03:36 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 27 November 2019 - 12:35 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 26 November 2019 - 09:48 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 26 November 2019 - 08:27 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 26 November 2019 - 01:12 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 25 November 2019 - 06:19 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 24 November 2019 - 10:53 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 23 November 2019 - 03:52 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 23 November 2019 - 11:27 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 23 November 2019 - 08:43 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 23 November 2019 - 03:58 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 22 November 2019 - 03:35 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 22 November 2019 - 02:51 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 21 November 2019 - 04:43 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 21 November 2019 - 10:03 AM, said:

Leave us alone! Why don't you do a documentary about the drug problem in the "Food and Wine Aplenty" thread?
However, what is more interesting, er...is the "New World Women's" er...sex life. :drool:
Oh oh... the glorious name of TRF is besmirched, all is lost. Oh alas the day.
I'm sorry, but IbanezJem has become pretentious. I will say in his defense that he has suffered ...
.. a stirring story of love and war, violence and chivalry, set midst the pageantry and splendour of thirteenth-century England.
I still can't see it. :huh:
You inhabit arid sub-tropical zones and wear spectacles.
That's it. blackhawkrush is in Africa. As many lions as we need.
All right. Cut the haggling. I start at two thousand. We close about eighteen hundred.
no, make it fair, the briefcase and the umbrella and the two pens in your breast pocket and the chair's yours and a fiver and a pair of ex-German U-boat commander's binoculars.
The Second World War has now entered a sentimental stage. The morning on the Ardennes Front, the Germans started spooning at dawn, but the British Fifth Army responded by gazing deep in their eyes, and the Germans are reported to have gone 'all coy'.
Don't come the brigadier bit with us, dear, we all know where you've been, you military fairy. Whoops, don't look now girls the major's just minced in with that dolly colour sergeant, two, three, ooh-ho!
And that's the final entry. La derniere entrée. Das final entry. And now, guten abend. Das scores. The scores. Les scores... :hug2: :hug2: :hug2:
A tie! Well what a fantastic result. Well the replay will start tomorrow at 7.30 a.m.
Well ... "good morning dear, what is in no time to lose?"
Well, it's five past nine and nearly time for six past nine
Good Lord, is that the time? Oh my goodness, I must close for lunch!  :burger:  :drool: :burger:

#8868 Citizen of the World

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Posted 28 November 2019 - 06:37 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 28 November 2019 - 10:27 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 27 November 2019 - 03:46 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 27 November 2019 - 03:36 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 27 November 2019 - 12:35 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 26 November 2019 - 09:48 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 26 November 2019 - 08:27 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 26 November 2019 - 01:12 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 25 November 2019 - 06:19 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 24 November 2019 - 10:53 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 23 November 2019 - 03:52 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 23 November 2019 - 11:27 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 23 November 2019 - 08:43 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 23 November 2019 - 03:58 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 22 November 2019 - 03:35 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 22 November 2019 - 02:51 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 21 November 2019 - 04:43 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 21 November 2019 - 10:03 AM, said:

Leave us alone! Why don't you do a documentary about the drug problem in the "Food and Wine Aplenty" thread?
However, what is more interesting, er...is the "New World Women's" er...sex life. :drool:
Oh oh... the glorious name of TRF is besmirched, all is lost. Oh alas the day.
I'm sorry, but IbanezJem has become pretentious. I will say in his defense that he has suffered ...
.. a stirring story of love and war, violence and chivalry, set midst the pageantry and splendour of thirteenth-century England.
I still can't see it. :huh:
You inhabit arid sub-tropical zones and wear spectacles.
That's it. blackhawkrush is in Africa. As many lions as we need.
All right. Cut the haggling. I start at two thousand. We close about eighteen hundred.
no, make it fair, the briefcase and the umbrella and the two pens in your breast pocket and the chair's yours and a fiver and a pair of ex-German U-boat commander's binoculars.
The Second World War has now entered a sentimental stage. The morning on the Ardennes Front, the Germans started spooning at dawn, but the British Fifth Army responded by gazing deep in their eyes, and the Germans are reported to have gone 'all coy'.
Don't come the brigadier bit with us, dear, we all know where you've been, you military fairy. Whoops, don't look now girls the major's just minced in with that dolly colour sergeant, two, three, ooh-ho!
And that's the final entry. La derniere entrée. Das final entry. And now, guten abend. Das scores. The scores. Les scores... :hug2: :hug2: :hug2:
A tie! Well what a fantastic result. Well the replay will start tomorrow at 7.30 a.m.
Well ... "good morning dear, what is in no time to lose?"
Well, it's five past nine and nearly time for six past nine
Good Lord, is that the time? Oh my goodness, I must close for lunch!  :burger:  :drool: :burger:
Drop your panties, Sir blackhawkrush, I cannot wait till lunchtime. :moon:

Edited by Citizen of the World, 28 November 2019 - 06:37 PM.


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Posted 29 November 2019 - 11:00 AM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 28 November 2019 - 06:37 PM, said:

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View PostCitizen of the World, on 23 November 2019 - 03:52 PM, said:

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View PostCitizen of the World, on 22 November 2019 - 03:35 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 22 November 2019 - 02:51 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 21 November 2019 - 04:43 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 21 November 2019 - 10:03 AM, said:

Leave us alone! Why don't you do a documentary about the drug problem in the "Food and Wine Aplenty" thread?
However, what is more interesting, er...is the "New World Women's" er...sex life. :drool:
Oh oh... the glorious name of TRF is besmirched, all is lost. Oh alas the day.
I'm sorry, but IbanezJem has become pretentious. I will say in his defense that he has suffered ...
.. a stirring story of love and war, violence and chivalry, set midst the pageantry and splendour of thirteenth-century England.
I still can't see it. :huh:
You inhabit arid sub-tropical zones and wear spectacles.
That's it. blackhawkrush is in Africa. As many lions as we need.
All right. Cut the haggling. I start at two thousand. We close about eighteen hundred.
no, make it fair, the briefcase and the umbrella and the two pens in your breast pocket and the chair's yours and a fiver and a pair of ex-German U-boat commander's binoculars.
The Second World War has now entered a sentimental stage. The morning on the Ardennes Front, the Germans started spooning at dawn, but the British Fifth Army responded by gazing deep in their eyes, and the Germans are reported to have gone 'all coy'.
Don't come the brigadier bit with us, dear, we all know where you've been, you military fairy. Whoops, don't look now girls the major's just minced in with that dolly colour sergeant, two, three, ooh-ho!
And that's the final entry. La derniere entrée. Das final entry. And now, guten abend. Das scores. The scores. Les scores... :hug2: :hug2: :hug2:
A tie! Well what a fantastic result. Well the replay will start tomorrow at 7.30 a.m.
Well ... "good morning dear, what is in no time to lose?"
Well, it's five past nine and nearly time for six past nine
Good Lord, is that the time? Oh my goodness, I must close for lunch!  :burger:  :drool: :burger:
Drop your panties, Sir blackhawkrush, I cannot wait till lunchtime. :moon:
Who's got a boil on the bum... boil on the botty.

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Posted 29 November 2019 - 01:09 PM

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Leave us alone! Why don't you do a documentary about the drug problem in the "Food and Wine Aplenty" thread?
However, what is more interesting, er...is the "New World Women's" er...sex life. :drool:
Oh oh... the glorious name of TRF is besmirched, all is lost. Oh alas the day.
I'm sorry, but IbanezJem has become pretentious. I will say in his defense that he has suffered ...
.. a stirring story of love and war, violence and chivalry, set midst the pageantry and splendour of thirteenth-century England.
I still can't see it. :huh:
You inhabit arid sub-tropical zones and wear spectacles.
That's it. blackhawkrush is in Africa. As many lions as we need.
All right. Cut the haggling. I start at two thousand. We close about eighteen hundred.
no, make it fair, the briefcase and the umbrella and the two pens in your breast pocket and the chair's yours and a fiver and a pair of ex-German U-boat commander's binoculars.
The Second World War has now entered a sentimental stage. The morning on the Ardennes Front, the Germans started spooning at dawn, but the British Fifth Army responded by gazing deep in their eyes, and the Germans are reported to have gone 'all coy'.
Don't come the brigadier bit with us, dear, we all know where you've been, you military fairy. Whoops, don't look now girls the major's just minced in with that dolly colour sergeant, two, three, ooh-ho!
And that's the final entry. La derniere entrée. Das final entry. And now, guten abend. Das scores. The scores. Les scores... :hug2: :hug2: :hug2:
A tie! Well what a fantastic result. Well the replay will start tomorrow at 7.30 a.m.
Well ... "good morning dear, what is in no time to lose?"
Well, it's five past nine and nearly time for six past nine
Good Lord, is that the time? Oh my goodness, I must close for lunch!  :burger:  :drool: :burger:
Drop your panties, Sir blackhawkrush, I cannot wait till lunchtime. :moon:
Who's got a boil on the bum... boil on the botty.
It's hot enough to boil a monkey's bum

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Posted 01 December 2019 - 01:38 AM

Yes, yes, the weather situation is generally favorable. There's a ridge of high pressure centered over Ireland, which is moving steadily eastward... :outtahere:

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Posted 01 December 2019 - 09:08 AM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 01 December 2019 - 01:38 AM, said:

Yes, yes, the weather situation is generally favorable. There's a ridge of high pressure centered over Ireland, which is moving steadily eastward... :outtahere:
Then he smashed Ireland, set up the Commonwealth (and more), he crushed the Scots at Worcester and beat the Dutch at sea, in 1653.

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Posted 01 December 2019 - 02:32 PM

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View Postblackhawkrush, on 01 December 2019 - 01:38 AM, said:

Yes, yes, the weather situation is generally favorable. There's a ridge of high pressure centered over Ireland, which is moving steadily eastward... :outtahere:
Then he smashed Ireland, set up the Commonwealth (and more), he crushed the Scots at Worcester and beat the Dutch at sea, in 1653.
But what do we really know of this tortured ponce?   :huh:

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Posted 01 December 2019 - 05:35 PM

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View Postblackhawkrush, on 01 December 2019 - 01:38 AM, said:

Yes, yes, the weather situation is generally favorable. There's a ridge of high pressure centered over Ireland, which is moving steadily eastward... :outtahere:
Then he smashed Ireland, set up the Commonwealth (and more), he crushed the Scots at Worcester and beat the Dutch at sea, in 1653.
But what do we really know of this tortured ponce?   :huh:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 01 December 2019 - 02:32 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 01 December 2019 - 09:08 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 01 December 2019 - 01:38 AM, said:

Yes, yes, the weather situation is generally favorable. There's a ridge of high pressure centered over Ireland, which is moving steadily eastward... :outtahere:
Then he smashed Ireland, set up the Commonwealth (and more), he crushed the Scots at Worcester and beat the Dutch at sea, in 1653.
But what do we really know of this tortured ponce?   :huh:
his best friend is a tree, and in his spare time he's a stockbroker

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Posted 01 December 2019 - 10:06 PM

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View Postblackhawkrush, on 01 December 2019 - 01:38 AM, said:

Yes, yes, the weather situation is generally favorable. There's a ridge of high pressure centered over Ireland, which is moving steadily eastward... :outtahere:
Then he smashed Ireland, set up the Commonwealth (and more), he crushed the Scots at Worcester and beat the Dutch at sea, in 1653.
But what do we really know of this tortured ponce?   :huh:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 01 December 2019 - 02:32 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 01 December 2019 - 09:08 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 01 December 2019 - 01:38 AM, said:

Yes, yes, the weather situation is generally favorable. There's a ridge of high pressure centered over Ireland, which is moving steadily eastward... :outtahere:
Then he smashed Ireland, set up the Commonwealth (and more), he crushed the Scots at Worcester and beat the Dutch at sea, in 1653.
But what do we really know of this tortured ponce?   :huh:
his best friend is a tree, and in his spare time he's a stockbroker
What, that tree there? The big beech with the sort of bare branch coming out of the top left.  :hi:

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Posted 02 December 2019 - 09:13 AM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 01 December 2019 - 10:06 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 01 December 2019 - 05:35 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 01 December 2019 - 02:32 PM, said:

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View Postblackhawkrush, on 01 December 2019 - 01:38 AM, said:

Yes, yes, the weather situation is generally favorable. There's a ridge of high pressure centered over Ireland, which is moving steadily eastward... :outtahere:
Then he smashed Ireland, set up the Commonwealth (and more), he crushed the Scots at Worcester and beat the Dutch at sea, in 1653.
But what do we really know of this tortured ponce?   :huh:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 01 December 2019 - 02:32 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 01 December 2019 - 09:08 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 01 December 2019 - 01:38 AM, said:

Yes, yes, the weather situation is generally favorable. There's a ridge of high pressure centered over Ireland, which is moving steadily eastward... :outtahere:
Then he smashed Ireland, set up the Commonwealth (and more), he crushed the Scots at Worcester and beat the Dutch at sea, in 1653.
But what do we really know of this tortured ponce?   :huh:
his best friend is a tree, and in his spare time he's a stockbroker
What, that tree there? The big beech with the sort of bare branch coming out of the top left.  :hi:
It's almost incredible isn't it, to think that this huge tree has walked over two thousand miles across this inhospitable terrain to stop here, maybe just to take in water before the two thousand miles on to Cape Town, where it lives. It's almost unimaginable, I find - the thought of this mighty tree strolling through Nigeria, perhaps swaggering a little as it crosses the border into Zaire, hopping through the tropical rain forests, trying to find a quiet grove where it could jump around on its own, sprinting up to Zambia for the afternoon...

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Posted 02 December 2019 - 02:30 PM

View PostIbanezJem, on 02 December 2019 - 09:13 AM, said:

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View PostCitizen of the World, on 01 December 2019 - 05:35 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 01 December 2019 - 02:32 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 01 December 2019 - 09:08 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 01 December 2019 - 01:38 AM, said:

Yes, yes, the weather situation is generally favorable. There's a ridge of high pressure centered over Ireland, which is moving steadily eastward... :outtahere:
Then he smashed Ireland, set up the Commonwealth (and more), he crushed the Scots at Worcester and beat the Dutch at sea, in 1653.
But what do we really know of this tortured ponce?   :huh:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 01 December 2019 - 02:32 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 01 December 2019 - 09:08 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 01 December 2019 - 01:38 AM, said:

Yes, yes, the weather situation is generally favorable. There's a ridge of high pressure centered over Ireland, which is moving steadily eastward... :outtahere:
Then he smashed Ireland, set up the Commonwealth (and more), he crushed the Scots at Worcester and beat the Dutch at sea, in 1653.
But what do we really know of this tortured ponce?   :huh:
his best friend is a tree, and in his spare time he's a stockbroker
What, that tree there? The big beech with the sort of bare branch coming out of the top left.  :hi:
It's almost incredible isn't it, to think that this huge tree has walked over two thousand miles across this inhospitable terrain to stop here, maybe just to take in water before the two thousand miles on to Cape Town, where it lives. It's almost unimaginable, I find - the thought of this mighty tree strolling through Nigeria, perhaps swaggering a little as it crosses the border into Zaire, hopping through the tropical rain forests, trying to find a quiet grove where it could jump around on its own, sprinting up to Zambia for the afternoon...
You're really interested in silly walks, aren't you?

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Posted 02 December 2019 - 08:12 PM

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View PostCitizen of the World, on 01 December 2019 - 05:35 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 01 December 2019 - 02:32 PM, said:

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View Postblackhawkrush, on 01 December 2019 - 01:38 AM, said:

Yes, yes, the weather situation is generally favorable. There's a ridge of high pressure centered over Ireland, which is moving steadily eastward... :outtahere:
Then he smashed Ireland, set up the Commonwealth (and more), he crushed the Scots at Worcester and beat the Dutch at sea, in 1653.
But what do we really know of this tortured ponce?   :huh:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 01 December 2019 - 02:32 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 01 December 2019 - 09:08 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 01 December 2019 - 01:38 AM, said:

Yes, yes, the weather situation is generally favorable. There's a ridge of high pressure centered over Ireland, which is moving steadily eastward... :outtahere:
Then he smashed Ireland, set up the Commonwealth (and more), he crushed the Scots at Worcester and beat the Dutch at sea, in 1653.
But what do we really know of this tortured ponce?   :huh:
his best friend is a tree, and in his spare time he's a stockbroker
What, that tree there? The big beech with the sort of bare branch coming out of the top left.  :hi:
It's almost incredible isn't it, to think that this huge tree has walked over two thousand miles across this inhospitable terrain to stop here, maybe just to take in water before the two thousand miles on to Cape Town, where it lives. It's almost unimaginable, I find - the thought of this mighty tree strolling through Nigeria, perhaps swaggering a little as it crosses the border into Zaire, hopping through the tropical rain forests, trying to find a quiet grove where it could jump around on its own, sprinting up to Zambia for the afternoon...
You're really interested in silly walks, aren't you?
And there's Ibanez's mate, Bruce Beer...  :cheers: :chickendance: :cheers:

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Posted 03 December 2019 - 07:42 PM

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View PostCitizen of the World, on 01 December 2019 - 05:35 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 01 December 2019 - 02:32 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 01 December 2019 - 09:08 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 01 December 2019 - 01:38 AM, said:

Yes, yes, the weather situation is generally favorable. There's a ridge of high pressure centered over Ireland, which is moving steadily eastward... :outtahere:
Then he smashed Ireland, set up the Commonwealth (and more), he crushed the Scots at Worcester and beat the Dutch at sea, in 1653.
But what do we really know of this tortured ponce?   :huh:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 01 December 2019 - 02:32 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 01 December 2019 - 09:08 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 01 December 2019 - 01:38 AM, said:

Yes, yes, the weather situation is generally favorable. There's a ridge of high pressure centered over Ireland, which is moving steadily eastward... :outtahere:
Then he smashed Ireland, set up the Commonwealth (and more), he crushed the Scots at Worcester and beat the Dutch at sea, in 1653.
But what do we really know of this tortured ponce?   :huh:
his best friend is a tree, and in his spare time he's a stockbroker
What, that tree there? The big beech with the sort of bare branch coming out of the top left.  :hi:
It's almost incredible isn't it, to think that this huge tree has walked over two thousand miles across this inhospitable terrain to stop here, maybe just to take in water before the two thousand miles on to Cape Town, where it lives. It's almost unimaginable, I find - the thought of this mighty tree strolling through Nigeria, perhaps swaggering a little as it crosses the border into Zaire, hopping through the tropical rain forests, trying to find a quiet grove where it could jump around on its own, sprinting up to Zambia for the afternoon...
You're really interested in silly walks, aren't you?
And there's Ibanez's mate, Bruce Beer...  :cheers: :chickendance: :cheers:
New Bruce will be teaching political science - Machiavelli, Bentham, Locke, Hobbes, Sutcliffe, Bradman, Lindwall, Miller, Hassett, and Benet.

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Posted 04 December 2019 - 11:29 AM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 03 December 2019 - 07:42 PM, said:

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View Postblackhawkrush, on 01 December 2019 - 10:06 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 01 December 2019 - 05:35 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 01 December 2019 - 02:32 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 01 December 2019 - 09:08 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 01 December 2019 - 01:38 AM, said:

Yes, yes, the weather situation is generally favorable. There's a ridge of high pressure centered over Ireland, which is moving steadily eastward... :outtahere:
Then he smashed Ireland, set up the Commonwealth (and more), he crushed the Scots at Worcester and beat the Dutch at sea, in 1653.
But what do we really know of this tortured ponce?   :huh:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 01 December 2019 - 02:32 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 01 December 2019 - 09:08 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 01 December 2019 - 01:38 AM, said:

Yes, yes, the weather situation is generally favorable. There's a ridge of high pressure centered over Ireland, which is moving steadily eastward... :outtahere:
Then he smashed Ireland, set up the Commonwealth (and more), he crushed the Scots at Worcester and beat the Dutch at sea, in 1653.
But what do we really know of this tortured ponce?   :huh:
his best friend is a tree, and in his spare time he's a stockbroker
What, that tree there? The big beech with the sort of bare branch coming out of the top left.  :hi:
It's almost incredible isn't it, to think that this huge tree has walked over two thousand miles across this inhospitable terrain to stop here, maybe just to take in water before the two thousand miles on to Cape Town, where it lives. It's almost unimaginable, I find - the thought of this mighty tree strolling through Nigeria, perhaps swaggering a little as it crosses the border into Zaire, hopping through the tropical rain forests, trying to find a quiet grove where it could jump around on its own, sprinting up to Zambia for the afternoon...
You're really interested in silly walks, aren't you?
And there's Ibanez's mate, Bruce Beer...  :cheers: :chickendance: :cheers:
New Bruce will be teaching political science - Machiavelli, Bentham, Locke, Hobbes, Sutcliffe, Bradman, Lindwall, Miller, Hassett, and Benet.
Excuse me, is the Third Test in this thread?





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