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#8841 blackhawkrush

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Posted 17 November 2019 - 10:47 PM

View PostIbanezJem, on 15 November 2019 - 12:31 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 15 November 2019 - 11:45 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 15 November 2019 - 09:23 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 14 November 2019 - 05:44 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 14 November 2019 - 12:33 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 14 November 2019 - 10:56 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 14 November 2019 - 09:23 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 14 November 2019 - 01:03 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 13 November 2019 - 05:44 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 13 November 2019 - 02:54 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 13 November 2019 - 12:14 PM, said:

And his limbs all hacked and mangled
Ah! Break up my shop, would you? I've got him! Help! Help! I'm being attacked! Help me, Dr Waring, I'm being attacked.
Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
Blackhawkrush of the Yard. The same. Only more violent. :smash:  Right, Slit Eyes Citizen, I'm arresting you for the impersonation Signor Luchino Ibanez.
In war he`s tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable, Between his quests, he sequins vests and impersonates Ibanez Jem, It's a busy life for Citizen.
I was so worn out I had to come and have a sit-down. I've been here for seven hours.
Now, I know some forums where you get the members lying around in bed. Sleeping, resting, recuperating, convalescing. Well, that's not the way we do things here, right! No, you won't be loafing about in bed wasting 73's time.
Your Majesty 73 is like a dose of clap.  :wub:
He's in charge of a group of mad medicos, and when they run wild it's titty jokes galore.
Tit. Tit. Oh, that's very tinny, isn't it?  Ugh! Tinny, tinny...Oh dear...ocelot...wasp....yowling...Oh dear, I'm bored...I'd better go and have a bath, I suppose.
So, on November 15th, 2019, Citizen had a really good wash ... starting on his face and arms, he went on to scrub his torso, his legs and his naughty bits, before rinsing his whole body. That November night, he washed seventeen square feet of body area. He used a kilo and a half of catholic soap and nearly fourteen gallons of nice hot water. It was indeed an impressive sight.
IT'S A CITIZEN'S LIFE TAKING YOUR CLOTHES OFF IN PUBLIC.  :blush:

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#8842 IbanezJem

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Posted 18 November 2019 - 01:04 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 17 November 2019 - 10:47 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 15 November 2019 - 12:31 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 15 November 2019 - 11:45 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 15 November 2019 - 09:23 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 14 November 2019 - 05:44 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 14 November 2019 - 12:33 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 14 November 2019 - 10:56 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 14 November 2019 - 09:23 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 14 November 2019 - 01:03 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 13 November 2019 - 05:44 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 13 November 2019 - 02:54 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 13 November 2019 - 12:14 PM, said:

And his limbs all hacked and mangled
Ah! Break up my shop, would you? I've got him! Help! Help! I'm being attacked! Help me, Dr Waring, I'm being attacked.
Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
Blackhawkrush of the Yard. The same. Only more violent. :smash:  Right, Slit Eyes Citizen, I'm arresting you for the impersonation Signor Luchino Ibanez.
In war he`s tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable, Between his quests, he sequins vests and impersonates Ibanez Jem, It's a busy life for Citizen.
I was so worn out I had to come and have a sit-down. I've been here for seven hours.
Now, I know some forums where you get the members lying around in bed. Sleeping, resting, recuperating, convalescing. Well, that's not the way we do things here, right! No, you won't be loafing about in bed wasting 73's time.
Your Majesty 73 is like a dose of clap.  :wub:
He's in charge of a group of mad medicos, and when they run wild it's titty jokes galore.
Tit. Tit. Oh, that's very tinny, isn't it?  Ugh! Tinny, tinny...Oh dear...ocelot...wasp....yowling...Oh dear, I'm bored...I'd better go and have a bath, I suppose.
So, on November 15th, 2019, Citizen had a really good wash ... starting on his face and arms, he went on to scrub his torso, his legs and his naughty bits, before rinsing his whole body. That November night, he washed seventeen square feet of body area. He used a kilo and a half of catholic soap and nearly fourteen gallons of nice hot water. It was indeed an impressive sight.
IT'S A CITIZEN'S LIFE TAKING YOUR CLOTHES OFF IN PUBLIC.  :blush:
Well I see Citizen`s role in it as, er, how can I put it best - the nude man - as sort of symbolizing the two separate strands of existence, the essential nudity of man...

#8843 Citizen of the World

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Posted 18 November 2019 - 03:12 PM

View PostIbanezJem, on 18 November 2019 - 01:04 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 17 November 2019 - 10:47 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 15 November 2019 - 12:31 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 15 November 2019 - 11:45 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 15 November 2019 - 09:23 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 14 November 2019 - 05:44 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 14 November 2019 - 12:33 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 14 November 2019 - 10:56 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 14 November 2019 - 09:23 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 14 November 2019 - 01:03 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 13 November 2019 - 05:44 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 13 November 2019 - 02:54 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 13 November 2019 - 12:14 PM, said:

And his limbs all hacked and mangled
Ah! Break up my shop, would you? I've got him! Help! Help! I'm being attacked! Help me, Dr Waring, I'm being attacked.
Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
Blackhawkrush of the Yard. The same. Only more violent. :smash:  Right, Slit Eyes Citizen, I'm arresting you for the impersonation Signor Luchino Ibanez.
In war he`s tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable, Between his quests, he sequins vests and impersonates Ibanez Jem, It's a busy life for Citizen.
I was so worn out I had to come and have a sit-down. I've been here for seven hours.
Now, I know some forums where you get the members lying around in bed. Sleeping, resting, recuperating, convalescing. Well, that's not the way we do things here, right! No, you won't be loafing about in bed wasting 73's time.
Your Majesty 73 is like a dose of clap.  :wub:
He's in charge of a group of mad medicos, and when they run wild it's titty jokes galore.
Tit. Tit. Oh, that's very tinny, isn't it?  Ugh! Tinny, tinny...Oh dear...ocelot...wasp....yowling...Oh dear, I'm bored...I'd better go and have a bath, I suppose.
So, on November 15th, 2019, Citizen had a really good wash ... starting on his face and arms, he went on to scrub his torso, his legs and his naughty bits, before rinsing his whole body. That November night, he washed seventeen square feet of body area. He used a kilo and a half of catholic soap and nearly fourteen gallons of nice hot water. It was indeed an impressive sight.
IT'S A CITIZEN'S LIFE TAKING YOUR CLOTHES OFF IN PUBLIC.  :blush:
Well I see Citizen`s role in it as, er, how can I put it best - the nude man - as sort of symbolizing the two separate strands of existence, the essential nudity of man...
All the Rush fans were like that then, they didn't have their heads stuffed with all this Cartesian dualism

#8844 blackhawkrush

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Posted 18 November 2019 - 08:33 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 18 November 2019 - 03:12 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 18 November 2019 - 01:04 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 17 November 2019 - 10:47 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 15 November 2019 - 12:31 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 15 November 2019 - 11:45 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 15 November 2019 - 09:23 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 14 November 2019 - 05:44 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 14 November 2019 - 12:33 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 14 November 2019 - 10:56 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 14 November 2019 - 09:23 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 14 November 2019 - 01:03 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 13 November 2019 - 05:44 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 13 November 2019 - 02:54 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 13 November 2019 - 12:14 PM, said:

And his limbs all hacked and mangled
Ah! Break up my shop, would you? I've got him! Help! Help! I'm being attacked! Help me, Dr Waring, I'm being attacked.
Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
Blackhawkrush of the Yard. The same. Only more violent. :smash:  Right, Slit Eyes Citizen, I'm arresting you for the impersonation Signor Luchino Ibanez.
In war he`s tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable, Between his quests, he sequins vests and impersonates Ibanez Jem, It's a busy life for Citizen.
I was so worn out I had to come and have a sit-down. I've been here for seven hours.
Now, I know some forums where you get the members lying around in bed. Sleeping, resting, recuperating, convalescing. Well, that's not the way we do things here, right! No, you won't be loafing about in bed wasting 73's time.
Your Majesty 73 is like a dose of clap.  :wub:
He's in charge of a group of mad medicos, and when they run wild it's titty jokes galore.
Tit. Tit. Oh, that's very tinny, isn't it?  Ugh! Tinny, tinny...Oh dear...ocelot...wasp....yowling...Oh dear, I'm bored...I'd better go and have a bath, I suppose.
So, on November 15th, 2019, Citizen had a really good wash ... starting on his face and arms, he went on to scrub his torso, his legs and his naughty bits, before rinsing his whole body. That November night, he washed seventeen square feet of body area. He used a kilo and a half of catholic soap and nearly fourteen gallons of nice hot water. It was indeed an impressive sight.
IT'S A CITIZEN'S LIFE TAKING YOUR CLOTHES OFF IN PUBLIC.  :blush:
Well I see Citizen`s role in it as, er, how can I put it best - the nude man - as sort of symbolizing the two separate strands of existence, the essential nudity of man...
All the Rush fans were like that then, they didn't have their heads stuffed with all this Cartesian dualism
All right. This is a raid. My name is Superintendent blackhawkrush and this is Sergeant 73.  :fistbump:

#8845 IbanezJem

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Posted 19 November 2019 - 11:16 AM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 18 November 2019 - 08:33 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 18 November 2019 - 03:12 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 18 November 2019 - 01:04 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 17 November 2019 - 10:47 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 15 November 2019 - 12:31 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 15 November 2019 - 11:45 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 15 November 2019 - 09:23 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 14 November 2019 - 05:44 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 14 November 2019 - 12:33 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 14 November 2019 - 10:56 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 14 November 2019 - 09:23 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 14 November 2019 - 01:03 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 13 November 2019 - 05:44 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 13 November 2019 - 02:54 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 13 November 2019 - 12:14 PM, said:

And his limbs all hacked and mangled
Ah! Break up my shop, would you? I've got him! Help! Help! I'm being attacked! Help me, Dr Waring, I'm being attacked.
Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
Blackhawkrush of the Yard. The same. Only more violent. :smash:  Right, Slit Eyes Citizen, I'm arresting you for the impersonation Signor Luchino Ibanez.
In war he`s tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable, Between his quests, he sequins vests and impersonates Ibanez Jem, It's a busy life for Citizen.
I was so worn out I had to come and have a sit-down. I've been here for seven hours.
Now, I know some forums where you get the members lying around in bed. Sleeping, resting, recuperating, convalescing. Well, that's not the way we do things here, right! No, you won't be loafing about in bed wasting 73's time.
Your Majesty 73 is like a dose of clap.  :wub:
He's in charge of a group of mad medicos, and when they run wild it's titty jokes galore.
Tit. Tit. Oh, that's very tinny, isn't it?  Ugh! Tinny, tinny...Oh dear...ocelot...wasp....yowling...Oh dear, I'm bored...I'd better go and have a bath, I suppose.
So, on November 15th, 2019, Citizen had a really good wash ... starting on his face and arms, he went on to scrub his torso, his legs and his naughty bits, before rinsing his whole body. That November night, he washed seventeen square feet of body area. He used a kilo and a half of catholic soap and nearly fourteen gallons of nice hot water. It was indeed an impressive sight.
IT'S A CITIZEN'S LIFE TAKING YOUR CLOTHES OFF IN PUBLIC.  :blush:
Well I see Citizen`s role in it as, er, how can I put it best - the nude man - as sort of symbolizing the two separate strands of existence, the essential nudity of man...
All the Rush fans were like that then, they didn't have their heads stuffed with all this Cartesian dualism
All right. This is a raid. My name is Superintendent blackhawkrush and this is Sergeant 73.  :fistbump:
Well-this-gentleman-sir-has-just-come-in-to-report-that-he-was-sitting-at-home-with-a-friend-when-he-heard-a-noise-in-the-backroom-went-round-to-investigate-and-found-that-£5,000-in-savings-had-been-stolen.

#8846 Citizen of the World

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Posted 19 November 2019 - 05:44 PM

View PostIbanezJem, on 19 November 2019 - 11:16 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 18 November 2019 - 08:33 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 18 November 2019 - 03:12 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 18 November 2019 - 01:04 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 17 November 2019 - 10:47 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 15 November 2019 - 12:31 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 15 November 2019 - 11:45 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 15 November 2019 - 09:23 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 14 November 2019 - 05:44 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 14 November 2019 - 12:33 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 14 November 2019 - 10:56 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 14 November 2019 - 09:23 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 14 November 2019 - 01:03 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 13 November 2019 - 05:44 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 13 November 2019 - 02:54 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 13 November 2019 - 12:14 PM, said:

And his limbs all hacked and mangled
Ah! Break up my shop, would you? I've got him! Help! Help! I'm being attacked! Help me, Dr Waring, I'm being attacked.
Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
Blackhawkrush of the Yard. The same. Only more violent. :smash:  Right, Slit Eyes Citizen, I'm arresting you for the impersonation Signor Luchino Ibanez.
In war he`s tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable, Between his quests, he sequins vests and impersonates Ibanez Jem, It's a busy life for Citizen.
I was so worn out I had to come and have a sit-down. I've been here for seven hours.
Now, I know some forums where you get the members lying around in bed. Sleeping, resting, recuperating, convalescing. Well, that's not the way we do things here, right! No, you won't be loafing about in bed wasting 73's time.
Your Majesty 73 is like a dose of clap.  :wub:
He's in charge of a group of mad medicos, and when they run wild it's titty jokes galore.
Tit. Tit. Oh, that's very tinny, isn't it?  Ugh! Tinny, tinny...Oh dear...ocelot...wasp....yowling...Oh dear, I'm bored...I'd better go and have a bath, I suppose.
So, on November 15th, 2019, Citizen had a really good wash ... starting on his face and arms, he went on to scrub his torso, his legs and his naughty bits, before rinsing his whole body. That November night, he washed seventeen square feet of body area. He used a kilo and a half of catholic soap and nearly fourteen gallons of nice hot water. It was indeed an impressive sight.
IT'S A CITIZEN'S LIFE TAKING YOUR CLOTHES OFF IN PUBLIC.  :blush:
Well I see Citizen`s role in it as, er, how can I put it best - the nude man - as sort of symbolizing the two separate strands of existence, the essential nudity of man...
All the Rush fans were like that then, they didn't have their heads stuffed with all this Cartesian dualism
All right. This is a raid. My name is Superintendent blackhawkrush and this is Sergeant 73.  :fistbump:
Well-this-gentleman-sir-has-just-come-in-to-report-that-he-was-sitting-at-home-with-a-friend-when-he-heard-a-noise-in-the-backroom-went-round-to-investigate-and-found-that-£5,000-in-savings-had-been-stolen.
The Rush Forum would like to apologize to the police about the character of Police Superintendent blackhawkrush. He was not meant to represent the average police officer. Similarly, the reference to 73, the administrator, was the product of a disordered mind and should not be construed as having any other significance.

#8847 blackhawkrush

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Posted 19 November 2019 - 10:09 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 19 November 2019 - 05:44 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 19 November 2019 - 11:16 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 18 November 2019 - 08:33 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 18 November 2019 - 03:12 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 18 November 2019 - 01:04 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 17 November 2019 - 10:47 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 15 November 2019 - 12:31 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 15 November 2019 - 11:45 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 15 November 2019 - 09:23 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 14 November 2019 - 05:44 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 14 November 2019 - 12:33 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 14 November 2019 - 10:56 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 14 November 2019 - 09:23 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 14 November 2019 - 01:03 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 13 November 2019 - 05:44 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 13 November 2019 - 02:54 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 13 November 2019 - 12:14 PM, said:

And his limbs all hacked and mangled
Ah! Break up my shop, would you? I've got him! Help! Help! I'm being attacked! Help me, Dr Waring, I'm being attacked.
Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
Blackhawkrush of the Yard. The same. Only more violent. :smash:  Right, Slit Eyes Citizen, I'm arresting you for the impersonation Signor Luchino Ibanez.
In war he`s tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable, Between his quests, he sequins vests and impersonates Ibanez Jem, It's a busy life for Citizen.
I was so worn out I had to come and have a sit-down. I've been here for seven hours.
Now, I know some forums where you get the members lying around in bed. Sleeping, resting, recuperating, convalescing. Well, that's not the way we do things here, right! No, you won't be loafing about in bed wasting 73's time.
Your Majesty 73 is like a dose of clap.  :wub:
He's in charge of a group of mad medicos, and when they run wild it's titty jokes galore.
Tit. Tit. Oh, that's very tinny, isn't it?  Ugh! Tinny, tinny...Oh dear...ocelot...wasp....yowling...Oh dear, I'm bored...I'd better go and have a bath, I suppose.
So, on November 15th, 2019, Citizen had a really good wash ... starting on his face and arms, he went on to scrub his torso, his legs and his naughty bits, before rinsing his whole body. That November night, he washed seventeen square feet of body area. He used a kilo and a half of catholic soap and nearly fourteen gallons of nice hot water. It was indeed an impressive sight.
IT'S A CITIZEN'S LIFE TAKING YOUR CLOTHES OFF IN PUBLIC.  :blush:
Well I see Citizen`s role in it as, er, how can I put it best - the nude man - as sort of symbolizing the two separate strands of existence, the essential nudity of man...
All the Rush fans were like that then, they didn't have their heads stuffed with all this Cartesian dualism
All right. This is a raid. My name is Superintendent blackhawkrush and this is Sergeant 73.  :fistbump:
Well-this-gentleman-sir-has-just-come-in-to-report-that-he-was-sitting-at-home-with-a-friend-when-he-heard-a-noise-in-the-backroom-went-round-to-investigate-and-found-that-£5,000-in-savings-had-been-stolen.
The Rush Forum would like to apologize to the police about the character of Police Superintendent blackhawkrush. He was not meant to represent the average police officer. Similarly, the reference to 73, the administrator, was the product of a disordered mind and should not be construed as having any other significance.
Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar Citizen. Get to the search room, and strip.   :o :moon:  :o

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Posted 20 November 2019 - 10:50 AM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 19 November 2019 - 10:09 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 19 November 2019 - 05:44 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 19 November 2019 - 11:16 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 18 November 2019 - 08:33 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 18 November 2019 - 03:12 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 18 November 2019 - 01:04 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 17 November 2019 - 10:47 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 15 November 2019 - 12:31 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 15 November 2019 - 11:45 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 15 November 2019 - 09:23 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 14 November 2019 - 05:44 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 14 November 2019 - 12:33 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 14 November 2019 - 10:56 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 14 November 2019 - 09:23 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 14 November 2019 - 01:03 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 13 November 2019 - 05:44 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 13 November 2019 - 02:54 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 13 November 2019 - 12:14 PM, said:

And his limbs all hacked and mangled
Ah! Break up my shop, would you? I've got him! Help! Help! I'm being attacked! Help me, Dr Waring, I'm being attacked.
Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
Blackhawkrush of the Yard. The same. Only more violent. :smash:  Right, Slit Eyes Citizen, I'm arresting you for the impersonation Signor Luchino Ibanez.
In war he`s tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable, Between his quests, he sequins vests and impersonates Ibanez Jem, It's a busy life for Citizen.
I was so worn out I had to come and have a sit-down. I've been here for seven hours.
Now, I know some forums where you get the members lying around in bed. Sleeping, resting, recuperating, convalescing. Well, that's not the way we do things here, right! No, you won't be loafing about in bed wasting 73's time.
Your Majesty 73 is like a dose of clap.  :wub:
He's in charge of a group of mad medicos, and when they run wild it's titty jokes galore.
Tit. Tit. Oh, that's very tinny, isn't it?  Ugh! Tinny, tinny...Oh dear...ocelot...wasp....yowling...Oh dear, I'm bored...I'd better go and have a bath, I suppose.
So, on November 15th, 2019, Citizen had a really good wash ... starting on his face and arms, he went on to scrub his torso, his legs and his naughty bits, before rinsing his whole body. That November night, he washed seventeen square feet of body area. He used a kilo and a half of catholic soap and nearly fourteen gallons of nice hot water. It was indeed an impressive sight.
IT'S A CITIZEN'S LIFE TAKING YOUR CLOTHES OFF IN PUBLIC.  :blush:
Well I see Citizen`s role in it as, er, how can I put it best - the nude man - as sort of symbolizing the two separate strands of existence, the essential nudity of man...
All the Rush fans were like that then, they didn't have their heads stuffed with all this Cartesian dualism
All right. This is a raid. My name is Superintendent blackhawkrush and this is Sergeant 73.  :fistbump:
Well-this-gentleman-sir-has-just-come-in-to-report-that-he-was-sitting-at-home-with-a-friend-when-he-heard-a-noise-in-the-backroom-went-round-to-investigate-and-found-that-£5,000-in-savings-had-been-stolen.
The Rush Forum would like to apologize to the police about the character of Police Superintendent blackhawkrush. He was not meant to represent the average police officer. Similarly, the reference to 73, the administrator, was the product of a disordered mind and should not be construed as having any other significance.
Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar Citizen. Get to the search room, and strip.   :o :moon:  :o
Well, it all started with Citizen losing his clothes as he sat down at the organ, and after this had happened and we had seen the titles of the show we saw 73 dictating a letter to blackhawkrush who thought he was Spanish and who he referred to as a 'harlot' and a 'man of the night' although he preferred to be called a 'courtesan'.

Edited by IbanezJem, 20 November 2019 - 10:51 AM.


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Posted 20 November 2019 - 01:32 PM

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View PostCitizen of the World, on 13 November 2019 - 12:14 PM, said:

And his limbs all hacked and mangled
Ah! Break up my shop, would you? I've got him! Help! Help! I'm being attacked! Help me, Dr Waring, I'm being attacked.
Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
Blackhawkrush of the Yard. The same. Only more violent. :smash:  Right, Slit Eyes Citizen, I'm arresting you for the impersonation Signor Luchino Ibanez.
In war he`s tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable, Between his quests, he sequins vests and impersonates Ibanez Jem, It's a busy life for Citizen.
I was so worn out I had to come and have a sit-down. I've been here for seven hours.
Now, I know some forums where you get the members lying around in bed. Sleeping, resting, recuperating, convalescing. Well, that's not the way we do things here, right! No, you won't be loafing about in bed wasting 73's time.
Your Majesty 73 is like a dose of clap.  :wub:
He's in charge of a group of mad medicos, and when they run wild it's titty jokes galore.
Tit. Tit. Oh, that's very tinny, isn't it?  Ugh! Tinny, tinny...Oh dear...ocelot...wasp....yowling...Oh dear, I'm bored...I'd better go and have a bath, I suppose.
So, on November 15th, 2019, Citizen had a really good wash ... starting on his face and arms, he went on to scrub his torso, his legs and his naughty bits, before rinsing his whole body. That November night, he washed seventeen square feet of body area. He used a kilo and a half of catholic soap and nearly fourteen gallons of nice hot water. It was indeed an impressive sight.
IT'S A CITIZEN'S LIFE TAKING YOUR CLOTHES OFF IN PUBLIC.  :blush:
Well I see Citizen`s role in it as, er, how can I put it best - the nude man - as sort of symbolizing the two separate strands of existence, the essential nudity of man...
All the Rush fans were like that then, they didn't have their heads stuffed with all this Cartesian dualism
All right. This is a raid. My name is Superintendent blackhawkrush and this is Sergeant 73.  :fistbump:
Well-this-gentleman-sir-has-just-come-in-to-report-that-he-was-sitting-at-home-with-a-friend-when-he-heard-a-noise-in-the-backroom-went-round-to-investigate-and-found-that-£5,000-in-savings-had-been-stolen.
The Rush Forum would like to apologize to the police about the character of Police Superintendent blackhawkrush. He was not meant to represent the average police officer. Similarly, the reference to 73, the administrator, was the product of a disordered mind and should not be construed as having any other significance.
Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar Citizen. Get to the search room, and strip.   :o :moon:  :o
Well, it all started with Citizen losing his clothes as he sat down at the organ, and after this had happened and we had seen the titles of the show we saw 73 dictating a letter to blackhawkrush who thought he was Spanish and who he referred to as a 'harlot' and a 'man of the night' although he preferred to be called a 'courtesan'.
Blackhawkrush will engage in any sexual activity for four quid a week. What does that mean?

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Posted 21 November 2019 - 01:45 AM

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View PostCitizen of the World, on 13 November 2019 - 12:14 PM, said:

And his limbs all hacked and mangled
Ah! Break up my shop, would you? I've got him! Help! Help! I'm being attacked! Help me, Dr Waring, I'm being attacked.
Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
Blackhawkrush of the Yard. The same. Only more violent. :smash:  Right, Slit Eyes Citizen, I'm arresting you for the impersonation Signor Luchino Ibanez.
In war he`s tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable, Between his quests, he sequins vests and impersonates Ibanez Jem, It's a busy life for Citizen.
I was so worn out I had to come and have a sit-down. I've been here for seven hours.
Now, I know some forums where you get the members lying around in bed. Sleeping, resting, recuperating, convalescing. Well, that's not the way we do things here, right! No, you won't be loafing about in bed wasting 73's time.
Your Majesty 73 is like a dose of clap.  :wub:
He's in charge of a group of mad medicos, and when they run wild it's titty jokes galore.
Tit. Tit. Oh, that's very tinny, isn't it?  Ugh! Tinny, tinny...Oh dear...ocelot...wasp....yowling...Oh dear, I'm bored...I'd better go and have a bath, I suppose.
So, on November 15th, 2019, Citizen had a really good wash ... starting on his face and arms, he went on to scrub his torso, his legs and his naughty bits, before rinsing his whole body. That November night, he washed seventeen square feet of body area. He used a kilo and a half of catholic soap and nearly fourteen gallons of nice hot water. It was indeed an impressive sight.
IT'S A CITIZEN'S LIFE TAKING YOUR CLOTHES OFF IN PUBLIC.  :blush:
Well I see Citizen`s role in it as, er, how can I put it best - the nude man - as sort of symbolizing the two separate strands of existence, the essential nudity of man...
All the Rush fans were like that then, they didn't have their heads stuffed with all this Cartesian dualism
All right. This is a raid. My name is Superintendent blackhawkrush and this is Sergeant 73.  :fistbump:
Well-this-gentleman-sir-has-just-come-in-to-report-that-he-was-sitting-at-home-with-a-friend-when-he-heard-a-noise-in-the-backroom-went-round-to-investigate-and-found-that-£5,000-in-savings-had-been-stolen.
The Rush Forum would like to apologize to the police about the character of Police Superintendent blackhawkrush. He was not meant to represent the average police officer. Similarly, the reference to 73, the administrator, was the product of a disordered mind and should not be construed as having any other significance.
Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar Citizen. Get to the search room, and strip.   :o :moon:  :o
Well, it all started with Citizen losing his clothes as he sat down at the organ, and after this had happened and we had seen the titles of the show we saw 73 dictating a letter to blackhawkrush who thought he was Spanish and who he referred to as a 'harlot' and a 'man of the night' although he preferred to be called a 'courtesan'.
Blackhawkrush will engage in any sexual activity for four quid a week. What does that mean?
The strange, damnable, almost diabolic threads of this extraordinary tangled web of intrigue will shortly reveal a plot so fiendish, so infernal, so heinous... :whipgirl: :moon: :whipgirl:

Edited by blackhawkrush, 21 November 2019 - 01:50 AM.


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Posted 21 November 2019 - 10:03 AM

Leave us alone! Why don't you do a documentary about the drug problem in the "Food and Wine Aplenty" thread?

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Posted 21 November 2019 - 04:43 PM

View PostIbanezJem, on 21 November 2019 - 10:03 AM, said:

Leave us alone! Why don't you do a documentary about the drug problem in the "Food and Wine Aplenty" thread?
However, what is more interesting, er...is the "New World Women's" er...sex life. :drool:

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Posted 22 November 2019 - 02:51 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 21 November 2019 - 04:43 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 21 November 2019 - 10:03 AM, said:

Leave us alone! Why don't you do a documentary about the drug problem in the "Food and Wine Aplenty" thread?
However, what is more interesting, er...is the "New World Women's" er...sex life. :drool:
Oh oh... the glorious name of TRF is besmirched, all is lost. Oh alas the day.

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Posted 22 November 2019 - 03:35 PM

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View PostIbanezJem, on 21 November 2019 - 10:03 AM, said:

Leave us alone! Why don't you do a documentary about the drug problem in the "Food and Wine Aplenty" thread?
However, what is more interesting, er...is the "New World Women's" er...sex life. :drool:
Oh oh... the glorious name of TRF is besmirched, all is lost. Oh alas the day.
I'm sorry, but IbanezJem has become pretentious. I will say in his defense that he has suffered ...

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Posted 23 November 2019 - 03:58 AM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 22 November 2019 - 03:35 PM, said:

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View Postblackhawkrush, on 21 November 2019 - 04:43 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 21 November 2019 - 10:03 AM, said:

Leave us alone! Why don't you do a documentary about the drug problem in the "Food and Wine Aplenty" thread?
However, what is more interesting, er...is the "New World Women's" er...sex life. :drool:
Oh oh... the glorious name of TRF is besmirched, all is lost. Oh alas the day.
I'm sorry, but IbanezJem has become pretentious. I will say in his defense that he has suffered ...
.. a stirring story of love and war, violence and chivalry, set midst the pageantry and splendour of thirteenth-century England.

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Posted 23 November 2019 - 08:43 AM

View PostIbanezJem, on 23 November 2019 - 03:58 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 22 November 2019 - 03:35 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 22 November 2019 - 02:51 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 21 November 2019 - 04:43 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 21 November 2019 - 10:03 AM, said:

Leave us alone! Why don't you do a documentary about the drug problem in the "Food and Wine Aplenty" thread?
However, what is more interesting, er...is the "New World Women's" er...sex life. :drool:
Oh oh... the glorious name of TRF is besmirched, all is lost. Oh alas the day.
I'm sorry, but IbanezJem has become pretentious. I will say in his defense that he has suffered ...
.. a stirring story of love and war, violence and chivalry, set midst the pageantry and splendour of thirteenth-century England.
I still can't see it. :huh:

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Posted 23 November 2019 - 11:27 AM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 23 November 2019 - 08:43 AM, said:

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View PostIbanezJem, on 22 November 2019 - 02:51 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 21 November 2019 - 04:43 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 21 November 2019 - 10:03 AM, said:

Leave us alone! Why don't you do a documentary about the drug problem in the "Food and Wine Aplenty" thread?
However, what is more interesting, er...is the "New World Women's" er...sex life. :drool:
Oh oh... the glorious name of TRF is besmirched, all is lost. Oh alas the day.
I'm sorry, but IbanezJem has become pretentious. I will say in his defense that he has suffered ...
.. a stirring story of love and war, violence and chivalry, set midst the pageantry and splendour of thirteenth-century England.
I still can't see it. :huh:
You inhabit arid sub-tropical zones and wear spectacles.

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Posted 23 November 2019 - 03:52 PM

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View PostCitizen of the World, on 22 November 2019 - 03:35 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 22 November 2019 - 02:51 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 21 November 2019 - 04:43 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 21 November 2019 - 10:03 AM, said:

Leave us alone! Why don't you do a documentary about the drug problem in the "Food and Wine Aplenty" thread?
However, what is more interesting, er...is the "New World Women's" er...sex life. :drool:
Oh oh... the glorious name of TRF is besmirched, all is lost. Oh alas the day.
I'm sorry, but IbanezJem has become pretentious. I will say in his defense that he has suffered ...
.. a stirring story of love and war, violence and chivalry, set midst the pageantry and splendour of thirteenth-century England.
I still can't see it. :huh:
You inhabit arid sub-tropical zones and wear spectacles.
That's it. blackhawkrush is in Africa. As many lions as we need.

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Posted 24 November 2019 - 10:53 AM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 23 November 2019 - 03:52 PM, said:

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View Postblackhawkrush, on 21 November 2019 - 04:43 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 21 November 2019 - 10:03 AM, said:

Leave us alone! Why don't you do a documentary about the drug problem in the "Food and Wine Aplenty" thread?
However, what is more interesting, er...is the "New World Women's" er...sex life. :drool:
Oh oh... the glorious name of TRF is besmirched, all is lost. Oh alas the day.
I'm sorry, but IbanezJem has become pretentious. I will say in his defense that he has suffered ...
.. a stirring story of love and war, violence and chivalry, set midst the pageantry and splendour of thirteenth-century England.
I still can't see it. :huh:
You inhabit arid sub-tropical zones and wear spectacles.
That's it. blackhawkrush is in Africa. As many lions as we need.
All right. Cut the haggling. I start at two thousand. We close about eighteen hundred.

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Posted 25 November 2019 - 06:19 PM

View PostIbanezJem, on 24 November 2019 - 10:53 AM, said:

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View PostIbanezJem, on 23 November 2019 - 11:27 AM, said:

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View PostIbanezJem, on 23 November 2019 - 03:58 AM, said:

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View PostIbanezJem, on 22 November 2019 - 02:51 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 21 November 2019 - 04:43 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 21 November 2019 - 10:03 AM, said:

Leave us alone! Why don't you do a documentary about the drug problem in the "Food and Wine Aplenty" thread?
However, what is more interesting, er...is the "New World Women's" er...sex life. :drool:
Oh oh... the glorious name of TRF is besmirched, all is lost. Oh alas the day.
I'm sorry, but IbanezJem has become pretentious. I will say in his defense that he has suffered ...
.. a stirring story of love and war, violence and chivalry, set midst the pageantry and splendour of thirteenth-century England.
I still can't see it. :huh:
You inhabit arid sub-tropical zones and wear spectacles.
That's it. blackhawkrush is in Africa. As many lions as we need.
All right. Cut the haggling. I start at two thousand. We close about eighteen hundred.
no, make it fair, the briefcase and the umbrella and the two pens in your breast pocket and the chair's yours and a fiver and a pair of ex-German U-boat commander's binoculars.




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