Citizen of the World, on 20 November 2019 - 01:32 PM, said:
IbanezJem, on 20 November 2019 - 10:50 AM, said:
blackhawkrush, on 19 November 2019 - 10:09 PM, said:
Well, it all started with Citizen losing his clothes as he sat down at the organ, and after this had happened and we had seen the titles of the show we saw 73 dictating a letter to blackhawkrush who thought he was Spanish and who he referred to as a 'harlot' and a 'man of the night' although he preferred to be called a 'courtesan'.
Citizen of the World, on 19 November 2019 - 05:44 PM, said:
IbanezJem, on 19 November 2019 - 11:16 AM, said:
blackhawkrush, on 18 November 2019 - 08:33 PM, said:
Citizen of the World, on 18 November 2019 - 03:12 PM, said:
IbanezJem, on 18 November 2019 - 01:04 PM, said:
blackhawkrush, on 17 November 2019 - 10:47 PM, said:
Well I see Citizen`s role in it as, er, how can I put it best - the nude man - as sort of symbolizing the two separate strands of existence, the essential nudity of man...
IbanezJem, on 15 November 2019 - 12:31 PM, said:
Citizen of the World, on 15 November 2019 - 11:45 AM, said:
So, on November 15th, 2019, Citizen had a really good wash ... starting on his face and arms, he went on to scrub his torso, his legs and his naughty bits, before rinsing his whole body. That November night, he washed seventeen square feet of body area. He used a kilo and a half of catholic soap and nearly fourteen gallons of nice hot water. It was indeed an impressive sight.
IbanezJem, on 15 November 2019 - 09:23 AM, said:
blackhawkrush, on 14 November 2019 - 05:44 PM, said:
He's in charge of a group of mad medicos, and when they run wild it's titty jokes galore.
IbanezJem, on 14 November 2019 - 12:33 PM, said:
Citizen of the World, on 14 November 2019 - 10:56 AM, said:
Now, I know some forums where you get the members lying around in bed. Sleeping, resting, recuperating, convalescing. Well, that's not the way we do things here, right! No, you won't be loafing about in bed wasting 73's time.
IbanezJem, on 14 November 2019 - 09:23 AM, said:
blackhawkrush, on 14 November 2019 - 01:03 AM, said:
In war he`s tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable, Between his quests, he sequins vests and impersonates Ibanez Jem, It's a busy life for Citizen.
Citizen of the World, on 13 November 2019 - 05:44 PM, said:
IbanezJem, on 13 November 2019 - 02:54 PM, said:
Citizen of the World, on 13 November 2019 - 12:14 PM, said:
Ah! Break up my shop, would you? I've got him! Help! Help! I'm being attacked! Help me, Dr Waring, I'm being attacked.
And his limbs all hacked and mangled
Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
Blackhawkrush of the Yard. The same. Only more violent.
Right, Slit Eyes Citizen, I'm arresting you for the impersonation Signor Luchino Ibanez.
I was so worn out I had to come and have a sit-down. I've been here for seven hours.
Your Majesty 73 is like a dose of clap.
Tit. Tit. Oh, that's very tinny, isn't it? Ugh! Tinny, tinny...Oh dear...ocelot...wasp....yowling...Oh dear, I'm bored...I'd better go and have a bath, I suppose.
IT'S A CITIZEN'S LIFE TAKING YOUR CLOTHES OFF IN PUBLIC.
All the Rush fans were like that then, they didn't have their heads stuffed with all this Cartesian dualism
All right. This is a raid. My name is Superintendent blackhawkrush and this is Sergeant 73.
The Rush Forum would like to apologize to the police about the character of Police Superintendent blackhawkrush. He was not meant to represent the average police officer. Similarly, the reference to 73, the administrator, was the product of a disordered mind and should not be construed as having any other significance.
Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar Citizen. Get to the search room, and strip.
Blackhawkrush will engage in any sexual activity for four quid a week. What does that mean?
The strange, damnable, almost diabolic threads of this extraordinary tangled web of intrigue will shortly reveal a plot so fiendish, so infernal, so heinous...
Edited by blackhawkrush, 21 November 2019 - 01:50 AM.