IbanezJem, on 17 July 2019 - 10:43 AM, said:
Citizen of the World, on 17 July 2019 - 10:14 AM, said:
IbanezJem, on 17 July 2019 - 09:17 AM, said:
blackhawkrush, on 17 July 2019 - 01:45 AM, said:
Citizen of the World, on 16 July 2019 - 09:01 PM, said:
blackhawkrush, on 16 July 2019 - 08:37 PM, said:
IbanezJem, on 16 July 2019 - 02:30 PM, said:
blackhawkrush, on 15 July 2019 - 08:37 PM, said:
Citizen of the World, on 15 July 2019 - 05:04 PM, said:
IbanezJem, on 15 July 2019 - 01:32 PM, said:
Citizen of the World, on 15 July 2019 - 09:51 AM, said:
blackhawkrush, on 14 July 2019 - 04:31 PM, said:
IbanezJem, on 14 July 2019 - 03:52 AM, said:
blackhawkrush, on 14 July 2019 - 01:51 AM, said:
Citizen of the World, on 13 July 2019 - 10:44 PM, said:
blackhawkrush, on 13 July 2019 - 04:46 PM, said:
You spotted that, well done.
Now then, Citizen. I'm going to show you three numbers, and I want you to tell me if you see any similarity between them.
Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out.
Oh, heaven forbid. I am one who delights in all manifestations of Terpsichorean muse.
That's - that's, uh, that's enough music for now, lads. Looks like there's dirty work afoot.
We'll have two hours digging, two hours vaulting and then two hours sleeping, okay?
I've got a triple fracture of the right leg, dislocated collar bone and multiple head injuries, so I do most of the heavy work
You want to complain! Look at these shoes. I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through.
Let us, like Him, hold up one shoe and let the other be upon our foot, for this is His sign, that all who follow Him shall do likewise.
Hello, I'm your new vicar.
Can I interest you in any encyclopedias?
That man was a successful encyclopaedia salesman. But not all encyclopaedia salesmen are successful. Here is an unsuccessful encyclopaedia salesman.
Now, write it out a hundred times.
If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your ball off.
Before you arrive is pleasure, but after is a pain in the dong.
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
Mr Citizen, as you know I am a leading Harley Street surgeon as seen on television. I'm afraid I'm going to have to operate. It's nothing to worry about although it is extremely dangerous.
Ah, Mr. Citizen. Have you got your unemployment benefit, please?
Well, can you write me a cheque then, please?