IbanezJem, on 21 June 2019 - 02:35 PM, said:
Citizen of the World, on 21 June 2019 - 02:22 PM, said:
IbanezJem, on 21 June 2019 - 08:22 AM, said:
blackhawkrush, on 20 June 2019 - 10:23 PM, said:
Citizen of the World, on 20 June 2019 - 10:17 PM, said:
blackhawkrush, on 20 June 2019 - 08:19 PM, said:
Citizen of the World, on 20 June 2019 - 08:02 PM, said:
blackhawkrush, on 20 June 2019 - 06:06 PM, said:
IbanezJem, on 20 June 2019 - 02:12 PM, said:
blackhawkrush, on 20 June 2019 - 11:07 AM, said:
IbanezJem, on 19 June 2019 - 02:19 PM, said:
Citizen of the World, on 19 June 2019 - 01:50 PM, said:
IbanezJem, on 19 June 2019 - 08:41 AM, said:
blackhawkrush, on 18 June 2019 - 09:23 PM, said:
IbanezJem, on 18 June 2019 - 03:01 AM, said:
blackhawkrush, on 17 June 2019 - 09:07 PM, said:
Citizen of the World, on 17 June 2019 - 05:10 PM, said:
IbanezJem, on 17 June 2019 - 08:52 AM, said:
Now, I've noticed a tendency for this forum to get rather silly. Now I do my best to keep things moving along, but I'm not having things getting silly. Those last two posts got very silly indeed. And that last one about Trondheim was even sillier.
Well, on second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.
Yes, I quite agree, I mean, what's the point of being treated like sheep. What's the point of going abroad if you're just another tourist carted around in buses surrounded by sweaty mindless oafs from Kettering and Coventry.
But this is where blackhawkrush was wrong. For this was no old dump, but a town with a future, an urban El Dorado where the businessmen of today can enjoy the facilities of tomorrow in the comfort of yesterday.
Yes, everyone is welcome to North Malden. None more so than the businessmen and investors who shape our society of the future.
A tree-lined treasure trove, a fat fir-coned future for the financiers ... but what of the cost?
an ordinary cup of drinking chocolate costs four million pounds, an immersion heater for the hot-water tank costs over six billion pounds, and a pair of split-crotch panties would be almost unobtainable
I've always wanted The Big Money. To handle! To touch! The smell of the rain-washed florin! The lure of the lira! The glitter and the glory of the guinea! The romance of the ruble! The feel of the franc! The heel of the deutschmark! The cold antiseptic sting of the Swiss franc! And the sunburnt splendour of the Australian dollar!
I don't want Scottish money.
They've got the numbers. It can be traced.
Well did you... err, did you see anyone take it? Anyone hanging around, or...
Ibanez must have died while carving it.
I have now eaten the banana. The deceased Mr Ibanez is now disarmed
There, poor Ibanez's dead. And never called me mother. And soon you at Video Vertigo will all be dead.
No he's not completely dead blackhawkrush. No. But he's not at all well.
Mind you, that's just a pat diagnosis made without first obtaining Ibanez's full medical history.
Yes, I came over all dead so I have taken the afternoon off.
Mr Ibanez, this is no common problem. You are suffering from a disease so rare that it hasn't got a name. Not yet. But it will have. Oh yes. This is the opportunity I've been waiting for. The chance of a lifetime! I'll show them at the Royal College of Surgeons! I'll make them sit up and take notice!
Great, great, Citizen. Well, next week he'll be showing you how black and white people can live together in peace and harmony, and blackhawkrush will be over in Moscow showing us how to reconcile the Russians and the Chinese.
blackhawkrush, still believing himself to be Trotsky, was very tired from haranguing the masses all the way from Monte Carlo
Edited by Citizen of the World, 21 June 2019 - 05:38 PM.