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#8101 Citizen of the World

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Posted 21 May 2019 - 02:22 PM

View PostIbanezJem, on 21 May 2019 - 01:11 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 21 May 2019 - 12:11 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 21 May 2019 - 11:42 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 21 May 2019 - 10:43 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 21 May 2019 - 10:04 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 21 May 2019 - 09:57 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 20 May 2019 - 11:01 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 20 May 2019 - 10:22 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 20 May 2019 - 09:24 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 20 May 2019 - 04:23 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 20 May 2019 - 11:53 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 20 May 2019 - 11:03 AM, said:

Well I mean like you've er...you've done it...I mean like,   know...you've...er...you've slept...with a lady...What's it like?
Well I can see you're all ready to go. So I'll just wish you good luck in your latest venture.
Well I saw your adverts in the paper and I've been on package tours several times, you see, and I decided that this was for me.
If you like going to the West End. I think it's a stinking dump. :moon:
My God, what a simply ghastly place.
:yes: Frankly, I think the central pillar may need strengthening.
The local Council here have over fifty hypnosis-induced twenty-five story blocks, put up by El Mystico and Janet. I asked Mr Ken Verybigliar the advantages of hypnosis compared to other building methods.
TRF brings you a man who claims he can send bricks to sleep by hypnosis.  :notworthy:
:gumby: Basically, I believe in peace and bashing two bricks together.
At Christmas parties I used to strike myself on the head repeatedly with blunt instruments while crooning.  'Only make believe, I love you,  Only make believe that you love me,
Yummy, yummy, yummy, I've got love in my tummy. :guitar:
Yes! Coming to this forum soon! The tender compassionate story of one man's love for another man in drag.
Well some of them started dressing up as mice a bit ... and then when they'd got the costumes on they started ... squeaking.

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Posted 22 May 2019 - 09:51 AM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 21 May 2019 - 02:22 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 21 May 2019 - 01:11 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 21 May 2019 - 12:11 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 21 May 2019 - 11:42 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 21 May 2019 - 10:43 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 21 May 2019 - 10:04 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 21 May 2019 - 09:57 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 20 May 2019 - 11:01 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 20 May 2019 - 10:22 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 20 May 2019 - 09:24 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 20 May 2019 - 04:23 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 20 May 2019 - 11:53 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 20 May 2019 - 11:03 AM, said:

Well I mean like you've er...you've done it...I mean like,   know...you've...er...you've slept...with a lady...What's it like?
Well I can see you're all ready to go. So I'll just wish you good luck in your latest venture.
Well I saw your adverts in the paper and I've been on package tours several times, you see, and I decided that this was for me.
If you like going to the West End. I think it's a stinking dump. :moon:
My God, what a simply ghastly place.
:yes: Frankly, I think the central pillar may need strengthening.
The local Council here have over fifty hypnosis-induced twenty-five story blocks, put up by El Mystico and Janet. I asked Mr Ken Verybigliar the advantages of hypnosis compared to other building methods.
TRF brings you a man who claims he can send bricks to sleep by hypnosis.  :notworthy:
:gumby: Basically, I believe in peace and bashing two bricks together.
At Christmas parties I used to strike myself on the head repeatedly with blunt instruments while crooning.  'Only make believe, I love you,  Only make believe that you love me,
Yummy, yummy, yummy, I've got love in my tummy. :guitar:
Yes! Coming to this forum soon! The tender compassionate story of one man's love for another man in drag.
Well some of them started dressing up as mice a bit ... and then when they'd got the costumes on they started ... squeaking.
Your type makes me puke. You vacuous toffee-nosed malodorous pervert!  :moon:

#8103 Citizen of the World

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Posted 22 May 2019 - 03:19 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 22 May 2019 - 09:51 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 21 May 2019 - 02:22 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 21 May 2019 - 01:11 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 21 May 2019 - 12:11 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 21 May 2019 - 11:42 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 21 May 2019 - 10:43 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 21 May 2019 - 10:04 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 21 May 2019 - 09:57 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 20 May 2019 - 11:01 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 20 May 2019 - 10:22 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 20 May 2019 - 09:24 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 20 May 2019 - 04:23 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 20 May 2019 - 11:53 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 20 May 2019 - 11:03 AM, said:

Well I mean like you've er...you've done it...I mean like,   know...you've...er...you've slept...with a lady...What's it like?
Well I can see you're all ready to go. So I'll just wish you good luck in your latest venture.
Well I saw your adverts in the paper and I've been on package tours several times, you see, and I decided that this was for me.
If you like going to the West End. I think it's a stinking dump. :moon:
My God, what a simply ghastly place.
:yes: Frankly, I think the central pillar may need strengthening.
The local Council here have over fifty hypnosis-induced twenty-five story blocks, put up by El Mystico and Janet. I asked Mr Ken Verybigliar the advantages of hypnosis compared to other building methods.
TRF brings you a man who claims he can send bricks to sleep by hypnosis.  :notworthy:
:gumby: Basically, I believe in peace and bashing two bricks together.
At Christmas parties I used to strike myself on the head repeatedly with blunt instruments while crooning.  'Only make believe, I love you,  Only make believe that you love me,
Yummy, yummy, yummy, I've got love in my tummy. :guitar:
Yes! Coming to this forum soon! The tender compassionate story of one man's love for another man in drag.
Well some of them started dressing up as mice a bit ... and then when they'd got the costumes on they started ... squeaking.
Your type makes me puke. You vacuous toffee-nosed malodorous pervert!  :moon:
I'm not having my house filled with filthy perverts, now look, I'm giving you just half a minute then I'm going to call the police, so get out.

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Posted 23 May 2019 - 09:51 AM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 22 May 2019 - 03:19 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 22 May 2019 - 09:51 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 21 May 2019 - 02:22 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 21 May 2019 - 01:11 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 21 May 2019 - 12:11 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 21 May 2019 - 11:42 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 21 May 2019 - 10:43 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 21 May 2019 - 10:04 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 21 May 2019 - 09:57 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 20 May 2019 - 11:01 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 20 May 2019 - 10:22 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 20 May 2019 - 09:24 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 20 May 2019 - 04:23 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 20 May 2019 - 11:53 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 20 May 2019 - 11:03 AM, said:

Well I mean like you've er...you've done it...I mean like,   know...you've...er...you've slept...with a lady...What's it like?
Well I can see you're all ready to go. So I'll just wish you good luck in your latest venture.
Well I saw your adverts in the paper and I've been on package tours several times, you see, and I decided that this was for me.
If you like going to the West End. I think it's a stinking dump. :moon:
My God, what a simply ghastly place.
:yes: Frankly, I think the central pillar may need strengthening.
The local Council here have over fifty hypnosis-induced twenty-five story blocks, put up by El Mystico and Janet. I asked Mr Ken Verybigliar the advantages of hypnosis compared to other building methods.
TRF brings you a man who claims he can send bricks to sleep by hypnosis.  :notworthy:
:gumby: Basically, I believe in peace and bashing two bricks together.
At Christmas parties I used to strike myself on the head repeatedly with blunt instruments while crooning.  'Only make believe, I love you,  Only make believe that you love me,
Yummy, yummy, yummy, I've got love in my tummy. :guitar:
Yes! Coming to this forum soon! The tender compassionate story of one man's love for another man in drag.
Well some of them started dressing up as mice a bit ... and then when they'd got the costumes on they started ... squeaking.
Your type makes me puke. You vacuous toffee-nosed malodorous pervert!  :moon:
I'm not having my house filled with filthy perverts, now look, I'm giving you just half a minute then I'm going to call the police, so get out.
Gone. Now what am I bid for another great bargain? Edward Landseer's 'Nothing at Bay'.

#8105 Citizen of the World

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Posted 23 May 2019 - 12:47 PM

View PostIbanezJem, on 23 May 2019 - 09:51 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 22 May 2019 - 03:19 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 22 May 2019 - 09:51 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 21 May 2019 - 02:22 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 21 May 2019 - 01:11 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 21 May 2019 - 12:11 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 21 May 2019 - 11:42 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 21 May 2019 - 10:43 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 21 May 2019 - 10:04 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 21 May 2019 - 09:57 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 20 May 2019 - 11:01 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 20 May 2019 - 10:22 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 20 May 2019 - 09:24 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 20 May 2019 - 04:23 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 20 May 2019 - 11:53 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 20 May 2019 - 11:03 AM, said:

Well I mean like you've er...you've done it...I mean like,   know...you've...er...you've slept...with a lady...What's it like?
Well I can see you're all ready to go. So I'll just wish you good luck in your latest venture.
Well I saw your adverts in the paper and I've been on package tours several times, you see, and I decided that this was for me.
If you like going to the West End. I think it's a stinking dump. :moon:
My God, what a simply ghastly place.
:yes: Frankly, I think the central pillar may need strengthening.
The local Council here have over fifty hypnosis-induced twenty-five story blocks, put up by El Mystico and Janet. I asked Mr Ken Verybigliar the advantages of hypnosis compared to other building methods.
TRF brings you a man who claims he can send bricks to sleep by hypnosis.  :notworthy:
:gumby: Basically, I believe in peace and bashing two bricks together.
At Christmas parties I used to strike myself on the head repeatedly with blunt instruments while crooning.  'Only make believe, I love you,  Only make believe that you love me,
Yummy, yummy, yummy, I've got love in my tummy. :guitar:
Yes! Coming to this forum soon! The tender compassionate story of one man's love for another man in drag.
Well some of them started dressing up as mice a bit ... and then when they'd got the costumes on they started ... squeaking.
Your type makes me puke. You vacuous toffee-nosed malodorous pervert!  :moon:
I'm not having my house filled with filthy perverts, now look, I'm giving you just half a minute then I'm going to call the police, so get out.
Gone. Now what am I bid for another great bargain? Edward Landseer's 'Nothing at Bay'.
a plate of braised pus

#8106 IbanezJem

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Posted 23 May 2019 - 01:30 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 23 May 2019 - 12:47 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 23 May 2019 - 09:51 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 22 May 2019 - 03:19 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 22 May 2019 - 09:51 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 21 May 2019 - 02:22 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 21 May 2019 - 01:11 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 21 May 2019 - 12:11 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 21 May 2019 - 11:42 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 21 May 2019 - 10:43 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 21 May 2019 - 10:04 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 21 May 2019 - 09:57 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 20 May 2019 - 11:01 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 20 May 2019 - 10:22 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 20 May 2019 - 09:24 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 20 May 2019 - 04:23 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 20 May 2019 - 11:53 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 20 May 2019 - 11:03 AM, said:

Well I mean like you've er...you've done it...I mean like,   know...you've...er...you've slept...with a lady...What's it like?
Well I can see you're all ready to go. So I'll just wish you good luck in your latest venture.
Well I saw your adverts in the paper and I've been on package tours several times, you see, and I decided that this was for me.
If you like going to the West End. I think it's a stinking dump. :moon:
My God, what a simply ghastly place.
:yes: Frankly, I think the central pillar may need strengthening.
The local Council here have over fifty hypnosis-induced twenty-five story blocks, put up by El Mystico and Janet. I asked Mr Ken Verybigliar the advantages of hypnosis compared to other building methods.
TRF brings you a man who claims he can send bricks to sleep by hypnosis.  :notworthy:
:gumby: Basically, I believe in peace and bashing two bricks together.
At Christmas parties I used to strike myself on the head repeatedly with blunt instruments while crooning.  'Only make believe, I love you,  Only make believe that you love me,
Yummy, yummy, yummy, I've got love in my tummy. :guitar:
Yes! Coming to this forum soon! The tender compassionate story of one man's love for another man in drag.
Well some of them started dressing up as mice a bit ... and then when they'd got the costumes on they started ... squeaking.
Your type makes me puke. You vacuous toffee-nosed malodorous pervert!  :moon:
I'm not having my house filled with filthy perverts, now look, I'm giving you just half a minute then I'm going to call the police, so get out.
Gone. Now what am I bid for another great bargain? Edward Landseer's 'Nothing at Bay'.
a plate of braised pus
Well, why don't you move into more conventional areas of confectionery, like praline or lime cream, a very popular flavor I'm led to understand, or Strawberry Delight? I mean, what's this one? "Cockroach Cluster"?' And this, 'Anthrax Ripple?

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Posted 23 May 2019 - 02:33 PM

View PostIbanezJem, on 23 May 2019 - 01:30 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 23 May 2019 - 12:47 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 23 May 2019 - 09:51 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 22 May 2019 - 03:19 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 22 May 2019 - 09:51 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 21 May 2019 - 02:22 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 21 May 2019 - 01:11 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 21 May 2019 - 12:11 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 21 May 2019 - 11:42 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 21 May 2019 - 10:43 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 21 May 2019 - 10:04 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 21 May 2019 - 09:57 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 20 May 2019 - 11:01 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 20 May 2019 - 10:22 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 20 May 2019 - 09:24 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 20 May 2019 - 04:23 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 20 May 2019 - 11:53 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 20 May 2019 - 11:03 AM, said:

Well I mean like you've er...you've done it...I mean like,   know...you've...er...you've slept...with a lady...What's it like?
Well I can see you're all ready to go. So I'll just wish you good luck in your latest venture.
Well I saw your adverts in the paper and I've been on package tours several times, you see, and I decided that this was for me.
If you like going to the West End. I think it's a stinking dump. :moon:
My God, what a simply ghastly place.
:yes: Frankly, I think the central pillar may need strengthening.
The local Council here have over fifty hypnosis-induced twenty-five story blocks, put up by El Mystico and Janet. I asked Mr Ken Verybigliar the advantages of hypnosis compared to other building methods.
TRF brings you a man who claims he can send bricks to sleep by hypnosis.  :notworthy:
:gumby: Basically, I believe in peace and bashing two bricks together.
At Christmas parties I used to strike myself on the head repeatedly with blunt instruments while crooning.  'Only make believe, I love you,  Only make believe that you love me,
Yummy, yummy, yummy, I've got love in my tummy. :guitar:
Yes! Coming to this forum soon! The tender compassionate story of one man's love for another man in drag.
Well some of them started dressing up as mice a bit ... and then when they'd got the costumes on they started ... squeaking.
Your type makes me puke. You vacuous toffee-nosed malodorous pervert!  :moon:
I'm not having my house filled with filthy perverts, now look, I'm giving you just half a minute then I'm going to call the police, so get out.
Gone. Now what am I bid for another great bargain? Edward Landseer's 'Nothing at Bay'.
a plate of braised pus
Well, why don't you move into more conventional areas of confectionery, like praline or lime cream, a very popular flavor I'm led to understand, or Strawberry Delight? I mean, what's this one? "Cockroach Cluster"?' And this, 'Anthrax Ripple?
I don't care how excrementally runny it is. Hand it over with all speed.

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Posted 23 May 2019 - 04:14 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 23 May 2019 - 02:33 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 23 May 2019 - 01:30 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 23 May 2019 - 12:47 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 23 May 2019 - 09:51 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 22 May 2019 - 03:19 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 22 May 2019 - 09:51 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 21 May 2019 - 02:22 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 21 May 2019 - 01:11 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 21 May 2019 - 12:11 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 21 May 2019 - 11:42 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 21 May 2019 - 10:43 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 21 May 2019 - 10:04 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 21 May 2019 - 09:57 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 20 May 2019 - 11:01 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 20 May 2019 - 10:22 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 20 May 2019 - 09:24 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 20 May 2019 - 04:23 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 20 May 2019 - 11:53 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 20 May 2019 - 11:03 AM, said:

Well I mean like you've er...you've done it...I mean like,   know...you've...er...you've slept...with a lady...What's it like?
Well I can see you're all ready to go. So I'll just wish you good luck in your latest venture.
Well I saw your adverts in the paper and I've been on package tours several times, you see, and I decided that this was for me.
If you like going to the West End. I think it's a stinking dump. :moon:
My God, what a simply ghastly place.
:yes: Frankly, I think the central pillar may need strengthening.
The local Council here have over fifty hypnosis-induced twenty-five story blocks, put up by El Mystico and Janet. I asked Mr Ken Verybigliar the advantages of hypnosis compared to other building methods.
TRF brings you a man who claims he can send bricks to sleep by hypnosis.  :notworthy:
:gumby: Basically, I believe in peace and bashing two bricks together.
At Christmas parties I used to strike myself on the head repeatedly with blunt instruments while crooning.  'Only make believe, I love you,  Only make believe that you love me,
Yummy, yummy, yummy, I've got love in my tummy. :guitar:
Yes! Coming to this forum soon! The tender compassionate story of one man's love for another man in drag.
Well some of them started dressing up as mice a bit ... and then when they'd got the costumes on they started ... squeaking.
Your type makes me puke. You vacuous toffee-nosed malodorous pervert!  :moon:
I'm not having my house filled with filthy perverts, now look, I'm giving you just half a minute then I'm going to call the police, so get out.
Gone. Now what am I bid for another great bargain? Edward Landseer's 'Nothing at Bay'.
a plate of braised pus
Well, why don't you move into more conventional areas of confectionery, like praline or lime cream, a very popular flavor I'm led to understand, or Strawberry Delight? I mean, what's this one? "Cockroach Cluster"?' And this, 'Anthrax Ripple?
I don't care how excrementally runny it is. Hand it over with all speed.
Well, I'm afraid it didn't come in this morning, sir. But we have got some down at our Kensington branch. I'll just nip down there and get it for you. :outtahere:

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Posted 23 May 2019 - 05:25 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 23 May 2019 - 04:14 PM, said:

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View PostIbanezJem, on 23 May 2019 - 01:30 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 23 May 2019 - 12:47 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 23 May 2019 - 09:51 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 22 May 2019 - 03:19 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 22 May 2019 - 09:51 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 21 May 2019 - 02:22 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 21 May 2019 - 01:11 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 21 May 2019 - 12:11 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 21 May 2019 - 11:42 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 21 May 2019 - 10:43 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 21 May 2019 - 10:04 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 21 May 2019 - 09:57 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 20 May 2019 - 11:01 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 20 May 2019 - 10:22 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 20 May 2019 - 09:24 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 20 May 2019 - 04:23 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 20 May 2019 - 11:53 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 20 May 2019 - 11:03 AM, said:

Well I mean like you've er...you've done it...I mean like,   know...you've...er...you've slept...with a lady...What's it like?
Well I can see you're all ready to go. So I'll just wish you good luck in your latest venture.
Well I saw your adverts in the paper and I've been on package tours several times, you see, and I decided that this was for me.
If you like going to the West End. I think it's a stinking dump. :moon:
My God, what a simply ghastly place.
:yes: Frankly, I think the central pillar may need strengthening.
The local Council here have over fifty hypnosis-induced twenty-five story blocks, put up by El Mystico and Janet. I asked Mr Ken Verybigliar the advantages of hypnosis compared to other building methods.
TRF brings you a man who claims he can send bricks to sleep by hypnosis.  :notworthy:
:gumby: Basically, I believe in peace and bashing two bricks together.
At Christmas parties I used to strike myself on the head repeatedly with blunt instruments while crooning.  'Only make believe, I love you,  Only make believe that you love me,
Yummy, yummy, yummy, I've got love in my tummy. :guitar:
Yes! Coming to this forum soon! The tender compassionate story of one man's love for another man in drag.
Well some of them started dressing up as mice a bit ... and then when they'd got the costumes on they started ... squeaking.
Your type makes me puke. You vacuous toffee-nosed malodorous pervert!  :moon:
I'm not having my house filled with filthy perverts, now look, I'm giving you just half a minute then I'm going to call the police, so get out.
Gone. Now what am I bid for another great bargain? Edward Landseer's 'Nothing at Bay'.
a plate of braised pus
Well, why don't you move into more conventional areas of confectionery, like praline or lime cream, a very popular flavor I'm led to understand, or Strawberry Delight? I mean, what's this one? "Cockroach Cluster"?' And this, 'Anthrax Ripple?
I don't care how excrementally runny it is. Hand it over with all speed.
Well, I'm afraid it didn't come in this morning, sir. But we have got some down at our Kensington branch. I'll just nip down there and get it for you. :outtahere:
Well there'll certainly be some car door slamming in the streets of Kensington tonight.

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Posted 23 May 2019 - 06:28 PM

The non-white car represents another toothpaste. :hockeygoon:

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Posted 23 May 2019 - 10:53 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 23 May 2019 - 06:28 PM, said:

The non-white car represents another toothpaste. :hockeygoon:
Blackhawkrush, why do all your characters have these very big er ... very big um ... teeth?

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Posted 23 May 2019 - 10:58 PM

View PostIbanezJem, on 23 May 2019 - 10:53 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 23 May 2019 - 06:28 PM, said:

The non-white car represents another toothpaste. :hockeygoon:
Blackhawkrush, why do all your characters have these very big er ... very big um ... teeth?
They do all come from broken homes and have very unhappy personal lives, especially Citizen. :|

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Posted 23 May 2019 - 11:12 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 23 May 2019 - 10:58 PM, said:

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View Postblackhawkrush, on 23 May 2019 - 06:28 PM, said:

The non-white car represents another toothpaste. :hockeygoon:
Blackhawkrush, why do all your characters have these very big er ... very big um ... teeth?
They do all come from broken homes and have very unhappy personal lives, especially Citizen. :|
I don't know whether I should tell you this, but, well, I have been going through a rather tough time recently. Things have been pretty awful at home. My wife, Josephine... 'Joe-jums' as I call her ...who is also a poster...has not been able to post since our youngest, Clifford, was born, and, well,  I've just got no confidence left... I can't get up in the morning... I feel there's nothing worth living for...

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Posted 24 May 2019 - 01:12 AM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 23 May 2019 - 11:12 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 23 May 2019 - 10:58 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 23 May 2019 - 10:53 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 23 May 2019 - 06:28 PM, said:

The non-white car represents another toothpaste. :hockeygoon:
Blackhawkrush, why do all your characters have these very big er ... very big um ... teeth?
They do all come from broken homes and have very unhappy personal lives, especially Citizen. :|
I don't know whether I should tell you this, but, well, I have been going through a rather tough time recently. Things have been pretty awful at home. My wife, Josephine... 'Joe-jums' as I call her ...who is also a poster...has not been able to post since our youngest, Clifford, was born, and, well,  I've just got no confidence left... I can't get up in the morning... I feel there's nothing worth living for...
Look, Citizen, I hate to see a man cry, so shove off out of TRF, there's a good chap.  :bitchslap:

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Posted 24 May 2019 - 06:50 AM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 24 May 2019 - 01:12 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 23 May 2019 - 11:12 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 23 May 2019 - 10:58 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 23 May 2019 - 10:53 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 23 May 2019 - 06:28 PM, said:

The non-white car represents another toothpaste. :hockeygoon:
Blackhawkrush, why do all your characters have these very big er ... very big um ... teeth?
They do all come from broken homes and have very unhappy personal lives, especially Citizen. :|
I don't know whether I should tell you this, but, well, I have been going through a rather tough time recently. Things have been pretty awful at home. My wife, Josephine... 'Joe-jums' as I call her ...who is also a poster...has not been able to post since our youngest, Clifford, was born, and, well,  I've just got no confidence left... I can't get up in the morning... I feel there's nothing worth living for...
Look, Citizen, I hate to see a man cry, so shove off out of TRF, there's a good chap.  :bitchslap:
Arms out, fingers together, knees bent, now, head well forward. Now, flap your arms. Go on, flap, faster... faster... faster... faster, faster, faster, faster - now jump!

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Posted 24 May 2019 - 09:18 AM

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View PostCitizen of the World, on 23 May 2019 - 11:12 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 23 May 2019 - 10:58 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 23 May 2019 - 10:53 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 23 May 2019 - 06:28 PM, said:

The non-white car represents another toothpaste. :hockeygoon:
Blackhawkrush, why do all your characters have these very big er ... very big um ... teeth?
They do all come from broken homes and have very unhappy personal lives, especially Citizen. :|
I don't know whether I should tell you this, but, well, I have been going through a rather tough time recently. Things have been pretty awful at home. My wife, Josephine... 'Joe-jums' as I call her ...who is also a poster...has not been able to post since our youngest, Clifford, was born, and, well,  I've just got no confidence left... I can't get up in the morning... I feel there's nothing worth living for...
Look, Citizen, I hate to see a man cry, so shove off out of TRF, there's a good chap.  :bitchslap:
Arms out, fingers together, knees bent, now, head well forward. Now, flap your arms. Go on, flap, faster... faster... faster... faster, faster, faster, faster - now jump!
Look, two people  :hi: :hi: :hi:  three people have just fallen past that window.

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Posted 24 May 2019 - 09:25 AM

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View PostCitizen of the World, on 23 May 2019 - 11:12 PM, said:

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View PostIbanezJem, on 23 May 2019 - 10:53 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 23 May 2019 - 06:28 PM, said:

The non-white car represents another toothpaste. :hockeygoon:
Blackhawkrush, why do all your characters have these very big er ... very big um ... teeth?
They do all come from broken homes and have very unhappy personal lives, especially Citizen. :|
I don't know whether I should tell you this, but, well, I have been going through a rather tough time recently. Things have been pretty awful at home. My wife, Josephine... 'Joe-jums' as I call her ...who is also a poster...has not been able to post since our youngest, Clifford, was born, and, well,  I've just got no confidence left... I can't get up in the morning... I feel there's nothing worth living for...
Look, Citizen, I hate to see a man cry, so shove off out of TRF, there's a good chap.  :bitchslap:
Arms out, fingers together, knees bent, now, head well forward. Now, flap your arms. Go on, flap, faster... faster... faster... faster, faster, faster, faster - now jump!
Look, two people  :hi: :hi: :hi:  three people have just fallen past that window.
...I looked out of the window. Well, by then I was so worn out I had to come and have a sit-down. I've been here for seven hours.

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Posted 24 May 2019 - 10:06 AM

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View PostCitizen of the World, on 23 May 2019 - 11:12 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 23 May 2019 - 10:58 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 23 May 2019 - 10:53 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 23 May 2019 - 06:28 PM, said:

The non-white car represents another toothpaste. :hockeygoon:
Blackhawkrush, why do all your characters have these very big er ... very big um ... teeth?
They do all come from broken homes and have very unhappy personal lives, especially Citizen. :|
I don't know whether I should tell you this, but, well, I have been going through a rather tough time recently. Things have been pretty awful at home. My wife, Josephine... 'Joe-jums' as I call her ...who is also a poster...has not been able to post since our youngest, Clifford, was born, and, well,  I've just got no confidence left... I can't get up in the morning... I feel there's nothing worth living for...
Look, Citizen, I hate to see a man cry, so shove off out of TRF, there's a good chap.  :bitchslap:
Arms out, fingers together, knees bent, now, head well forward. Now, flap your arms. Go on, flap, faster... faster... faster... faster, faster, faster, faster - now jump!
Look, two people  :hi: :hi: :hi:  three people have just fallen past that window.
...I looked out of the window. Well, by then I was so worn out I had to come and have a sit-down. I've been here for seven hours.
There's Ibanez looking out of the window. He sees the murder. The murderer's come into the room to kill him, but he's outwitted him and he's all right. The End.

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Posted 24 May 2019 - 10:28 AM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 24 May 2019 - 10:06 AM, said:

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View PostCitizen of the World, on 23 May 2019 - 11:12 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 23 May 2019 - 10:58 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 23 May 2019 - 10:53 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 23 May 2019 - 06:28 PM, said:

The non-white car represents another toothpaste. :hockeygoon:
Blackhawkrush, why do all your characters have these very big er ... very big um ... teeth?
They do all come from broken homes and have very unhappy personal lives, especially Citizen. :|
I don't know whether I should tell you this, but, well, I have been going through a rather tough time recently. Things have been pretty awful at home. My wife, Josephine... 'Joe-jums' as I call her ...who is also a poster...has not been able to post since our youngest, Clifford, was born, and, well,  I've just got no confidence left... I can't get up in the morning... I feel there's nothing worth living for...
Look, Citizen, I hate to see a man cry, so shove off out of TRF, there's a good chap.  :bitchslap:
Arms out, fingers together, knees bent, now, head well forward. Now, flap your arms. Go on, flap, faster... faster... faster... faster, faster, faster, faster - now jump!
Look, two people  :hi: :hi: :hi:  three people have just fallen past that window.
...I looked out of the window. Well, by then I was so worn out I had to come and have a sit-down. I've been here for seven hours.
There's Ibanez looking out of the window. He sees the murder. The murderer's come into the room to kill him, but he's outwitted him and he's all right. The End.
Now I'm really cheesed off. I mean it's not your high-brow bleeding plays that pull in the viewers, you know.

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Posted 24 May 2019 - 11:26 AM

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View PostCitizen of the World, on 23 May 2019 - 11:12 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 23 May 2019 - 10:58 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 23 May 2019 - 10:53 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 23 May 2019 - 06:28 PM, said:

The non-white car represents another toothpaste. :hockeygoon:
Blackhawkrush, why do all your characters have these very big er ... very big um ... teeth?
They do all come from broken homes and have very unhappy personal lives, especially Citizen. :|
I don't know whether I should tell you this, but, well, I have been going through a rather tough time recently. Things have been pretty awful at home. My wife, Josephine... 'Joe-jums' as I call her ...who is also a poster...has not been able to post since our youngest, Clifford, was born, and, well,  I've just got no confidence left... I can't get up in the morning... I feel there's nothing worth living for...
Look, Citizen, I hate to see a man cry, so shove off out of TRF, there's a good chap.  :bitchslap:
Arms out, fingers together, knees bent, now, head well forward. Now, flap your arms. Go on, flap, faster... faster... faster... faster, faster, faster, faster - now jump!
Look, two people  :hi: :hi: :hi:  three people have just fallen past that window.
...I looked out of the window. Well, by then I was so worn out I had to come and have a sit-down. I've been here for seven hours.
There's Ibanez looking out of the window. He sees the murder. The murderer's come into the room to kill him, but he's outwitted him and he's all right. The End.
Now I'm really cheesed off. I mean it's not your high-brow bleeding plays that pull in the viewers, you know.
... and our figures show that the motorways are extremely popular. I mean, last time we showed a repeat of the Leicester bypass our ratings gave us 97,300,912, and ITV naught. So I do feel we ought to give B roads their own series.




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