Citizen of the World Posted April 8, 2019 Author Share Posted April 8, 2019 (edited) Do you know that in our TRF laboratories, we developed a tomato which can eject itself when an accident is imminent. Oh, see blackhawkrush is clumsy Colonel, and when he gets unhappy he breaks things. Like say, he don't feel the Forum's playing fair by him, he may start breaking things, Colonel.Hey, there's a bicycle broken, up the road!Picasso has fallen off...he's fallen off his bicycle on the B2127 just outside Ewhurst, trying to get a short cut through to Dorking via Gomslake and Peashall. Well, Picasso is reported to be unhurt, but the pig has a slight headache."The pump caught in my trouser leg. Decided to wear short trousers from now on". Er, we've got corsets, stockings, suspender belts, tights, bras, slips, petticoats, knickers, socks and garters, sir.Of course the big question that everyone's asking here is, what about those split-crotch panties? Edited April 8, 2019 by Citizen of the World 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted April 8, 2019 Share Posted April 8, 2019 Do you know that in our TRF laboratories, we developed a tomato which can eject itself when an accident is imminent. Oh, see blackhawkrush is clumsy Colonel, and when he gets unhappy he breaks things. Like say, he don't feel the Forum's playing fair by him, he may start breaking things, Colonel.Hey, there's a bicycle broken, up the road!Picasso has fallen off...he's fallen off his bicycle on the B2127 just outside Ewhurst, trying to get a short cut through to Dorking via Gomslake and Peashall. Well, Picasso is reported to be unhurt, but the pig has a slight headache."The pump caught in my trouser leg. Decided to wear short trousers from now on". Er, we've got corsets, stockings, suspender belts, tights, bras, slips, petticoats, knickers, socks and garters, sir.Of course the big question that everyone's asking here is, what about those split-crotch panties?You'll never get away with this, Citizen. You porn merchant. :outtahere: I'll remember you. Don't you worry. I'll remember you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted April 8, 2019 Share Posted April 8, 2019 Do you know that in our TRF laboratories, we developed a tomato which can eject itself when an accident is imminent. Oh, see blackhawkrush is clumsy Colonel, and when he gets unhappy he breaks things. Like say, he don't feel the Forum's playing fair by him, he may start breaking things, Colonel.Hey, there's a bicycle broken, up the road!Picasso has fallen off...he's fallen off his bicycle on the B2127 just outside Ewhurst, trying to get a short cut through to Dorking via Gomslake and Peashall. Well, Picasso is reported to be unhurt, but the pig has a slight headache."The pump caught in my trouser leg. Decided to wear short trousers from now on". Er, we've got corsets, stockings, suspender belts, tights, bras, slips, petticoats, knickers, socks and garters, sir.Of course the big question that everyone's asking here is, what about those split-crotch panties?You'll never get away with this, Citizen. You porn merchant. :outtahere: I'll remember you. Don't you worry. I'll remember you.Citizen, there is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted April 8, 2019 Share Posted April 8, 2019 Do you know that in our TRF laboratories, we developed a tomato which can eject itself when an accident is imminent. Oh, see blackhawkrush is clumsy Colonel, and when he gets unhappy he breaks things. Like say, he don't feel the Forum's playing fair by him, he may start breaking things, Colonel.Hey, there's a bicycle broken, up the road!Picasso has fallen off...he's fallen off his bicycle on the B2127 just outside Ewhurst, trying to get a short cut through to Dorking via Gomslake and Peashall. Well, Picasso is reported to be unhurt, but the pig has a slight headache."The pump caught in my trouser leg. Decided to wear short trousers from now on". Er, we've got corsets, stockings, suspender belts, tights, bras, slips, petticoats, knickers, socks and garters, sir.Of course the big question that everyone's asking here is, what about those split-crotch panties?You'll never get away with this, Citizen. You porn merchant. :outtahere: I'll remember you. Don't you worry. I'll remember you.Citizen, there is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.You Americans. You always talk, you Americans. You talk and you talk and say, "Let me tell you something" and "I just wanna say this." Well you're dead now, so shut up! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted April 8, 2019 Share Posted April 8, 2019 Do you know that in our TRF laboratories, we developed a tomato which can eject itself when an accident is imminent. Oh, see blackhawkrush is clumsy Colonel, and when he gets unhappy he breaks things. Like say, he don't feel the Forum's playing fair by him, he may start breaking things, Colonel.Hey, there's a bicycle broken, up the road!Picasso has fallen off...he's fallen off his bicycle on the B2127 just outside Ewhurst, trying to get a short cut through to Dorking via Gomslake and Peashall. Well, Picasso is reported to be unhurt, but the pig has a slight headache."The pump caught in my trouser leg. Decided to wear short trousers from now on". Er, we've got corsets, stockings, suspender belts, tights, bras, slips, petticoats, knickers, socks and garters, sir.Of course the big question that everyone's asking here is, what about those split-crotch panties?You'll never get away with this, Citizen. You porn merchant. :outtahere: I'll remember you. Don't you worry. I'll remember you.Citizen, there is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.You Americans. You always talk, you Americans. You talk and you talk and say, "Let me tell you something" and "I just wanna say this." Well you're dead now, so shut up!No, please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who ... We are here today to witness the union of two young people in the joyful bond of the holy wedlock. Unfortunately, one of them, my son 1-0-0-1-0-0-1, has just fallen to his death. But I don't want to think I've lost a son ... so much as gained a daughter ... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted April 8, 2019 Author Share Posted April 8, 2019 Do you know that in our TRF laboratories, we developed a tomato which can eject itself when an accident is imminent. Oh, see blackhawkrush is clumsy Colonel, and when he gets unhappy he breaks things. Like say, he don't feel the Forum's playing fair by him, he may start breaking things, Colonel.Hey, there's a bicycle broken, up the road!Picasso has fallen off...he's fallen off his bicycle on the B2127 just outside Ewhurst, trying to get a short cut through to Dorking via Gomslake and Peashall. Well, Picasso is reported to be unhurt, but the pig has a slight headache."The pump caught in my trouser leg. Decided to wear short trousers from now on". Er, we've got corsets, stockings, suspender belts, tights, bras, slips, petticoats, knickers, socks and garters, sir.Of course the big question that everyone's asking here is, what about those split-crotch panties?You'll never get away with this, Citizen. You porn merchant. :outtahere: I'll remember you. Don't you worry. I'll remember you.Citizen, there is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.You Americans. You always talk, you Americans. You talk and you talk and say, "Let me tell you something" and "I just wanna say this." Well you're dead now, so shut up!No, please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who ... We are here today to witness the union of two young people in the joyful bond of the holy wedlock. Unfortunately, one of them, my son 1-0-0-1-0-0-1, has just fallen to his death. But I don't want to think I've lost a son ... so much as gained a daughter ...Does your lovely daughter like Tizer? Eh? Wouldn't mind buying her a bottle of Tizer.... if it's available in this area, that is. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted April 8, 2019 Share Posted April 8, 2019 Do you know that in our TRF laboratories, we developed a tomato which can eject itself when an accident is imminent. Oh, see blackhawkrush is clumsy Colonel, and when he gets unhappy he breaks things. Like say, he don't feel the Forum's playing fair by him, he may start breaking things, Colonel.Hey, there's a bicycle broken, up the road!Picasso has fallen off...he's fallen off his bicycle on the B2127 just outside Ewhurst, trying to get a short cut through to Dorking via Gomslake and Peashall. Well, Picasso is reported to be unhurt, but the pig has a slight headache."The pump caught in my trouser leg. Decided to wear short trousers from now on". Er, we've got corsets, stockings, suspender belts, tights, bras, slips, petticoats, knickers, socks and garters, sir.Of course the big question that everyone's asking here is, what about those split-crotch panties?You'll never get away with this, Citizen. You porn merchant. :outtahere: I'll remember you. Don't you worry. I'll remember you.Citizen, there is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.You Americans. You always talk, you Americans. You talk and you talk and say, "Let me tell you something" and "I just wanna say this." Well you're dead now, so shut up!No, please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who ... We are here today to witness the union of two young people in the joyful bond of the holy wedlock. Unfortunately, one of them, my son 1-0-0-1-0-0-1, has just fallen to his death. But I don't want to think I've lost a son ... so much as gained a daughter ...Does your lovely daughter like Tizer? Eh? Wouldn't mind buying her a bottle of Tizer.... if it's available in this area, that is.I'm afraid our life must seem very dull and quiet compared to yours. We are but eightscore young blondes, all between sixteen and nineteen-and-a-half, cut off in this castle, with no one to protect us. Oooh. It is a lonely life ... bathing ... dressing ... undressing ... making exciting underwear... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted April 8, 2019 Author Share Posted April 8, 2019 Do you know that in our TRF laboratories, we developed a tomato which can eject itself when an accident is imminent. Oh, see blackhawkrush is clumsy Colonel, and when he gets unhappy he breaks things. Like say, he don't feel the Forum's playing fair by him, he may start breaking things, Colonel.Hey, there's a bicycle broken, up the road!Picasso has fallen off...he's fallen off his bicycle on the B2127 just outside Ewhurst, trying to get a short cut through to Dorking via Gomslake and Peashall. Well, Picasso is reported to be unhurt, but the pig has a slight headache."The pump caught in my trouser leg. Decided to wear short trousers from now on". Er, we've got corsets, stockings, suspender belts, tights, bras, slips, petticoats, knickers, socks and garters, sir.Of course the big question that everyone's asking here is, what about those split-crotch panties?You'll never get away with this, Citizen. You porn merchant. :outtahere: I'll remember you. Don't you worry. I'll remember you.Citizen, there is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.You Americans. You always talk, you Americans. You talk and you talk and say, "Let me tell you something" and "I just wanna say this." Well you're dead now, so shut up!No, please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who ... We are here today to witness the union of two young people in the joyful bond of the holy wedlock. Unfortunately, one of them, my son 1-0-0-1-0-0-1, has just fallen to his death. But I don't want to think I've lost a son ... so much as gained a daughter ...Does your lovely daughter like Tizer? Eh? Wouldn't mind buying her a bottle of Tizer.... if it's available in this area, that is.I'm afraid our life must seem very dull and quiet compared to yours. We are but eightscore young blondes, all between sixteen and nineteen-and-a-half, cut off in this castle, with no one to protect us. Oooh. It is a lonely life ... bathing ... dressing ... undressing ... making exciting underwear...Oh yeah ... you know... get 'em when they're young eh... eh! OOOOH! Know what I mean eh, oooh! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Do you know that in our TRF laboratories, we developed a tomato which can eject itself when an accident is imminent. Oh, see blackhawkrush is clumsy Colonel, and when he gets unhappy he breaks things. Like say, he don't feel the Forum's playing fair by him, he may start breaking things, Colonel.Hey, there's a bicycle broken, up the road!Picasso has fallen off...he's fallen off his bicycle on the B2127 just outside Ewhurst, trying to get a short cut through to Dorking via Gomslake and Peashall. Well, Picasso is reported to be unhurt, but the pig has a slight headache."The pump caught in my trouser leg. Decided to wear short trousers from now on". Er, we've got corsets, stockings, suspender belts, tights, bras, slips, petticoats, knickers, socks and garters, sir.Of course the big question that everyone's asking here is, what about those split-crotch panties?You'll never get away with this, Citizen. You porn merchant. :outtahere: I'll remember you. Don't you worry. I'll remember you.Citizen, there is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.You Americans. You always talk, you Americans. You talk and you talk and say, "Let me tell you something" and "I just wanna say this." Well you're dead now, so shut up!No, please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who ... We are here today to witness the union of two young people in the joyful bond of the holy wedlock. Unfortunately, one of them, my son 1-0-0-1-0-0-1, has just fallen to his death. But I don't want to think I've lost a son ... so much as gained a daughter ...Does your lovely daughter like Tizer? Eh? Wouldn't mind buying her a bottle of Tizer.... if it's available in this area, that is.I'm afraid our life must seem very dull and quiet compared to yours. We are but eightscore young blondes, all between sixteen and nineteen-and-a-half, cut off in this castle, with no one to protect us. Oooh. It is a lonely life ... bathing ... dressing ... undressing ... making exciting underwear...Oh yeah ... you know... get 'em when they're young eh... eh! OOOOH! Know what I mean eh, oooh!Oh, Mr. C. That I should be so lucky. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Do you know that in our TRF laboratories, we developed a tomato which can eject itself when an accident is imminent. Oh, see blackhawkrush is clumsy Colonel, and when he gets unhappy he breaks things. Like say, he don't feel the Forum's playing fair by him, he may start breaking things, Colonel.Hey, there's a bicycle broken, up the road!Picasso has fallen off...he's fallen off his bicycle on the B2127 just outside Ewhurst, trying to get a short cut through to Dorking via Gomslake and Peashall. Well, Picasso is reported to be unhurt, but the pig has a slight headache."The pump caught in my trouser leg. Decided to wear short trousers from now on". Er, we've got corsets, stockings, suspender belts, tights, bras, slips, petticoats, knickers, socks and garters, sir.Of course the big question that everyone's asking here is, what about those split-crotch panties?You'll never get away with this, Citizen. You porn merchant. :outtahere: I'll remember you. Don't you worry. I'll remember you.Citizen, there is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.You Americans. You always talk, you Americans. You talk and you talk and say, "Let me tell you something" and "I just wanna say this." Well you're dead now, so shut up!No, please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who ... We are here today to witness the union of two young people in the joyful bond of the holy wedlock. Unfortunately, one of them, my son 1-0-0-1-0-0-1, has just fallen to his death. But I don't want to think I've lost a son ... so much as gained a daughter ...Does your lovely daughter like Tizer? Eh? Wouldn't mind buying her a bottle of Tizer.... if it's available in this area, that is.I'm afraid our life must seem very dull and quiet compared to yours. We are but eightscore young blondes, all between sixteen and nineteen-and-a-half, cut off in this castle, with no one to protect us. Oooh. It is a lonely life ... bathing ... dressing ... undressing ... making exciting underwear...Oh yeah ... you know... get 'em when they're young eh... eh! OOOOH! Know what I mean eh, oooh!Oh, Mr. C. That I should be so lucky. Oh Blackhawk...I thought you were so rugged! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted April 9, 2019 Author Share Posted April 9, 2019 Do you know that in our TRF laboratories, we developed a tomato which can eject itself when an accident is imminent. Oh, see blackhawkrush is clumsy Colonel, and when he gets unhappy he breaks things. Like say, he don't feel the Forum's playing fair by him, he may start breaking things, Colonel.Hey, there's a bicycle broken, up the road!Picasso has fallen off...he's fallen off his bicycle on the B2127 just outside Ewhurst, trying to get a short cut through to Dorking via Gomslake and Peashall. Well, Picasso is reported to be unhurt, but the pig has a slight headache."The pump caught in my trouser leg. Decided to wear short trousers from now on". Er, we've got corsets, stockings, suspender belts, tights, bras, slips, petticoats, knickers, socks and garters, sir.Of course the big question that everyone's asking here is, what about those split-crotch panties?You'll never get away with this, Citizen. You porn merchant. :outtahere: I'll remember you. Don't you worry. I'll remember you.Citizen, there is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.You Americans. You always talk, you Americans. You talk and you talk and say, "Let me tell you something" and "I just wanna say this." Well you're dead now, so shut up!No, please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who ... We are here today to witness the union of two young people in the joyful bond of the holy wedlock. Unfortunately, one of them, my son 1-0-0-1-0-0-1, has just fallen to his death. But I don't want to think I've lost a son ... so much as gained a daughter ...Does your lovely daughter like Tizer? Eh? Wouldn't mind buying her a bottle of Tizer.... if it's available in this area, that is.I'm afraid our life must seem very dull and quiet compared to yours. We are but eightscore young blondes, all between sixteen and nineteen-and-a-half, cut off in this castle, with no one to protect us. Oooh. It is a lonely life ... bathing ... dressing ... undressing ... making exciting underwear...Oh yeah ... you know... get 'em when they're young eh... eh! OOOOH! Know what I mean eh, oooh!Oh, Mr. C. That I should be so lucky. Oh Blackhawk...I thought you were so rugged!Blackhawkrush wouldn't have got on one of our voyages - they were all dead butch. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Do you know that in our TRF laboratories, we developed a tomato which can eject itself when an accident is imminent. Oh, see blackhawkrush is clumsy Colonel, and when he gets unhappy he breaks things. Like say, he don't feel the Forum's playing fair by him, he may start breaking things, Colonel.Hey, there's a bicycle broken, up the road!Picasso has fallen off...he's fallen off his bicycle on the B2127 just outside Ewhurst, trying to get a short cut through to Dorking via Gomslake and Peashall. Well, Picasso is reported to be unhurt, but the pig has a slight headache."The pump caught in my trouser leg. Decided to wear short trousers from now on". Er, we've got corsets, stockings, suspender belts, tights, bras, slips, petticoats, knickers, socks and garters, sir.Of course the big question that everyone's asking here is, what about those split-crotch panties?You'll never get away with this, Citizen. You porn merchant. :outtahere: I'll remember you. Don't you worry. I'll remember you.Citizen, there is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.You Americans. You always talk, you Americans. You talk and you talk and say, "Let me tell you something" and "I just wanna say this." Well you're dead now, so shut up!No, please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who ... We are here today to witness the union of two young people in the joyful bond of the holy wedlock. Unfortunately, one of them, my son 1-0-0-1-0-0-1, has just fallen to his death. But I don't want to think I've lost a son ... so much as gained a daughter ...Does your lovely daughter like Tizer? Eh? Wouldn't mind buying her a bottle of Tizer.... if it's available in this area, that is.I'm afraid our life must seem very dull and quiet compared to yours. We are but eightscore young blondes, all between sixteen and nineteen-and-a-half, cut off in this castle, with no one to protect us. Oooh. It is a lonely life ... bathing ... dressing ... undressing ... making exciting underwear...Oh yeah ... you know... get 'em when they're young eh... eh! OOOOH! Know what I mean eh, oooh!Oh, Mr. C. That I should be so lucky. Oh Blackhawk...I thought you were so rugged!Blackhawkrush wouldn't have got on one of our voyages - they were all dead butch.These were the dukes of the land of Bjornsstrand… :coy: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted April 9, 2019 Author Share Posted April 9, 2019 Do you know that in our TRF laboratories, we developed a tomato which can eject itself when an accident is imminent. Oh, see blackhawkrush is clumsy Colonel, and when he gets unhappy he breaks things. Like say, he don't feel the Forum's playing fair by him, he may start breaking things, Colonel.Hey, there's a bicycle broken, up the road!Picasso has fallen off...he's fallen off his bicycle on the B2127 just outside Ewhurst, trying to get a short cut through to Dorking via Gomslake and Peashall. Well, Picasso is reported to be unhurt, but the pig has a slight headache."The pump caught in my trouser leg. Decided to wear short trousers from now on". Er, we've got corsets, stockings, suspender belts, tights, bras, slips, petticoats, knickers, socks and garters, sir.Of course the big question that everyone's asking here is, what about those split-crotch panties?You'll never get away with this, Citizen. You porn merchant. :outtahere: I'll remember you. Don't you worry. I'll remember you.Citizen, there is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.You Americans. You always talk, you Americans. You talk and you talk and say, "Let me tell you something" and "I just wanna say this." Well you're dead now, so shut up!No, please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who ... We are here today to witness the union of two young people in the joyful bond of the holy wedlock. Unfortunately, one of them, my son 1-0-0-1-0-0-1, has just fallen to his death. But I don't want to think I've lost a son ... so much as gained a daughter ...Does your lovely daughter like Tizer? Eh? Wouldn't mind buying her a bottle of Tizer.... if it's available in this area, that is.I'm afraid our life must seem very dull and quiet compared to yours. We are but eightscore young blondes, all between sixteen and nineteen-and-a-half, cut off in this castle, with no one to protect us. Oooh. It is a lonely life ... bathing ... dressing ... undressing ... making exciting underwear...Oh yeah ... you know... get 'em when they're young eh... eh! OOOOH! Know what I mean eh, oooh!Oh, Mr. C. That I should be so lucky. Oh Blackhawk...I thought you were so rugged!Blackhawkrush wouldn't have got on one of our voyages - they were all dead butch.These were the dukes of the land of Bjornsstrand… :coy: it is dark for eight months of the year, and it's cold enough to freeze your wrists off and there's only golly fish to eat. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Do you know that in our TRF laboratories, we developed a tomato which can eject itself when an accident is imminent. Oh, see blackhawkrush is clumsy Colonel, and when he gets unhappy he breaks things. Like say, he don't feel the Forum's playing fair by him, he may start breaking things, Colonel.Hey, there's a bicycle broken, up the road!Picasso has fallen off...he's fallen off his bicycle on the B2127 just outside Ewhurst, trying to get a short cut through to Dorking via Gomslake and Peashall. Well, Picasso is reported to be unhurt, but the pig has a slight headache."The pump caught in my trouser leg. Decided to wear short trousers from now on". Er, we've got corsets, stockings, suspender belts, tights, bras, slips, petticoats, knickers, socks and garters, sir.Of course the big question that everyone's asking here is, what about those split-crotch panties?You'll never get away with this, Citizen. You porn merchant. :outtahere: I'll remember you. Don't you worry. I'll remember you.Citizen, there is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.You Americans. You always talk, you Americans. You talk and you talk and say, "Let me tell you something" and "I just wanna say this." Well you're dead now, so shut up!No, please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who ... We are here today to witness the union of two young people in the joyful bond of the holy wedlock. Unfortunately, one of them, my son 1-0-0-1-0-0-1, has just fallen to his death. But I don't want to think I've lost a son ... so much as gained a daughter ...Does your lovely daughter like Tizer? Eh? Wouldn't mind buying her a bottle of Tizer.... if it's available in this area, that is.I'm afraid our life must seem very dull and quiet compared to yours. We are but eightscore young blondes, all between sixteen and nineteen-and-a-half, cut off in this castle, with no one to protect us. Oooh. It is a lonely life ... bathing ... dressing ... undressing ... making exciting underwear...Oh yeah ... you know... get 'em when they're young eh... eh! OOOOH! Know what I mean eh, oooh!Oh, Mr. C. That I should be so lucky. Oh Blackhawk...I thought you were so rugged!Blackhawkrush wouldn't have got on one of our voyages - they were all dead butch.These were the dukes of the land of Bjornsstrand… :coy: it is dark for eight months of the year, and it's cold enough to freeze your wrists off and there's only golly fish to eat.Bream! Where do I get a bream this time of year? You bloody choosy Eskimo pests. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted April 9, 2019 Author Share Posted April 9, 2019 Do you know that in our TRF laboratories, we developed a tomato which can eject itself when an accident is imminent. Oh, see blackhawkrush is clumsy Colonel, and when he gets unhappy he breaks things. Like say, he don't feel the Forum's playing fair by him, he may start breaking things, Colonel.Hey, there's a bicycle broken, up the road!Picasso has fallen off...he's fallen off his bicycle on the B2127 just outside Ewhurst, trying to get a short cut through to Dorking via Gomslake and Peashall. Well, Picasso is reported to be unhurt, but the pig has a slight headache."The pump caught in my trouser leg. Decided to wear short trousers from now on". Er, we've got corsets, stockings, suspender belts, tights, bras, slips, petticoats, knickers, socks and garters, sir.Of course the big question that everyone's asking here is, what about those split-crotch panties?You'll never get away with this, Citizen. You porn merchant. :outtahere: I'll remember you. Don't you worry. I'll remember you.Citizen, there is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.You Americans. You always talk, you Americans. You talk and you talk and say, "Let me tell you something" and "I just wanna say this." Well you're dead now, so shut up!No, please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who ... We are here today to witness the union of two young people in the joyful bond of the holy wedlock. Unfortunately, one of them, my son 1-0-0-1-0-0-1, has just fallen to his death. But I don't want to think I've lost a son ... so much as gained a daughter ...Does your lovely daughter like Tizer? Eh? Wouldn't mind buying her a bottle of Tizer.... if it's available in this area, that is.I'm afraid our life must seem very dull and quiet compared to yours. We are but eightscore young blondes, all between sixteen and nineteen-and-a-half, cut off in this castle, with no one to protect us. Oooh. It is a lonely life ... bathing ... dressing ... undressing ... making exciting underwear...Oh yeah ... you know... get 'em when they're young eh... eh! OOOOH! Know what I mean eh, oooh!Oh, Mr. C. That I should be so lucky. Oh Blackhawk...I thought you were so rugged!Blackhawkrush wouldn't have got on one of our voyages - they were all dead butch.These were the dukes of the land of Bjornsstrand… :coy: it is dark for eight months of the year, and it's cold enough to freeze your wrists off and there's only golly fish to eat.Bream! Where do I get a bream this time of year? You bloody choosy Eskimo pests. Eating breakfast or dinnerOr snack lunch in the hallFinland, Finland, FinlandFinland has it all 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 :tsk: In Norway, we have one of the highest per capita income rates in Europe. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 :tsk: In Norway, we have one of the highest per capita income rates in Europe.Gentlemen, our MP saw the PM this AM and the PM wants more LSD from the PIB by tomorrow AM or PM at the latest. I told the PM's PPS that AM was NBG so tomorrow PM it is for the PM. Give us a fag or I'll go spare. Now, the fiscal deficit with regard to the monetary balance, the current financial year excluding invisible exports, but adjusted of course for seasonal variations and the incremental statistics of the fiscal and revenue arrangements for the forthcoming annual budgetary period terminating in April. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted April 11, 2019 Author Share Posted April 11, 2019 (edited) :tsk: In Norway, we have one of the highest per capita income rates in Europe.Gentlemen, our MP saw the PM this AM and the PM wants more LSD from the PIB by tomorrow AM or PM at the latest. I told the PM's PPS that AM was NBG so tomorrow PM it is for the PM. Give us a fag or I'll go spare. Now, the fiscal deficit with regard to the monetary balance, the current financial year excluding invisible exports, but adjusted of course for seasonal variations and the incremental statistics of the fiscal and revenue arrangements for the forthcoming annual budgetary period terminating in April.The Rush Forum would like to apologize for the way in which politicians are represented in these posts. It was never our intention to imply that politicians are weak-kneed, political time servers who are concerned more with their personal vendettas and private power struggles than the problems of government, nor to suggest at any point that they sacrifice their credibility by denying free debate on vital matters in the mistaken impression that party unity comes before the well being of the people they supposedly represent nor to imply at any stage that they are squabbling little toadies without an ounce of concern for the vital social problems of today. Nor do we intend that readers should consider them as crabby ulcerous little self-seeking vermin with furry legs and an excessive addiction to alcohol and certain explicit sexual practices which some people might find offensive. We are sorry if this impression has come across. Edited April 11, 2019 by Citizen of the World 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 :tsk: In Norway, we have one of the highest per capita income rates in Europe.Gentlemen, our MP saw the PM this AM and the PM wants more LSD from the PIB by tomorrow AM or PM at the latest. I told the PM's PPS that AM was NBG so tomorrow PM it is for the PM. Give us a fag or I'll go spare. Now, the fiscal deficit with regard to the monetary balance, the current financial year excluding invisible exports, but adjusted of course for seasonal variations and the incremental statistics of the fiscal and revenue arrangements for the forthcoming annual budgetary period terminating in April.The Rush Forum would like to apologize for the way in which politicians are represented in these posts. It was never our intention to imply that politicians are weak-kneed, political time servers who are concerned more with their personal vendettas and private power struggles than the problems of government, nor to suggest at any point that they sacrifice their credibility by denying free debate on vital matters in the mistaken impression that party unity comes before the well being of the people they supposedly represent nor to imply at any stage that they are squabbling little toadies without an ounce of concern for the vital social problems of today. Nor do we intend that readers should consider them as crabby ulcerous little self-seeking vermin with furry legs and an excessive addiction to alcohol and certain explicit sexual practices which some people might find offensive. We are sorry if this impression has come across.Listen. The only people we hate more than the Romans are the f***ing Judean People's Front. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted April 11, 2019 Author Share Posted April 11, 2019 :tsk: In Norway, we have one of the highest per capita income rates in Europe.Gentlemen, our MP saw the PM this AM and the PM wants more LSD from the PIB by tomorrow AM or PM at the latest. I told the PM's PPS that AM was NBG so tomorrow PM it is for the PM. Give us a fag or I'll go spare. Now, the fiscal deficit with regard to the monetary balance, the current financial year excluding invisible exports, but adjusted of course for seasonal variations and the incremental statistics of the fiscal and revenue arrangements for the forthcoming annual budgetary period terminating in April.The Rush Forum would like to apologize for the way in which politicians are represented in these posts. It was never our intention to imply that politicians are weak-kneed, political time servers who are concerned more with their personal vendettas and private power struggles than the problems of government, nor to suggest at any point that they sacrifice their credibility by denying free debate on vital matters in the mistaken impression that party unity comes before the well being of the people they supposedly represent nor to imply at any stage that they are squabbling little toadies without an ounce of concern for the vital social problems of today. Nor do we intend that readers should consider them as crabby ulcerous little self-seeking vermin with furry legs and an excessive addiction to alcohol and certain explicit sexual practices which some people might find offensive. We are sorry if this impression has come across.Listen. The only people we hate more than the Romans are the f***ing Judean People's Front.I hate 'em! I hate 'em! Aaargh! Aaargh! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 :tsk: In Norway, we have one of the highest per capita income rates in Europe.Gentlemen, our MP saw the PM this AM and the PM wants more LSD from the PIB by tomorrow AM or PM at the latest. I told the PM's PPS that AM was NBG so tomorrow PM it is for the PM. Give us a fag or I'll go spare. Now, the fiscal deficit with regard to the monetary balance, the current financial year excluding invisible exports, but adjusted of course for seasonal variations and the incremental statistics of the fiscal and revenue arrangements for the forthcoming annual budgetary period terminating in April.The Rush Forum would like to apologize for the way in which politicians are represented in these posts. It was never our intention to imply that politicians are weak-kneed, political time servers who are concerned more with their personal vendettas and private power struggles than the problems of government, nor to suggest at any point that they sacrifice their credibility by denying free debate on vital matters in the mistaken impression that party unity comes before the well being of the people they supposedly represent nor to imply at any stage that they are squabbling little toadies without an ounce of concern for the vital social problems of today. Nor do we intend that readers should consider them as crabby ulcerous little self-seeking vermin with furry legs and an excessive addiction to alcohol and certain explicit sexual practices which some people might find offensive. We are sorry if this impression has come across.Listen. The only people we hate more than the Romans are the f***ing Judean People's Front.I hate 'em! I hate 'em! Aaargh! Aaargh!So, there you are! I might have known it would end up like this. To think of all the love and affection I've wasted on you. Well, if that's how you treat your poor old mother in the autumn years of her life, all I can say is, go ahead, be crucified, see if I care. I might have known it would end up like this... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted April 13, 2019 Author Share Posted April 13, 2019 (edited) :tsk: In Norway, we have one of the highest per capita income rates in Europe.Gentlemen, our MP saw the PM this AM and the PM wants more LSD from the PIB by tomorrow AM or PM at the latest. I told the PM's PPS that AM was NBG so tomorrow PM it is for the PM. Give us a fag or I'll go spare. Now, the fiscal deficit with regard to the monetary balance, the current financial year excluding invisible exports, but adjusted of course for seasonal variations and the incremental statistics of the fiscal and revenue arrangements for the forthcoming annual budgetary period terminating in April.The Rush Forum would like to apologize for the way in which politicians are represented in these posts. It was never our intention to imply that politicians are weak-kneed, political time servers who are concerned more with their personal vendettas and private power struggles than the problems of government, nor to suggest at any point that they sacrifice their credibility by denying free debate on vital matters in the mistaken impression that party unity comes before the well being of the people they supposedly represent nor to imply at any stage that they are squabbling little toadies without an ounce of concern for the vital social problems of today. Nor do we intend that readers should consider them as crabby ulcerous little self-seeking vermin with furry legs and an excessive addiction to alcohol and certain explicit sexual practices which some people might find offensive. We are sorry if this impression has come across.Listen. The only people we hate more than the Romans are the f***ing Judean People's Front.I hate 'em! I hate 'em! Aaargh! Aaargh!So, there you are! I might have known it would end up like this. To think of all the love and affection I've wasted on you. Well, if that's how you treat your poor old mother in the autumn years of her life, all I can say is, go ahead, be crucified, see if I care. I might have known it would end up like this...and look what you've done to mother! She's worn out with meeting film stars, attending premieres and giving gala luncheons... Edited April 13, 2019 by Citizen of the World 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 :tsk: In Norway, we have one of the highest per capita income rates in Europe.Gentlemen, our MP saw the PM this AM and the PM wants more LSD from the PIB by tomorrow AM or PM at the latest. I told the PM's PPS that AM was NBG so tomorrow PM it is for the PM. Give us a fag or I'll go spare. Now, the fiscal deficit with regard to the monetary balance, the current financial year excluding invisible exports, but adjusted of course for seasonal variations and the incremental statistics of the fiscal and revenue arrangements for the forthcoming annual budgetary period terminating in April.The Rush Forum would like to apologize for the way in which politicians are represented in these posts. It was never our intention to imply that politicians are weak-kneed, political time servers who are concerned more with their personal vendettas and private power struggles than the problems of government, nor to suggest at any point that they sacrifice their credibility by denying free debate on vital matters in the mistaken impression that party unity comes before the well being of the people they supposedly represent nor to imply at any stage that they are squabbling little toadies without an ounce of concern for the vital social problems of today. Nor do we intend that readers should consider them as crabby ulcerous little self-seeking vermin with furry legs and an excessive addiction to alcohol and certain explicit sexual practices which some people might find offensive. We are sorry if this impression has come across.Listen. The only people we hate more than the Romans are the f***ing Judean People's Front.I hate 'em! I hate 'em! Aaargh! Aaargh!So, there you are! I might have known it would end up like this. To think of all the love and affection I've wasted on you. Well, if that's how you treat your poor old mother in the autumn years of her life, all I can say is, go ahead, be crucified, see if I care. I might have known it would end up like this...and look what you've done to mother! She's worn out with meeting film stars, attending premieres and giving gala luncheons...I'm the head waiter. This is a vegetarian restaurant only, we serve no animal flesh of any kind. We're not only proud of that, we're smug about it. So if you were to come in here asking me to rip open a small defenseless chicken, so you could chew its skin and eat its intestines, then I'm afraid I'd have to ask you to leave. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 :tsk: In Norway, we have one of the highest per capita income rates in Europe.Gentlemen, our MP saw the PM this AM and the PM wants more LSD from the PIB by tomorrow AM or PM at the latest. I told the PM's PPS that AM was NBG so tomorrow PM it is for the PM. Give us a fag or I'll go spare. Now, the fiscal deficit with regard to the monetary balance, the current financial year excluding invisible exports, but adjusted of course for seasonal variations and the incremental statistics of the fiscal and revenue arrangements for the forthcoming annual budgetary period terminating in April.The Rush Forum would like to apologize for the way in which politicians are represented in these posts. It was never our intention to imply that politicians are weak-kneed, political time servers who are concerned more with their personal vendettas and private power struggles than the problems of government, nor to suggest at any point that they sacrifice their credibility by denying free debate on vital matters in the mistaken impression that party unity comes before the well being of the people they supposedly represent nor to imply at any stage that they are squabbling little toadies without an ounce of concern for the vital social problems of today. Nor do we intend that readers should consider them as crabby ulcerous little self-seeking vermin with furry legs and an excessive addiction to alcohol and certain explicit sexual practices which some people might find offensive. We are sorry if this impression has come across.Listen. The only people we hate more than the Romans are the f***ing Judean People's Front.I hate 'em! I hate 'em! Aaargh! Aaargh!So, there you are! I might have known it would end up like this. To think of all the love and affection I've wasted on you. Well, if that's how you treat your poor old mother in the autumn years of her life, all I can say is, go ahead, be crucified, see if I care. I might have known it would end up like this...and look what you've done to mother! She's worn out with meeting film stars, attending premieres and giving gala luncheons...I'm the head waiter. This is a vegetarian restaurant only, we serve no animal flesh of any kind. We're not only proud of that, we're smug about it. So if you were to come in here asking me to rip open a small defenseless chicken, so you could chew its skin and eat its intestines, then I'm afraid I'd have to ask you to leave.How about a little Red Leicester? Never mind, how are you on Tilsit? :crazy: Red Windsor? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 :tsk: In Norway, we have one of the highest per capita income rates in Europe.Gentlemen, our MP saw the PM this AM and the PM wants more LSD from the PIB by tomorrow AM or PM at the latest. I told the PM's PPS that AM was NBG so tomorrow PM it is for the PM. Give us a fag or I'll go spare. Now, the fiscal deficit with regard to the monetary balance, the current financial year excluding invisible exports, but adjusted of course for seasonal variations and the incremental statistics of the fiscal and revenue arrangements for the forthcoming annual budgetary period terminating in April.The Rush Forum would like to apologize for the way in which politicians are represented in these posts. It was never our intention to imply that politicians are weak-kneed, political time servers who are concerned more with their personal vendettas and private power struggles than the problems of government, nor to suggest at any point that they sacrifice their credibility by denying free debate on vital matters in the mistaken impression that party unity comes before the well being of the people they supposedly represent nor to imply at any stage that they are squabbling little toadies without an ounce of concern for the vital social problems of today. Nor do we intend that readers should consider them as crabby ulcerous little self-seeking vermin with furry legs and an excessive addiction to alcohol and certain explicit sexual practices which some people might find offensive. We are sorry if this impression has come across.Listen. The only people we hate more than the Romans are the f***ing Judean People's Front.I hate 'em! I hate 'em! Aaargh! Aaargh!So, there you are! I might have known it would end up like this. To think of all the love and affection I've wasted on you. Well, if that's how you treat your poor old mother in the autumn years of her life, all I can say is, go ahead, be crucified, see if I care. I might have known it would end up like this...and look what you've done to mother! She's worn out with meeting film stars, attending premieres and giving gala luncheons...I'm the head waiter. This is a vegetarian restaurant only, we serve no animal flesh of any kind. We're not only proud of that, we're smug about it. So if you were to come in here asking me to rip open a small defenseless chicken, so you could chew its skin and eat its intestines, then I'm afraid I'd have to ask you to leave.How about a little Red Leicester? Never mind, how are you on Tilsit? :crazy: Red Windsor?I like Chinese food, The waiters never are rude, Think of the many things they've done to impress, There's Maoism, Taoism, I Ching and chess. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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