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#7281 blackhawkrush

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Posted 24 September 2018 - 09:32 PM

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 24 September 2018 - 02:10 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 23 September 2018 - 09:24 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 23 September 2018 - 05:46 PM, said:

Oh my goodness. I do beg your pardon. How dreadful. The first day in my new parish, I completely... :drool:  so sorry!
Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip
I knew I'd disturb you, I knew I'd disturb you. It always happens...whenever I've found someone I really think I'm going to be able to get on with.
Oh no dad, you're not. :moon: Well, I think I'll get to sleep. I'm a bit tired after the wedding.

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Posted 24 September 2018 - 09:43 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 24 September 2018 - 09:32 PM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 24 September 2018 - 02:10 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 23 September 2018 - 09:24 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 23 September 2018 - 05:46 PM, said:

Oh my goodness. I do beg your pardon. How dreadful. The first day in my new parish, I completely... :drool:  so sorry!
Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip
I knew I'd disturb you, I knew I'd disturb you. It always happens...whenever I've found someone I really think I'm going to be able to get on with.
Oh no dad, you're not. :moon: Well, I think I'll get to sleep. I'm a bit tired after the wedding.
Well, things turned out all right in the end, but you musn't ask how 'cos it's naughty. They're all married and living quite well in a council estate near Dulwich.

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Posted 24 September 2018 - 09:56 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 24 September 2018 - 09:43 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 24 September 2018 - 09:32 PM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 24 September 2018 - 02:10 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 23 September 2018 - 09:24 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 23 September 2018 - 05:46 PM, said:

Oh my goodness. I do beg your pardon. How dreadful. The first day in my new parish, I completely... :drool:  so sorry!
Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip
I knew I'd disturb you, I knew I'd disturb you. It always happens...whenever I've found someone I really think I'm going to be able to get on with.
Oh no dad, you're not. :moon: Well, I think I'll get to sleep. I'm a bit tired after the wedding.
Well, things turned out all right in the end, but you musn't ask how 'cos it's naughty. They're all married and living quite well in a council estate near Dulwich.
I know, but...I want the girl that I marry to have a certain....special....something.... :musicnote: :musicnote:

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Posted 25 September 2018 - 09:03 AM

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 24 September 2018 - 09:56 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 24 September 2018 - 09:43 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 24 September 2018 - 09:32 PM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 24 September 2018 - 02:10 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 23 September 2018 - 09:24 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 23 September 2018 - 05:46 PM, said:

Oh my goodness. I do beg your pardon. How dreadful. The first day in my new parish, I completely... :drool:  so sorry!
Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip
I knew I'd disturb you, I knew I'd disturb you. It always happens...whenever I've found someone I really think I'm going to be able to get on with.
Oh no dad, you're not. :moon: Well, I think I'll get to sleep. I'm a bit tired after the wedding.
Well, things turned out all right in the end, but you musn't ask how 'cos it's naughty. They're all married and living quite well in a council estate near Dulwich.
I know, but...I want the girl that I marry to have a certain....special....something.... :musicnote: :musicnote:
the girl with the biggest tits

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Posted 25 September 2018 - 12:58 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 25 September 2018 - 09:03 AM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 24 September 2018 - 09:56 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 24 September 2018 - 09:43 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 24 September 2018 - 09:32 PM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 24 September 2018 - 02:10 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 23 September 2018 - 09:24 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 23 September 2018 - 05:46 PM, said:

Oh my goodness. I do beg your pardon. How dreadful. The first day in my new parish, I completely... :drool:  so sorry!
Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip
I knew I'd disturb you, I knew I'd disturb you. It always happens...whenever I've found someone I really think I'm going to be able to get on with.
Oh no dad, you're not. :moon: Well, I think I'll get to sleep. I'm a bit tired after the wedding.
Well, things turned out all right in the end, but you musn't ask how 'cos it's naughty. They're all married and living quite well in a council estate near Dulwich.
I know, but...I want the girl that I marry to have a certain....special....something.... :musicnote: :musicnote:
the girl with the biggest tits
Yes, you realize of course, Citizen, that Rosamund is still rather young. :tsk:

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Posted 25 September 2018 - 04:27 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 25 September 2018 - 12:58 PM, said:

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View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 24 September 2018 - 09:56 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 24 September 2018 - 09:43 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 24 September 2018 - 09:32 PM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 24 September 2018 - 02:10 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 23 September 2018 - 09:24 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 23 September 2018 - 05:46 PM, said:

Oh my goodness. I do beg your pardon. How dreadful. The first day in my new parish, I completely... :drool:  so sorry!
Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip
I knew I'd disturb you, I knew I'd disturb you. It always happens...whenever I've found someone I really think I'm going to be able to get on with.
Oh no dad, you're not. :moon: Well, I think I'll get to sleep. I'm a bit tired after the wedding.
Well, things turned out all right in the end, but you musn't ask how 'cos it's naughty. They're all married and living quite well in a council estate near Dulwich.
I know, but...I want the girl that I marry to have a certain....special....something.... :musicnote: :musicnote:
the girl with the biggest tits
Yes, you realize of course, Citizen, that Rosamund is still rather young. :tsk:
She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land.

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Posted 25 September 2018 - 04:33 PM

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 25 September 2018 - 04:27 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 25 September 2018 - 12:58 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 25 September 2018 - 09:03 AM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 24 September 2018 - 09:56 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 24 September 2018 - 09:43 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 24 September 2018 - 09:32 PM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 24 September 2018 - 02:10 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 23 September 2018 - 09:24 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 23 September 2018 - 05:46 PM, said:

Oh my goodness. I do beg your pardon. How dreadful. The first day in my new parish, I completely... :drool:  so sorry!
Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip
I knew I'd disturb you, I knew I'd disturb you. It always happens...whenever I've found someone I really think I'm going to be able to get on with.
Oh no dad, you're not. :moon: Well, I think I'll get to sleep. I'm a bit tired after the wedding.
Well, things turned out all right in the end, but you musn't ask how 'cos it's naughty. They're all married and living quite well in a council estate near Dulwich.
I know, but...I want the girl that I marry to have a certain....special....something.... :musicnote: :musicnote:
the girl with the biggest tits
Yes, you realize of course, Citizen, that Rosamund is still rather young. :tsk:
She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land.
I don't know how she puts up with it after all the trouble she's had with her you-know-what. ;)

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Posted 26 September 2018 - 10:55 AM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 25 September 2018 - 04:33 PM, said:

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View Postblackhawkrush, on 25 September 2018 - 12:58 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 25 September 2018 - 09:03 AM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 24 September 2018 - 09:56 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 24 September 2018 - 09:43 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 24 September 2018 - 09:32 PM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 24 September 2018 - 02:10 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 23 September 2018 - 09:24 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 23 September 2018 - 05:46 PM, said:

Oh my goodness. I do beg your pardon. How dreadful. The first day in my new parish, I completely... :drool:  so sorry!
Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip
I knew I'd disturb you, I knew I'd disturb you. It always happens...whenever I've found someone I really think I'm going to be able to get on with.
Oh no dad, you're not. :moon: Well, I think I'll get to sleep. I'm a bit tired after the wedding.
Well, things turned out all right in the end, but you musn't ask how 'cos it's naughty. They're all married and living quite well in a council estate near Dulwich.
I know, but...I want the girl that I marry to have a certain....special....something.... :musicnote: :musicnote:
the girl with the biggest tits
Yes, you realize of course, Citizen, that Rosamund is still rather young. :tsk:
She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land.
I don't know how she puts up with it after all the trouble she's had with her you-know-what. ;)
I'm afraid I don't quite follow you

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Posted 26 September 2018 - 02:43 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 26 September 2018 - 10:55 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 25 September 2018 - 04:33 PM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 25 September 2018 - 04:27 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 25 September 2018 - 12:58 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 25 September 2018 - 09:03 AM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 24 September 2018 - 09:56 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 24 September 2018 - 09:43 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 24 September 2018 - 09:32 PM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 24 September 2018 - 02:10 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 23 September 2018 - 09:24 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 23 September 2018 - 05:46 PM, said:

Oh my goodness. I do beg your pardon. How dreadful. The first day in my new parish, I completely... :drool:  so sorry!
Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip
I knew I'd disturb you, I knew I'd disturb you. It always happens...whenever I've found someone I really think I'm going to be able to get on with.
Oh no dad, you're not. :moon: Well, I think I'll get to sleep. I'm a bit tired after the wedding.
Well, things turned out all right in the end, but you musn't ask how 'cos it's naughty. They're all married and living quite well in a council estate near Dulwich.
I know, but...I want the girl that I marry to have a certain....special....something.... :musicnote: :musicnote:
the girl with the biggest tits
Yes, you realize of course, Citizen, that Rosamund is still rather young. :tsk:
She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land.
I don't know how she puts up with it after all the trouble she's had with her you-know-what. ;)
I'm afraid I don't quite follow you
I do wish you'd listen, Citizen. It's perfectly simple. If you're not getting your hair cut, you don't have to move your brother's clothes down to the lower peg.

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Posted 27 September 2018 - 08:25 AM

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 26 September 2018 - 02:43 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 26 September 2018 - 10:55 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 25 September 2018 - 04:33 PM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 25 September 2018 - 04:27 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 25 September 2018 - 12:58 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 25 September 2018 - 09:03 AM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 24 September 2018 - 09:56 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 24 September 2018 - 09:43 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 24 September 2018 - 09:32 PM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 24 September 2018 - 02:10 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 23 September 2018 - 09:24 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 23 September 2018 - 05:46 PM, said:

Oh my goodness. I do beg your pardon. How dreadful. The first day in my new parish, I completely... :drool:  so sorry!
Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip
I knew I'd disturb you, I knew I'd disturb you. It always happens...whenever I've found someone I really think I'm going to be able to get on with.
Oh no dad, you're not. :moon: Well, I think I'll get to sleep. I'm a bit tired after the wedding.
Well, things turned out all right in the end, but you musn't ask how 'cos it's naughty. They're all married and living quite well in a council estate near Dulwich.
I know, but...I want the girl that I marry to have a certain....special....something.... :musicnote: :musicnote:
the girl with the biggest tits
Yes, you realize of course, Citizen, that Rosamund is still rather young. :tsk:
She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land.
I don't know how she puts up with it after all the trouble she's had with her you-know-what. ;)
I'm afraid I don't quite follow you
I do wish you'd listen, Citizen. It's perfectly simple. If you're not getting your hair cut, you don't have to move your brother's clothes down to the lower peg.
It's just that his brain is so tiny that the slightest movement can dislodge it. :bitchslap:

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Posted 27 September 2018 - 10:32 AM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 27 September 2018 - 08:25 AM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 26 September 2018 - 02:43 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 26 September 2018 - 10:55 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 25 September 2018 - 04:33 PM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 25 September 2018 - 04:27 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 25 September 2018 - 12:58 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 25 September 2018 - 09:03 AM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 24 September 2018 - 09:56 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 24 September 2018 - 09:43 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 24 September 2018 - 09:32 PM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 24 September 2018 - 02:10 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 23 September 2018 - 09:24 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 23 September 2018 - 05:46 PM, said:

Oh my goodness. I do beg your pardon. How dreadful. The first day in my new parish, I completely... :drool:  so sorry!
Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip
I knew I'd disturb you, I knew I'd disturb you. It always happens...whenever I've found someone I really think I'm going to be able to get on with.
Oh no dad, you're not. :moon: Well, I think I'll get to sleep. I'm a bit tired after the wedding.
Well, things turned out all right in the end, but you musn't ask how 'cos it's naughty. They're all married and living quite well in a council estate near Dulwich.
I know, but...I want the girl that I marry to have a certain....special....something.... :musicnote: :musicnote:
the girl with the biggest tits
Yes, you realize of course, Citizen, that Rosamund is still rather young. :tsk:
She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land.
I don't know how she puts up with it after all the trouble she's had with her you-know-what. ;)
I'm afraid I don't quite follow you
I do wish you'd listen, Citizen. It's perfectly simple. If you're not getting your hair cut, you don't have to move your brother's clothes down to the lower peg.
It's just that his brain is so tiny that the slightest movement can dislodge it. :bitchslap:
My brain hurts :gumby:

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Posted 27 September 2018 - 10:42 AM

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View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 26 September 2018 - 02:43 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 26 September 2018 - 10:55 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 25 September 2018 - 04:33 PM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 25 September 2018 - 04:27 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 25 September 2018 - 12:58 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 25 September 2018 - 09:03 AM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 24 September 2018 - 09:56 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 24 September 2018 - 09:43 PM, said:

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View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 24 September 2018 - 02:10 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 23 September 2018 - 09:24 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 23 September 2018 - 05:46 PM, said:

Oh my goodness. I do beg your pardon. How dreadful. The first day in my new parish, I completely... :drool:  so sorry!
Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip
I knew I'd disturb you, I knew I'd disturb you. It always happens...whenever I've found someone I really think I'm going to be able to get on with.
Oh no dad, you're not. :moon: Well, I think I'll get to sleep. I'm a bit tired after the wedding.
Well, things turned out all right in the end, but you musn't ask how 'cos it's naughty. They're all married and living quite well in a council estate near Dulwich.
I know, but...I want the girl that I marry to have a certain....special....something.... :musicnote: :musicnote:
the girl with the biggest tits
Yes, you realize of course, Citizen, that Rosamund is still rather young. :tsk:
She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land.
I don't know how she puts up with it after all the trouble she's had with her you-know-what. ;)
I'm afraid I don't quite follow you
I do wish you'd listen, Citizen. It's perfectly simple. If you're not getting your hair cut, you don't have to move your brother's clothes down to the lower peg.
It's just that his brain is so tiny that the slightest movement can dislodge it. :bitchslap:
My brain hurts :gumby:
I used to wake Citizen up with a crowbar on the back of the head. But I recently found that this was too far from his brain and I wasn't getting through to him anymore. So I now wake him up with a steel peg driven into his skull with a mallet.

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Posted 27 September 2018 - 12:38 PM

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 27 September 2018 - 10:42 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 27 September 2018 - 10:32 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 27 September 2018 - 08:25 AM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 26 September 2018 - 02:43 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 26 September 2018 - 10:55 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 25 September 2018 - 04:33 PM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 25 September 2018 - 04:27 PM, said:

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View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 24 September 2018 - 09:56 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 24 September 2018 - 09:43 PM, said:

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View Postblackhawkrush, on 23 September 2018 - 05:46 PM, said:

Oh my goodness. I do beg your pardon. How dreadful. The first day in my new parish, I completely... :drool:  so sorry!
Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip
I knew I'd disturb you, I knew I'd disturb you. It always happens...whenever I've found someone I really think I'm going to be able to get on with.
Oh no dad, you're not. :moon: Well, I think I'll get to sleep. I'm a bit tired after the wedding.
Well, things turned out all right in the end, but you musn't ask how 'cos it's naughty. They're all married and living quite well in a council estate near Dulwich.
I know, but...I want the girl that I marry to have a certain....special....something.... :musicnote: :musicnote:
the girl with the biggest tits
Yes, you realize of course, Citizen, that Rosamund is still rather young. :tsk:
She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land.
I don't know how she puts up with it after all the trouble she's had with her you-know-what. ;)
I'm afraid I don't quite follow you
I do wish you'd listen, Citizen. It's perfectly simple. If you're not getting your hair cut, you don't have to move your brother's clothes down to the lower peg.
It's just that his brain is so tiny that the slightest movement can dislodge it. :bitchslap:
My brain hurts :gumby:
I used to wake Citizen up with a crowbar on the back of the head. But I recently found that this was too far from his brain and I wasn't getting through to him anymore. So I now wake him up with a steel peg driven into his skull with a mallet.
You try that around here, young man, and we'll slit your face

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Posted 27 September 2018 - 10:04 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 27 September 2018 - 12:38 PM, said:

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View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 26 September 2018 - 02:43 PM, said:

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View PostCitizen of the World, on 23 September 2018 - 09:24 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 23 September 2018 - 05:46 PM, said:

Oh my goodness. I do beg your pardon. How dreadful. The first day in my new parish, I completely... :drool:  so sorry!
Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip
I knew I'd disturb you, I knew I'd disturb you. It always happens...whenever I've found someone I really think I'm going to be able to get on with.
Oh no dad, you're not. :moon: Well, I think I'll get to sleep. I'm a bit tired after the wedding.
Well, things turned out all right in the end, but you musn't ask how 'cos it's naughty. They're all married and living quite well in a council estate near Dulwich.
I know, but...I want the girl that I marry to have a certain....special....something.... :musicnote: :musicnote:
the girl with the biggest tits
Yes, you realize of course, Citizen, that Rosamund is still rather young. :tsk:
She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land.
I don't know how she puts up with it after all the trouble she's had with her you-know-what. ;)
I'm afraid I don't quite follow you
I do wish you'd listen, Citizen. It's perfectly simple. If you're not getting your hair cut, you don't have to move your brother's clothes down to the lower peg.
It's just that his brain is so tiny that the slightest movement can dislodge it. :bitchslap:
My brain hurts :gumby:
I used to wake Citizen up with a crowbar on the back of the head. But I recently found that this was too far from his brain and I wasn't getting through to him anymore. So I now wake him up with a steel peg driven into his skull with a mallet.
You try that around here, young man, and we'll slit your face
Pretty strong meat there from Citizen who is saying, of course, that ultimately materialism, in this case the 73 lettuce, must destroy us all.  :scared:

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Posted 27 September 2018 - 11:57 PM

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View Postblackhawkrush, on 23 September 2018 - 05:46 PM, said:

Oh my goodness. I do beg your pardon. How dreadful. The first day in my new parish, I completely... :drool:  so sorry!
Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip
I knew I'd disturb you, I knew I'd disturb you. It always happens...whenever I've found someone I really think I'm going to be able to get on with.
Oh no dad, you're not. :moon: Well, I think I'll get to sleep. I'm a bit tired after the wedding.
Well, things turned out all right in the end, but you musn't ask how 'cos it's naughty. They're all married and living quite well in a council estate near Dulwich.
I know, but...I want the girl that I marry to have a certain....special....something.... :musicnote: :musicnote:
the girl with the biggest tits
Yes, you realize of course, Citizen, that Rosamund is still rather young. :tsk:
She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land.
I don't know how she puts up with it after all the trouble she's had with her you-know-what. ;)
I'm afraid I don't quite follow you
I do wish you'd listen, Citizen. It's perfectly simple. If you're not getting your hair cut, you don't have to move your brother's clothes down to the lower peg.
It's just that his brain is so tiny that the slightest movement can dislodge it. :bitchslap:
My brain hurts :gumby:
I used to wake Citizen up with a crowbar on the back of the head. But I recently found that this was too far from his brain and I wasn't getting through to him anymore. So I now wake him up with a steel peg driven into his skull with a mallet.
You try that around here, young man, and we'll slit your face
Pretty strong meat there from Citizen who is saying, of course, that ultimately materialism, in this case the 73 lettuce, must destroy us all.  :scared:
All right, smarty-pants. Come at me with that raspberry. Come on! Be as vicious as you like with it!

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Posted 28 September 2018 - 09:19 AM

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View Postblackhawkrush, on 23 September 2018 - 05:46 PM, said:

Oh my goodness. I do beg your pardon. How dreadful. The first day in my new parish, I completely... :drool:  so sorry!
Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip
I knew I'd disturb you, I knew I'd disturb you. It always happens...whenever I've found someone I really think I'm going to be able to get on with.
Oh no dad, you're not. :moon: Well, I think I'll get to sleep. I'm a bit tired after the wedding.
Well, things turned out all right in the end, but you musn't ask how 'cos it's naughty. They're all married and living quite well in a council estate near Dulwich.
I know, but...I want the girl that I marry to have a certain....special....something.... :musicnote: :musicnote:
the girl with the biggest tits
Yes, you realize of course, Citizen, that Rosamund is still rather young. :tsk:
She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land.
I don't know how she puts up with it after all the trouble she's had with her you-know-what. ;)
I'm afraid I don't quite follow you
I do wish you'd listen, Citizen. It's perfectly simple. If you're not getting your hair cut, you don't have to move your brother's clothes down to the lower peg.
It's just that his brain is so tiny that the slightest movement can dislodge it. :bitchslap:
My brain hurts :gumby:
I used to wake Citizen up with a crowbar on the back of the head. But I recently found that this was too far from his brain and I wasn't getting through to him anymore. So I now wake him up with a steel peg driven into his skull with a mallet.
You try that around here, young man, and we'll slit your face
Pretty strong meat there from Citizen who is saying, of course, that ultimately materialism, in this case the 73 lettuce, must destroy us all.  :scared:
All right, smarty-pants. Come at me with that raspberry. Come on! Be as vicious as you like with it!
Not after a Rubens...all those cherries... :wacko:

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Posted 28 September 2018 - 01:31 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 28 September 2018 - 09:19 AM, said:

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View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 27 September 2018 - 10:42 AM, said:

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View PostCitizen of the World, on 23 September 2018 - 09:24 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 23 September 2018 - 05:46 PM, said:

Oh my goodness. I do beg your pardon. How dreadful. The first day in my new parish, I completely... :drool:  so sorry!
Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip
I knew I'd disturb you, I knew I'd disturb you. It always happens...whenever I've found someone I really think I'm going to be able to get on with.
Oh no dad, you're not. :moon: Well, I think I'll get to sleep. I'm a bit tired after the wedding.
Well, things turned out all right in the end, but you musn't ask how 'cos it's naughty. They're all married and living quite well in a council estate near Dulwich.
I know, but...I want the girl that I marry to have a certain....special....something.... :musicnote: :musicnote:
the girl with the biggest tits
Yes, you realize of course, Citizen, that Rosamund is still rather young. :tsk:
She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land.
I don't know how she puts up with it after all the trouble she's had with her you-know-what. ;)
I'm afraid I don't quite follow you
I do wish you'd listen, Citizen. It's perfectly simple. If you're not getting your hair cut, you don't have to move your brother's clothes down to the lower peg.
It's just that his brain is so tiny that the slightest movement can dislodge it. :bitchslap:
My brain hurts :gumby:
I used to wake Citizen up with a crowbar on the back of the head. But I recently found that this was too far from his brain and I wasn't getting through to him anymore. So I now wake him up with a steel peg driven into his skull with a mallet.
You try that around here, young man, and we'll slit your face
Pretty strong meat there from Citizen who is saying, of course, that ultimately materialism, in this case the 73 lettuce, must destroy us all.  :scared:
All right, smarty-pants. Come at me with that raspberry. Come on! Be as vicious as you like with it!
Not after a Rubens...all those cherries... :wacko:
there is the Cherry Fondue. This is extremely nasty

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Posted 28 September 2018 - 02:24 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 28 September 2018 - 01:31 PM, said:

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View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 27 September 2018 - 11:57 PM, said:

All right, smarty-pants. Come at me with that raspberry. Come on! Be as vicious as you like with it!
Not after a Rubens...all those cherries... :wacko:
there is the Cherry Fondue. This is extremely nasty
And once a week there's an excursion to the local Roman ruins to buy cherryade and melted ice cream and bleeding Watney's Red Barrel.

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Posted 28 September 2018 - 04:45 PM

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View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 27 September 2018 - 11:57 PM, said:

All right, smarty-pants. Come at me with that raspberry. Come on! Be as vicious as you like with it!
Not after a Rubens...all those cherries... :wacko:
there is the Cherry Fondue. This is extremely nasty
And once a week there's an excursion to the local Roman ruins to buy cherryade and melted ice cream and bleeding Watney's Red Barrel.
Two pints of wallop please, love. Still driving the Jensen then? Cheer up Jack it may never happen, what's your poison then?




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