blackhawkrush Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 Oh, fortunately, I escaped without injury. My fruit cake :crazy: was damaged on one side.He worked on that cake like no one else I've ever known. Some nights it was so cold, we could hardly move, but Blackie'd be out there slicing the lemons, mixing the sugar and the almonds.Lucky I didn't say anything about the dirty knife!She just fell on...on to the dagger. Just gave me the dagger and tripped and went, "Oops." I mean I didn't... You even kicked the bride in the chest!She's been nothing but trouble and if she comes round here again I'll kick her teeth in. :hockeygoon: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted May 18, 2018 Author Share Posted May 18, 2018 Oh, fortunately, I escaped without injury. My fruit cake :crazy: was damaged on one side.He worked on that cake like no one else I've ever known. Some nights it was so cold, we could hardly move, but Blackie'd be out there slicing the lemons, mixing the sugar and the almonds.Lucky I didn't say anything about the dirty knife!She just fell on...on to the dagger. Just gave me the dagger and tripped and went, "Oops." I mean I didn't... You even kicked the bride in the chest!She's been nothing but trouble and if she comes round here again I'll kick her teeth in. :hockeygoon:Yes, you realize of course that Rosamund is still rather young? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 Oh, fortunately, I escaped without injury. My fruit cake :crazy: was damaged on one side.He worked on that cake like no one else I've ever known. Some nights it was so cold, we could hardly move, but Blackie'd be out there slicing the lemons, mixing the sugar and the almonds.Lucky I didn't say anything about the dirty knife!She just fell on...on to the dagger. Just gave me the dagger and tripped and went, "Oops." I mean I didn't... You even kicked the bride in the chest!She's been nothing but trouble and if she comes round here again I'll kick her teeth in. :hockeygoon:Yes, you realize of course that Rosamund is still rather young?She looks quite young. Fred! I think we've got an eater! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 Oh, fortunately, I escaped without injury. My fruit cake :crazy: was damaged on one side.He worked on that cake like no one else I've ever known. Some nights it was so cold, we could hardly move, but Blackie'd be out there slicing the lemons, mixing the sugar and the almonds.Lucky I didn't say anything about the dirty knife!She just fell on...on to the dagger. Just gave me the dagger and tripped and went, "Oops." I mean I didn't... You even kicked the bride in the chest!She's been nothing but trouble and if she comes round here again I'll kick her teeth in. :hockeygoon:Yes, you realize of course that Rosamund is still rather young?She looks quite young. Fred! I think we've got an eater!Lady Organs? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 Oh, fortunately, I escaped without injury. My fruit cake :crazy: was damaged on one side.He worked on that cake like no one else I've ever known. Some nights it was so cold, we could hardly move, but Blackie'd be out there slicing the lemons, mixing the sugar and the almonds.Lucky I didn't say anything about the dirty knife!She just fell on...on to the dagger. Just gave me the dagger and tripped and went, "Oops." I mean I didn't... You even kicked the bride in the chest!She's been nothing but trouble and if she comes round here again I'll kick her teeth in. :hockeygoon:Yes, you realize of course that Rosamund is still rather young?She looks quite young. Fred! I think we've got an eater!Lady Organs? Hello, umm...can we have your liver? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted May 22, 2018 Author Share Posted May 22, 2018 Oh, fortunately, I escaped without injury. My fruit cake :crazy: was damaged on one side.He worked on that cake like no one else I've ever known. Some nights it was so cold, we could hardly move, but Blackie'd be out there slicing the lemons, mixing the sugar and the almonds.Lucky I didn't say anything about the dirty knife!She just fell on...on to the dagger. Just gave me the dagger and tripped and went, "Oops." I mean I didn't... You even kicked the bride in the chest!She's been nothing but trouble and if she comes round here again I'll kick her teeth in. :hockeygoon:Yes, you realize of course that Rosamund is still rather young?She looks quite young. Fred! I think we've got an eater!Lady Organs? Hello, umm...can we have your liver?but I don't like the sound of his liver, all that squeaking and banging every night till the small hours 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 Oh, fortunately, I escaped without injury. My fruit cake :crazy: was damaged on one side.He worked on that cake like no one else I've ever known. Some nights it was so cold, we could hardly move, but Blackie'd be out there slicing the lemons, mixing the sugar and the almonds.Lucky I didn't say anything about the dirty knife!She just fell on...on to the dagger. Just gave me the dagger and tripped and went, "Oops." I mean I didn't... You even kicked the bride in the chest!She's been nothing but trouble and if she comes round here again I'll kick her teeth in. :hockeygoon:Yes, you realize of course that Rosamund is still rather young?She looks quite young. Fred! I think we've got an eater!Lady Organs? Hello, umm...can we have your liver?but I don't like the sound of his liver, all that squeaking and banging every night till the small hoursI'm making a boat. It's the Cutty Sark. It's a model I've been making in the dark for some years now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 Oh, fortunately, I escaped without injury. My fruit cake :crazy: was damaged on one side.He worked on that cake like no one else I've ever known. Some nights it was so cold, we could hardly move, but Blackie'd be out there slicing the lemons, mixing the sugar and the almonds.Lucky I didn't say anything about the dirty knife!She just fell on...on to the dagger. Just gave me the dagger and tripped and went, "Oops." I mean I didn't... You even kicked the bride in the chest!She's been nothing but trouble and if she comes round here again I'll kick her teeth in. :hockeygoon:Yes, you realize of course that Rosamund is still rather young?She looks quite young. Fred! I think we've got an eater!Lady Organs? Hello, umm...can we have your liver?but I don't like the sound of his liver, all that squeaking and banging every night till the small hoursI'm making a boat. It's the Cutty Sark. It's a model I've been making in the dark for some years now. It's an identical situation we have with "ship" and "boat," but not the same as we have with "bow" and "bough." They're spelt differently, mean different things, but sound the same. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted May 23, 2018 Author Share Posted May 23, 2018 Oh, fortunately, I escaped without injury. My fruit cake :crazy: was damaged on one side.He worked on that cake like no one else I've ever known. Some nights it was so cold, we could hardly move, but Blackie'd be out there slicing the lemons, mixing the sugar and the almonds.Lucky I didn't say anything about the dirty knife!She just fell on...on to the dagger. Just gave me the dagger and tripped and went, "Oops." I mean I didn't... You even kicked the bride in the chest!She's been nothing but trouble and if she comes round here again I'll kick her teeth in. :hockeygoon:Yes, you realize of course that Rosamund is still rather young?She looks quite young. Fred! I think we've got an eater!Lady Organs? Hello, umm...can we have your liver?but I don't like the sound of his liver, all that squeaking and banging every night till the small hoursI'm making a boat. It's the Cutty Sark. It's a model I've been making in the dark for some years now. It's an identical situation we have with "ship" and "boat," but not the same as we have with "bow" and "bough." They're spelt differently, mean different things, but sound the same.The same. Only more violent. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 Oh, fortunately, I escaped without injury. My fruit cake :crazy: was damaged on one side.He worked on that cake like no one else I've ever known. Some nights it was so cold, we could hardly move, but Blackie'd be out there slicing the lemons, mixing the sugar and the almonds.Lucky I didn't say anything about the dirty knife!She just fell on...on to the dagger. Just gave me the dagger and tripped and went, "Oops." I mean I didn't... You even kicked the bride in the chest!She's been nothing but trouble and if she comes round here again I'll kick her teeth in. :hockeygoon:Yes, you realize of course that Rosamund is still rather young?She looks quite young. Fred! I think we've got an eater!Lady Organs? Hello, umm...can we have your liver?but I don't like the sound of his liver, all that squeaking and banging every night till the small hoursI'm making a boat. It's the Cutty Sark. It's a model I've been making in the dark for some years now. It's an identical situation we have with "ship" and "boat," but not the same as we have with "bow" and "bough." They're spelt differently, mean different things, but sound the same.The same. Only more violent.Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted May 24, 2018 Author Share Posted May 24, 2018 Oh, fortunately, I escaped without injury. My fruit cake :crazy: was damaged on one side.He worked on that cake like no one else I've ever known. Some nights it was so cold, we could hardly move, but Blackie'd be out there slicing the lemons, mixing the sugar and the almonds.Lucky I didn't say anything about the dirty knife!She just fell on...on to the dagger. Just gave me the dagger and tripped and went, "Oops." I mean I didn't... You even kicked the bride in the chest!She's been nothing but trouble and if she comes round here again I'll kick her teeth in. :hockeygoon:Yes, you realize of course that Rosamund is still rather young?She looks quite young. Fred! I think we've got an eater!Lady Organs? Hello, umm...can we have your liver?but I don't like the sound of his liver, all that squeaking and banging every night till the small hoursI'm making a boat. It's the Cutty Sark. It's a model I've been making in the dark for some years now. It's an identical situation we have with "ship" and "boat," but not the same as we have with "bow" and "bough." They're spelt differently, mean different things, but sound the same.The same. Only more violent.Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!Well I think they should attack the lower classes, er, first with bombs and rockets destroying their homes, and then when they run helpless into the streets, er, mowing them down with machine guns. Er, and then of course releasing the vultures 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 Oh, fortunately, I escaped without injury. My fruit cake :crazy: was damaged on one side.He worked on that cake like no one else I've ever known. Some nights it was so cold, we could hardly move, but Blackie'd be out there slicing the lemons, mixing the sugar and the almonds.Lucky I didn't say anything about the dirty knife!She just fell on...on to the dagger. Just gave me the dagger and tripped and went, "Oops." I mean I didn't... You even kicked the bride in the chest!She's been nothing but trouble and if she comes round here again I'll kick her teeth in. :hockeygoon:Yes, you realize of course that Rosamund is still rather young?She looks quite young. Fred! I think we've got an eater!Lady Organs? Hello, umm...can we have your liver?but I don't like the sound of his liver, all that squeaking and banging every night till the small hoursI'm making a boat. It's the Cutty Sark. It's a model I've been making in the dark for some years now. It's an identical situation we have with "ship" and "boat," but not the same as we have with "bow" and "bough." They're spelt differently, mean different things, but sound the same.The same. Only more violent.Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!Well I think they should attack the lower classes, er, first with bombs and rockets destroying their homes, and then when they run helpless into the streets, er, mowing them down with machine guns. Er, and then of course releasing the vulturesBut first, a bit of fun. :bang bang: :poke: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 Oh, fortunately, I escaped without injury. My fruit cake :crazy: was damaged on one side.He worked on that cake like no one else I've ever known. Some nights it was so cold, we could hardly move, but Blackie'd be out there slicing the lemons, mixing the sugar and the almonds.Lucky I didn't say anything about the dirty knife!She just fell on...on to the dagger. Just gave me the dagger and tripped and went, "Oops." I mean I didn't... You even kicked the bride in the chest!She's been nothing but trouble and if she comes round here again I'll kick her teeth in. :hockeygoon:Yes, you realize of course that Rosamund is still rather young?She looks quite young. Fred! I think we've got an eater!Lady Organs? Hello, umm...can we have your liver?but I don't like the sound of his liver, all that squeaking and banging every night till the small hoursI'm making a boat. It's the Cutty Sark. It's a model I've been making in the dark for some years now. It's an identical situation we have with "ship" and "boat," but not the same as we have with "bow" and "bough." They're spelt differently, mean different things, but sound the same.The same. Only more violent.Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!Well I think they should attack the lower classes, er, first with bombs and rockets destroying their homes, and then when they run helpless into the streets, er, mowing them down with machine guns. Er, and then of course releasing the vulturesBut first, a bit of fun. :bang bang: :poke:I say... anyone for tennis? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 Oh, fortunately, I escaped without injury. My fruit cake :crazy: was damaged on one side.He worked on that cake like no one else I've ever known. Some nights it was so cold, we could hardly move, but Blackie'd be out there slicing the lemons, mixing the sugar and the almonds.Lucky I didn't say anything about the dirty knife!She just fell on...on to the dagger. Just gave me the dagger and tripped and went, "Oops." I mean I didn't... You even kicked the bride in the chest!She's been nothing but trouble and if she comes round here again I'll kick her teeth in. :hockeygoon:Yes, you realize of course that Rosamund is still rather young?She looks quite young. Fred! I think we've got an eater!Lady Organs? Hello, umm...can we have your liver?but I don't like the sound of his liver, all that squeaking and banging every night till the small hoursI'm making a boat. It's the Cutty Sark. It's a model I've been making in the dark for some years now. It's an identical situation we have with "ship" and "boat," but not the same as we have with "bow" and "bough." They're spelt differently, mean different things, but sound the same.The same. Only more violent.Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!Well I think they should attack the lower classes, er, first with bombs and rockets destroying their homes, and then when they run helpless into the streets, er, mowing them down with machine guns. Er, and then of course releasing the vulturesBut first, a bit of fun. :bang bang: :poke:I say... anyone for tennis? Croatians ( well known as the worst tennis-playing nation on Earth ) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 Oh, fortunately, I escaped without injury. My fruit cake :crazy: was damaged on one side.He worked on that cake like no one else I've ever known. Some nights it was so cold, we could hardly move, but Blackie'd be out there slicing the lemons, mixing the sugar and the almonds.Lucky I didn't say anything about the dirty knife!She just fell on...on to the dagger. Just gave me the dagger and tripped and went, "Oops." I mean I didn't... You even kicked the bride in the chest!She's been nothing but trouble and if she comes round here again I'll kick her teeth in. :hockeygoon:Yes, you realize of course that Rosamund is still rather young?She looks quite young. Fred! I think we've got an eater!Lady Organs? Hello, umm...can we have your liver?but I don't like the sound of his liver, all that squeaking and banging every night till the small hoursI'm making a boat. It's the Cutty Sark. It's a model I've been making in the dark for some years now. It's an identical situation we have with "ship" and "boat," but not the same as we have with "bow" and "bough." They're spelt differently, mean different things, but sound the same.The same. Only more violent.Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!Well I think they should attack the lower classes, er, first with bombs and rockets destroying their homes, and then when they run helpless into the streets, er, mowing them down with machine guns. Er, and then of course releasing the vulturesBut first, a bit of fun. :bang bang: :poke:I say... anyone for tennis? Croatians ( well known as the worst tennis-playing nation on Earth )BURMA! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted May 25, 2018 Author Share Posted May 25, 2018 Oh, fortunately, I escaped without injury. My fruit cake :crazy: was damaged on one side.He worked on that cake like no one else I've ever known. Some nights it was so cold, we could hardly move, but Blackie'd be out there slicing the lemons, mixing the sugar and the almonds.Lucky I didn't say anything about the dirty knife!She just fell on...on to the dagger. Just gave me the dagger and tripped and went, "Oops." I mean I didn't... You even kicked the bride in the chest!She's been nothing but trouble and if she comes round here again I'll kick her teeth in. :hockeygoon:Yes, you realize of course that Rosamund is still rather young?She looks quite young. Fred! I think we've got an eater!Lady Organs? Hello, umm...can we have your liver?but I don't like the sound of his liver, all that squeaking and banging every night till the small hoursI'm making a boat. It's the Cutty Sark. It's a model I've been making in the dark for some years now. It's an identical situation we have with "ship" and "boat," but not the same as we have with "bow" and "bough." They're spelt differently, mean different things, but sound the same.The same. Only more violent.Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!Well I think they should attack the lower classes, er, first with bombs and rockets destroying their homes, and then when they run helpless into the streets, er, mowing them down with machine guns. Er, and then of course releasing the vulturesBut first, a bit of fun. :bang bang: :poke:I say... anyone for tennis? Croatians ( well known as the worst tennis-playing nation on Earth )BURMA!Well you'd better see Mr Bounder about that. Mr Bounder, this gentleman is interested in the India Overland. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 No. He died. He have heart attack and fell out of window onto exploding bomb. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 No. He died. He have heart attack and fell out of window onto exploding bomb. He's not quote dead! He's getting better! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted May 28, 2018 Author Share Posted May 28, 2018 No. He died. He have heart attack and fell out of window onto exploding bomb. He's not quote dead! He's getting better!But if he's not dead, what's he doing in a coffin? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 No. He died. He have heart attack and fell out of window onto exploding bomb. He's not quote dead! He's getting better!But if he's not dead, what's he doing in a coffin?Well, he will be soon, he's very ill. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 No. He died. He have heart attack and fell out of window onto exploding bomb. He's not quote dead! He's getting better!But if he's not dead, what's he doing in a coffin?Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.Yes, well this is not at all uncommon...is that 'We're all going to the zoo tomorrow?' 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted May 30, 2018 Author Share Posted May 30, 2018 No. He died. He have heart attack and fell out of window onto exploding bomb. He's not quote dead! He's getting better!But if he's not dead, what's he doing in a coffin?Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.Yes, well this is not at all uncommon...is that 'We're all going to the zoo tomorrow?' if it were from the zoo, it'd have "property of the zoo" stamped on it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 No. He died. He have heart attack and fell out of window onto exploding bomb. He's not quote dead! He's getting better!But if he's not dead, what's he doing in a coffin?Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.Yes, well this is not at all uncommon...is that 'We're all going to the zoo tomorrow?' if it were from the zoo, it'd have "property of the zoo" stamped on it.No, they breed in the sewers! And eventually you get evil-smelling flocks of huge soiled budgies flying out of people's lavatories. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted May 30, 2018 Author Share Posted May 30, 2018 No. He died. He have heart attack and fell out of window onto exploding bomb. He's not quote dead! He's getting better!But if he's not dead, what's he doing in a coffin?Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.Yes, well this is not at all uncommon...is that 'We're all going to the zoo tomorrow?' if it were from the zoo, it'd have "property of the zoo" stamped on it.No, they breed in the sewers! And eventually you get evil-smelling flocks of huge soiled budgies flying out of people's lavatories.I clean out public lavatories. After five years they give me a brush 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 No. He died. He have heart attack and fell out of window onto exploding bomb. He's not quote dead! He's getting better!But if he's not dead, what's he doing in a coffin?Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.Yes, well this is not at all uncommon...is that 'We're all going to the zoo tomorrow?' if it were from the zoo, it'd have "property of the zoo" stamped on it.No, they breed in the sewers! And eventually you get evil-smelling flocks of huge soiled budgies flying out of people's lavatories.I clean out public lavatories. After five years they give me a brushOh! Oh well, in that case, I'll be saying goodbye then, sir...Goodbye then, sir... :outtahere: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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