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#6681 blackhawkrush

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Posted 21 February 2018 - 12:51 PM

I've got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments. :fury:

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Posted 21 February 2018 - 03:27 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 21 February 2018 - 12:51 PM, said:

I've got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments. :fury:
Selling, selling. Very good. Very good.

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Posted 22 February 2018 - 01:38 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 21 February 2018 - 03:27 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 21 February 2018 - 12:51 PM, said:

I've got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments. :fury:
Selling, selling. Very good. Very good.
You've not been properly trained. I demand another assistant.  :rage:

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Posted 23 February 2018 - 10:09 AM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 22 February 2018 - 01:38 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 21 February 2018 - 03:27 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 21 February 2018 - 12:51 PM, said:

I've got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments. :fury:
Selling, selling. Very good. Very good.
You've not been properly trained. I demand another assistant.  :rage:
He doesn't give me any confidence at all - he's obviously a dummy

#6685 blackhawkrush

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Posted 24 February 2018 - 09:52 AM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 23 February 2018 - 10:09 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 22 February 2018 - 01:38 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 21 February 2018 - 03:27 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 21 February 2018 - 12:51 PM, said:

I've got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments. :fury:
Selling, selling. Very good. Very good.
You've not been properly trained. I demand another assistant.  :rage:
He doesn't give me any confidence at all - he's obviously a dummy
Haven't I seen him on the television? Television Doctor?  :smash:

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Posted 24 February 2018 - 06:03 PM

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View PostCitizen of the World, on 23 February 2018 - 10:09 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 22 February 2018 - 01:38 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 21 February 2018 - 03:27 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 21 February 2018 - 12:51 PM, said:

I've got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments. :fury:
Selling, selling. Very good. Very good.
You've not been properly trained. I demand another assistant.  :rage:
He doesn't give me any confidence at all - he's obviously a dummy
Haven't I seen him on the television? Television Doctor?  :smash:
Blackhawkrush stars in 'Dad's Doctor'...the daffy exploits of the RAMC training school. He's in charge of a group of mad medicos, and when they run wild it's titty jokes galore.

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Posted 25 February 2018 - 02:15 AM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 24 February 2018 - 06:03 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 24 February 2018 - 09:52 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 23 February 2018 - 10:09 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 22 February 2018 - 01:38 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 21 February 2018 - 03:27 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 21 February 2018 - 12:51 PM, said:

I've got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments. :fury:
Selling, selling. Very good. Very good.
You've not been properly trained. I demand another assistant.  :rage:
He doesn't give me any confidence at all - he's obviously a dummy
Haven't I seen him on the television? Television Doctor?  :smash:
Blackhawkrush stars in 'Dad's Doctor'...the daffy exploits of the RAMC training school. He's in charge of a group of mad medicos, and when they run wild it's titty jokes galore.
Yes, I'd do it, if it was valid. Or if the money was valid. And if it were a very small part. :blush:

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Posted 25 February 2018 - 08:16 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 25 February 2018 - 02:15 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 24 February 2018 - 06:03 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 24 February 2018 - 09:52 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 23 February 2018 - 10:09 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 22 February 2018 - 01:38 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 21 February 2018 - 03:27 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 21 February 2018 - 12:51 PM, said:

I've got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments. :fury:
Selling, selling. Very good. Very good.
You've not been properly trained. I demand another assistant.  :rage:
He doesn't give me any confidence at all - he's obviously a dummy
Haven't I seen him on the television? Television Doctor?  :smash:
Blackhawkrush stars in 'Dad's Doctor'...the daffy exploits of the RAMC training school. He's in charge of a group of mad medicos, and when they run wild it's titty jokes galore.
Yes, I'd do it, if it was valid. Or if the money was valid. And if it were a very small part. :blush:
Oh, it'll make a change from plumbing. Dad! blackhawkrush's got a television part.

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Posted 25 February 2018 - 10:43 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 25 February 2018 - 08:16 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 25 February 2018 - 02:15 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 24 February 2018 - 06:03 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 24 February 2018 - 09:52 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 23 February 2018 - 10:09 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 22 February 2018 - 01:38 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 21 February 2018 - 03:27 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 21 February 2018 - 12:51 PM, said:

I've got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments. :fury:
Selling, selling. Very good. Very good.
You've not been properly trained. I demand another assistant.  :rage:
He doesn't give me any confidence at all - he's obviously a dummy
Haven't I seen him on the television? Television Doctor?  :smash:
Blackhawkrush stars in 'Dad's Doctor'...the daffy exploits of the RAMC training school. He's in charge of a group of mad medicos, and when they run wild it's titty jokes galore.
Yes, I'd do it, if it was valid. Or if the money was valid. And if it were a very small part. :blush:
Oh, it'll make a change from plumbing. Dad! blackhawkrush's got a television part.
Hello sailors. Listen, guess what. The Minister of Aviation has made me head of the RAF Ola Pola. :coy:

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Posted 26 February 2018 - 12:02 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 25 February 2018 - 10:43 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 25 February 2018 - 08:16 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 25 February 2018 - 02:15 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 24 February 2018 - 06:03 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 24 February 2018 - 09:52 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 23 February 2018 - 10:09 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 22 February 2018 - 01:38 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 21 February 2018 - 03:27 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 21 February 2018 - 12:51 PM, said:

I've got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments. :fury:
Selling, selling. Very good. Very good.
You've not been properly trained. I demand another assistant.  :rage:
He doesn't give me any confidence at all - he's obviously a dummy
Haven't I seen him on the television? Television Doctor?  :smash:
Blackhawkrush stars in 'Dad's Doctor'...the daffy exploits of the RAMC training school. He's in charge of a group of mad medicos, and when they run wild it's titty jokes galore.
Yes, I'd do it, if it was valid. Or if the money was valid. And if it were a very small part. :blush:
Oh, it'll make a change from plumbing. Dad! blackhawkrush's got a television part.
Hello sailors. Listen, guess what. The Minister of Aviation has made me head of the RAF Ola Pola. :coy:
Top-hole. Bally Jerry, pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.

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Posted 26 February 2018 - 10:54 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 26 February 2018 - 12:02 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 25 February 2018 - 10:43 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 25 February 2018 - 08:16 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 25 February 2018 - 02:15 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 24 February 2018 - 06:03 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 24 February 2018 - 09:52 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 23 February 2018 - 10:09 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 22 February 2018 - 01:38 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 21 February 2018 - 03:27 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 21 February 2018 - 12:51 PM, said:

I've got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments. :fury:
Selling, selling. Very good. Very good.
You've not been properly trained. I demand another assistant.  :rage:
He doesn't give me any confidence at all - he's obviously a dummy
Haven't I seen him on the television? Television Doctor?  :smash:
Blackhawkrush stars in 'Dad's Doctor'...the daffy exploits of the RAMC training school. He's in charge of a group of mad medicos, and when they run wild it's titty jokes galore.
Yes, I'd do it, if it was valid. Or if the money was valid. And if it were a very small part. :blush:
Oh, it'll make a change from plumbing. Dad! blackhawkrush's got a television part.
Hello sailors. Listen, guess what. The Minister of Aviation has made me head of the RAF Ola Pola. :coy:
Top-hole. Bally Jerry, pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.
Ha, ha, what a laugh he is, that Scottish person. :macallan:  Good old Norman.

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Posted 27 February 2018 - 12:20 AM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 26 February 2018 - 10:54 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 26 February 2018 - 12:02 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 25 February 2018 - 10:43 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 25 February 2018 - 08:16 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 25 February 2018 - 02:15 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 24 February 2018 - 06:03 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 24 February 2018 - 09:52 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 23 February 2018 - 10:09 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 22 February 2018 - 01:38 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 21 February 2018 - 03:27 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 21 February 2018 - 12:51 PM, said:

I've got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments. :fury:
Selling, selling. Very good. Very good.
You've not been properly trained. I demand another assistant.  :rage:
He doesn't give me any confidence at all - he's obviously a dummy
Haven't I seen him on the television? Television Doctor?  :smash:
Blackhawkrush stars in 'Dad's Doctor'...the daffy exploits of the RAMC training school. He's in charge of a group of mad medicos, and when they run wild it's titty jokes galore.
Yes, I'd do it, if it was valid. Or if the money was valid. And if it were a very small part. :blush:
Oh, it'll make a change from plumbing. Dad! blackhawkrush's got a television part.
Hello sailors. Listen, guess what. The Minister of Aviation has made me head of the RAF Ola Pola. :coy:
Top-hole. Bally Jerry, pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.
Ha, ha, what a laugh he is, that Scottish person. :macallan:  Good old Norman.
Well you see Scottishness starts with little things like that, and works up. You see, people don't just turn into a Scotsman for no reason at all...

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Posted 27 February 2018 - 09:47 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 27 February 2018 - 12:20 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 26 February 2018 - 10:54 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 26 February 2018 - 12:02 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 25 February 2018 - 10:43 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 25 February 2018 - 08:16 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 25 February 2018 - 02:15 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 24 February 2018 - 06:03 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 24 February 2018 - 09:52 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 23 February 2018 - 10:09 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 22 February 2018 - 01:38 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 21 February 2018 - 03:27 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 21 February 2018 - 12:51 PM, said:

I've got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments. :fury:
Selling, selling. Very good. Very good.
You've not been properly trained. I demand another assistant.  :rage:
He doesn't give me any confidence at all - he's obviously a dummy
Haven't I seen him on the television? Television Doctor?  :smash:
Blackhawkrush stars in 'Dad's Doctor'...the daffy exploits of the RAMC training school. He's in charge of a group of mad medicos, and when they run wild it's titty jokes galore.
Yes, I'd do it, if it was valid. Or if the money was valid. And if it were a very small part. :blush:
Oh, it'll make a change from plumbing. Dad! blackhawkrush's got a television part.
Hello sailors. Listen, guess what. The Minister of Aviation has made me head of the RAF Ola Pola. :coy:
Top-hole. Bally Jerry, pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.
Ha, ha, what a laugh he is, that Scottish person. :macallan:  Good old Norman.
Well you see Scottishness starts with little things like that, and works up. You see, people don't just turn into a Scotsman for no reason at all...
...but it does make the cashier's job very difficult...$ :drool:$

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Posted 28 February 2018 - 12:36 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 27 February 2018 - 09:47 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 27 February 2018 - 12:20 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 26 February 2018 - 10:54 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 26 February 2018 - 12:02 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 25 February 2018 - 10:43 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 25 February 2018 - 08:16 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 25 February 2018 - 02:15 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 24 February 2018 - 06:03 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 24 February 2018 - 09:52 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 23 February 2018 - 10:09 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 22 February 2018 - 01:38 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 21 February 2018 - 03:27 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 21 February 2018 - 12:51 PM, said:

I've got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments. :fury:
Selling, selling. Very good. Very good.
You've not been properly trained. I demand another assistant.  :rage:
He doesn't give me any confidence at all - he's obviously a dummy
Haven't I seen him on the television? Television Doctor?  :smash:
Blackhawkrush stars in 'Dad's Doctor'...the daffy exploits of the RAMC training school. He's in charge of a group of mad medicos, and when they run wild it's titty jokes galore.
Yes, I'd do it, if it was valid. Or if the money was valid. And if it were a very small part. :blush:
Oh, it'll make a change from plumbing. Dad! blackhawkrush's got a television part.
Hello sailors. Listen, guess what. The Minister of Aviation has made me head of the RAF Ola Pola. :coy:
Top-hole. Bally Jerry, pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.
Ha, ha, what a laugh he is, that Scottish person. :macallan:  Good old Norman.
Well you see Scottishness starts with little things like that, and works up. You see, people don't just turn into a Scotsman for no reason at all...
...but it does make the cashier's job very difficult...$ :drool:$
It's perfectly simple. If you're not getting your hair cut, you don't have to move your brother's clothes down to the lower peg. You simply collect his note before lunch, after you've done your scripture prep, when you've written your letter home, before rest, move your own clothes onto the lower peg, greet the visitors, and report to Mr. Viney that you've had your chit signed.

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Posted 01 March 2018 - 04:21 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 28 February 2018 - 12:36 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 27 February 2018 - 09:47 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 27 February 2018 - 12:20 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 26 February 2018 - 10:54 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 26 February 2018 - 12:02 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 25 February 2018 - 10:43 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 25 February 2018 - 08:16 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 25 February 2018 - 02:15 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 24 February 2018 - 06:03 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 24 February 2018 - 09:52 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 23 February 2018 - 10:09 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 22 February 2018 - 01:38 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 21 February 2018 - 03:27 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 21 February 2018 - 12:51 PM, said:

I've got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments. :fury:
Selling, selling. Very good. Very good.
You've not been properly trained. I demand another assistant.  :rage:
He doesn't give me any confidence at all - he's obviously a dummy
Haven't I seen him on the television? Television Doctor?  :smash:
Blackhawkrush stars in 'Dad's Doctor'...the daffy exploits of the RAMC training school. He's in charge of a group of mad medicos, and when they run wild it's titty jokes galore.
Yes, I'd do it, if it was valid. Or if the money was valid. And if it were a very small part. :blush:
Oh, it'll make a change from plumbing. Dad! blackhawkrush's got a television part.
Hello sailors. Listen, guess what. The Minister of Aviation has made me head of the RAF Ola Pola. :coy:
Top-hole. Bally Jerry, pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.
Ha, ha, what a laugh he is, that Scottish person. :macallan:  Good old Norman.
Well you see Scottishness starts with little things like that, and works up. You see, people don't just turn into a Scotsman for no reason at all...
...but it does make the cashier's job very difficult...$ :drool:$
It's perfectly simple. If you're not getting your hair cut, you don't have to move your brother's clothes down to the lower peg. You simply collect his note before lunch, after you've done your scripture prep, when you've written your letter home, before rest, move your own clothes onto the lower peg, greet the visitors, and report to Mr. Viney that you've had your chit signed.
I see...yes...yes...now...um...what...what...ah...what is it? Is it a power station?  :unsure:

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Posted 01 March 2018 - 07:08 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 01 March 2018 - 04:21 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 28 February 2018 - 12:36 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 27 February 2018 - 09:47 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 27 February 2018 - 12:20 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 26 February 2018 - 10:54 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 26 February 2018 - 12:02 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 25 February 2018 - 10:43 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 25 February 2018 - 08:16 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 25 February 2018 - 02:15 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 24 February 2018 - 06:03 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 24 February 2018 - 09:52 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 23 February 2018 - 10:09 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 22 February 2018 - 01:38 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 21 February 2018 - 03:27 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 21 February 2018 - 12:51 PM, said:

I've got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments. :fury:
Selling, selling. Very good. Very good.
You've not been properly trained. I demand another assistant.  :rage:
He doesn't give me any confidence at all - he's obviously a dummy
Haven't I seen him on the television? Television Doctor?  :smash:
Blackhawkrush stars in 'Dad's Doctor'...the daffy exploits of the RAMC training school. He's in charge of a group of mad medicos, and when they run wild it's titty jokes galore.
Yes, I'd do it, if it was valid. Or if the money was valid. And if it were a very small part. :blush:
Oh, it'll make a change from plumbing. Dad! blackhawkrush's got a television part.
Hello sailors. Listen, guess what. The Minister of Aviation has made me head of the RAF Ola Pola. :coy:
Top-hole. Bally Jerry, pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.
Ha, ha, what a laugh he is, that Scottish person. :macallan:  Good old Norman.
Well you see Scottishness starts with little things like that, and works up. You see, people don't just turn into a Scotsman for no reason at all...
...but it does make the cashier's job very difficult...$ :drool:$
It's perfectly simple. If you're not getting your hair cut, you don't have to move your brother's clothes down to the lower peg. You simply collect his note before lunch, after you've done your scripture prep, when you've written your letter home, before rest, move your own clothes onto the lower peg, greet the visitors, and report to Mr. Viney that you've had your chit signed.
I see...yes...yes...now...um...what...what...ah...what is it? Is it a power station?  :unsure:
I think you're the silliest person we've ever had on this thread, and so I'm going to ask you to have dinner with me.

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Posted 01 March 2018 - 09:49 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 01 March 2018 - 07:08 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 01 March 2018 - 04:21 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 28 February 2018 - 12:36 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 27 February 2018 - 09:47 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 27 February 2018 - 12:20 AM, said:

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View PostCitizen of the World, on 26 February 2018 - 12:02 PM, said:

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View PostCitizen of the World, on 25 February 2018 - 08:16 PM, said:

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View PostCitizen of the World, on 24 February 2018 - 06:03 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 24 February 2018 - 09:52 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 23 February 2018 - 10:09 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 22 February 2018 - 01:38 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 21 February 2018 - 03:27 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 21 February 2018 - 12:51 PM, said:

I've got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments. :fury:
Selling, selling. Very good. Very good.
You've not been properly trained. I demand another assistant.  :rage:
He doesn't give me any confidence at all - he's obviously a dummy
Haven't I seen him on the television? Television Doctor?  :smash:
Blackhawkrush stars in 'Dad's Doctor'...the daffy exploits of the RAMC training school. He's in charge of a group of mad medicos, and when they run wild it's titty jokes galore.
Yes, I'd do it, if it was valid. Or if the money was valid. And if it were a very small part. :blush:
Oh, it'll make a change from plumbing. Dad! blackhawkrush's got a television part.
Hello sailors. Listen, guess what. The Minister of Aviation has made me head of the RAF Ola Pola. :coy:
Top-hole. Bally Jerry, pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.
Ha, ha, what a laugh he is, that Scottish person. :macallan:  Good old Norman.
Well you see Scottishness starts with little things like that, and works up. You see, people don't just turn into a Scotsman for no reason at all...
...but it does make the cashier's job very difficult...$ :drool:$
It's perfectly simple. If you're not getting your hair cut, you don't have to move your brother's clothes down to the lower peg. You simply collect his note before lunch, after you've done your scripture prep, when you've written your letter home, before rest, move your own clothes onto the lower peg, greet the visitors, and report to Mr. Viney that you've had your chit signed.
I see...yes...yes...now...um...what...what...ah...what is it? Is it a power station?  :unsure:
I think you're the silliest person we've ever had on this thread, and so I'm going to ask you to have dinner with me.
I've got a fork a little bit dirty. :moon: Could you give me another one?

#6698 Citizen of the World

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Posted 02 March 2018 - 10:47 AM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 01 March 2018 - 09:49 PM, said:

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View Postblackhawkrush, on 21 February 2018 - 12:51 PM, said:

I've got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments. :fury:
Selling, selling. Very good. Very good.
You've not been properly trained. I demand another assistant.  :rage:
He doesn't give me any confidence at all - he's obviously a dummy
Haven't I seen him on the television? Television Doctor?  :smash:
Blackhawkrush stars in 'Dad's Doctor'...the daffy exploits of the RAMC training school. He's in charge of a group of mad medicos, and when they run wild it's titty jokes galore.
Yes, I'd do it, if it was valid. Or if the money was valid. And if it were a very small part. :blush:
Oh, it'll make a change from plumbing. Dad! blackhawkrush's got a television part.
Hello sailors. Listen, guess what. The Minister of Aviation has made me head of the RAF Ola Pola. :coy:
Top-hole. Bally Jerry, pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.
Ha, ha, what a laugh he is, that Scottish person. :macallan:  Good old Norman.
Well you see Scottishness starts with little things like that, and works up. You see, people don't just turn into a Scotsman for no reason at all...
...but it does make the cashier's job very difficult...$ :drool:$
It's perfectly simple. If you're not getting your hair cut, you don't have to move your brother's clothes down to the lower peg. You simply collect his note before lunch, after you've done your scripture prep, when you've written your letter home, before rest, move your own clothes onto the lower peg, greet the visitors, and report to Mr. Viney that you've had your chit signed.
I see...yes...yes...now...um...what...what...ah...what is it? Is it a power station?  :unsure:
I think you're the silliest person we've ever had on this thread, and so I'm going to ask you to have dinner with me.
I've got a fork a little bit dirty. :moon: Could you give me another one?
Here comes another one
Here it comes again
Here comes another one
When will it ever end?

I dunno whatever it is
I've not seen one before
But here comes another one
And here comes a bunch of 'em
Here comes another one
Thank God I'm not having lunch with them

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Posted 02 March 2018 - 11:48 AM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 02 March 2018 - 10:47 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 01 March 2018 - 09:49 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 01 March 2018 - 07:08 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 01 March 2018 - 04:21 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 28 February 2018 - 12:36 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 27 February 2018 - 09:47 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 27 February 2018 - 12:20 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 26 February 2018 - 10:54 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 26 February 2018 - 12:02 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 25 February 2018 - 10:43 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 25 February 2018 - 08:16 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 25 February 2018 - 02:15 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 24 February 2018 - 06:03 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 24 February 2018 - 09:52 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 23 February 2018 - 10:09 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 22 February 2018 - 01:38 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 21 February 2018 - 03:27 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 21 February 2018 - 12:51 PM, said:

I've got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments. :fury:
Selling, selling. Very good. Very good.
You've not been properly trained. I demand another assistant.  :rage:
He doesn't give me any confidence at all - he's obviously a dummy
Haven't I seen him on the television? Television Doctor?  :smash:
Blackhawkrush stars in 'Dad's Doctor'...the daffy exploits of the RAMC training school. He's in charge of a group of mad medicos, and when they run wild it's titty jokes galore.
Yes, I'd do it, if it was valid. Or if the money was valid. And if it were a very small part. :blush:
Oh, it'll make a change from plumbing. Dad! blackhawkrush's got a television part.
Hello sailors. Listen, guess what. The Minister of Aviation has made me head of the RAF Ola Pola. :coy:
Top-hole. Bally Jerry, pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.
Ha, ha, what a laugh he is, that Scottish person. :macallan:  Good old Norman.
Well you see Scottishness starts with little things like that, and works up. You see, people don't just turn into a Scotsman for no reason at all...
...but it does make the cashier's job very difficult...$ :drool:$
It's perfectly simple. If you're not getting your hair cut, you don't have to move your brother's clothes down to the lower peg. You simply collect his note before lunch, after you've done your scripture prep, when you've written your letter home, before rest, move your own clothes onto the lower peg, greet the visitors, and report to Mr. Viney that you've had your chit signed.
I see...yes...yes...now...um...what...what...ah...what is it? Is it a power station?  :unsure:
I think you're the silliest person we've ever had on this thread, and so I'm going to ask you to have dinner with me.
I've got a fork a little bit dirty. :moon: Could you give me another one?
Here comes another one
Here it comes again
Here comes another one
When will it ever end?

I dunno whatever it is
I've not seen one before
But here comes another one
And here comes a bunch of 'em
Here comes another one
Thank God I'm not having lunch with them
Mr. Keats, Mr. Keats, please leave immediately. :bang bang: :outtahere:

#6700 Citizen of the World

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Posted 02 March 2018 - 06:37 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 March 2018 - 11:48 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 02 March 2018 - 10:47 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 01 March 2018 - 09:49 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 01 March 2018 - 07:08 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 01 March 2018 - 04:21 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 28 February 2018 - 12:36 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 27 February 2018 - 09:47 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 27 February 2018 - 12:20 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 26 February 2018 - 10:54 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 26 February 2018 - 12:02 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 25 February 2018 - 10:43 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 25 February 2018 - 08:16 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 25 February 2018 - 02:15 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 24 February 2018 - 06:03 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 24 February 2018 - 09:52 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 23 February 2018 - 10:09 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 22 February 2018 - 01:38 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 21 February 2018 - 03:27 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 21 February 2018 - 12:51 PM, said:

I've got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments. :fury:
Selling, selling. Very good. Very good.
You've not been properly trained. I demand another assistant.  :rage:
He doesn't give me any confidence at all - he's obviously a dummy
Haven't I seen him on the television? Television Doctor?  :smash:
Blackhawkrush stars in 'Dad's Doctor'...the daffy exploits of the RAMC training school. He's in charge of a group of mad medicos, and when they run wild it's titty jokes galore.
Yes, I'd do it, if it was valid. Or if the money was valid. And if it were a very small part. :blush:
Oh, it'll make a change from plumbing. Dad! blackhawkrush's got a television part.
Hello sailors. Listen, guess what. The Minister of Aviation has made me head of the RAF Ola Pola. :coy:
Top-hole. Bally Jerry, pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.
Ha, ha, what a laugh he is, that Scottish person. :macallan:  Good old Norman.
Well you see Scottishness starts with little things like that, and works up. You see, people don't just turn into a Scotsman for no reason at all...
...but it does make the cashier's job very difficult...$ :drool:$
It's perfectly simple. If you're not getting your hair cut, you don't have to move your brother's clothes down to the lower peg. You simply collect his note before lunch, after you've done your scripture prep, when you've written your letter home, before rest, move your own clothes onto the lower peg, greet the visitors, and report to Mr. Viney that you've had your chit signed.
I see...yes...yes...now...um...what...what...ah...what is it? Is it a power station?  :unsure:
I think you're the silliest person we've ever had on this thread, and so I'm going to ask you to have dinner with me.
I've got a fork a little bit dirty. :moon: Could you give me another one?
Here comes another one
Here it comes again
Here comes another one
When will it ever end?

I dunno whatever it is
I've not seen one before
But here comes another one
And here comes a bunch of 'em
Here comes another one
Thank God I'm not having lunch with them
Mr. Keats, Mr. Keats, please leave immediately. :bang bang: :outtahere:
I ... I merely meant, blackhawkrush, that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around is dark.




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