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#6661 Citizen of the World

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Posted 13 February 2018 - 11:33 AM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 12 February 2018 - 07:38 PM, said:

There's no need to be ashamed. We've all owned up. This is for your own good. :smash:
Noises are a major embarrassment source. Even words like tits, winkle and vibraphone, cannot rival the embarrassment potential of sounds.

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Posted 13 February 2018 - 01:03 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 13 February 2018 - 11:33 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 12 February 2018 - 07:38 PM, said:

There's no need to be ashamed. We've all owned up. This is for your own good. :smash:
Noises are a major embarrassment source. Even words like tits, winkle and vibraphone, cannot rival the embarrassment potential of sounds.
I knew I'd disturb you ... I knew I'd disturb you ... :( It always happens ... whenever I've found someone I really think I'm going to be able to get on with

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Posted 13 February 2018 - 05:25 PM

View PostYour_Lion, on 13 February 2018 - 01:03 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 13 February 2018 - 11:33 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 12 February 2018 - 07:38 PM, said:

There's no need to be ashamed. We've all owned up. This is for your own good. :smash:
Noises are a major embarrassment source. Even words like tits, winkle and vibraphone, cannot rival the embarrassment potential of sounds.
I knew I'd disturb you ... I knew I'd disturb you ... :( It always happens ... whenever I've found someone I really think I'm going to be able to get on with

Get out! Get out! You LABOURER!

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Posted 13 February 2018 - 09:58 PM

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 13 February 2018 - 05:25 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 13 February 2018 - 01:03 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 13 February 2018 - 11:33 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 12 February 2018 - 07:38 PM, said:

There's no need to be ashamed. We've all owned up. This is for your own good. :smash:
Noises are a major embarrassment source. Even words like tits, winkle and vibraphone, cannot rival the embarrassment potential of sounds.
I knew I'd disturb you ... I knew I'd disturb you ... :( It always happens ... whenever I've found someone I really think I'm going to be able to get on with

Get out! Get out! You LABOURER!
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatree. :moon:

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Posted 14 February 2018 - 09:53 AM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 13 February 2018 - 09:58 PM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 13 February 2018 - 05:25 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 13 February 2018 - 01:03 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 13 February 2018 - 11:33 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 12 February 2018 - 07:38 PM, said:

There's no need to be ashamed. We've all owned up. This is for your own good. :smash:
Noises are a major embarrassment source. Even words like tits, winkle and vibraphone, cannot rival the embarrassment potential of sounds.
I knew I'd disturb you ... I knew I'd disturb you ... :( It always happens ... whenever I've found someone I really think I'm going to be able to get on with

Get out! Get out! You LABOURER!
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatree. :moon:
Ah. A toilet requisite-t-t-t-t-t...:D

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Posted 14 February 2018 - 12:14 PM

View PostYour_Lion, on 14 February 2018 - 09:53 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 13 February 2018 - 09:58 PM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 13 February 2018 - 05:25 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 13 February 2018 - 01:03 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 13 February 2018 - 11:33 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 12 February 2018 - 07:38 PM, said:

There's no need to be ashamed. We've all owned up. This is for your own good. :smash:
Noises are a major embarrassment source. Even words like tits, winkle and vibraphone, cannot rival the embarrassment potential of sounds.
I knew I'd disturb you ... I knew I'd disturb you ... :( It always happens ... whenever I've found someone I really think I'm going to be able to get on with

Get out! Get out! You LABOURER!
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatree. :moon:
Ah. A toilet requisite-t-t-t-t-t... :D
Uh, y--y--y--y--you'll have to s--speak--s--s--sp--speak--spe--p--p--peak--speak up a bit, sir. :codger:

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Posted 14 February 2018 - 03:53 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 14 February 2018 - 12:14 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 14 February 2018 - 09:53 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 13 February 2018 - 09:58 PM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 13 February 2018 - 05:25 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 13 February 2018 - 01:03 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 13 February 2018 - 11:33 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 12 February 2018 - 07:38 PM, said:

There's no need to be ashamed. We've all owned up. This is for your own good. :smash:
Noises are a major embarrassment source. Even words like tits, winkle and vibraphone, cannot rival the embarrassment potential of sounds.
I knew I'd disturb you ... I knew I'd disturb you ... :( It always happens ... whenever I've found someone I really think I'm going to be able to get on with

Get out! Get out! You LABOURER!
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatree. :moon:
Ah. A toilet requisite-t-t-t-t-t... :D
Uh, y--y--y--y--you'll have to s--speak--s--s--sp--speak--spe--p--p--peak--speak up a bit, sir. :codger:
Um, could you try saying that in a higher register?

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Posted 15 February 2018 - 03:06 AM

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 14 February 2018 - 03:53 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 14 February 2018 - 12:14 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 14 February 2018 - 09:53 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 13 February 2018 - 09:58 PM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 13 February 2018 - 05:25 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 13 February 2018 - 01:03 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 13 February 2018 - 11:33 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 12 February 2018 - 07:38 PM, said:

There's no need to be ashamed. We've all owned up. This is for your own good. :smash:
Noises are a major embarrassment source. Even words like tits, winkle and vibraphone, cannot rival the embarrassment potential of sounds.
I knew I'd disturb you ... I knew I'd disturb you ... :( It always happens ... whenever I've found someone I really think I'm going to be able to get on with

Get out! Get out! You LABOURER!
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatree. :moon:
Ah. A toilet requisite-t-t-t-t-t... :D
Uh, y--y--y--y--you'll have to s--speak--s--s--sp--speak--spe--p--p--peak--speak up a bit, sir. :codger:
Um, could you try saying that in a higher register?
Yes. I will. I will! This is it. This is your moment Arthur Pewty. :blah: This is it Arthur Pewty!

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Posted 15 February 2018 - 07:37 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 15 February 2018 - 03:06 AM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 14 February 2018 - 03:53 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 14 February 2018 - 12:14 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 14 February 2018 - 09:53 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 13 February 2018 - 09:58 PM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 13 February 2018 - 05:25 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 13 February 2018 - 01:03 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 13 February 2018 - 11:33 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 12 February 2018 - 07:38 PM, said:

There's no need to be ashamed. We've all owned up. This is for your own good. :smash:
Noises are a major embarrassment source. Even words like tits, winkle and vibraphone, cannot rival the embarrassment potential of sounds.
I knew I'd disturb you ... I knew I'd disturb you ... :( It always happens ... whenever I've found someone I really think I'm going to be able to get on with

Get out! Get out! You LABOURER!
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatree. :moon:
Ah. A toilet requisite-t-t-t-t-t... :D
Uh, y--y--y--y--you'll have to s--speak--s--s--sp--speak--spe--p--p--peak--speak up a bit, sir. :codger:
Um, could you try saying that in a higher register?
Yes. I will. I will! This is it. This is your moment Arthur Pewty. :blah: This is it Arthur Pewty!
Good man. Now remember your announcer's training: deep breaths, and try not to think about what you're saying...

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Posted 15 February 2018 - 08:51 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 15 February 2018 - 07:37 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 15 February 2018 - 03:06 AM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 14 February 2018 - 03:53 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 14 February 2018 - 12:14 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 14 February 2018 - 09:53 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 13 February 2018 - 09:58 PM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 13 February 2018 - 05:25 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 13 February 2018 - 01:03 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 13 February 2018 - 11:33 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 12 February 2018 - 07:38 PM, said:

There's no need to be ashamed. We've all owned up. This is for your own good. :smash:
Noises are a major embarrassment source. Even words like tits, winkle and vibraphone, cannot rival the embarrassment potential of sounds.
I knew I'd disturb you ... I knew I'd disturb you ... :( It always happens ... whenever I've found someone I really think I'm going to be able to get on with

Get out! Get out! You LABOURER!
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatree. :moon:
Ah. A toilet requisite-t-t-t-t-t... :D
Uh, y--y--y--y--you'll have to s--speak--s--s--sp--speak--spe--p--p--peak--speak up a bit, sir. :codger:
Um, could you try saying that in a higher register?
Yes. I will. I will! This is it. This is your moment Arthur Pewty. :blah: This is it Arthur Pewty!
Good man. Now remember your announcer's training: deep breaths, and try not to think about what you're saying...
Are you saying "Ni" to that old woman?

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Posted 15 February 2018 - 09:25 PM

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 15 February 2018 - 08:51 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 15 February 2018 - 07:37 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 15 February 2018 - 03:06 AM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 14 February 2018 - 03:53 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 14 February 2018 - 12:14 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 14 February 2018 - 09:53 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 13 February 2018 - 09:58 PM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 13 February 2018 - 05:25 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 13 February 2018 - 01:03 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 13 February 2018 - 11:33 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 12 February 2018 - 07:38 PM, said:

There's no need to be ashamed. We've all owned up. This is for your own good. :smash:
Noises are a major embarrassment source. Even words like tits, winkle and vibraphone, cannot rival the embarrassment potential of sounds.
I knew I'd disturb you ... I knew I'd disturb you ... :( It always happens ... whenever I've found someone I really think I'm going to be able to get on with

Get out! Get out! You LABOURER!
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatree. :moon:
Ah. A toilet requisite-t-t-t-t-t... :D
Uh, y--y--y--y--you'll have to s--speak--s--s--sp--speak--spe--p--p--peak--speak up a bit, sir. :codger:
Um, could you try saying that in a higher register?
Yes. I will. I will! This is it. This is your moment Arthur Pewty. :blah: This is it Arthur Pewty!
Good man. Now remember your announcer's training: deep breaths, and try not to think about what you're saying...
Are you saying "Ni" to that old woman?
:no: I say, what a simply super day. I say, anyone for tennis?

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Posted 16 February 2018 - 10:42 AM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 15 February 2018 - 09:25 PM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 15 February 2018 - 08:51 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 15 February 2018 - 07:37 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 15 February 2018 - 03:06 AM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 14 February 2018 - 03:53 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 14 February 2018 - 12:14 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 14 February 2018 - 09:53 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 13 February 2018 - 09:58 PM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 13 February 2018 - 05:25 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 13 February 2018 - 01:03 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 13 February 2018 - 11:33 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 12 February 2018 - 07:38 PM, said:

There's no need to be ashamed. We've all owned up. This is for your own good. :smash:
Noises are a major embarrassment source. Even words like tits, winkle and vibraphone, cannot rival the embarrassment potential of sounds.
I knew I'd disturb you ... I knew I'd disturb you ... :( It always happens ... whenever I've found someone I really think I'm going to be able to get on with

Get out! Get out! You LABOURER!
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatree. :moon:
Ah. A toilet requisite-t-t-t-t-t... :D
Uh, y--y--y--y--you'll have to s--speak--s--s--sp--speak--spe--p--p--peak--speak up a bit, sir. :codger:
Um, could you try saying that in a higher register?
Yes. I will. I will! This is it. This is your moment Arthur Pewty. :blah: This is it Arthur Pewty!
Good man. Now remember your announcer's training: deep breaths, and try not to think about what you're saying...
Are you saying "Ni" to that old woman?
:no: I say, what a simply super day. I say, anyone for tennis?
ye ken full well that Scots folk dinna know how to play the tennis to save their lives.

#6673 blackhawkrush

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Posted 16 February 2018 - 01:15 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 16 February 2018 - 10:42 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 15 February 2018 - 09:25 PM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 15 February 2018 - 08:51 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 15 February 2018 - 07:37 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 15 February 2018 - 03:06 AM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 14 February 2018 - 03:53 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 14 February 2018 - 12:14 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 14 February 2018 - 09:53 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 13 February 2018 - 09:58 PM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 13 February 2018 - 05:25 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 13 February 2018 - 01:03 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 13 February 2018 - 11:33 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 12 February 2018 - 07:38 PM, said:

There's no need to be ashamed. We've all owned up. This is for your own good. :smash:
Noises are a major embarrassment source. Even words like tits, winkle and vibraphone, cannot rival the embarrassment potential of sounds.
I knew I'd disturb you ... I knew I'd disturb you ... :( It always happens ... whenever I've found someone I really think I'm going to be able to get on with

Get out! Get out! You LABOURER!
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatree. :moon:
Ah. A toilet requisite-t-t-t-t-t... :D
Uh, y--y--y--y--you'll have to s--speak--s--s--sp--speak--spe--p--p--peak--speak up a bit, sir. :codger:
Um, could you try saying that in a higher register?
Yes. I will. I will! This is it. This is your moment Arthur Pewty. :blah: This is it Arthur Pewty!
Good man. Now remember your announcer's training: deep breaths, and try not to think about what you're saying...
Are you saying "Ni" to that old woman?
:no: I say, what a simply super day. I say, anyone for tennis?
ye ken full well that Scots folk dinna know how to play the tennis to save their lives.
And I'd like to conclude by putting my finger up my nose. :codger:

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Posted 16 February 2018 - 06:55 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 16 February 2018 - 01:15 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 16 February 2018 - 10:42 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 15 February 2018 - 09:25 PM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 15 February 2018 - 08:51 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 15 February 2018 - 07:37 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 15 February 2018 - 03:06 AM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 14 February 2018 - 03:53 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 14 February 2018 - 12:14 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 14 February 2018 - 09:53 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 13 February 2018 - 09:58 PM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 13 February 2018 - 05:25 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 13 February 2018 - 01:03 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 13 February 2018 - 11:33 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 12 February 2018 - 07:38 PM, said:

There's no need to be ashamed. We've all owned up. This is for your own good. :smash:
Noises are a major embarrassment source. Even words like tits, winkle and vibraphone, cannot rival the embarrassment potential of sounds.
I knew I'd disturb you ... I knew I'd disturb you ... :( It always happens ... whenever I've found someone I really think I'm going to be able to get on with

Get out! Get out! You LABOURER!
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatree. :moon:
Ah. A toilet requisite-t-t-t-t-t... :D
Uh, y--y--y--y--you'll have to s--speak--s--s--sp--speak--spe--p--p--peak--speak up a bit, sir. :codger:
Um, could you try saying that in a higher register?
Yes. I will. I will! This is it. This is your moment Arthur Pewty. :blah: This is it Arthur Pewty!
Good man. Now remember your announcer's training: deep breaths, and try not to think about what you're saying...
Are you saying "Ni" to that old woman?
:no: I say, what a simply super day. I say, anyone for tennis?
ye ken full well that Scots folk dinna know how to play the tennis to save their lives.
And I'd like to conclude by putting my finger up my nose. :codger:
And now for something completely different - a man with a tape recorder up his brother's nose

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Posted 17 February 2018 - 09:44 AM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 16 February 2018 - 06:55 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 16 February 2018 - 01:15 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 16 February 2018 - 10:42 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 15 February 2018 - 09:25 PM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 15 February 2018 - 08:51 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 15 February 2018 - 07:37 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 15 February 2018 - 03:06 AM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 14 February 2018 - 03:53 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 14 February 2018 - 12:14 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 14 February 2018 - 09:53 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 13 February 2018 - 09:58 PM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 13 February 2018 - 05:25 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 13 February 2018 - 01:03 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 13 February 2018 - 11:33 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 12 February 2018 - 07:38 PM, said:

There's no need to be ashamed. We've all owned up. This is for your own good. :smash:
Noises are a major embarrassment source. Even words like tits, winkle and vibraphone, cannot rival the embarrassment potential of sounds.
I knew I'd disturb you ... I knew I'd disturb you ... :( It always happens ... whenever I've found someone I really think I'm going to be able to get on with

Get out! Get out! You LABOURER!
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatree. :moon:
Ah. A toilet requisite-t-t-t-t-t... :D
Uh, y--y--y--y--you'll have to s--speak--s--s--sp--speak--spe--p--p--peak--speak up a bit, sir. :codger:
Um, could you try saying that in a higher register?
Yes. I will. I will! This is it. This is your moment Arthur Pewty. :blah: This is it Arthur Pewty!
Good man. Now remember your announcer's training: deep breaths, and try not to think about what you're saying...
Are you saying "Ni" to that old woman?
:no: I say, what a simply super day. I say, anyone for tennis?
ye ken full well that Scots folk dinna know how to play the tennis to save their lives.
And I'd like to conclude by putting my finger up my nose. :codger:
And now for something completely different - a man with a tape recorder up his brother's nose
You might just as well show them the last five miles of the M2. :eyeroll:

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Posted 19 February 2018 - 06:11 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 17 February 2018 - 09:44 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 16 February 2018 - 06:55 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 16 February 2018 - 01:15 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 16 February 2018 - 10:42 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 15 February 2018 - 09:25 PM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 15 February 2018 - 08:51 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 15 February 2018 - 07:37 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 15 February 2018 - 03:06 AM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 14 February 2018 - 03:53 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 14 February 2018 - 12:14 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 14 February 2018 - 09:53 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 13 February 2018 - 09:58 PM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 13 February 2018 - 05:25 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 13 February 2018 - 01:03 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 13 February 2018 - 11:33 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 12 February 2018 - 07:38 PM, said:

There's no need to be ashamed. We've all owned up. This is for your own good. :smash:
Noises are a major embarrassment source. Even words like tits, winkle and vibraphone, cannot rival the embarrassment potential of sounds.
I knew I'd disturb you ... I knew I'd disturb you ... :( It always happens ... whenever I've found someone I really think I'm going to be able to get on with

Get out! Get out! You LABOURER!
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatree. :moon:
Ah. A toilet requisite-t-t-t-t-t... :D
Uh, y--y--y--y--you'll have to s--speak--s--s--sp--speak--spe--p--p--peak--speak up a bit, sir. :codger:
Um, could you try saying that in a higher register?
Yes. I will. I will! This is it. This is your moment Arthur Pewty. :blah: This is it Arthur Pewty!
Good man. Now remember your announcer's training: deep breaths, and try not to think about what you're saying...
Are you saying "Ni" to that old woman?
:no: I say, what a simply super day. I say, anyone for tennis?
ye ken full well that Scots folk dinna know how to play the tennis to save their lives.
And I'd like to conclude by putting my finger up my nose. :codger:
And now for something completely different - a man with a tape recorder up his brother's nose
You might just as well show them the last five miles of the M2. :eyeroll:
it's progress here on Britain's first eighteen-level motorway interchange being built by characters from Milton's 'Paradise Lost'...

#6677 blackhawkrush

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Posted 19 February 2018 - 11:18 PM

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There's no need to be ashamed. We've all owned up. This is for your own good. :smash:
Noises are a major embarrassment source. Even words like tits, winkle and vibraphone, cannot rival the embarrassment potential of sounds.
I knew I'd disturb you ... I knew I'd disturb you ... :( It always happens ... whenever I've found someone I really think I'm going to be able to get on with

Get out! Get out! You LABOURER!
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatree. :moon:
Ah. A toilet requisite-t-t-t-t-t... :D
Uh, y--y--y--y--you'll have to s--speak--s--s--sp--speak--spe--p--p--peak--speak up a bit, sir. :codger:
Um, could you try saying that in a higher register?
Yes. I will. I will! This is it. This is your moment Arthur Pewty. :blah: This is it Arthur Pewty!
Good man. Now remember your announcer's training: deep breaths, and try not to think about what you're saying...
Are you saying "Ni" to that old woman?
:no: I say, what a simply super day. I say, anyone for tennis?
ye ken full well that Scots folk dinna know how to play the tennis to save their lives.
And I'd like to conclude by putting my finger up my nose. :codger:
And now for something completely different - a man with a tape recorder up his brother's nose
You might just as well show them the last five miles of the M2. :eyeroll:
it's progress here on Britain's first eighteen-level motorway interchange being built by characters from Milton's 'Paradise Lost'...
Oh, it'll make a change from plumbing. :hug2:

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Posted 20 February 2018 - 03:52 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 19 February 2018 - 11:18 PM, said:

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View PostCitizen of the World, on 13 February 2018 - 11:33 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 12 February 2018 - 07:38 PM, said:

There's no need to be ashamed. We've all owned up. This is for your own good. :smash:
Noises are a major embarrassment source. Even words like tits, winkle and vibraphone, cannot rival the embarrassment potential of sounds.
I knew I'd disturb you ... I knew I'd disturb you ... :( It always happens ... whenever I've found someone I really think I'm going to be able to get on with

Get out! Get out! You LABOURER!
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatree. :moon:
Ah. A toilet requisite-t-t-t-t-t... :D
Uh, y--y--y--y--you'll have to s--speak--s--s--sp--speak--spe--p--p--peak--speak up a bit, sir. :codger:
Um, could you try saying that in a higher register?
Yes. I will. I will! This is it. This is your moment Arthur Pewty. :blah: This is it Arthur Pewty!
Good man. Now remember your announcer's training: deep breaths, and try not to think about what you're saying...
Are you saying "Ni" to that old woman?
:no: I say, what a simply super day. I say, anyone for tennis?
ye ken full well that Scots folk dinna know how to play the tennis to save their lives.
And I'd like to conclude by putting my finger up my nose. :codger:
And now for something completely different - a man with a tape recorder up his brother's nose
You might just as well show them the last five miles of the M2. :eyeroll:
it's progress here on Britain's first eighteen-level motorway interchange being built by characters from Milton's 'Paradise Lost'...
Oh, it'll make a change from plumbing. :hug2:
I wouldn't wish it on my son. He's a sensitive boy, already. I'd rather he was a sewage attendant or a ratcatcher.

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Posted 21 February 2018 - 01:54 AM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 20 February 2018 - 03:52 PM, said:

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View PostCitizen of the World, on 19 February 2018 - 06:11 PM, said:

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View PostYour_Lion, on 13 February 2018 - 01:03 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 13 February 2018 - 11:33 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 12 February 2018 - 07:38 PM, said:

There's no need to be ashamed. We've all owned up. This is for your own good. :smash:
Noises are a major embarrassment source. Even words like tits, winkle and vibraphone, cannot rival the embarrassment potential of sounds.
I knew I'd disturb you ... I knew I'd disturb you ... :( It always happens ... whenever I've found someone I really think I'm going to be able to get on with

Get out! Get out! You LABOURER!
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatree. :moon:
Ah. A toilet requisite-t-t-t-t-t... :D
Uh, y--y--y--y--you'll have to s--speak--s--s--sp--speak--spe--p--p--peak--speak up a bit, sir. :codger:
Um, could you try saying that in a higher register?
Yes. I will. I will! This is it. This is your moment Arthur Pewty. :blah: This is it Arthur Pewty!
Good man. Now remember your announcer's training: deep breaths, and try not to think about what you're saying...
Are you saying "Ni" to that old woman?
:no: I say, what a simply super day. I say, anyone for tennis?
ye ken full well that Scots folk dinna know how to play the tennis to save their lives.
And I'd like to conclude by putting my finger up my nose. :codger:
And now for something completely different - a man with a tape recorder up his brother's nose
You might just as well show them the last five miles of the M2. :eyeroll:
it's progress here on Britain's first eighteen-level motorway interchange being built by characters from Milton's 'Paradise Lost'...
Oh, it'll make a change from plumbing. :hug2:
I wouldn't wish it on my son. He's a sensitive boy, already. I'd rather he was a sewage attendant or a ratcatcher.
That's a full working day, lad, and don't you forget it!  :bitchslap:

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Posted 21 February 2018 - 12:32 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 21 February 2018 - 01:54 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 20 February 2018 - 03:52 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 19 February 2018 - 11:18 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 19 February 2018 - 06:11 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 17 February 2018 - 09:44 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 16 February 2018 - 06:55 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 16 February 2018 - 01:15 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 16 February 2018 - 10:42 AM, said:

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View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 14 February 2018 - 03:53 PM, said:

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View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 13 February 2018 - 05:25 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 13 February 2018 - 01:03 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 13 February 2018 - 11:33 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 12 February 2018 - 07:38 PM, said:

There's no need to be ashamed. We've all owned up. This is for your own good. :smash:
Noises are a major embarrassment source. Even words like tits, winkle and vibraphone, cannot rival the embarrassment potential of sounds.
I knew I'd disturb you ... I knew I'd disturb you ... :( It always happens ... whenever I've found someone I really think I'm going to be able to get on with

Get out! Get out! You LABOURER!
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatree. :moon:
Ah. A toilet requisite-t-t-t-t-t... :D
Uh, y--y--y--y--you'll have to s--speak--s--s--sp--speak--spe--p--p--peak--speak up a bit, sir. :codger:
Um, could you try saying that in a higher register?
Yes. I will. I will! This is it. This is your moment Arthur Pewty. :blah: This is it Arthur Pewty!
Good man. Now remember your announcer's training: deep breaths, and try not to think about what you're saying...
Are you saying "Ni" to that old woman?
:no: I say, what a simply super day. I say, anyone for tennis?
ye ken full well that Scots folk dinna know how to play the tennis to save their lives.
And I'd like to conclude by putting my finger up my nose. :codger:
And now for something completely different - a man with a tape recorder up his brother's nose
You might just as well show them the last five miles of the M2. :eyeroll:
it's progress here on Britain's first eighteen-level motorway interchange being built by characters from Milton's 'Paradise Lost'...
Oh, it'll make a change from plumbing. :hug2:
I wouldn't wish it on my son. He's a sensitive boy, already. I'd rather he was a sewage attendant or a ratcatcher.
That's a full working day, lad, and don't you forget it!  :bitchslap:
Well we had it tough. We used to have to get up out of the shoebox at twelve o'clock at night, and LICK the road clean with our tongues. We had half a handful of freezing cold gravel, worked twenty-four hours a day at the mill for fourpence every six years, and when we got home, our Dad would slice us in two with a bread knife.




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